What's your gaming name, how did you choose it?

What's your gaming name, how did you choose it?

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Mine was using some old "find your star wars name" thingee using my real name on some dorky site when SWG came out. After that just kept using it.

TeflongDong

Logans_Walk
I was named after Logan from Logan's Run.

Platinum, thought of Jojo and Platinum games and boom, there it is

Its handbanana. I really like that episode of aqua teen hunger force.

>gaming name

My username on Steam is Michael.

My dad helped me make up my first one and the second one I use is because I enjoy Evangelion so much.

my name backwards

Nachtsuchen. It means "Night Searcher" in German - it was for my first World of Warcraft character, a Night Elf Hunter.

Kanolijo too, but that's a combination on "Kanojo", which is Japanese for "Girlfriend" and "Hotkinkyjo", my favorite porn actress.

Dirty Shizno.

RVB

Thinking of switching to DirtyRottenNoGood but I think it might be too long.

Purplesmart

Because I'm a massive faggot, but of the subtle kind

I'm not posting my gaming name on Cred Forums

Zephyr
I needed a name, looked up Djinn names from Golden sun and liked it

When I was 8-13 I used Hiei or some variation because I was an edgy motherfucker who loved Yu Yu Hakusho.

After that I kinda waffled around until I got really into Homestuck around 17 or 18 and made an OC. Now I use that name everywhere because it's short and I only run into it being used about 5% of the time.

Pink>Purple

I took a medical term and added a random suffix at the end.
I was 15 I thought it was cool.

>be 12 year old fag on Xbox live all the good names are taken
>decide to just mash together two words
and that is how I became Squaremonger

comes from a PS2 game called Culdcept, basically MtG and Monopoly had a vaguely anime baby

My brother had an edgy, tryhard name so I went with a retarded, tree-related name just to be the opposite.

Useless Mage/Wizard/Magician is probably my most used one. It's all your fault, Cred Forums.

Years ago a bunch of anons started being faggots like usual and started tripfagging as Final Fantasy classes. Black, White, Blue, and Red were quickly claimed, I decided to fuck around and called myself Green Mage because FF12 called status-effect magic (shit that causes Oil or Sleep or Poison, etc) "Green Magic".

Of course, status effect magic is almost completely useless in every FF game because anything you'd want the extra edge on is immune to status effects, so it was really more like a Useless mage than a green one. Plus it was a dumb meta-commentary on tripfagging itself (tripping is still dumb on an anonymous imageboard, right? That opinion hasn't changed, right?) so I got to have a shitty joke on top of my shitty joke. Woo.

Nachtsuchen?
More like "Nuts Sucken"

XBOX LIVE years ago
>piteo420
play gta 4 online, see a lot of 420 at the end of tags
oh wow people share the same birthday as me!
nope

nope

found out that 420 meant something else

best part is i look, and talk like i smoke up
yet im not a fan of the stuff

>trying to trick people into giving up their anonymity

I'm not falling for your trap, knave!

Drunk Gilgamesh. I got drunk once and completely talked down to all my friends and family in my house and I apparently sounded a lot like Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay so it just stuck. I haven't done anything like it since and it was so out of character for me that it was really impressive.

Nachtsuchen? More like Gotcuckened.

Do you care if people know you post on Cred Forums that much, friend?

Pickles the Drummer, because I can somewhat mimic his voice.

My first name was possibly based on my sisters larping name.

I used many variations of it, like adding an "a" at the end was my basic name for female characters. "on" at the end for paladin like characters.

Later on for WoW I wanted a new name since an cartoon had come out that used the name that I had icome up with, so people started thinking I got the name from that anime, and people started taking that name.

I decided that I wanted around 5-6 letters for the name, that it should be unique and it should start with the same letter as my brothers gaming name.
A short for his name was a three letter name, and I wanted one that functioned in the same way.

I had the first 2 letters set, then I tried various combinations fro the 3rd letter, it had to be a consonant.
After that I made a long list of all possible names that could be made out of that by adding around 2-3 letters.
I tested each name in google.
Those that came up with results I discarded.
Then later on I chose one of the names that didn't show up with any results.

yes

I liked a bunch of Atari games and thought they were a pretty cool company.

so Atari.

