Are you looking forward to WWE 2K17?

where's the jaw

did he lose it?

If you want that, watch Ultimate Surrender

>That Kabal mask in the third row fourth column

I didn't know 2K Games had a partnership with NetherRealm Studios

AJ?

Yeah, but I haven't bought a wrestling gmae sinch one of the Smackdowns on os2

CRASHING THIS GAY COMMUNITY

they have mario heads and transformer heads too, i don't think they give a shit about copyright as long as they don't specifically identify it as the IP. They have slight tweaks, i.e the bane mask doesn't have the tubes over the mouth, the bat man cowel doesn't have the pointy ears, the mario heads dont' have hats, hair or mustaches, etc.

they've been absolute garbage since 2006

Maybe

fuck this makes me want to win all the belts with a goku caw on here comes the pain

>they've been absolute garbage since 2006
ehh, that's fine. I just started watching again this year and feel like playing some wrassil. And we get Mr. TNA himself BMAJ officially in this game so it's what evs.

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BAWH GAWD IT'S MR. BUBBLES. HE'S COME FOR GOKU

>>The summer of punk was 5 years ago

Will he be booed when he comes back?

>Cruiserweights
>the Hardys
>Shelton Benjamin
>Brand split
can't wait for 2k18

>SmackDown is better than RAW
>People actually don't mind Cena being in the title picture
>TNA on the verge of not even being able to meet their schedule obligations and being bought out by WWE for the tape library like ECW
>Vince is actually giving Cruiserweights a chance on the main show instead of telling them to Cruiserwait, jack

What a time to be alive

>Rusev

>Will he be booed when he comes back?
>when
He burned every bridge he had, pissed on the ashes, and has renounced wrestling in it's entirety. That, and taking into account the half a million he got from losing a match in 2 minutes over at UFC, what reason would have have to ever go back?

>The New Day
The reason i started hate niggers more. Why are whites eating that monkey shit up?

>cucked by Cena
>cucked by Ziggler
>now cucked by the Based Big Dog
why does Vince hate him?

you forgot cucked by the Rock

>Shelton Benjamin
>Gets injured diddling teenage boys
>They replace him with some literal who jobber who keeps spouting Chuck Norris memes

what the fuck

>t. Futafag

I want Asuka to dominate me.

Tell me about Asuka

why does she wear the mask when she makes her entrance?

you redditors are fucking cancer. we're here to talk about video games, but instead it's just the faggots from /wooo/ and /asp/ that come here to discuss wrestling, despite the fact that there are two boards for it. kill yourselves, unironically.

Two ain't enough, I NEED FIVE

She's a big girl.

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Because funny enough he got Lana and if there's anything Vince hates more, it's non American's getting hot American chicks.

Warrior came back. Hogan came back. Bret came back. Stranger things have happened.

Hey, could you please show me the headgear between the babyface and the wolfman mask, on the third row?

Have a look yourself at all the stuff for the upper body dude:

youtube.com/watch?v=njuDKurBx-Y

Thanks

>Bret Hart theme intensifies

I'm pretty excited
there's a handful of people that aren't on the roster but you can't win em all

after looking through the CAW vids I gotta say I'm mad hyped now for Waifu Wars 2k17

>Lady Clothes
youtube.com/watch?v=JP60NPpSXLY

>Lady Hair
youtube.com/watch?v=gZb0k0vPZWw

>Create a Show
youtube.com/watch?v=6inUwLuVgcs

The wheels are spinning

>AJ finally becomes a big guy

Create a show's biggest strengths is the removal of the WWE logos in most elements like transition screens and such

I watched my first WWE match the other day.
It was some Clash of Champions thing and this Roman Reigns guy was fighting some guy in speedos while some bitch in leather clothing pouted on the side. I liked the Roman Reigns guy, he seemed really smug and that made me laugh.
Then some wrestler with a C-Section t-shirt was arguing with an Irish ginger called Shaemus because they hated each other but then Mick Foley (I can remember his name) told them that if they wanted a shot at the title, they'd need to work together in tag team match against the winners of the next fight.
I like buddy cop comedies so that set-up was interesting to me but I never got to see how it turned out because I fell asleep during the tag team match following that exchange.

