Which will be the first game that you will buy to your child?

God I fap to this doujin every other day

why don't you stop being a BITCH and get some EDUCATIONAL on Having shit researching skills and BROWSE.com

This. I feel like I'll stop existing as an individual if I ever decide to get married or, even worse, have children.

See, I like this more than just saying "LOL NO SPOONFEEDING FAG"

Rapelay

none

I'll let him/her find my collection of Fox McCloud bodypillows on my own

Err, children can't give consent.

How, then, can you have consensual sex with a child?
Immersion shattered.

Give source daddy

...

Just give me the source

Every day? You better know it's name off the top of your head dat boi

>Cred Forums
>having kids

Took me longer than it should have to come up with that:/
>immersion

Getting someone pregnant is the easiest thing to do.

definetly not one of those spoonfeeding shit videogames you get nowadays

when degenerate kids in the future play their VR shit my son/daughter can play super nintendo (super metroid comes to mind)

I do this with my kids, but with music.

>its an OP teases you with a cropped censored loli picture and doesnt give source episode

This is why we have wars.

>Cred Forums
>won't have kids
>will never get a gf
>faps to pedoshit
>jacks it off to traps and boipussy
>low test turbo beta
>uses tumblr and reddit

This image can't be anymore correct

Give name or my mom dies.

Buy? Bitch will play the same games I played, in the same order. First one will be Dungeon Master, 1987, and he better beat it in a week or there will be hell to pay.

Faggot.

But I did

I won't let them play video games. I'd want them to grow up normal.

sauce fgt

children can and do give consent. they just cant give legal consent. a lot of the times when this happens the dude just gets charged with some very minor sexual crime charge if the parents dont push for statutory rape and its written down in the reports that he had consensual (as in not by force) sex with a minor.

of course if the judge is a hard ass he could get like 20 years or something

>get some educational

I've seen this thread like 4 times and I've yet to get a source

Now's my chance to post this gem that I found. Confused the hell out of me when I first saw it.

>It's another normalfags can't reverse search threqd

>wanting your kids to be normalfags

Literally worse than Hitler.

A football, not going to raise some faggot Cred Forumstard.

Benantoka is a god.

videogames fucking pedoretards

>taking any kind of advice from Cred Forums

I'll keep beating off to whatever porn I want and disregard women until I meet one that will give me what I want. Being thirsty all the time won't do anything good for you besides ending up in some shitty relationship with kids you don't want

ya'll niggas be lazy as fuck

exhentai.org/g/815101/7acc053ddc/

I would give a source but the last time I did the faggot mod banned me

[Abe Inori] Anamawashi

>best guess for this image: manga

wow so helpful

dragon dildo holyfuck

Revese searching a cropped and or censored image almost never gets any results unless it's something very commonly used.

>Tomoko with big tits
please give me

Its just not the same without a nice pair of balls.

>Benantoka is a god
I was going to add the same thing but redundant since his name is already in the link

Jesus, this is the most fucking pretentious pseudoscientific shit that I have ever seen.

And that's why you'll die alone instead of having kids. You don't know how to be a parent

>rape
>tomboy
I can't fap to this

sauce

google has changed it's reverse search so now it only gives you two images about the 'subject' of the image rather than the image itself

google fucking well knows the exact source, it just stops giving the result now for some dumb fucking reason

I'm going to dye a virgin, user, so I'll never have a child.

tetris

>dye a virgin
The color doesn't really matter.

wew lad i knew it had to be Cred Forums.
Only a poltard would make such a "fresh out of Cred Forums and my knowledge is superior" post.

they got tired of 90% of image searches being for porn probably

Whoa what colour are you gonna dye her in

Castlevania

It was the first game I played and it taught me the importance of a game having a good balance of difficulty, sense of empowerment, and atmosphere.