I read that as Pickles the Dunmer first

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Zygarde

MrSemi.
I drive a truck.
>sanic

booing6 or 12.
When I was 8 I liked the sound in cartoons that a spring makes but everyone since has thought that my name was like boo-ing like heckling someone which is funny

I was pretty much any name followed by the number 66 at the end. When I was an edgy 13 year old, I wanted 666 which was always taken. So I settled for 66. It stuck with me. The was on Xbox. Now I'm on PC with TheDankBank.

I play Dark Souls 3. Main guy's name is Persistence.

I Also play a female ranger character as well by the name of Still Breathing.

3rd character is named Devout because he's strength/faith build. Focus on buff prayers to help out other players.

Why? The point of an online persons is that it's not linked to your real identity. Ever wonder why torrent uploaders are called Drarbg and not "Bart Simpson, 732 evergreen terrace"

I live in wisconsin and have never heard an accent as thick as his.

I've heard some that were pretty up there but none as overt. Probably because when you're imitating an accent you have a tendency to overdo it and you don't hear the subtle differences between, "AWWW GEEEEEEZ DOOH EEENT! OW ICH THAT HURTSAAA!"

And, "Ya know my friend works at steeeves cheeese and the fresh cheeez kurds are just so good ya know?"

are you a cross country trucker? What are your hours like? What's the pay like? Do you own a house? Or just live in your truck?

Have confidence in yourself, friend. Surely people like you for yourself and know you well enough to not think less of you for posting on Cred Forums of all places.

Surely they can understand the catharsis of shitposting anonymously on the internet, without letting that thought taint their perception of you.

If nothing else, you can easily expect someone to quote your post and act extremely offended to learn you post here, if you actually post your handle here. Cred Forums is nothing if not predictible.

murder rapist

nickname i got in prison

PixelButts or PixelButtz since one or the other is taken

It evolved from an urge to abandon an old, old cancerous name. From there it went to 8bitButts and then to ButtOfPixels

And now I'm here

JillSandwichRPD

I like Resident Evil and Jill's my favourite.

GarytheWise
My name isn't even Gary

I heard a much thicker accent at a convenience store in Baraboo.
She was cute as fuck with hips and ass you could land an airplane on.
But that accent made my dick try to hide under my ribcage.

Tonight you.

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>What's your gaming name
Where do you think we are?
>how did you choose it?
Dunno, I just did. It means nothing, it came from nothing. I don't have a consistent name anywhere outside of MMOs, even Steam.

Jill is a shit. Best girl is Rebecca. Common knowledge.

Downhill.
because it describes my life perfectly since birth.

mr.badger
It's been harder and harder to use this name now, everybody seems to take it before me

Matternous.

Met a guy named matternous in star wars galaxies with that name and became good friends with him. Played with him for years until he randomly disappeared and then I started using his name hoping he would find me. He never did but I've kept the name ever since.

OffInTheShowers and AwaySomewhere.

One is because no one will be beating OffInTheShowers and the other one is because my faggot dog forces me to go be afk to let her in.

She's a German Short-Haired Pointer. Love her. Ifshe can catch a mouse or two I'd love her even more. All she gets are birds, rabbits, frogs, and barks at the autistic kid across the street.

Come at me scrublord I'm ripped.

First two letters of my name plus a random word.

Spilskinanke.
Most people will never take it, because most people don't even know where its from as it's not even a real word, and the people who do know what it's from aren't nearly as unoriginal or creatively bankrupt as me and won't just blatantly steal names from video games.

But everyone beats off in the shower.

oaksgirth because of that one omegal chat screenshot, where the kid posing as Gary Oak says "you can't escape my girth"

Dude same

El_Pozolero. I saw that trailer for wildlands or whatever that open world ghost recon game was and lost my shit when they kept saying the targets name.

Always a mashup of food names and food analogies.

