What a shitty game, barely ten hours in and already having to force myself to play it. Calling it now...

The skins just make the female hero's clothing less skimpy. Useless.

Is it starting already? Are we seeing the butthurt from the Overdrones because of Paladins' infinitely better girls? I don't even play Paladins yet, but just looking at the list of characters they've easily got better looking grills and guys too. So many fewer "progressive" shits and more original designs.

You're really late to this party.

>run overwatch

What? I don't like either game, and Overwatch is way more optimized than Paladins and looks better.

Why do you play this BR RU game?

go home todd, you're drunk

read: i'm a college student gaming on a laptop unwilling to spend 50 eurobucks on vidya

Porn when?

>I spent roughly £600 on a laptop but can't shill out £20 for overwatch

Good thing you're in school, you need some fucking knowledge.

soon

Same thing happened for me with overwatch, I only force myself to play it now, Honestly I never really want to play it anymore.

make it 300$ on a laptop, and 70$ (or 60 euros) on overwatch. NO THANKS

wew paid blizzdrones false flag operation here

it's not like there's another alternative for this kind of game, you want me to play battleborn?

YOU DONT WANNA PLAY THE EDGY PENGUIN?!

FEMINISM IS AWESOME

Why do all female characters in these half-assed MOBA hybrids have exposed belly buttons?

well I'm not complaining

ahh this must be Battlerite. the game that everyone ignored when it was actually good, Bloodline Champions, now it looks like complete horse shit, complete fucking garbage..
AND they're charging for it, bahahahaha. BLC was fucking free.

people are shlepps now who throw money away, that's why the gaming industry is bad.

Isn't that bird a Pokémon?

played Battleborn since release

Great game with a lot of funny dialog, but the game has one major problem and that are the frame drops. The game is now better, but after over 300 hours, I'm finished with this game because I have a huge back log.

If you ask should I play Battleborn, I would say no. The game is too hard for beginners and you get reked against pros. But pros vs pros is really great, but too intense for me.

I can literally one man destroy a noob group, because there is no one shot ult or retarded hit boxes. If you hit the body you hit the body and if you don't hit the body, you don't hit the body (sounds retarded, but Overwatch don't know these hit boxes).

I love the last pushes in Battleborn, where your team has to go full sudoku to win in the last seconds and if you win, the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE feeling of the enemy team is god tier.

And one thing:
Battleborn has the nicest community I have ever seen in PvP. Not even once an insult. For this great feeling the money was worth it. I would say comfiest game 2016.

My favorites: Deande for assassin (ta ta motherfucker) and Montana for everything else (ice cold baby).

Deande vs. Marquis is like:
Deande: How do you want your 1vs1, senpai?
Marquis: Just fuck my shit up

...

>tfw I can't enjoy Overwatch because I suck at it
>wasted my money

Kinda wish I could just play for fun and not care but nope.

>pidgeotto.jpg
>is Pidgeot
I can't tell if you're memeing

weak, but here's a (You)

>BEHOLD

>already having to force myself to play it
why not just play something else?

a nice community often means autism, thanks but no thanks

like what

That's why I'm enjoying Paladins. I don't think I'd like either of these games enough to spend more than $5 on them(I'm not really into MP shooters in general), but as a f2p it's something I can play a little bit once in a while without worrying about getting my money's worth.

>BLC was fucking free.
That's what killed it.

I wish I wasn't permabanned from BNet.

> 2009
> Blizzard and Microsoft team up to end Internet Anonymity
> Battle.Net demands my RL name when I log on
> enter "Mike Rotch"
> 24 hours later, banned for violation of new TOS
> still banned to this day

Game is so god damn fun.

I want more game modes though. Payload and Capture point get old after so many games. I still love it, but just want more.

Why the fuck does the new support healer deal so much god damn damage??? She's annoying as fuck.

To be completely fair I've always thought it made more sense the last evo had the longer name.
It's still no excuse but hey, pobody's nerfect.

just because is new and accessible for low end "gamers" doesn't mean it will last more than a month, every new game does the same,they will shortly go back to their beloved f2p games like LoL or Dota 2

Overwatch doesn't have deathmatch either.

I really enjoy it, but not gonna spend a single penny on anything. Sure the cosmetic items cost quite a lot of gold, but it's not like you need those, unless you want to be a unique snowflake.

Guess you should stop playing.

>they will shortly go back to their beloved f2p games
Dude, Paladins, is f2p.

