NAME ME FIVE [5] OF THE MOST RETARDED TWISTS AND ENDINGS IN VIDEO GAMES

>It didn't make sense, but it was amazing
Anthony Burch likes to write about shit he doesn't understand and Shamallama is a dumbass.

looking for strelok entire game. lol stalker it was you whole time! get out of here stalker.

father being protags son in f4. the dumbest shit.

>Turns out the game was a game inside the game the entire time
Why do JRPGS do this

What have you smoked?

nah, MGS was a great experience. liquid being snake's BROTHERRR wasn't much of a twist either.

The "Good End" events of XCOM 1 were implied to have been a battle simulation while the Commander was plugged into the alien prison system

>You are the bad guy
>your daughter and her alternatives have to kill you to make everyone happy
>even though there are infinite possibilities and you will just exist again in another one
>but nevermind that the game establish that rule and broke it for a sappy ending

>your dead father has a long lost twin brother who works for the CIA
>you didn't actually kill anyone, it was just rubber bullets

I must be the only person who liked the Xenoblade twist.

Man that reminds me of that short mango

>the center of the universe is another universe

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>Turns out the entire universe is basically an MMORPG
>You then go into the real world to beat up the lead developer
>Your entire universe gets deleted anyway but not really

Like every game who had 2 finals, one standalone and one canonically for a second one. Is there anything official to support your claim?

>the twist was amazing
>people guessed it from literally the first trailer

I don't get this Eric Andre show. My friend linked me a few clips of it saying how it was funny but it wasn't.

Zero Escape?

MGS4
I think that game alone covers five

mind hacc

Good ol' Necron.

Metal Gear series.

That's more than 5.

Nothing can beat Star Ocean 3

NOTHING

There's nothing to get. You like it or you don't.

>Bioshock infinite.

I still don't get the ending.

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Rise from the ashes was a retarded Case

I will never understand the "twist" of "Goodman was killed in 2 different spots"

Then you figure out it was jake and meeekins but then it turns out no there actually was a murder

That was garbagely unorganized

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ME3. Still mad

The most retarded twist in Metal Gear was Kojima relenting and changing the ending of MGS4 to the shitfest with Snake not shooting himself and Big Boss suddenly being alive again.

Apollo Justice.

Literally every single twist in the last case. Just thinking about them for more than 10 minutes you'll find a contradiction. Ironic.

>we are video game lol

4 had a twist
?

surely you don't mean Ocelots intentions? they were seen coming a mile away if you were paying attention.

there's different timelines depending on choices you made

Comstock was created from when you rejected the holy water choking

Which is why they killed you there

IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

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>ctrl+f
>'rubber bullets'
>someone posted it
Nice.

There wasn't even a twist

You get everybody given to you from Wright's time travel investigation

The only real "twists" was that Zak was Shady and that Magnify killed himself

They even spoiler Kristoph's involvement in the fucking intro

Nier

That plot was one of the most contrived pieces of shit I've ever experienced. Terrible story in a terrible game.

Bioshock infinite

>Magnify killed himself
Are you dumb? He didn't kill himself. Valant turns himself in.

literally did the same, nice

What one is rubber bullets from?

The cutscene where you talk with Tygan about the neural chip. The pretty much spell it for you that every XCOM playthrough was a simulation

Yeah because you totally understood that he wanted to take down the organization that he was a part of that is actually run by an AI that he should have access to but doesn't so he acts like liquid to fool the patriots into thinking it's not him because nanomachines and reasons make this a good idea.

Seriously, he could've solved his problems without having to play pretend, Kojima just didn't plan for a continuation of mgs2 so he went full retard. Say what you want about any of the BB games but 4 fucked the series worse than any other plot line or twist.

youtube.com/watch?v=k1G2XA2Xz6w

This entire scene was terrible.

>Fortune you betrayed me
>Yes
>Thats cool Ocelot made you do it
>No Solidus I am the Patriots
>I'm actually not Ocelot I'm Liquid!

Crysis 2. I don't like Alcatraz was basically absorbed by Prophet, who then proceeded to mutate the body to be closer to Prophet's original body. Fuck, at the end of Crysis 3 Prophet basically gets his old body back, albeit infused with Ceph tech still. Man, Alcatraz got fucked over hard.

nah, fukushima wasn't around to continue the story so kojima went full retard trying to bring his(fukushima) story together. so many people neglect the fact that kojima didn't do the writing for most of the games.

Yakuza 4.