Always

Lol that's like playing under the name Nintendo. At least add some flair to it - make it personal.

memories

simply because i miss the old days of gaming with the lads on ventrilo, feels bad man

I take three one syllable words and put them together.

So Then Eye

Sotheny

standard.degenerate
I just made it randomly for dueling network and i posted with it as my name a few times

For about 10 years it was W4rnin6 because I was an unoriginal little shit who stole it and didnt feel like changing it. About a month ago I switched it to Smitty Werb and accompany it with this picture if applicable.

MemeGame2Strong, am I cringy?

An anonymous board, posting an anonymous game handle doesn't mean anything. You're over thinking privacyfag.

Jellyon, I just like Eva.

is your online avatar a hot girl
can i squeeze your pixel butt?

operationbeans
went on one of those random username generator websites and that came up

nope. pic related.
im sorry to disappoint

Captain Habano

Due to my love for fine, hand-rolled Nicaraguan cigars.

NO BULLY!!!

I sometimes use Pagliacci the Clown,

but the main name i use is Vadkram, It was a cheat code in those really old cheat code books you'd get as your school book fairs. The cheat was for Starsky and Hutch on the Playstation 2 and it'd unlock everything. I never played the game nor heard of it, but 'vadkram' sounded cool so it stuck to me.
I was drawfagging in a thread and a Norwegian user said that Vadkram in his language loosely translated to 'Calf Hug' which i found hilarious.

Right now its "One man Auschwitz"

I just got high on dude lmao and it came to me while hating on niggers.

My gaming name is a misspelling of a mazda car name. I thought that was the name cus it sounded cooler than the original and decided to keep it.

Oblomov

Terrorrizor
Because I was a 14 y/o edge lord
And recently
RadicalAFSon
Because I'm a 22 y/o faggot

Yep, this nigga gets it.

almighty speck
This comic.

It was 12 years ago, I was in high school and thought "no life" sounded cool. Sounded like a disregard for life and that was rad to me, so I chose that and added some leet-speak numbers into it too (as that was a cool thing to do at the time) and I've rolled with it ever since.

It is a bit of a shame that over the years the term "no lifer" has come into light and it makes me look bad in the process, but I still stand by my original meaning.

N'WAH.

You're old as fuck nigger

MisterMan-Senpai

First part is from these youtubers I really liked to watch and I just added the senpai in there for the fuck of it.

This is our world, child.
We just let you play with it.

Please change it immediately.

Don't worry
I won't

>Sounded like a disregard for life and that was rad to me
>I still stand by my original meaning.
>I still think and act like a 12 year old
user holy shit.

Variation of the name of a dragon that appears in this

Self-Aware Weeaboo. I chose it because everyone needs to know I'm an "ironic" weeb :^)

yeah well, to be fair, I haven't actually thought about it all that much.

Got it from a robot chicken skit

>mfw i name myself chucklenuts on any LAN game for gits and shiggles

I generally use Selkie or some variation with a number if needed.

I choose it back when I first made my runescape account because at the time I had rented final fantasy crystal chronicles and liked the name of the race.

Its literally my last name with one letter added.

That you, Brandon?

Nope, I'm just your average Matt.

>Want to change my name
>It's too late to go back and would just be weird to all the people who know you by your online alias

Sulivano
No idea.

It's unique enough so it just stuck.

>Akira Toriyama
Hello Shenron

Close, it's actually LenSchlong

brb reinstalling
What's a sick Dunmer name for my new char?

Carl

you'll never find me

>It means "Night Searcher" in German
No it doesn't. That'd be Nachtsucher, which isn't really a word anyway.
This is anime levels of retarded.
t. German

Kaz

it used to be Kazual. But as i started using voice programs people called me Kaz and it stuck ever since.

Its also the name of my cat.

Not saying. I'd be too easily found.

Mine is a pen name I use for art and shit.
and is the name of one of my OC donut steels

>isn't really a word anyway.
German is all about creating new words.
Don't be embarrassed by your ridiculous and overly harsh sounding language.

