You faggots like to pretend that you enjoyed the roleplaying potential in NV but in reality all of your characters were...

You faggots like to pretend that you enjoyed the roleplaying potential in NV but in reality all of your characters were a neutral cowboy loner who kicked ass and took names but also secretly had a heart

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I always play a good guy because the evil choices make me feel bad

Got a song for you, now. It's about a guy who's cold on the exterior, but deep down, you know he's a good man. And his name... is Johnny Guitar.

even if that were true that would still make the game better than most rpgs just for the fact that that play style would even be possible

No, my character's name was Flash Gordon and he was a giant blonde stronk guy who wielded a supersledge and a hockey mask, and traveled with Boone on a mission to knock Caesar's head in and kill as many of his lackeys as possible.

I played as an autist with zero charisma but loved science and energy weapons.

And that's when you turn off the radio.

Sneaky cunt who murdered everyone she ever met. Would have supported slavery if it didn't involve leaving people alive.

I was actually a serial killer and murdered everyone I possibly could. Mostly from stealth strikes or slitting their throats in their sleep. Casinos were easy pickings. I just strolled through with my favorite shotgun picking off gamblers and whores.

>secretly had a heart

oh FUCK NO

I think after my 10th-11th playthrough I've decided to just murder everyone/everything since I knew where to go to get the killer gear. Max INT with science and stealth first and then go from there to murdering the mojave.

>Got a song for you, now. It's about a guy who's cold on the exterior, but deep down, you know he's a good man. And his name... is Johnny Gui-
ftfy

first time through most RPGs I play Lawful Good 99% of the time, never kill when I have to, always take the diplomatic solution, etc.

then I find that one asshole

who deserves as much suffering as I can inflict upon him

I make his life hell, destroy everything he's built, all his friends and family, do as much shit as the game lets me

then continue on my path of peace and happiness

I played a mad scientist addicted to chems who was obsessed with the followers and brotherhood.

My character was a nigro-demolitionist who kicked ass and was not secretely having a heart
A? A? A? A? A?

You, I like you

completely agree
fuck that song

...

FUCK

My guy was pretty openly a good dude. My grandpa on the other hand, played exactly like he played 3:
>Wander until you find a new spot
>Talk to everyone there
>Do any quests that seem easy or have a good reward promised
>When you feel ready to leave that place, murder absolutely everyone and take their shit
In his save filefor either game, the only people still alive are children. He has hundreds of hours in both.

>be vilivied with NCR
>NPCs on the stop between Novac and Vegas are not hostile and I can trade with them
Is playing as legion really that disappointing?

You grandpa plays F:NV? nice

They aren't NCR, though.

I will never understand why people post shirtless "muscle pics" of themselves on the internet.

It wasn't until i revisited NV on PC after being totally disappointed by 4, that I figured out the best way to play is cannibalistic psychopath drug-addict with a thing for blowing people up. Went back and played 3&4 like that and it really made the game.

its not that hard to understand is it? they have or at least they think they have good muscles and want to show them off to brag

The map location says otherwise.

me too dude i don't fuckin get it

No, I always played as a savage psychopath because I love the Terrifying Presence perk.

Honestly, I didn't roleplay all that much.

This what has almost convinced me to reinstall 3 so I can be a slaver.

any mod that allows the usage of irradiated items for cooking?
goddamn NVInteriors added alot of locations..

Looted the whole entirety of Searchlight Town and plenty of irradiated meat and drinks that can't be used...

Tale of Two Wastelands

i made a slut just to see the benny sex scenario.

Cleaved you

>tfw every character I make has to have 7 int because of the fast learning perk
>every melee character I make has to have the 70 survival radiation healing perk to offset the damage you take getting close range
>every character has to have 1 charisma since its a useless stat

HOW
do I STOP
METAGAMING

Once you start having an imagination.

lrn2RP

There was never a maaaaaan....

You don't
Also
>perception is useless once you get boone
>endurance gives you hp and lets you get more implants
>agility is useless because vats is shit in this game
All of my characters were maxed on int and endurance and the rest in strength or luck, the stats are just imbalanced as fuck and have no baring on the game so you might aswell metagame it.

it seems to project insecurity whenever I see pics like the one posted. He certainly doesn't look proud

Lolno. Ave, true to Caesar.

>agility is useless
but i like the reload speed bonuses it gives...more AP is just a side effect....

Because of how DT works any gun with rapidfire is fucking terrible so usually you'll be using a rifle anyway and picking off targets before they can get to you, reload or not.