Pic related goes and does a hit on 18 or so guys back in the 80s so his boss can get a promotion. He gets put away for 25 years on death row.

It's latter discovered that he shot all the guys with rubber bullets, simply knocking them out. After he left the scene, a guy wakes up and slaughters the rest with a real gun himself.

Other than what has been mentioned already
>lol you never actually had foxdie

Unfortunately for Ken "I write about subjects I don't fully grasp" Levine - it doesn't work that way

Killing you at the baptism doesn't solve the Comstock problem:

What of the alternative universe Booker that get's baptized the day before?
Or the Booker that becomes Comstock without being baptized?

Killing Booker at the baptization only eliminates all the Comstocks that spawn from that particular even, it doesn't take care of all the rest. Which makes both Booker and Elizabeth complete fucking idiots

That people gobble this shit as an amazing twist is insulting. The very premise the twist is resting on is incompatible with the twist itself

>kill X
>you are X

Star Ocean 3

Yakuza 4

Heavy Rain

ME3

MGS

What is it from?

I'm tired of this meme. I'm willing to admit that he helped keep Kojimas bullshit in check, but they wrote 2 with no intention of finishing the storyline. That's why they did BBs story for mgs3. I'm sure mgs4 wouldn't have been quite as bad with him on board, but it still would have been a cutscene heavy mess.

Fuck you both, STALKER was fine.

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Thanks, I totally missed that post.

I'm surprised Yak4 did something like that.

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so is xcom 2 real?

That's literally what happens though

Valant turned himself in because he felt he deserved it for manipulating the scene to look like somebody killed him and ruining Zack when he did nothing

He was just butthurt Zack passed and he didn't

Magnify killed himself the second Valant walked out the room and he heard the shot

>It was all a dream
>Everyone magically comes back to life
>The culprit was Junko
>The culprit was Junko
>The culprit was Junko

> your wife is your arm

>The gas station attendant that you had met once at the beginning of the game was the mastermind behind everything and also God!

Same. Orphanage.

>The slaves are just as bad as the slave masters

No it was
>The Foxdie won't become viral anymore
>Why?
>Idunnolol

Constants and variables.

I still love the game, but I don't know if an ending has ever pissed me off more than this.

>i used to read word up magazine

>Your sister is a lesbian

this
its unbeatable
its even far worse than Bioshock infinite

Your wife was your arm all along
The bad guy is your elderly son from the past
Ready for the final boss? Nope, it was actually Andross again.
The entirety of Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 5
To be continued... (Studio gets shut down or the sequel just never happens)

>Super Joe is a bad guy

I'll never forgive that game for taking the glorious cheese of Rearmed and turning it super-generic grimdark.

That's how history has always played out, though.

No community or group of people ever want to be the "better person" and not hurt their former oppressors.

>squallsdead.com

That thing Bioshock Infinite did
Basically what says but problems started way before.

I am still offended for this, makes ME3 endings shine in comparision.

>The villain was actually the apprentice of the guy you thought was the villain
>The guy you thought was a villain is still a villain, but with different motivations
>Also he is Count Dooku

Cortana was evil all along

Hope this will be retconned in 6, because shit

>You were being manipulated by some ancient Mayan apocalupse cult
>You become Neo
>You die and become a zombie
>Hobo Illuminati
>Also you fight the internet for some reason

>"Im sorry did you want to kill him?"

Fuck that """""""final boss""""""""

I'm mostly annoyed that when you meet them the first time they say they'll offer you a summer job, but it never actually becomes an option when you get summer jobs

Bioshock Infinite
Everything MGS after MGS.

Please tell me you're joking, familia.

She wasn't evil "all along", she just went rampant which was guaranteed to happen someday because of how Halo AI works

The big twist in MGS1 was the fact that both Snake and Liquid were clones of Big Boss.

Really, I never played 4 but only 5 and elements of 2 were shit. The whole information manipulation being used to control people and the entire game being a simulation played out by the patriots was pretty neat, the whole Ocelot being possessed by Liquid and pretty much everything involving him after that has been complete dogshit though.

As far as "Fuck You" endings go, the ending to God of War 2 is really amazing. Kratos spends two entire games crying over his dead family and he finds the threads of fate, which literally allow time travel. Does he use this new found ability to save his wife and kid? Nope, he just travels back in time to make sure he can kill Ares and then he goes back and saves the Titans so he can use them to get revenge on the gods for something he can easily change. No one ever seems to mention this shit too.