Sun=Moon>everything else

My PSN name is FUCKING TERRIBLE. I really wish I could change it. I couldn't think of anything else at the time.
CoucheDanoe

I got CupidStunt...

Carlos Danger

I came up with it entirely by myself, but found out later that some faggot congressman had stolen it and taken all the credit.

It's from the name of song, but it was the name of the song when it was a demo. When it was put on record, they changed the lyric that contained my name and so they changed the title of the song. Fun blog Cred Forums.

rarely use the same name between games desu

When I was a freshman and my friends were telling me what Steam was, they told me to create a name. I asked them what their names were and since they all played together, they all used similar names but spelled wrong because lol 2005 internet humor.
We were all foods or drinks.

Everen1

Brother helped me come up with it when I was like 8 for my diablo character and ive used it forever since then. The 1 at the end was because shortly after Everen was taken on runescape and to me it didn't look the same without it afterwords so forever Everen1

Same, ended up with Reankeu

Yours is more subtle, though.
You have actual words in your name, which can deter people from figuring out the meaning of your name.

My name was given to me when an older autistic kid helped me make my runescape account many years ago. Since I am uncreative I used the same name for anything that requires a username.

Dildostorm.

is your first name Evan?

Michael Vick used that way back when, dipshit.

I named my Elin character YiffBait on Tera. The sad part about it is how many people DMed me.

Used to call myself the King, but that was dumb, so I moved onto combining band names together, but that was also dumb, so now I just find people on Soundcloud and combine their names together.

Ive changed my name countless times, due to changing moods and differnet eras. Way back when, It's just a cool name I made up from an edgy word, and then just two letters that sounded cool.
After that During my maplestory years I used words translated to Latin for a few of my characters. Only two stuck and I used those for various sites to this day.
Then, as I was close to leaving high school, I found a name that suited what I did (fine arts, rip) and use that from that point on.
Until recently I changed my new handles to one of two different ones. One describing myself, and the other just being my Initials with an extra letter, so I have a simple 4 letter name.

I would post my name but, Ive played far too many games.

That was Ron Mexico.

Is your newborn racist?

Steam made me change it

BlackCat-13 when I was like 11. Figured bad luck was no excuse. It's not terrible, looking back, but I'm glad I switched once I got to college and joined some clubs.
New buddies nick-named me Beard on account of my big ol' beard, and also because I didn't do anything embarrassing enough to be named after. Stuck with DaBeard so they could find me easier.

Thank god they never saw me naked or I'd be going by DaBush.

Wall Street Fat Cat

I chose it because I've always had a fascination for anything related to economics.

I don't happen to be Jewish as well

godchanka

name of a garbage character in my favorite game with god replacing a few letters because i'm good at the game. now i use it for everything

Marked One
I like STALKER, and didn't know anyone that played it when I found the games
I didn't realize there were tons of people on Steam with that same name
My other names are only used by me, and I'm not sharing those over fear of people seeing dumb things I've wrote

Rexinexus

sounded cool when I was 14 and I've stuck with it since

The first letter of my first name, the first four letters of my middle name, and the last four letters of my favorite character (at the time)'s name.

>Marxix
>Marxis
Variations of that
Was originally my cousins when he was 16 and I was 9
Would play every game with that name
>He got cancer
>Told him after a movie I hate him and hopes he died because he made me mad
>He actually died
>Years and years later my aunt and uncle told me he'd never forgive me
I've used it ever since

> 30 years old
> this is the first time I have ever actually seen a truck in one of those runaway truck ramps

interesting

I don't remember when or exactly how I picked it, it was probably about ~16 years ago since I'm pretty sure I used it in 2000

Raptoid

I tell people it's from Turok
It's probably not because I didn't play Turok 2 until probably mid 2000's

I'm pretty sure it's because when I was a kid I liked dinosaurs and robots, and a robot combined with some raptor species sounded hype as shit

Alternatively Phobos cause I loved Doom so much.

well tell us fag

It was named after a certain typeface, but later a game came out with a protagonist named like that font and people thought I had taken it from that game It didn't help that New Vegas is my favorite game ever either

Ciel with some variations since it's not an uncommon name.
I try to pick androgynous names just to confuse people if I'm ever in the mood

I stole mine from the alt text of a webcomic.