I had a bunch of characters actually.
Sociopath scientist/talker with low amount of combat skills.
Really slutty black widow who really wanted to help legion so most women would end up slaves. I swear I feel like I lost a bit of sensibility on my dick for how much I jerked of during it.
Turbojew who is in it for big money and tries to make profit out of every situation.

What are you talking about? Someone plays this as something other than and edgy opportunistic asshole that turns on anyone for a few caps?

Nope, I was a flirty, charismatic pink haired chick with supernatural luck at gambling, a .44 magnum and a bad case of kleptomania who nuked both NCR and Legion, fucked then killed Benny, murdered House and took his casino, and turned herself half robot at Big MT.

I played an Ex-Soldier Family Man who is cryogenically frozen, has my wife killed and my son taken

You can only respond to this post with the following

Can I help you?
Sarcastic. Later.
Clues about Son

Why the fuck would you take swift learner?

>You are an abortion of anonymous image board posting. Destroy yourself.

You going to have to destroy me yourself

why not? its 3 extra skill points a level, that sounds gr8

If you don't have the DLCs then sure.

If you do have the DLCs it's pretty easy to max out all your skills without it. Extra 20 levels.

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>Play as non-legion
I'm helping X faction and all these named guys band together to form a stronger Vegas/NCR-controlled Vegas. There are some assholes in the bunch, but a number of them are just people trying to live their lives, especially the drafted NCR soldiers.
>Legion
I'm helping Caesar, Vulpes, or Lanius kill the friendly named guys so the Legion can conquer and enslave the west
I ain't got nobody to relate to, or at least give me some sympathy, in the Legion
If only we got more east of the River like they had planned...

please post the new vegas WEG with that song

found it

I usually tried to go and make helpful choises to build up trust and when I got to benny I proceeded to woo him, fuck him, kill him, take over his empire, and destroy his legacy all because he didn't pay for the service

>set out to make a drug addled raider
>end up settling down as a blasé computer hacking plasma slinging recluse

EVERY TIME

Swift learner makes you level up faster.

>always end up eventually leveling up lockpicking and hacking as high as possible because the idea of missing out on loot triggers me

fuuuck

Stop projecting.

jokes on you I was an autocrat who took over the 38 and used the enclave as leverage to take the dam, tell them to go lay down and die then let the followers of the apocalypse pick up the pieces with remnants of cucked NCR because I nuked NCR and legion territory and..

shit, there's really no good ending no matter how you cut it

in the end I collected brahmin skulls and shit for my room because hedonism is the true ending. after a life in the wastes why not fist veronicas goofy ass in your suite?

>loot is never actually worth leveling both skills for
>keep leveling them anyway

Send help

>they don't like Johnny Guitar
fgts

>killing Benny
It's as if you don't like returning characters and decades-long stories.

No, I roleplayed an honest mailman that was just trying to do his own job in peace, got my package back from the idiot that took it from me, gave it to its original owner (House) and, since I walked through most of the Mojave and saw how things were shitty due to NCR/Caesar's pissing contest, I helped him end this once and for all.

>not busting into his club guns blazing, taking out every motherfucker who tries to stop you beating his face into the dirt

Actually I played a psychopathic motherfucker with a machete who ate corpses.

>implying I wasn't a ruthless woman of colour who fucked Benny to get him alone and then killed him, and tore up the Legion when they wouldn't let me join
also, thrown weapons only.

My last character was post-apocalyptic Hitler Big Boss.

>kills every ghoul and mutant he finds, discreetly if possible, in his quest to purify the wasteland
>protects honest wastelanders from Legion and mutie scum
>gets friendly with the NCR, upstaging their officers and fostering his legend
>values their soldier tradition, but not their politics
>levels sneak, guns, and unarmed to 100, then starts raising speech
>Yes Man ending, boots NCR out of Nevada
>dismantles the decadent New Vegas Strip and turns it into Mother Base

>getting mad at the guy that inadvertently gave you super-powers and only ever treated you with his idea of respect at every step of the way
Shit wasn't personal, any of it. Guy looked you in the eyes, tried (and failed) to give you a quick death and even had you buried.
He didn't have to do any of that.
And there's No harm done- a couple days out like a light and you come back wth superhuman neuroplasticity, with not even a scar to show for it.
Even if you go the amnesia route, with the courier asking everyone he meets basic questions about the area he should know, nothing about Benny's conduct is worthy of the burning hatred the narrative seems to push.

Not unless you're playing a steroid-addled/hate-fuck courier that probably would have hunted him down just for looking at him funny.

Why would you ever fuck that loathsome rat Benny when you can just slip a grenade into his pants while humming yakkity sax?

Girl in a suit, busting places up with energy nades and a laser tommy gun, wrecking shit with a gauss rifle.