It was a really fun watch but I don't think I'll get into actually following it because I don't think I can get up to date with all the character developments and relationships and I prefer to watch stories from the beginning instead of jumping in half-way. If they ever do a reboot sort of thing, I'll definitely jump in and start watching properly though.

Good lord, this supposed to be Dana Brooke?

Nattie

You should check out James Ellsworth podcast with Jericho. Very feel good stuff he spoke about. He recognizes his role in the industry and is perfectly content. He had a chance to join Summerslam he was so over with the crowd due to his match with Braun, but didn't join until a couple of Smackdowns later when they went to his hometown.

Dude is pretty humble in my opinion and is pretty cool for an enhancement man. He even runs his own local promotion.

Good luck. You really never have a chance to get in because truth be told this spans back decades and new characters come and go all the time. You can always jump in and watch, it is never a bad time because as long as you are paying attention to the promos you will always be fed information and recaps by commentary or by television.

Check out a ppv or two. For instance, Hell in a Cell is coming in a few weeks for Raw and in another week No Mercy is coming for Smackdown. They just had a brand split so you can follow one brand or the other. In these ppvs you will usually see fueds come to a head and before each match you will usually see a recap of the events that lead to each superstar meeting like this to begin with.

Nattie's models actually look really good compared to the other divas. I think one of the devs is her fan

wrestling is a joke now. last time I watched this guy was champion for like a year. he also got his ass beat in one of the worst defeats ever in a real sport

with hats on right?

this is still the best recap promo they've done

youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU

it was literally always a circus act, who the fuck is dumb enough to have ever thought it was real at any point in history

>t-these guys totally hate each other, but only in the ring or when a camera can see them!

If I may also add, however. One promotion I am seriously enjoying right now is Lucha Underground. Definetely worth a look because it's more television show than constant flow of ppv's and events. You just need to watch out for spoilers looking this up online because the matches are usually taped a few months in advance.

As a result, these episodes come in seasons and they are in the middle of S3 as we speak. If you don't mind some latin flavor to your wrassling, definetely check it out. Storywise it's almost akin to fatal fury/mortal kombat in that sense. They take kayfabe a little more seriously due to it's hour format, though that means shit gets pretty balls to the wall sometimes.

there's a thing called suspension of disbelief

>mastodon shitposting outside of /asp/

come on man, you're better than this

what?

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>saiyan hair is back

Getting this game.

They've also readded a few other anime hair styles, GIANT ASS AFRO and more.

I am, but they better have a lot of half decent music for CAW.

Are custom entrance themes back yet? That's the only reason I haven't bought anything past 2K14.

The fact that you don't know what he's talking about means you don't go to /asp/, ignore him.

Thanks for the information.
That Lucha Underground thing sounds interesting, I might check it out.

Nope, still not a thing

>like video games
>like wrestling
>FUCK THESE GAMES
They are fucking up so hard, I am the target audience, the overlap in the venn diagram, and even I don't want to play this garbage. I can't imagine what the average wrestling fan thinks of these games.

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As a guy who just got back into wrestling this year I gotta say I am sorry to not have caught into the emotion of DBry leaving. He was over as fuck but I felt nothing when he gave his farewell speech. Still a great promo though.

>Still no Create A Story mode

no buy

>that custom story where John Cena had to face his Shadow and admit he likes anime

no James Ellsworth no buy

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>Haven't played a rasslin game since No Mercy back in the day
>Get a copy of 2K16 cheap
>All these fucking mini games during the match for the most basic shit like grapples and submissions

Here are the key players right now.

