Why are good backstories always so underrepresented in videogames?

Why are good backstories always so underrepresented in videogames?

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Most people aren't niggers or degenerate furfags who but into the 'thicc' meme.

this is a character design thread

Elena is pretty cute tho

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ok here you go

so good

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god damn I love that skin

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yea its nice

The one thing this game did right.

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Taylor Swift is looking good.

hell yes

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>videogames
Post a videogame then, I just see a subpar movie.

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they probably did it out of spite because there was so much CP-tier TLOU porn using the official models ripped from the PS3 version

Capcom delivers solid backstories and plots

>de le "only niggers like big asses" la may may

Kill your family and then yourself, twat.

It's sad considering Chloe did have dat ass in her debut game. Then for god knows whatever reason lost it in the following. Don't know what her bum looks like in the MP for the 4th game.

see op's pic, she's the only female that doesn't have a concave ass

Still pretty bad compared to what she was rocking in Among Thieves. I don't know if they were trying to make her "more realistic" or some stupid shit, but her ass was majestic U2.

Now that's a backstory I wouldn't mind expanding upon.

You should see the size of her hole

You needed to keep it as "plothole".

hnnnnnnng

They can't make faces worth dick, but Bioware does seem to have their A-game going well.

that's not a euphemism for butts, though.

No, but we're talking about backstories and stories have plotholes.

their head is a sjw kike, what do you think happened?

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I require the name of this game, please.

Yeah, she's got the best ass in the game, best tits too. But her competition are comprised of wooden planks.

Same thing happened with doughnut Drake. They had him in Uncharted 4, but then they had a vote on if he should stay. The majority of SJWs won, saying it was offensive, and cut him.

love it

Since when do SJW care about fat MEN?

sexiest walking animations i've seen

Star Ocean: Integrity and Faithlessness

BUILT FOR SEX

Star Ocean 5. Apparently it's kinda shit.

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That's a good question to ask Naughty Dog

so tight

Ah, looks like it's just for the ps4. Can't play it. I'll have to be content with the webm. Thanks anyways.

Liking flat asses is a literal forced meme and against our very nature. We've been conditioned to believe big asses are undesirable and a point of humour (does my butt look big in this? xD) for a long time, probably partially to create a manufactured black vs white la negro boogeyman divide, that you continue to perpetuate.

modded? i dont remember her butt like that

>We've been conditioned to believe big asses are undesirable

Speak for yourself. My father was an ass man, and proudly partook in a several hour debate with a Vietnam vet who was a boob lover over which was better.

Does your Mum have a big ass?

I think it's more that asses haven't been flaunted or visible so much until recently. Probably because boobs were always easier to show off (due to cleavage, and the fact that most women used to wear big dresses which obscured their lower halves), so that became more of the focus for sexuality. Probably why Playboy focused more on boobs for example.

She was pretty fat, so yea. Though I imagine in her younger years she was more pleasantly curved before she let herself completely go.

>Was

Kind of difficult to care about things like asses when you have like 10% lung capacity and in your mid-60s

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my fucking god

please more like this

I KNOW THAT ASS

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sauce of this whore plox

more like this

DOCTOR DRAKE! I'M CIA!

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>Pantyline
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They look like they have hank hill syndrome. Elena is especially ridiculous.

I wonder if the programmers were overdoing it with the jeans. While it's true some jeans can be tight and squish up an ass, it's not like all types of jeans do that.

PUFFY

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Wtf, even Blops had better asses

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Why the fuck did they ruin the females in Uncharted 4? In 2 and 3 they had big tits, fat asses and nuce curves. Yet in 4 they're as flat as cardboard

This is how it should be. Nadine with that ass and less retarded hair would be 10/10

Neil Druckmann happened

I fucking hate that sjw faggot. Even worse is that some people in the Uncharted fanbase still defend that cuck

Just give them bigger tits and this would be perfect

Because he's making the serious and compelling stories we need in games user, that's why 3 chapters in Uncharted 4 was boring bullshit and there were no supernatural elements. Go back to playing your simple minded games.