I'm a dreamer and I like space

Andromeda

a level from DOOM

>ViolentPower
Used that name to create Life of a Peasant map for WarCraft 3 back then, the map went pretty well known and I stick with the name since then.

The name came from Pixar's The Incredibles, one of the girl's name Violet. My name was kind of inspired by the protagonist, misspell it though.

Now I go by Robert de Niro on Steam because he starred in The Heat which is a great heist movie. Also I can use the name to play Payday 2.

Pic related is my Steam avatar.

I dont wanna have autists chasing my identity so i'll just say I go by Cain on the interwebz

xIIoSINoIIx

>Romans 3:23

took a weapon from warhammer and added a letter to it. people would always compliment me on it and nobody else had it anywhere (i know because i checked). used it on all the games i played and it was never taken, including runescape/WoW and even xbox live. now though there are like 20 characters on WoW with it and it always seems to be taken when i try new games. my name was so awesome people stole it and no i'm not telling you what it is

Mister Stink, because I stink.

Awful Object, because I suck.

You could just change your name, I've been calling my friend Nirvash for over the past 5 years even though he hasn't used that name since Halo 3.

VaultRat

rejected Tunnel Snakes name.

Petname my partner gave me

Lavalampolus.

Needed a quick name for a character in The Guild 2, so I looked around my room; I saw a lavalamp and then my old Latin class mosaic, and decided to make it sound like a garble of L's with a bit of pseudo-Latin at the end.

It's always fun hearing people struggle with it in voice.
Had it ever since.

Just Blue

>posting your information on Cred Forums

>being a pussy fag
I live life on the edge.

user ymous

I wanted something that was mostly neutral. It didn't work as intended. I just can't be arsed to change it.

Ahla Grey for mmo's because it sounds like my real name.

Itachi Uchiha :^)

I am the 4ch4nh4ck3r

Not telling. I knew it'd eventually happen, but faggots have started taking my name in MMOs. I'm 100% sure they got it from one of my characters in other MMOs.

Which is?

I thought "Demi" was a cool sounding spell from Final Fantasy so I picked it, turns out ts a girls name and I didn't know at the time.

My name on steam is my real name

But when I need to use usernames for games I go by Arokh. It's the name of the Dragon in Drakan: Order of the Flame and Ancient Gates

Inu
because my best friends mom compared me to a small Japanese dog (which i think might have been racist) and the nickname just stuck with me. i started using it online as such.

As I said, not telling. As an example, when I started black desert my name was taken in the US server in seconds. I always play us servers. I tried EU like 5 months later and I was able to use my name.

If it isn't Wollopas One Hit Wunda you're a faggot

I have a few;
>Tarzan
I choose it on a random CS server back in the day because my regular name (user) was pretty popular on the server I went on and I didn't want a friend to notice who I was as a joke. Ended up keeping it.
>Arkaedis / Archaedis
Tarzan was taken on WoW. Tarzan was taken on old MMO. Random name generator gave me this. I ended up keeping it as my MMO / RPG name.
>Cyrus / Cyprus
Stolen from Cyrus The Virus from the movie Con Air. Added the "p" one day when Cyrus was taken.
>Uta
That guy from Tokyo Ghoul
>Yuki
Because I'm nipponese and it's a part of my real name and also my nickname from my friends irl

i was eating an apple and banana so i just went with banapple and stuck with it

>bun
i have long hair
>thepoolrobot
a game my friends and i made up in bf3 involing pools and eod bots
>trashpickle
vinny memes

And it's still wrong.

It would be Nachtsucher and not Nachtsuchen.

You are a complete faggot

All i know is ball, and good. And rape.

It all started with a group of friends on skype 5+ years ago, internet friends and real life friends in the same group. Half of them hated the fuck out of [game] because it was "casual" and would kick anyone playing it(keep on mind they played the 'vanilla' version of it because it was "hardcore"), but I played it because my best real life friend played it with other friends, and loved it.
So, I wanted to use a name that would make any of my friends say "no way you are named like that". Ta-dah, that's it. A year later everyone ended up playing it and they started calling me by that name, one friend invited me to play a MMO with him and I used that name on my main character.