Also No More Heroes 2 has a shit story and ending. Plus it ignores the twist from the first game completely.

Demotivational posters feel like a relic

Of course it is. There's no way all those snake ladies aren't real.

>I'm surprised Yak4 did something like that.

Not surprisingly really, the writer than took over the original one is dog shit.

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hi

>It was all a dream

ah thats a good one
holy fuck
also FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND THAT MAYA WAS DEAD SWEET MOTHER OF FUCKING CRIST

> Character who has been your loyal ally for several games and has repeatedly saved your ass countless times was actually working for the bad guys this whole time
> there were no hints in prior games to this making it clear this was a twist for the sake of a twist

Fahrenheit / Indigo Prophecy is definetly on the list

Even when I was a kid I thought that ending was stupid

it could've been so perfect had the game not been half done

after skull face dies you should've switched to actual big boss to usurp the medic and it would've been a 10/10 ruse

I know it's a small complaint stacked against a sea of shit, but why the fuck did they introduce him having asthma for one scene and then completely drop it?

People hate on SO:ttEoT a ton for that, but I think it was a pretty good thing that no other game was doing it did.
Especially when you start fighting real people with real weapons, and just fucking them up.
I fucking love that game.

its amazing how one ending can have so many ways to poke hole in it that render the whole story moot, although Layton fans have assured me this is apparently par for the course for his games.

That game requires a fucking essay to explain everything retarded in that ending. It's not like Cage's other games are much better for stupid twists.

I will admit, I'm interested in the Robo Detective game he's doing now just to see how insanely stupid it gets

The plot twists were pretty good actually

That last thing is what really fucked it up

>Everything painted pure black

The fuck

Still not as retarded as Diabolical Blx though

Nope

She said the forerunner matrix cured her rampancy. There are 2 options, either it's not the real Cortana which would make sense because the Didact's ship was destroyed in 4 or she somehow survived and it's really her. We'll have to wait until the next game to be sure.

I never watched the trailers but I guessed the twist from the opening of the game. The combination of choosing your own face and listening to Jack Bauer pretty much gave it away.

Fuck both of these endings

anything David cage writes is complete garbage though. he's the Uwe Boll of videogames, where instead of making terrible video game based movies he makes terrible movie based video games.

>you were a schizophrenic the whole time and the only reason your partner never got caught was because she wasnt real
>realize this and kys

O-ok

>the antagonist isn't the antagonist, he's being mind controlled from some random faggot from space

It always blows my mind when people say FF4's story isn't utter shit.

Haha, and here again. SOtteot

This reminds me of the end of the Mantrid arc in Lexx.

Now I want to rewatch Lexx.

The booklet says it was a dream from the begining. It isn't even a twist.

Probably a relic of old scripts.

Reminder that Ethan(I think that's his name?) was going to have the blackouts lead to dream sequences and be a key part of the plot, but instead it was just used as a thing that happened to inexplicably get him from A to B and it never mattered

>Spend entire game thinking it's a lake.
>It's actually an ocean.

wtf.

>you suck the final boss off so hard you both die
and thats the true ending

Dunno it seems like a REALLY stupid justification but i dont disagree completely with you since there is some proof that you can be right.

i'll believe that

Hotline Miami 2 has one of the worst endings by far.
>oh shit guys we said this was the last game
>should we make a fulfilling ending for our mediocre love letter to pulp fiction?
>nah just nuke everything, people will chalk it up to some halfassed nihilist elements
>oh make sure to plaster the rooster everywhere

I remember being so mad at the ending of dust an elysian tale that I purged the details of it from my mind

But im pretty sure its dumb and contrived

But the introduction explained that the place was a dream.
You literally start the game by falling out a door floating in the sky.

>This place is great
>Woo holy shit why I can run so fast
>Why I am so strong?
>WH I CAN JUMP SO HIGH
>Twist
>oh it all makes sence now
I still don't get why people hate on it, is a fantastic twist.