RAW

>Roman Reigns
He's basically the next top guy in the company in the same vein as John Cena. He's also a cousin to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He's already held multiple world titles, and just became the US champ. Many people don't like him because his rise to power felt really inorganic. Right now he's trying to climb back up to the top spot.

>Seth Rollins
Roman Reign's ex friend and used to be in a group called The Shield (along with Reigns and another Guy named Dean Ambrose). He betrayed his friends to side himself with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon (more on them later). He soon won a contract called Money in the Bank which allowed him one World Championship match whenever he wanted. He cashed in at Wrestlemania in 2015 and became the World Champ before Reigns and defended for most of 2015 before getting his ACL torn. Seth came back this summer while Reigns was champ and beat him for the championship, until he was ambushed by his other ex friend Dean Ambrose and lost the title due to Money in the Bank. After failing to get the championship for the brand split, he soon went after the newly made Universal Championship. But due to a sudden betrayal by Triple H, the title went to

>Kevin Owens
The current Universal Champion. After arriving in 2015 and beating John Cena in his debut, Kevin was pretty much a work horse for most of his time here, getting a few Intercontinental reigns. During a fatal 4 way which also had Reigns and Rollins, Triple H interfered and handed Kevin the title. With the help of his veteran friend Chris Jericho, Kevin will do anything to keep his championship.

cont.

Oh please do, user. There are so many great moments in these episodes and it's difficult to pinpoint just one for you. I'm an unrepentant phone poster otherwise I'd post it's most recognizable stunt to get you hyped up. Google watchwrestling to get started from the beginning.

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I like this, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs

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Is wrestling the only thing that is more manchildish than anime?

>said user
>on a board dedicated to video games on a Taiwanese leather tanning workshop

twitter.com/ryansatin/status/775142536205656064/photo/1

Cred Forums puts the letter in /asp/ so you tell me.

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video games are definitely worse

Why do you openly admit you grew out of something, as if anyone still doing it is beneath you.

>Stephanie McMahon
The Chief Brand Officer of the WWE, the Commissioner of Monday Night RAW, and the daughter of the Chairman, Vince McMahon. After receiving RAW Commissioner status by Vince during a rivalry with her brother Shane, She hired the help of a WWE legend named Mick Foley to help her run the show. She used to align herself with Seth Rollins because he was chosen by Triple H to be the top guy of the company, but his recent shortcomings have given her a change of heart. She strictly cares more about business than the well being of her superstars. It is unknown however if she had anything to do with Kevin Owens becoming Champion.

>Triple H
The COO of the WWE, a 14 time World Champion, and husband to Stephanie McMahon. Triple H is obsessed with power, to the point where he even inserted himself into a position to become champ for the 14th time. When he can't be champion, he will find someone who do whatever he says to become champion for him. After the shortcomings of his last successor, Seth Rollins. Triple H hastily handed Kevin Owens the Universal Title, and hasnt't been seen since.

>Mick Foley
A legendary wrestle known for his hardcore style, a 3 time World Champ, and now the General Manager of Monday Night Raw. After being assigned his position, Mick has doing his best to put on a great show, but his Passion doesn't see eye to eye with Stephanie's business.

cont.

Not the guy you're responding to but please continue. These descriptions are pretty great.

Ultimate Surrender is ok and all, butI just torrent all of them. The wrestling is too traditional and there are no spots or anything. Plus they're all pornstars first and athletes second.

I'd actually pay money to watch Asuka rape an opponent after a match. Best part is, you probably wouldn't have to try very hard to talk her into it.

No, just stop.

WWE crowds today fucking suck, and are part of the reason why no one watches WWE anymore.

t. TNAfag

WWE is gonna buy that shitfest soon.

"We are awesome"

i know she was saying it to be satcastic but when she responded to a tweet from Eva Marie saying how her attitude was making Asuka fall for her, we were all over here screaming "rape! she's gonna rape her!"

Fuck, don't remind me.

