How does it feel to suck a dick?

Ouch

underrated post

Why would you want a fat, juicy cock in your mouth.

Who's rating?

salty coins of milk

Good to see the mods deleting video game threads while two off topic threads are on the front page.

Why don't go outside and try to find out for yourself. Faggots who can't get dicks to suck are the most pathetic kind of people on earth. Being gay is easy mod, you fag.

>be gay
>don't want aids
>die a virgin

>that twitch it does from the sheer pain

>condoms

it's probably like sucking on a hotdog that you know is receiving feelings of pleasure and blood coursing through its throbbing veins

You're fucking the plastic, not a person.

it's like when you only have PC for games.

Find a boyfriend, get tested, problem solved.

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>removing the reward of fucking/sucking

UNDERAGE OR NEW FAG GOOO

I guess owning a console is like taking it up the ass then?

>not just removing it when you're about to cum or just empty it afterwards

L-LEWD

Keep going. You guys are the reason this board sucks.

kek

I always want to imagine that the people who make these threads are cute fem traps, but I know I'm wrong

the power of everyone being anons

>gays
>finding a relationship

>Defeating the whole purpose of condoms and getting aids

a mouth is a mouth senpai

>anons
>finding a relationship

>pull out
>remove condom
>finish on face/dick
you don't get aids from sucking dick, only herpes

>your bf will never lock your cock and hide the key
why live

ask your mom user, she was sucking mine last night kek

I thought I was on /r9k/ for a sec

I was gonna ask where the videogames are at, then I realized this is the Playstation thread

Just search taker pov

Someone just post the webm with those two twinks playing on the console and making out.

yeah, Cred Forums'll do that

>tfw into futa momdom
>will never suck my moms dick
Why live

Why is this a thread?

>finish on dick

sounds kinda weird.

the first person I ever met irl from Cred Forums was a cute little 5'6" boy, 19 years old. slender, super tight body.

half a year of friendship later, I was driving him around town and he was giving me road head wearing a pair of Homura glasses I had bought him as a gift.

you gotta know how to spot the signs, I guess

That's a weird looking dick

Sucking dicks is Vidya culture

How do I fix premature ejaculation?

>wearing a pair of Homura glasses I had bought him as a gift.
Strangely specific.

Get older

>futa momdom

This meme fetish is surprisingly popular

Think of the things that make you less horny.

I'm 36

I'm not shitting you, I had a dream last night were I could reach my own dick and suck it.
When I woke up I tried to do it again and felt pretty devastated when it didnt work anymore.

Its incredible that the brain can conjure up the feeling despite never actually sucking a cock and never actually getting sucked.

Stop being 12.

he really really likes Homu. they sell replicas cheap online

Also called "angry feminist aunt" glasses

stick ur dick in a normal hole ffs

like ur hand

think of things that make you angry, switch positions to buy you time. thats what works for me at least. also don't get too hyped up before the sex.

mods sticky this thread

If I turned into a cute anime girl I would suck dicks nonstop

But if you've never done it, how do you know your brain's conjuring the real feeling?

no need, it's already sticky enough

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>not putting the condom on right before they cum
Come on guys it's easy to not get AIDS

your brain doesnt actually know the difference between dream and reality

I was going to laught at you but then I remembered good advice.

You need to nut at least once before hand. That first nut can fuck you over.

Careful if you're banging ladys tho because sperm stays in precum until you piss.

This thread is surprisingly easy on the images.

I kinda want to suck a dick. Just once and cross it off my bucket list.

>no futa cougar that takes advantage of you and keeps you as her pet onahole