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>the monster attacking the town was actually a giant ancient walrus fighting a giant mining robot

nani

>This entire village is filled with robot people that I built to protect my daughter

>Everybody somehow managed to hallucinate not only this entire fucking town or forget their own fucking age,but also the same exact scenario's and information people would only learn by themselves that a character told them

>LMAO LETS BUILD LONDON UNDERGROUND, NOBODY WILL NOTICE

Layton never ceases to amaze me and I'm not even mentioning the past trilogy

Also this

>The normal everyday guy you've been with the entire game is the actual split personality infection, the dark and edgy maniac that barely appears is the original

>She said the forerunner matrix cured her rampancy.
The thing about rampancy as Bungie wrote it is that it isn't a disease. It's a natural development of AI as they age and each reacts to it differently. Cortana saying she was "cured" of it makes as much as you or I saying we were "cured" of growing taller as we age. More likely is that the Forerunner device exacerbated her insanity or, as you mentioned, it isn't Cortana. Maybe a shard of her consciousness or a backup, but not the one the Chief knew

didnt even know it had a story

Came into this thread looking for this. Fucking Star Ocean 3

classic layton

They really forced a story in 2 which is bizarre since the first game was satisfied with being Drive-lite.

On a different note, I thought the ending to the first Darksiders was fucking amazing, but I hear people talk shit about it a lot.

I haven't played the 343 Halos, but in Marathon a rampant AI can stabilize.

Durandal for example was an obsessive egomaniac in 2, but he still was capable of occasionally not being a dickhead.

>Nathan drake, an adult fit strong male, who has fistfought with superhuman zombies, gets his shit kicked in by a nigress with an afro

Now thats a retarded twist

I remember them showing it off, and in his dreams he'd basically be swimming through setpieces.

Man, Heavy Rain had a really cool idea, I'd love to have it actually made by a competent writer and development team instead of a delusional fuck who thinks he's Kubrick.

I'm one of those losers that completed the game without finding out who Strelok was, and even I agree that twist is great.

I think most people just don't like the DDR genre shift, everyone I know loves how nuts it gets

Exactlyou. Rampancy is an information and sensory overload. It can't change how an AI thinks, they themselves change from how they react to the sensation.

at least the last case made up for most of the hang-ups for me.

Holy fuck, me too. And I like shitty pretentious arthouse nonsense like this, but when I realized it was over i was P I S S E D

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Final Fantasy 8
>Oh you guys all know each other but you forgot
>...Whatever

Not necessarily a twist, though

Do you mean Drakengard?

It was

Then they fucked it up by making 2 a prequel

Japan is a country of home schooled children.

Yeah, I have no idea how I managed to misread that as Drakengard

In Marathon, IIRC the way to "cure" rampancy was for the AI to get into a network large enough that they can grow into once they become self aware, which really isn't a cure because they still do crazy shit and can cause a ton of damage.

I'd imagine in Halo, that Cortana would have the means to keep growing with forerunner tech, but you are right she wouldn't be the same.

Its legitimate cringe humor (at least past season 1), not "im twelve and have no sense of sympathy due to my spoilt upbringing so im going to laugh at what the mentally disabled put on the internet trying to make friends" Cringe Thread/Leafy "cringe humor".

Its taking some of the biggest names they can get and putting them in extremely awkward or disturbing situations and seeing where the interview goes.

youtube.com/watch?v=VFFsOWFoJzQ

I enjoy the show.

Not it's story.All of the stalker games have shit stories.

EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE WERE ROBOTS THE WHOLE TIME

EVERYBODY IS SUFFERING FROM MASS HALLUCINATIONS

YOU'RE IN AN UNDERGROUND CITY POPULATED BY HUNDREDS OF ACTORS PRETENDING THAT IT'S THE FUTURE

GODDAMN I LOVE PROFESSOR LAYTON SO MUCH

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Honestly, best show on Television.

Abso Lutely productions bases their entire schtick on anti-comedy. For lack of a better term, and I really hate myself for saying this, but for a lot of T&E's skits, you have to know the source material to understand why it's funny.

Eric Andre strips the referential humor away and serves up mostly shock humor and barebones "anti-comedy".

Personally, I fucking love it. I still laugh watching Tyler's interview, or Seth Rogan's interview
>tfw calling the number listed from Rogan's interview and it connects to a fake number with a voice mail claiming to be Seth Rogan's voice mail.

That's what makes it great

>THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLANET
Xenoblade X is a good game but the ending is fucking garbage.

>Honestly, best show on Television.
That's not Bird Up

Yakuzas story post 2 is shit. i dont know why everyone keeps eating it up

>Implying

You are all shitters, correct?