Is the Darth Vader Helmet also in it again?
Last WWE game i played way Smackdown vs. Raw 2007

>she responded to a tweet from Eva Marie saying how her attitude was making Asuka fall for he

I didn't notice until some guys on /asp/ pointed it out, but Asuka probably is actually a lesbian isn't she? Fuck she was just too perfect to be straight.

>The New Day
The current Raw Tag Team Champions, consisting of Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods. The like unicorns and rainbows and video games and booties and cereal. They are a three man tag team via Freebird Rules (usually there are only two per tag team).

>Charlotte, Sasha Banks, and Bayley
3/4ths of the Four Horsewomen from NXT (WWE's developmental show). Charlotte is a two time RAW Women's Champ, and daughter to the 16 time champ, Ric Flair. Sasha was a one time RWC, and Bayley has just joined the main roster.

>Cesaro
A work horse of the company, who from time to time again almost gains momentum, but often loses it due to bad circumstance. After gaining momentum in 2015, the year ended with him needing shoulder surgery, shelving him until April. It's important to note that he has his shoulder taped up, as that will be his hindrance for the coming months. Upon his return, he earned an chance to become the Intercontinental Champ if he beat The Miz (more on him later), but was cheated out of victory due to another feud (Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn) getting in the way of his match. Later he, The Miz, Kevin Owens, and Sami Zayn were involved in a fatal four way for the IC title, but with him being the biggest threat, the other three laid most of their offense on him, before The Miz snuck in the victory. Cesaro earned a chance to win the Money in the Bank contract and had to compete in a ladder match along with Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Chris Jericho, Alberto Del Rio, and Dean Ambrose. After losing the match, Cesaro found himself in the slump he usually was in.

Cont.

Well for whatever reason, James still blew up on social media. I am talking about him specifically and not the crowds of today.

To be fair though, his appearences in Raw and Smackdown were in his hometown so he is already known. I don't know what kind of reaction he would have gotten had he got called to Brooklyn that night, but it says something when a "no look" jobber getting beaten down gets boos, even if it is from The Miz.

And that's not how you spell Full Sail anyway.

Yeah I was reading that thread, who can say for sure, the woman doesn't keep a steady so we can't say much about the matter. On the other hand, by Cred Forums logic she's already had no less than seventeen cocks in her due to her career in video game journalism.

But the idea of her and Ember Moon shacking up every night for some post match snuggling in the showers is doing things to me body right now.

Bruh, I don't even like lesbianism like that.

>Sheamus
A four time World Champ. along with Cesaro, he too felt overlooked when he was drafted late to RAW. The two were very vocal about it, and Manager Mick Foley had them duke it out to earn a title shot. Cesaro beat Sheamus and earned a match against the then US champ, Rusev, but Sheamus interfered and cost Cesaro the match. They had a brawl, and Mick decided that they were going to settle it with a Best of Seven Series, the winner gets a shot at the Universal Title. Early on, Sheamus injured Cesaro's back, giving him a 3-0 lead, almost a clean sweep, but Cesaro pulled through to tie the game. The last match in the series was so physical that the two couldn't compete anymore and left the series with a tie. The next night. Mick Foley informed the two that they will now both get a single title shot in the form of the Raw Tag Team Championsip. The two hated the idea, but reluctantly agreed to do it, winning a try out match to to see if the work well together. They are still at odds.

>Chris Jericho
A 6 time World Champ, a 9 time Intercontinental Champ, and now the right hand man of the Universal Champ, Kevin Owens. He's very egotistical and snide. wearing scarves and calling people "Stupid Idiots".

>Sami Zayn
An underdog, and ex best friend of Kevin Owens. Though he has beaten Owens before, he could not beat him when he needed to the most. Sami is constantly in Owen's shadow, and feels that he will always be tied to him for better or worse.

>Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows
A tag team from another promotion New Japan, and two thirds of The Club (the third member, AJ Styles was drafted to Smackdown). They are after the Tag Team Titles, but lose due to The New Day's Shenanigans

>Enzo and Big Cass
A tag team of the motor mouth Enzo, and the strongman Big Cass, Cass has a big future in front of him, but often gets weighed down by his friend Enzo, though he doesn't understand that yet.

To be honest I have never heard a we are awesome chant since watching in Jan. I do now understand why ya'll get triggered over that bullshit. The fat fuck in the finals of cwc was in the front row and overreacting so fucking much trying to get himself over. I was happy to see that guy behind him recognized it immediately and even gave two middle fingers behind him during one instance.

There was another son of a bitch that was in last week's Impact just sitting there when Decay was getting confronted by The Hardys from the staircase. He was next to Matt. I thought he wasn't a fan but then he kept looking at the camera, wanting you to see that he was the "no fun" guy in the room. Fuck these fucking fucks.

> On the other hand, by Cred Forums logic she's already had no less than seventeen cocks in her due to her career in video game journalism.

She was a Japanese vidya journalist. Their system of bribery works differently. Besides, she's so perfect I'd be willing to overlook her kicking a puppy.

>But the idea of her and Ember Moon shacking up every night for some post match snuggling in the showers is doing things to me body right now.

The idea of any female wrestling division being full of bi-curious or out and out dykes is incredibly fucking hot. It's literally the only upside to my waifu being more unattainable than she is to me already.

>tfw small fast wrestlers will still feel like they're moving underwater

I remember that little segment with Paige and Natalya before her heel turn. It's on youtube. She licks at her cheek in the middle of the ring, which is something she wasn't expecting. She confronts her about it backstage but when Paige says she just wanted to bring a bit of spice to the ring Nattie accepts it and then playfully begins to pinch at different parts of her body while claiming next time she's gonna start slapping on her titties and pinching her ass.

And now for Smackdown

>Dean Ambrose
Was a member of The Shield with Rollins and Reigns, until the betrayal. After a two years of no direction, he won the Money in the Bank Contract, cashing in on Seth Rollins the same night becoming the World Champ. He was drafted to Smackdown and had to defend his title against both of his ex friends in one last effort to bring the title to RAW. Ambrose was successful and kept the title on Smackdown.

>AJ Styles
Being one the best free agents in the world, he finally came to the WWE in January. He lost to Chris Jericho at this year's Wrestlemania, and Couldn't win the World Title from Reigns when he had the title. Upon John Cena's return from surgery, AJ attacked Cena, claiming that he is now the best in the world. At Summerslam, AJ beat John Cena clean, and earned a title shot against Dean Ambrose, winning that match with a low blow. AJ now has to defend his title in a triple threat against Ambrose and Cena.

>John Cena
A 15 time World Champ. Cena is in the twilight of his career, finding opportunities in Hollywood and TV. After returning from surgery, The veteran finds himself in the middle of a big company wide landscape change, with new stars emerging. Cena claims that the future must go through him, and AJ Styles answer his demand, beating Cena. Cena now finds himself in a World Championship triple threat match with Ambrose and AJ. Cena want to become 16 time champ, and tie Ric Flair for the most World Championships held.

cont.

>he didn't fly so good

>Randy Orton
A 12 time World Champ. Upon returning from surgery, he was tasked with challenging RAW's resident mastodon, Brock Lesnar (I forgot to mention him. He's pretty much an unstoppable force). After losing, he finds himself in a cat and mouse game with

>Bray Wyatt
Bray is the leader of the Wyatt family. He thinks that he is a living god, and likes to speak cryptic messages. Despite this, he doesn't win much at all, but that never deters him. The family was split up in the draft, and now all he has left is his henchman Erick Rowan. He is now targeting Randy Orton.

>Becky Lynch
1/4th of NXT's Four Horsewomen, and the Smackdown's inaugural Women's Champ. She has bright orange hair and likes to say puns. She now has to defend her title against Alexa Bliss

cont.