WATCH OUT SONIC MARIO IS ABOUT TO STEAL YOUR GIRL!

WATCH OUT SONIC MARIO IS ABOUT TO STEAL YOUR GIRL!

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>he's 24, apparently
>she's 12

Do you think mario wears his tanooki suit while fucking her?

love knows no bounds you facist

12 yo are sexy
Deal with it

But SEGA and Nintendo are Japanese companies.

>about to
kek

Also, for the record - Mario first appeared in Donkey Kong (1981) and Amy Rose first appeared in Sonic CD (1993) so he is legally allowed to pound that ass.

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I thought animals had a different age system because of their lifespan or something.

Hedgehogs become sexually capable at 7 weeks, A 12 year old is a dried up granny by comparison.

O_o

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Enjoy your visit from CIA

Rouge > Blaze > Amy
Prove me wrong

Why would i?

>Mario likes cougars

>Mario likes literal whores

Are you fucking kidding me?

Kill yourself
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fuck off carl

Hey! Be nice to Carl. >:(

>implying Sonic has a crush on Amy

But Mario hates furries

You don't have to have a crush on someone to fuck them user.

>hates furries
>has a tanuki fursona
>wears the costume regularly

If you had more autism you'd know that she wished to advance her age when Sonic turned her down for the same reason.

Mario is free to give her the mushroom.

Bubblecum

Please, Amy's all about Knuckles' spicy enchilada nowadays.

More like he likes to kill furries and use their skin for intimidation

DELET THIS

That ain't his girl, she's just a creepy stalker.

She's an alien you normie loser fuck

>comiccuck
please

Will Sonic boom ever have a good game?

It just did

it's not terrible but it isn't great either from what I've seen

Scary thing is that there are people in this very thread who are Mario's age and have the hots for Amy.

There is no Sonic game that passes the "it's not terrible but isn't great either" barrier, user.

Sonic Generations
Sonic Colors

3&K

well, this one is lower than the others in that category

The Fire and Ice gimmick amounts to nothing and the level design is very non-Sonic.

Amy is shit

Nothing about Sonic Boom in general is very sonic at all.

It's just some generic Saturday morning cartoon with a sonic skin.

Mario will get what's comin to him
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i'm sure sonic will be glad to not have a stalker on his feet anymore

the originals and sonic generation/colors

Dont worry Sonic is happy fucking Cream the Rabbit and Blaze.

"Animal years" aren't a real scientific thing. They just exist to show proportionally how mature an animal is to people who aren't familiar with the specifics of animal life cycles.

t. Egoraptor fan

Yeah, real "scary." Who knows, they might molest real pink anthropomorphic hedgehogs.

Amy is head over heels for Sonic dumb nostalgiafag

Try all of the Genesis titles.

Age of consent in Japan is 13 at absolute lowest. She's still too young for the hairy plumber.

Anthropomorphic animals age at the same rate as humans. She only has way more freedom than a real 12-year-old (hell, more than most adults, on account of the casual globetrotting) because that's just what shonen works do.

That was only canon in the Archie comics (also, the reason was that Sally told her she was too young to join the Freedom Fighters, not that she was too young for Sonic), and it was retconned out with the Great Pendering. She's officially 8 in Sonic CD and her other classic appearances, 12 everywhere else.

Luckily, they are only pining for a cartoon animal girl, and not chasing after real 12-year-olds. Hopefully, they don't let it get any worse than that.

We haven't even seen that side of her since what, Sonic Heroes?

Thats fine.

Sonic has the hots for Blaze anyway.

Play Sonic Generations.

Sonic has the hots for adventure. And that's all he needs.

That's preposterous. We all know that Sonic only has room in his heart for {spoiler]Black Doom{/spoiler].

I don't remember Amy's contribution to that game at all.

Damn it. Must have accidentally been tapping shift when I spoiler tagged that.

She's still hopelessly into him.

Mario cucking Peach is the only acceptable cuckold in Mario

Amy and Mario best cross-franchise ship

Boom Amy is best Amy.