>Yo so everyone is actually using robot bodies
>Everyone knew this except for you until your fucking arm explodes off, we just didn't tell you because you never asked I guess
>The bodies are controlled from your consciousness data in the lifehold, if it dies we all die with it
>Lifehold explodes, everyone's fine
>Never mind I guess?
>The end
There better be some followup to this shit in a later game or I'm gonna be mad

According to Seth Rogan, that was actually his phone number.

at the point they revealed the robot bodies think i just kept thinking deep down
"lmao wouldnt it be dumb if they said the lifehold was destroyed and we survived through the power of determination or some bullshit"

i fucking hate Xs plot jesus christ

The writers went to separate companies after Xenoblade.

Honestly that second thing is because MC is dumb as rocks.

>Nobody's eyes look normal
>some people actually go out of their way to have strange as fuck eyes
>nobody worries with actual space suits or anything
>steaming, sulfurous poison pits and lava don't immediately fuck us up, even though it bleeds through the apparently hyper advanced gear we're wearing.

WE WANTED TO STOP YOU FROM CREATING ROBOTS THAT WOULD KILL YOU SO WE MADE ROBOTS TO KILL YOU BEFORE YOU COULD MAKE ROBOTS.

I doubt anyone remembers it, but a shit game called Mindjack had some weird shit going on.

A guy you straight up murdered at the beginning turns up alive in the ending, and the main character doesn't even lift an eyebrow. Halfway through the game it turns out that you're not actually playing as the main character, but as a ghost that can possess people. Sounds interesting, but that's about as far as they thought it out. It's like they ran out of time.

You could also argue that the real twist of MGS is the phone call revealing that the president is also a clone and that Ocelot is working for him.

when the kid got shot at the end of american history x that was good

>RUBBER BOOLETS
>the protag from the first game is now the villain, somehow
>ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO
>I WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO BE YOUR BROTHER
>party member is the villain, I WAS PLANNING FOR US TO GO TO THIS KINGDOM AND YOU TAKING THAT ELDRICH POWER IN THE CAVE ALL ALONG BARRY, IT WAS ME
take a guess

Whenever somebody in a bioware rpg betrays you. Pretty much every game written by David Gaider has this and you can see it coming a mile away.

>No one talks about mims until after your arm falls off
>Ayylma twist contributes absolutely nothing to the story since it ends in about 20 minutes anyway
I do think X is pretty great but the story was stupid as fuck

Conduit 2
Indigo Prophecy

>Evil cult kidnapps my daughter
>Join forces with my mortal enemy, and my least favorite employee, to deal with evil cult
>Evil cult is planning on sacrificing my daughter
>Former enemy saves her
>Turns out the cult has a secret leader
>IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!

>There was no magic it was just machinery painted black that you were, alongside with the entire city, hypnotized to not see it.

So dumb.

>>Ayylma twist contributes absolutely nothing to the story since it ends in about 20 minutes anyway
Seriously. They could've had her as an alien from the beginning about it would've allowed them to explain why she saved humanity in the first place, and would've added some variety in the party (since they're all humans except for L and Celica).
Elma has the personality of a brick wall anyways so it wouldn't have changed much.
They even threw in stupid lines like "I would've never met all these people if I hadn't come to Earth 30 years ago" so anyone who is even slightly paying attention knows she's an alien but they just hold out on revealing it until the end.

Came here for this

The player (you) had amnesia all along and the main character had been evil all along

>fantasy world is actually Planet of the Apes except everyone is technically a human
>also ayylmaos

>An 8 year long story spanning several universes and timelines ends with a celebrity cameo and fuck all else.

What the fuck actually happened in the end?
My headcanon says they were sent back in time to the beginning so they could stop everything before it had a chance to start

Mass Effect 1.
Mass Effect 3.
Metal Gear Solid V.
Fable 2
Fallout 3

>intel 0

they got sent back to become the primis guys from DE after they won and basically the cycle is just going to continue again because ????

you just better hope that the rumours of a true ending when the dlc comes out on pc and xbox are true

I wouldn't say ME1 or ME3 had twists, what exactly are you thinking of there?

It made no fucking sense though. The whole point was breaking the loop but we know Primis fails because otherwise Origins wouldn't exist.

Also they never fucking explained the Blood Vials.

They just paid McDowell so much they felt compelled to use him, forgetting that the story is about the 4. The 4 barely even spoke during the final cutscene.

I could be wrong but i think the baptism was a fixed point in time. Booker would always come to the crossroads at that moment, never before.

What

You're not wrong. The game basically uses the 'timey wimey' style of multiverse theory. It happens the way the game says it happens because they say so, there's no internal logic beyond that mandate.

What game was this?

Black Ops Zombies.

