What did Sega mean by this?

What did Sega mean by this?

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ECHIDNAED

SHITROCKED

But Archie Sonic loves Sally.

CHUCKLED

I think it's perfectly clear what they meant.

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But Sally loves big red cock.

can't cuck the knuck

Amy wants dat BED

KOCK KOCK IT'S KUCKLES

Seriously, how can Sonic even compete?

>he doesn't remember that time Archie pushed Sally and Knuckles together
Plus Sally was also fucking Monkey Khan on the side before the reboot.

FOUR

HEADED

PENIS

KNUCKLED

>What did Sega mean by this?
Take your shitty Archie comics back to /sthg/

FISTED

Archie's Sonic is objectively the greatest video game comic ever made.

Seen this a couple times already, what actually happened to lead to that hug?

what happened to kuncks purple echidned waifu?

Got PENDER'D aka removed from the universe due to comic reboot and legality fuckery regarding her """creator"""

Not canon anymore

So endgame is Knuckles/Amy, Sonic/Sally, Cassia/Cloves and Eggman/Wily, right?

You make that sound like a acomplishment

I find it hilarious that people pair Amy and Sonic when even since her very first appearance Sonic has hated her guts.

The single most canon aspect of any take on Sonic is that he doesn't want to be with Amy.

>Sonic has hated her guts
What?

Enchilada'd

That's a lot of castration for Rogue to do once she finds out about this.

That Mario comic with Peach dressing as Luigi is better.

>That's a lot of castration for Rogue to do
What?

A FUCKING ANTEATER

ships rouge and knuckles

I assumed that, but what?

No, Sally loves human dick

Has to castrate four heads not just one like with most animals, because hes shacking up with amy.

The two teamed up, along with Team Dark, to put the Master Emerald back together, get it back from a troll wizard, and put it back on Angel Island just in time for it to not fall into the planet's core (the main comic is also adapting Unleashed during all of this).

>mankind was literally wiped out by mutant uprising
Rassenverräten wet dream.
ABSOLUTELY
VERBOTEN

I'm not even going to complain, I love their relationship.

Somewhere a fan girl is squeeing in sheer joy.

He doesn't hate her, but it's obvious Sonic pretty much friend zoned her.

They were mostly destroyed by aliens, the surviving humans decided to hide underground for thousands of years for no reason.

My two favorite characters are hugging on the floor... Is this how shippers are born?

youtube.com/watch?v=beNfj2tlQ1o

Superior

They hit it off real well.

Shut the fuck off

I knew it
And I still clicked

Huh? Kinda got jumbled with that one, user...

Pretty much, yeah. One moment you're "hey, these 2 characters would be cute together" and then the next you're writing up headcanons, looking up fanart, foraging for more canon interactions and then finally writing fanfiction of them together.

It's pretty fun, as long as you don't take it too seriously.

Except sonic boom where they're both to embarassed to admit it

Is that her car from Sonic R?

Jhh

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You didn't know Main Man Knuckles gets all the girls?
Have you even played a sonic game before?

i love omega.

>intelligent species
>underwater
''No''

he gets all the bitches.

Maybe his dad was onto something

So many people are fond of what the soft-reboot did, but I'm really glad they completely severed ties to shit like this

*aren't fond

Reminds me of TGT

That was before the new egg bosses were revealed. Now the only people who hate it are the furfags drawing skunkporn like it was 1989 again.

>furfags drawing skunkporn like it was 1989
You just reminded me that this exists

>Amigafags
>Furries

Not surprised. Atari ST was the patrician's choice

Holy shit, I can't breathe.

yes

Literally anyone.

Holy shit Amy's facial expressions are cute, CUTE

Knuckles.

You do realize castration means cutting off your balls, not the actual peenus weenus?

Hey look, it's my good friend, Boco!

I enjoy talking about Sonic, Donkey Kong, and Shantae with him.

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Yeah yeah, I know, shut up Boco.

Actually wanting to fuck Amy
Actually wanting to fuck any Sonic character

even in your fantasies you know she wouldn't go for you

B-b-b-but I DO enjoy talking about those things with you! Honest!

Yeah, she seems like she'd be your stereotypical snobby sorority style girl who wants CHAD's cock.

No you don't, shut up.

>Knuckles has a four headed dick
>Sonic doesn't

It's simple, really.

in reality she went for a nigger. how im supposed to feel about this? gave me zero attention and instead goes for the first AIDS HIV nest she sees. fucking disgusting

god bless omega

Sonic IS a four-headed dick

What. Knuckles and Amy are bros? Why did I never hear of this. Why couldn't Knuckles be the main character instead.

>my cock goes through boulders

WATCH OUT SONIC MARIO IS ABOUT TO STEAL YOUR GIRL!

Why not?

Whales and dolphins are both very intelligent creatures

God damn just give Mario a scarf or something it looks so weird having him in just his regular clothes with ice skates on his boots

Seriously though, why would ANY girl fall for Mario? What the hell does he have? Bowser spends more time with his GF than him

lol

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>CHAD's cock
>not KNUCK's cock

nice posting, fellow 4channer

remember when Knuckles nearly killed Amy

You mad white boi?!

No one really knows, maybe Mario makes up for height with a massive Italian sausage.

I'd be really interested to know if there are any fangirls that ever had crushes on Mario

I'm sure Luigi has his fans

>That Smash logo

>making a harem out of a jobber
Lel

gonna need a sauce for that user

You don't need it
It's futa

WHAT UP, BITCH?

I GOT A 1-UP, BITCH!

NO, FUCK YOU

Liar, its a flash game called Sonic transformed 2

Oh no, I think I'm starting to ship them now.

k nevermind then

fucking pleb-tier shit

>nearly

Damn.

Are you being serious right now? Even Wario has fangirls

Well my plan to bait you into telling that user the sauce worked

Now that was a ruse

I too, hate Amy

Sonic Heroes is seriously the only time she's ever been fun to play as. She's not even that likable of a character in terms of personality

That flash animation and those pics of Wario fucking Ashley made me so jealous. I wanted to fuck that pussy, she's supposed to be with me. Not this yellow fat poop

Which Sonic character is, though? Everyone who isn't Sonic, Knuckles or female Tails is an annoying bastard.

Attaboy.

Sonic doesn't even like Amy, so stop acting like this is a big deal

Well there's characters like Blaze, Omega, and Shadow on certain days

Remember when Fang when full Lee Harvey Oswald

According to the wiki, Sonic is 15, how come all of Sonic characters are either kids or teens?

Which has been the best arc so far, this or Eggman's Dozen?

Eggman

Pull the trigger

Issue theme
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because that's who the games were initially aimed at

Sonic Heroes was the first game to give nearly every Sonic character their official age

Sonic looks like a fucking pine cone or a tree air freshener for your car from behind.

Tails did it first.