Dad gets me McDonalds for breakfast

I'm tempted to feel sad knowing that shit like this actually happens, but then again, if you let your child become this much of a shit then you're probably a bad parent and deserve it for not beating them hard enough.

:^)

>No fun allowed

FUCK YOU NIGGER

>mfw I remember my dad getting me Hardee's for breakfast when I was a kid
>mfw I also remember my dad leaving my mom for a younger blonde

>wake up
>get ripped and drink coffee

10/10 mornings every morning

What are you TALKING about?

You're as retarded as my grandma. She asked me to go to Water World even though she was just going to sleep by the pool the entire time. She interrupted my minecraft session so I yelled at her to go fuck herself. It was the worst 23rd birthday in the world.

dickface

>dad walks in while im playing pc
>proceeds to bitch about how im a failure
>follows it up with destroying my room before kicking me out for 3 days
Dick

>that feel almost everyone near you don't like videogames at all and thinks you are a loser and still insist that you should visit them even thought they are boring af and make you work
they are starting to feel like they are not even my family

>UP WAKE
>DRINK RIPPED AND GET COFFEE
MORNIGS/MORNINGS 10

>get ripped

So do you work out or wake and bake?

>tfw dad is an asshole I can't stand being around
>but has a cushy government job and buys me stuff
>also getting free college due to his veteran status
>mfw wondering if I should keep him in my life

>be kid me
>Dad never cared much for video games
>brother is playing star doc with 2 friends
>only 3 controllers
>dad says we have to go somewhere
>takes me to bestbuy without me even asking and buys me my own controller
>go home and play with my brother and friends

>fast forward to today
>my mom died a few years ago
>dad is a shell of his former self
>can't do anything to bring him out of his depression
Feels awful man

>doc
Fox

>americans eat mcdonald's for breakfast

>this thread
Just shut Cred Forums down already, you guys used to be funny at least

You are still a light in his life and he feels bad that he cannot express that to you. Not because of what you do, but simply because you're the lovechild of him and his late wife.

top kek

OP here, You guys just don't understand, my dad is a fucking retard this shit happens all the time.

>watching Himouto! Umaru-chan
>dad walks in
>What're you watching son?
>Nothing you'd be interested in.
>sits down and watches with me
>says he liked it

He always does shit like this so annoying god.

>Dad takes care of your future and your well-being, and loves you, but is a bit of a handful
>ugh, daddy, i haet u

They have a breakfast menu, they sell Bacon and Eggs and Sausages and all that sort of thing you fucking retard.

>Europeans can't afford food

>thinks a hot, greasy breakfast is bad for you
I can have hot eggs covered in cheese with greasy bacon on top if I want to.

>eating lunch for breakfast

AYY LMAO

do you guys ever cook at home?

>coffee
Get an espresso machine my brotha

Do ever not feel like cooking and just want some fast food?

>mom overcooks my tendies
ree

>not having a drip coffee setup

>Dad gets fucked on painkillers and booze for a month
>Leaves and never comes back
Haha classic dad

Post worst things that you have ever done to your parents as a kid.

>mom went to visit her dying father overseas
>dad has to take care of us
>tell him one night that I don't love him, to get out of my room and that I want mom back now
>didn't go down to eat dinner that night and locked the door
>snuck down later and saw dad crying for the first and only time in my life

...

I'm actually English, I just don''t like disingenuous Europeans attacking Anglo-Sphere countries.

Pretty dickish move by him, you should make him move out of his house.

>It's a thinly veiled fuck you thread