>No supernatural elements

Still peeved about that.

Don't stop posting.

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No supernatural elements and the fucked up looking females really ruined Uncharted 4. At least the mp is somewhat fun

I could have completely been fine without the boring life chapters, they only needed one to illustrate the point they were trying to make. Then made a chapter of you, Sam, and Sully and maybe Nadine having to work together to fight zombies. Would've been a good callback to the first game since it's the end of the franchise.

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Nadine would be sexy af if she had a fat nigger ass

mgs is great

how come an ass like this (2003) is rounder than this one (2015)

We need the other swimsuits for FOB Event nao! Konami!!

okay honey

I mean the body isn't that bad

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Do the devs put crawling on purpose to show those great butts?

Japan has been taking steps in the right direction recently after being weak in the booty department

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The doa girls are not only having samefaces and bodies but also kind of small asses.

don't stop now
you don't understand user
I need you to keep going

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make me a bloody imgur album my dude

imgur incoming then my dude

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I love you

god this thread is making me so fucking hard

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u wot

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don't toy with my penis like this user

>images are not publicly available.
reeeeeee

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I would have your children.

tunnel snakes rule

i love you

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I fucking love you user

>there are people that actually prefer the male body to THIS
Why are fags and het women so fucking gay?

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

Lol, the Arkham games are shameless

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>all acting as if they never seen ass pictures on Cred Forums
What the fuck?
Are you samefagging the whole time?

>stop liking what I don't ike

we're just appreciating the booty

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never said anything like that, you huge idiot
by being a newfag, right?

>programmers
>3d models

>you're a newfag if you enjoy new pictures of ass
it's time to stop posting

>you're only allowed to appreciate the first ass you see
>nobody would appreciate the man who put in some effort to show you an assortment of nice booties and THE TUNNEL SNAKES

Modelers, whatever. Same thing.

Just go to /gif/ if you want to see asses, you fucking retard

Cry harder you entitled faggot.

>"hey, those are some nice asses"
>'hey, thanks, here's an album'
>"hey, thanks"
>WTF WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP EVERYONE HAS SEEN ASSES, HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED PORN BEFORE?

Guess which one you are

are you stupid

>Just go to /gif/ if you want to see asses
What exactly do you think this thread is about?

Just say "nerds".

That's in no way a job descriptor.

Based Rocksteady

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Upgrade or downgrade?

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>Said I probably wouldn't fa'p in Friday night thread
>Wander into an ass thread

WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS!?

You have nobody to blame but yourself.

That ass is pretty fetch indeed, user

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>thread consisting solely of in-game shots
Most impressive

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yea fanart is shit

I quit that unlimited free trial of tortanic because of the male jedi shelf ass robe issue.

i have the game i want to make more but to lazy

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Is the game worth getting on PC now?

i think so people say its good

>bought a gameshare of Infamous First Light
>it came with her DUP costume
>got a platinum from it
>Sony enacts the new gameshare protection system
>my share of First Light gets locked
>it is impossible to get her DUP costume anymore

It still hurts.

better ass and tits than Quiet

Not one person in this thread has had sex. Including me

The technology just isn't there yet

There's some ok fanart if you have the patience to find stuff that's fairly faithful.

same

>Gameshare

Hell is that?

i had a blowjob and a hadjob fuck off

its a 60 dollar JRPG thats only like 25 hours long. worst purchase i've made in a long fucking time.

I'd rather have this swimsuit ported to sp rather than the infiltrator one

yea i just hate crazy of modal shit

At least Konami still gives us hot girls in revealing outfits

One account buys a game, then the game can be shared between three accounts all at once. So one game that cost $60 would end up costing each person $20. Sony changed things around now so if you go online with a gameshared account, the game will lock and tell you to refresh the license. I had bought the game through gameshare because the DUP costume was only available through preorder and I didn't own a PS4 at the time, now with the new setup, I can never have it again.

Some exaggeration can be fine too, within reason of course.

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That looks qt. Shame they had Americans doing MGO3 fucking everything up.