>like LoL or Dota 2
Not even the same genre. What is your point?

Either Hi-Rez artists suffer from the sameface-syndrome, or they're recycling models in between games.

>or they're recycling models in between games.

definitively this one

wew..shills work hard nowadays

Never.
This game is only played by South American poorshits and Ruskies.
I don't think they haven't even ripped the models to SFM yet.
You'll get some furfag anthro shit and that's it.

>everyone ignored BLC
>Bahahahaha
>Ahh this must be
>He calls it horse shit without playing it

Where is the button that lets me kill you?

I would play Overwatch if it had Team Deathmatch.

3rd Person would of been cool for ass reasons.

Which reminds me of a mod called The Specialist which allowed the player to quickly shift from 1st to 3rd if need be. Heavily underrated HL1 mod and concept

There's porn of that flying chinese girl yet?

>already having to force myself to play it

haha oh wow what a huge fucking fag you are kys posthaste

>having to force myself to play it
but... why don't you just play something else?

Theres surprisingly little porn made of SMITE, and the game is full of cheesecake. Try HentaiFoundry or Rule34.

>been playing this since early alpha
>made a thread about it on the forums twice
>a dev even responded and told me they will take care of it
they changed her bow twice, gave her bird a new model but didn´t bother to fix her arms.

google what cards are good for what you are playing absolutely fucking decimate afterwards

Bait: The OP.

Overwatch is the same thing, though. Just as shitty.

Basically. Buttmad because the game is on Steam and growing because it doesn't need another shitty client outside of Hi-Rez's which instantly logs in quickly once you set it to auto-login.

>make a new account
>contact customer support
>implying you actually got banned for that

all of these are viable options

You won't like overwatch either then

> Defending Blizz for banning someone for making a fake name because they wanted real names.

But why?

do you have friends to play with? it's enjoyable to just fuck around with a 4 or 5 man group.

Doesn't bother me, so long as nothing looks like fucking tracers ugly ass.

>>#6 most popular game on stream

Huh? It's dead on Twitch.
Also Drogoz best husbando.

>on Twitch
why does this matter?

so is football manager, and overwatch gets shit for viewerships when there's no tourney, seagull isn't playing or a big variety streamer "feels" like playing it

it's #6 on steam

sauce

a bit off-topic but where can i check what's being played on Steam the most

I'm only interested in this for the SFM porn, why isn't there any yet?

steamcharts dot com

How do you fuck up a decent character design so badly?

store.steampowered.com/stats/

thanks

old wa looked way better than nu wa

People who play Paladins are poor and can't run rigs to create SFM porn.

>store.steampowered.com/stats/

>Civ 5
>3rd Place
>Currently 50,000 players

HOW THE FUCK DOES SUCH A SHITTY GAME GET SO MANY PLAYERS

It's -75% off currently.

Because it's an amazing game.

Dumb Trump-poster.

on sale + sequel soon
i heard it's better with expansions

Not gonna lie, this alone would end Overwatch.

It's not fair

>Drogoz best husbando
>not this handsome devil

So people will buy literal shit if it's cheap? I don't know if I completely buy that, but that's the only thing that makes sense now...

>Because it's an amazing game.
No, fuck you, it's fucking awful. Unbalanced, shitty leaders, horrible A.I., fuck awful netcode, shit resource management, terrible fucking graphics, boring ass music

there's NOTHING about it that's good

people have no taste. it's why dota and csgo are always the top games.

nox is certainly best. actually taunts using her giant tits in game

It's funny, every single free game has the most cancerous community compared to paid ones; attracts furries, kids, general faggotry, and BRs. Yet Overwatch is $60 and still has all of those. How do they do it?

So, you're saying they made every part of her perfect?

I can, but I only know how to port basic models. No idea how to do facerigs, and posing faces with bones is horrible, doubly so for animation.

>Dumb Trump-poster has dumb opinions
What a surprise.

>people have no taste. it's why dota and csgo are always the top games.
>dota
>csgo

I can understand WHY those are in the top though, even if they're fuck awful as well.

lol appeals to all the underage b&'s that are too retarded to play anything else, and dota appeals to all the "rebels" that want to do exactly what the lol fags are doing, but want to rebel and do it differently so that they can be "rebels" or fucking hipster shit.

csgo appeals to all the stupid little shits that like shooting things for the fuck of it - which there's a lot of.

Who the fuck does Civ 5 appeal to?

There is some already

because people have different taste than you, you god damned retard.