>Complex snail
It will never stop make me angry. This was my favorite franchise and my most awaited game for this generation

The ending of Monkey Island 2 triggered me in so many ways.

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brazilian history shows that
>be slave
>escape to the jungle
>form a group of freedom fighters
>manage to save a bunch of negros
>create your own jungle secret society
>enslave your own people

So what's the twist?

Here is one no one mentioned , Witcher 3.

While the final battle against the Wild Hunt is going on, Ciri out of nowhere decides that she can, and she will save the world. This is the same moment that her grandfather figure just died and her skills would be invaluable.

I think Witcher 3 is just a mess, especially the ending. If CDPR were good to customers, they would put all the writers in a sack and throw them in the baltic sea.

I still don't know what the fuck happened

>the quadratic formula is somehow more complex than tits
What a retard whoever made that picture

>LOL SERVERS WERE KILL ALL ALONG!
>HOW WORK???
>DON'T KNOW!!!
>THIS STORY NEVER TRULY ENDS!

It's great right up until Zemus shows up

>top ten integers between 1-10
>no. 8 brought me to tears

At least Leviathan cleaned that mess up a bit

Star Ocean 3 can't be beat.
It's so shit it manages to not only ruin the game, but also the previous ones.

Basically: It makes no godamn sense

Time travel rarely makes sense

It was actually more like the ending of the second game.. just in reverse.

In MGS2 Raiden (Solids Phantom so to speak) wanted to be like Snake upon realizing that being Snake is not what he imagined to be like he rejected the players control by throwing away the Dog Tags to find his own path.

In MGSV Venom (Big Boss' Phantom) wanted to be like Big Boss because every Solider who joined MSF and DD Idolized Big Boss like he Idolized The Boss. Difference here is that Big Boss himself decided that the Boss betrayed him by putting down her weapons, this more or less marks Big Boss' turn into a villain. But when Venom was forced to become Big Boss he tried to be the Big Boss he idolized so much (saving the Children, Saving the World, Having strong feelings for your fellow soliders, not working alone and having this Idea of Outer Heaven being a place where Soliders find a place to call home). At the End Venom accepts his Role as Big Boss as much as he accepts being controlled by someone else (the player by showing your Avatar).

The game has some issues but i like that Kojima tried to get the massage from MGS2 out again. This Legacy, this Legend isn't Konamis, its not his, its the experience you have made as a player.

It should be at least self-consistent for the sake of good storytelling if nothing else

> seriously thinking kojima wasn't making this shit up as he went
lol

I just replayed it after replaying the other entries in the series and it kinda made sense like this to me.

Mass Effect 3
Metal Gear Solid V
Jackie Chan

>Also No More Heroes 2 has a shit story and ending. Plus it ignores the twist from the first game completely.
Fuck that game so hard. It managed to completely miss or shit all over the point of the first game. Gameplay wasn't as good too.

BioShock Infinite
Fallout 4
Every Tales Game ever
Kingdom Hearts 3D

>You are actually 16 clones of one of the protagonists of a previous game who was hired by the other protagonist of the first game in disguise to be the last witness of an island that a hotel manager is trying to blow up everyday because the island is stuck in a time loop (but not really) caused by demonic powers given to immortal people by implanting silver eyes from a rare form of hyena which is bred under the island in a massive cloning facility orchestrated by an advanced organization puppeting governments.

wat
are you for real
I wish I finished this game, too bad it was so slow

It makes perfect sense, it's just arbitrary and meaningless.

Heavy Rain
Beyond Two Souls
Indigo Prophecy

in that order

Secret of the universe below: read at your own risk

All time travel stories are stupid

Episodes 1-4 were bretty gud. Episode 5 shit the bed and ruined everything.

Primer isn't stupid.

Wait, is this real? I couldn't finish it.

oh fuck, you're right.
sorry user
BIRD UP, BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION

The eyes were demonic?

It probably was until the episode aired

>you were actually the villain all along
>the sidekick was actually using the antagonist to fulfill his ends which is why he was helping the protagonists
>the bad guys win, just because
>the bad ending is canon even though a character who dies in the bad ending is in the sequel for no reason
>the game isn't actually over because it turns out the game is actually endless but now there is no more plot progression and it is just an endless grind to see how long it takes you to get a Game Over

Come, Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana.

YOU ARE THE MOON
SHE IS THE SUN
YOU ARE ACTUALLY A ROBOT SAMURAI FROM THE MOON

Sounds like a manga I read once

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akumetsu