>Not posting your own character

is the game good i need something to play

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I'd say FFIX is the best PS1 Final Fantasy. Though Garnet's ass isn't featured as heavily as one would hope.

FF9? It's pretty fun. Far from the greatest FF game, but the art style and throwback to the earlier games make it pretty entertaining. Plus, Garnet wears the orange suit all throughout.

Is that some one piece swimsuit?

allright i will get it

Depends on what you mean by featured. She's always in that outfit for like 98% of the story.

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>PHHHHRRRRTTTTTT

That's a 10/10 butt.

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I had a friends with benefits thing in college. Never ended up having sex, but got my dick sucked regularly for a few weeks

yap

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I LOVE ROBIN

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>real asses = vidya asses
stupid weeb retards

>still shitposting

Give it a rest kid, you lost.

>you lost meme while he posted nonvidya shit

It's not a meme to tell a faggot like you that you've lost this argument.

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Her hip attack and spanking taunt ruined me at a young age.

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Shame nobody has ever made a game where it's nothing but the girls using their butt and hips to attack each other. Maybe their boobs in a few cases as well.

>Vidya ass thread
>No one posts until dawn
That game had insane asses on every female

im about to make some more webm of jak things

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I miss old non-SJW Naughty Dog.

Just play Yatagarasu Attack on Cataclysm, my dudes.
It is the king of butt game.

God speed.

Prove it

The artist's favorite thing in the whole wide world is butts.
All the girls have tons of ass shot sprites.

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The herbalist from White Orchard in Witcher 3 has a great backstory.

Got pics?

You have convinced me. People online to play with?

Sparse.
The netcode is kinda jank too. They promised a GGPO update but that was ages ago and it never happened.
Pity too. It's a pretty fun 3S derivative.

Posting some SFV

I'll wait for the GGPO update then before biting. I generally don't have problem with niche fighting games since I have a few friends that tend to play those games aswell.

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one whiff please

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You guys dont actually masturbate to stuff like this right?

QUICK QUICK ANONS.

Tell me whos ass this is??

BE AWARE. THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION so think carefully before you answer.

Tip: its from Resident Evil, but all you RE fans knew that already.

So who?

It's leon duh

model of jills ass right? just for that costume

Kendo:"But dont you worry girlie, you'll be safe in here, im keepig a close eye on things."
Leon:.....

BUT NO. Try again.

WINNAR!

"When creating The rebecca cowgirl costume, Capcom oddly reused assetts from Jills lower half without shrinking them down to normal size.

You can see this for yourself clearly if you have Resident evil 0HD. Scroll through all if her alt costumes and you will see that Only with the cowgirl costume, Rebecca is carrying way more ass, wider hips and her lower half is thicker in general, oweing to the cut and pasting from Jill, a bigger, thicker older woman."

Sorry about that guise, for your comparison see:

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To this:

this one is better to be quite honest

Or this:

Rebbecca is just a small perky teenager. She is not thicc guise.

Rebecca Chambers

No. See:

>idolizing a place literal shit falls out of

Post juri in sfv

Well that image and filename aptly describe the kind of faggot you are.

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Chloes ass in U2 was literally eating her pants it was delicious and my dick felt it my dick.

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Is that a mod?

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Ok we get it. Sherry's ass is fat.

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i hope sjw cunts dont ruin japanese games

>complaining about content being posted

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> thread still up
Excellent

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no shit

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>its the fat chaser thread
americucks spotted

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heh

Asian lara looks much better though

What game is this? Looks nice

Final Fantasy XIII

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Use clamp direct/indirect

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hnnnngh.
sauce?

What do butts smell like?

Lilac

Depends on if they showered that day.

I used to put my face into my ex's ass with her clothes on, and all I'd smell was her scent. That's about it. It's hard to describe the smell, I just liked it.

And no it's not farts or some weird fetish shit, fuck that.


Buy me MGSV. I want this.

They smell like butt

>farts
>weird
fuck off normalfag

>farts
the patrician fetish

What game?

Weirdos.

There's nothing better than being alone in a room with a girl and suddenly smelling a raunchy fart

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