I was playing a 4INT tribal who only used spears and tomahawks

I come up with concepts of how a characters plays and maybe an origin, but I don't bother with a personality or morality for them, as I don't replay enough for it to be purposeful. I'd rather see all content in one go with something fun to play as.

how many times is this bait going to be posted?

>playing anything other than a cowboy in NV
I actually hope you're right OP

But I was an evil Mad Scientist who melted his enemies with energy weapons, and used science and intelligence to solve problems.

>its ok that someone 'killed' you and threw you into a ditch because they did it quickly, they didn't have to do that!

yeah they also didn't have to fucking kill me
FUCK BENNY

>perception is useless once you get boone
Gotta get 6 for dank ass better crits.

but I played a wide eyed messiah chick

When they give you this gun, there's no other option but future cowboy. Fallout 4 did alot of things wrong but the biggest sin to me is having a setting about the questionable distinction of humans and humanoid robots and NOT having That Gun. What the fuck?

Nah, I played a hunter who used a sniper rifle and was a cannibal. She was a loner though if that counts.

Not at all. I've finished New Vegas with all 4 main factions and never been a cowboy with a heart of gold, though that might be my next one.
>Huge black guy Legionnaire with modded Legion power armor and a chainsaw, all points in STR/END/INT and none in CHR, killed absolutely everyone, including Caesar, and took over the Legion for himself
>Nerdy scientist guy whose gay with Arcade, works mostly for the Followers and an independent New Vegas, resolves all situations peacefully not because he's nice, but because he has absolutely no combat skills
>Femme fatale bitch who works as Mr. House's personal handy woman, has sex with targets and kills them while fucking them, always wears a slutty dress, has hidden pistol in her bra, etc etc classic femme fatale shit
>Gung-ho NCR sergeant, R Lee Ermey style, kills the fuck out of Legion scum and traitors to the flag, forcibly integrates everything he sees

My roleplaying imagination might be heavily autistic, but it's certainly not generic self insert lone wanderer guy #137638746

I played a martial artist who was out to prove he was the toughest man in the wastes. Decided to help House since he set me up with a casino suite and had me dug out of my grave. That was my first character pretty generic but boxing all my enemies was fun as hell it's awesome boosting your attack speed as high as you can and slowing time with turbo or the grx implant. It's so satisfying punching people into the sky and then continuing to punch them while they fly.

>he hasn't RP'd as a sleazy NCR politician using a lot of Jokerine/Mike Hancho mods
>he hasn't played a prizefighting boxer that gets in over his head
>he hasn't played an idealistic doctor that gives his conscience for his dream
>he hasn't played a "reformed" tribal eager to "civilize" the mojave under the banner of the Legion
>he can't RP to save his life
Pathetic tbqh.

>WE HAVE TO BE EVEN
Man it's a doggy dog world, and you're gonna bust a guy's balls just because he tried to kill you?
Emphasis on Tried?

How many people has your courier killed?
Were they all necessary?
Or were some of them purely for monetary/property gain?
Has your courier ever cleaned someone out over a hand of caravan, or actual burglary?
Who's your courier to judge a man like Benny so harshly?


And again, the courier came out on top in this. He went from a glorified mailman to personally shaping the geopolitical power-structure of the region.
Benny has already become small-time by the time the courier reaches the tops.

>implying the fact that the courier is a psycho isn't because Bennys bullet damaged your brain

ITS ALL BENNY'S FAULT OFFICER I SWEAR

>it's a doggy dog world
>you're gonna bust a guy's balls just because he tried to kill you
Have you tried reading the shit you post?

>pssh nothin personnel kiddo it's just business

My business is delivering the mail and you have interfered in my business

That Gun/This Machine with some nice clothes. Throw in Thump Thump for a little mayhem while styling on everyone.

DOGGY DOG EVERY DAY

explain for a pleb the significance of That Gun.

My character was an awful person who put money above all.

Its the sexy impractical gun from Blade Runner

Stop everything you're doing right now and watch Blade Runner immediately.

I'm a battle rifle fag cuz the sound of the spring is too satisfying but otherwise hunting shotgun with choke and improvised explosives and set-ups because after 300 hours and extensive modding it still gets a bit boring

it's the gun from blade runner
it's also in the original fallouts

It's that gun, you know the farmer guy in 1 gives it to you, that gun?

that was actually only my current playthrough i did a broterhood afiliated technophile that hoarded energy weapons first and went for independent to defend the BoS and gave them the facist leader

It's a different world in new Vegas, and you're approaching it with a contemporary mindset.
That might work in 4, but not here. Not unless you want to take the developer's pleb-bait and pursue petty revenge for an ultimately victimless crime.