What's more pathetic is that you are sitting here acting like you can't figure it out.

Civ 5 is casual 4x, boom I just blew your mind. Now you can stop pretending to be retarded.

hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/SolGoodguy/456345/Ying

>that picture
thank mr. skeltal

It's important that you stealthily pay artists to make porn "fanart" of your game to drive up interest. Once there is just a snowball effect, as other artists will do it for free if the subject is popular enough.

Shilling is an art.

You mean this is the same as overwatch and worse. I played paladins for 3-4 hours and I couldn't believe they managed to make a more casual game.

nice pidgeotto

paladins has a less cancerous community than overwatch 100%

people don't even know how to chat its awesome

I've played the shit out of overwatch already so paladins is fun for me now but if you have the right cards on your hero you know how to play a tiny bit you fucking decimate everyone.

150k damage 70k block on rukus 47 killing spree kek

>those fucking noodle arms

>wish i could run overwatch
nigger are you playing on a netbook?

The only people I've seen who use chat instead of just VGS are people who are commenting on the new update. I've seen some SMITE-style "You rock! Cancel that!" VGSing but that's never felt serious to me.

Paladins is so fucking garbage that it makes overwatch look like a masterpiece. As someone who likes Smite and thought Tribes wasn't bad I expected a decent game but holy shit paladins is one of the worst games i've ever played nothing about it is any godo shit characters/abilities shit maps shit everything

>i wish i could run overwatch

nigger its just as shit there is nothing about it that would keep you from getting bored with it like you already have with paladins

BIRD UP.

SKELETON ARMS

Overwatch :: TF2
Paladins :: Overwatch

>Tracer
>Ugly
Fight me kid

There is some SFM Ying stuff actually

Just a reminder that they released the last update to Tribes even though they said they would start supporting it again, but now that Paladins is here, they switched over to another game YET AGAIN.

I feel so sorry for Hi-Rez. They made Tribes, there was no way it would be popular or profitable, and now they have a ton of angry, unpleasable anti-fans. Then they did multiple updates for Tribes in the past year. Nothing was going to make Tribes fans happy, so they wasted their time trying to patch it.

>You can't milk those!

I thought this was some weird pokemon fangame or something from the pic

Why do you feel sorry for them? SMITE is the third biggest MOBA in the world right now. Their gamble actually worked out for them.

It's not sorry in general, I just feel sorry that no matter how long they last, no matter how many games they bring out and keep around, Tribes fans will continue to whine about their game.

>ywn have a hot older woman taunt you with her breasts

I love her ! This is One of the hottest vidya chatacters ever

I want to show my penis to her

>tfw she acts like she wants to fuck but it's just one of her illusions

>Drogoz best husbando
Has anyone found out what's under his loincloth yet?

Agreed even though third is far from first and second, they still making good money. Paladins is just average, but I think the amount of players just shows how much people want more Arena based shooters. Especially a free to play one.

I don't see Paladin as a game with good legs. There really isn't much to grind for or a high skill ceiling cap.

>I don't see Paladin as a game with good legs
Ying's legs look pretty nice.

>There really isn't much to grind for
Now there's a lot more than last patch, but they really need to work on more characters to keep people playing.

>There isn't much to grind for
Why not just play the game?

Ironically one of the bigger competitors for Paladins is also SMITE.

>ywn kiss Tracer
why even go on

I dont

That doesn't make sense.

>mfw i don't play either i'm just in it for the porn

I had a name "yarr the pirate" and didn't got banned

surely there's more?

They're not even bones, it looks like they taper.
Ugh, I thought she was hot as fuck but now I can't keep my eyes off of those diseased arms.

It's just an optical illusion. The thick part of her arm is facing us, so it looks thinner. In other poses it's not as bad.

After Evolve and Battleborn if 2k wants to make new IPs they have to think very well

I want to marry Cassie's tits and impregnate them.

just wait untill you get 100k damage and 200k shielding as fernando and your teammates complain about anything with 20k damage each and you lose, this game is full of 12 year olds who dont understand FPS games

>its another ranged damage heroes hide 50 yards away from the objective while being scared and doesnt kill anyone episode while the tanks do all the work and the other team has flanks who actually can aim and get eliminations

>mfw the thumbnail actually looks better than the full thing.

The guy is a hack.

user.....its such a good feel when it happens

You better give me a story, user

>Playing anything by HiRez after what they did with Tribes Ass end

at this point even Battleborn would be a more respectable pick