I've got Jews in my sight

>we need jokes to be as literal as possible or we don't get them

>d.va ult
>nigga activated

There's nothing wrong with that.

>I am not the turd
Hanzo, please.

>nerf this
*unzips*

>Nerf Tits!

I agree, D.va. Tits are for sure op in the current meta. At this point is dick even worth running except for the int bonus?

>Fire in my hole!

What the fuck, blizzard?

>The dragon cums in me!

Ya don't say?

>pump up the fucking volume
Why was this allowed?

Sorry but

is the objectively the only correct answer

"That's Sir to you."

Yeah, the str bonus is huge

"I'm the guy that does his job...I'm thinking you're the other guy."

"Age before beauty. Guess you're coming in third."

I still got it.

>Just tits rains from above!

Is pharrah's ult lactation?

>tfw playing casual
>everyone on team goes 76
>"we're all soldiers now"

"back in my day we;d have this payload delivered!" - in old-man-voice

Either
"young punks.."
Or
"not on my watch". Use it after you kill ulting mccree

"Heroes never kike"
I like this line.

>Life is pain, so is death.

What did he mean by this?

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That picture is genius.

>Get out of my way or I'll run you over!

What did she mean by this?

Did it came out yet

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delete that chinker

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>nig
>not using profanity

I see no problem.

Its russian you dip

>I've got big plans, for jews

i insist you remove right this instant

>All that stuff that they pumped into me has to be good for something
What did he mean by this

youtube.com/watch?v=dzzYTkCciRY

>fucking niggers, get off my lawn

Wtf I thought this game was inclusive

>make a character that already attracts insufferable smug dipshits due to her design and mannerisms
>give her a skillset that goes hand in hand with being an insufferable smug dipshit, amplifying their behaviour tenfold

Why does Blizzard want to enable subhumans so much?

But why Aletta?

Good God this is cheaply done. Some of the color covers the window seals, some doesn't. I just hope it's plastidip and that you can just peel it off.

"That's sir to you!" always makes me hard

He was quoting.

Reaper
>Fuck the kikes race war now

wow i know hes edgy and all but this is too far

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What is a cock sniper Cred Forums ?

>I'm using the kaioken

ur mum

There aren't actual people who find a face like this attractive, right?

Rekt mate

Ovaltine is the best drink FYI I have it every day Horlicks fags kill yourselves

'Not on my watch' after you do a POTG is the best

Soldier is a really cool character, which I did not expect from call of duty man

I have no idea. She used to be pretty cute too. I don't understand why anyone would do that to themselves.

It's a cuck sniper

>Gays into the iris

What did he mean by this?

>Better Str AND Int bonuses
>Still competitively un-viable

How did they fuck this up so bad? Step your game up Blizzard, come on. This isn't DS3 here.

>Mercy im Bereitschaftsdienst.
>schaftsdienst
>literally German for shaft duty

What the fuck Blizzard?

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Bimboification is a fetish, user

I can get down with huge fake boobs, but lips like that look infected and gross.

>I am a new man, I have become hoe

What did Genji mean by this?

He means he's Mercy's robo cock slave.