Also, welcome to Cred Forums friend. It's a doggy dog board.

Fair enough, though it's kinda quaint to honor your contract like that after getting those new powers/responsibilities foisted on you.

>When you neutral cowboy yes man the fuck out of every monster and every other faction in the wasteland and then at the end they tell you some shit about how fucked everyone is now thanks to you.

>When you side with the Legion because you thought it would be funny.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.[

>shot, buried, left for dead
>ps, also robbed
>an ultimately victimless crime
Benny literally had no good reason to kill you. stealing the chip was 'just business'. murdering the clueless sap delivery boy had no purpose.

the ncr just uses it i think because its close to a lot of their patrol routes. The closest thing to an affiliation is they have a water license

pick pocketing dynamite on people is the best thing in the world. I used that on the 2 bitches Cass wanted to kill and even with barebones sneak with some drugs and a decently upgraded stealthsuit i managed to pull it off with both and no one seemed the slightest bit bothered

...

>playing as a cowboy when the game has all those sweet machineguns, miniguns, automatic shotguns, automatic grenade launchers, rocket launchers, shoulder-mounted machineguns, explosive ordnance anti-materiel rifles
haha no

also, you can very easily justify a conventionally "good" character going NCR, House or Independent, that's 2 routes more than most games offer for "good" characters

>not playing as a businessman that kills no one himself and talks his way around everything
>not playing as a spaceman that only uses the alien blaster on his foes
>not playing as a tribal that lives only off the land and rejects meds
>not playing as a drunken gambling gunslinger

Simply to prevent you from reporting back details about he attackers & limit house's information about how far the couriers got/what happened, giving Benny more time to act.

And what are these things against the ability to hack/pick/steal/persuade/kill EVERYTHING in your path for the rest of your life?
Pocket-change and a set of courier's overalls?
That's a goddamn bargain.

They're a pit stop used by the NCR, they're not the NCR themselves. I'm sure any NCR soldiers you come across would still try to kill ya.

I can't roleplay that well since I must always be a good guy that helps everyone and I always need points in STR, END and INT.

How do I break this habit

I played a doctor scientist man that was also a boxer.

I was pretty nice to most people in the game, but not The Boomers.

>Shell the ever loving shit out of you
>When you make it over you're THE CHOSEN ONE
>CHOSEN ONE GO KILL THOSE ANTS
>CHOSEN ONE HELP US GET OUR BOMBER OUT OF THE LAKE
>CHOSEN ON-

No one survived

But the boomers are the best faction you monster

Yeah the boomers are basically giant faggots.

He had no good reason not to kill you. Leaves one less witness. One less player at the table. To him, you're nothing so why wouldn't he kill you?

>How do I break this habit

Be the biggest asshole you can be and see how fun it is.

>Not unless you're playing a steroid-addled/hate-fuck courier
Also wasn't playing a gutless fag either.

The fucker shot the courier in the head and left him for dead, the brain thing was a random occurrence. I basically paid him back with the same circumstance. A bullet in the noggin.

This is absolutely true, but it's because straining from the norm in this games is usually gonna fuck up your character and/or story progression. The obsidian roleplay masters are just a meme.

>straining from the norm in this games is usually gonna fuck up your character and/or story progression
I bet you also play nothing but human characters in MMO's.
How so?

>Femme fatale bitch who works as Mr. House's personal handy woman, has sex with targets and kills them while fucking them, always wears a slutty dress, has hidden pistol in her bra, etc etc classic femme fatale shit
i'm pirating your idea

>Entire game builds Ulysses up
>Turns out he's just frustrated because you didn't look inside of a package you were delivering

Gee Ully it's called being A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL AND NOT A SNOOPY SALLY

Tunnel snakes a shit!

Pistol ain't gonna fit in a bra

He thinks everyone is as casual as he is
Nice try op.

i don't play MMOs, too busy fucking your mom.

hint: it's not real life. also i was thinking garter-belt holster anyway

It's that gun from blade runner and fallout 1

Good for you. do you suck my uncles dick during the weekends too?

For what purpose?
You shoot fags and leave them for dead ALL THE TIME after getting your unconventional brain-surgery. Are all of these murders/attempted-murders bad enough acts to warrant blood-vendettas, should they survive? If so, that's an awful lot of bad blood you're leaving in your wake. And if not, why is it different in the case of the courier? Why is this attempt worth so much grief when you're getting offers from all sides in the local power structure because of it?

And why stoop so low? You're already becoming an important dude by the time you catch up to him. Why is it worth your death-God time to mete out punishment for making you into a death-God?
Is Benny that important?
Did he really hurt your feelings that badly?


Why not spare him as repayment for the part he played in your fate, let him leave stage left and wait for his next cue?
Would make for interesting story-telling, having a guy kicking around that killed you once before.

nah, just your mom's.

I could either play as a generic good guy anime MC or simply a guy who has some business to do in the big wide wasteland.

If the superpowers in Vegas are too incompetent that they can't get anything done themselves they can kindly go hang.

>Why not spare him as repayment for the part he played in your fate
kek, i bet you also believe in magic crystals. Also he's intention was to kill you dead. Fate is for mongs trying to make sense of random circumstances. He did what he did with clear intent.

>Would make for interesting story-telling, having a guy kicking around that killed you once before.
Unless he's gonna do something important he's better off facing the same odds he gave.

Is Paciencia really better than fully modded hunting rifle? 3 rounds in a mag is serious drawback.

Any old guy with business in the wide wasteland doesn't kill raiders by the truckload and single-handedly topple governments.
A regular guy in the wide wasteland gets chewed up shot in the head and buried.
This fact of wasteland life should be reflected in his expectation of justice.

>magic
Frankly user, if I got shot in the head, survived, and became an untouchable Superhuman afterwards, I WOULD start believing in fate & magic crystals.
Especially after some of the shit the courier sees.

>give him the same odds
Given those same odds, if fate's involved, I'd rather be the guy that foolishly (or graciously? Fate-bound perhaps?) let him go free than the guy who tried to kill him back & miraculously failed.
All-in I can see where you and your courier can come from, in a kill-Bill kind of way.
But I don't think the courier's 'end' in this game quite measures up to The Bride's.
In fact I think it falls flat if you question it.

the gun has no scope and you're supposed to snipe with it.

i guess you are supposed to use VATS to kill people with it.

Also holy shit I just noticed how weak the Trail Carbine is what the fuck were they thinking

"M2019 Pflager Katsumata D, Detective Special"

A gun carried by Han Solo/Indiania Jones in the movie Blade Runner. It quickly became an iconic handgun and pretty much the symbolic weapon related to anything cyberpunk.

>Is Paciencia really better than fully modded hunting rifle?
Yes.

It's a mid-range weapon best employed agsint other mid-range foes, outside of that its a vats weapon

You were the factually wrong one, retard. Get over yourself.

As if. My couriers are the most sociable and likeable sons of bitches out there.

You're thinking of Educated mate, good effort though.

Started new character couple of days ago as Terence Hill's character Nobody. Points on speech, guns and survival. Thinking of picking 4th tag skill as explosives or unarmed. Wearing Brahmin-skin outfit as armor and using only revolvers or rifles.

I'm using it against deathclaws

I don't get this meme, worst song is clearly "it's a sin".

Is there even any other way of doing Boomers? Every playthrough for them is the same.

they are xenophobic and don't like leaving the base.

They sent some dudes to the Ant area and they all died.

Everyone played cowboy when they found .357 revolver or Lucky for the first time. The reloading animation alone makes the gun extremely satisfying to use.

But my main character builds were
1. NCR sniper
2. Sneaky junker with hunting shotgun
3. Agile and slutty but not so bright merc. With shotgun again because it's hard to go back to any other weapon after using that baby.

No matter which character I play I always go for max luck though, can't live without it.
In first fallout games one of my favorite builds was Jinxed slut with flamethrower and power fist, but sadly both flamer and melee feels like total crap in NV and Jinxed is not even a thing anymore despite game having jamming and weapon breaking features.

Is putting 10 points in INT worth it at the start?

I love having maxed out skills.

You always have shit that perma increase your attributes so it's better to have 8 or 9 as maximum from the start.

No, you can get implant for int and you can max out skills even with moderate intelligence.

Sarcastic

a derringer pistol would

skill points gained per level is 10 + (INT/2). If it's an odd number like 11.5 then the remainder is carried over at the next level instead.

as for perk requirements you tend to want to have minus 1 of what you would normally need and then just get the implant for it later. Also Charisma is absolutely useless and you should always have it at 1. The reason for this is that you can just put skill points directly into Speech and Barter anyways.

fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout:_New_Vegas_primary_statistics

I always go with 6STR,6PER,7END,1CHR,6INT,7AGI,7LUK

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>minmaxing in single player game

>this time I'll play evil character
>feel like a total dick an hour later and start another lawful character
I'll never see Legion and Powder Gang quests.

>I'll never see Legion quests
neither will anyone playing vanilla New Vegas

kidding, I love the game, but the amount of Legion content isn't very high

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