>YuniChikako
It was my forum name/OC name from when I was 9 or so.
>Dedhsme
I was reading Eragon in middle school and saw the pronunciation guide and I thought the "dh" thing was cool.
>greenshirt
One I use now. Green is my favorite color, and I have a lot of green shirts.
>Setestralba
blackroSE+kiTE+miSTRAL+helBA
Another one I use now. .hack// is one of my favorite games and I wanted to use a name other than greenshirt.

>20s is considered 'old as fuck'

this is neo v in a nutshell, no wonder it's so shit

Kesh on Hend.

My accounting teacher from way back was Fijian-Indian and his inability to pronounce "cash on hand" was just too funny. I've had this name for 6 years now.

STALLONANEGGER , its both of my favorite action heroes.

When registering for IRC to talk about something I needed a nickname. Being uncreative fuck that I am, I chose alcoholic drink, which obviously was registered. So I added additional letter to the name, and I've been rolling with that for almost ten years now.
As added bonus, the resulting name does seem like more masculine variation on name of one anime character(who didn't exist when I first registered the nick), so people don't immediately think I'm alcoholic.

My old nickname was just the one I had in real life. Thanks to not being from English speaking country, it was exotic enough while still being simple to write. Though I was pretty young at that point, so the name is kinda dorky, which is another reason for change.

Was also Triple6ang and ELWOOD6LUES

Grey

Because I lived near Seattle when I came up with the name and that is the best word to describe the Seattle area.

Whenever I can just put my first name I make it my first name.
I don't know why you wouldn't.

BloodBeard. It used to be bloodsponge, but then I learned what a tampon was, so it had to be changed. I like pirates.

>bloodsponge
What were you thinking user.

Ive heard you ! Omg ! Jus wow! Literally shaking right now!

My name is John 0 Lemon and I play on the xbox one, why dont you send me a message with some dank memes you faggot niggers?

Zeerk

Because back when Killing Floor was alive my favorive class was the Berserker, but everyone just called it Zerk.

RamboCambo

Because I lack any sort of creativity.

Talon.

I picked the name out when I joined my first sniping clan in 2007 for CoD 4. The name was chosen based on a tire tread for Traxxas RC cars. I was a bit of a faggot.

2 years later, League of Gaylords comes out, and they have a character named "Talon".

Let me start by saying I absolutely despise ASSFAGGOTS. These days I can't play a game without some mouth breathing faggot saying, "hah I bet I can guess your main", or "Hey do you play League of Legends?". When I actually don't fucking play League of Gaylords. It is beyond infuriating.

CoD 4 is coming out again in a month or so, and I'm buying it again. I'm trying to find a new name to go by.

I'm considering going back to my irl nickname, but at the same time, I don't wanna give up Talon.

I would describe it as Under Construction

Talon is a streak in bo3 is it not? Gay name eitherway bro just bin it and start fresh

Bruticus, because he's the best transformer.

PharadoX

One day after playing some counter strike at an internet cafe, while leaving it just hit me. That's literally all. A big improvement from my first name which was B.A.D ( Bad As Devil ).

>take funny sounding slav name
>intentionally misspell it
>now have a cool sounding gaming name

And that's how I get all my gaming names.

Takun

Thought it was clever as a kid.

Yeah. It was. What a shitty game Bo3 was.

And I'd love to find a new name. I've been trying for months to think of a good one.

I'd use my irl nickname, but it really kinda sucks, and it's REALLY CLOSE to my real name. And I don't like having my irl stuff anywhere near gaems.

Too cool for games huh kid? Maybe your name should be hawtshit or waytoocoolforyou, how about gamesarebeneathme?

I struggle greatly with names because in most online games I waifu fag it up and want a unique, non-"username" name

Raelynn is my go-to waifu name, although if i feel like having a non-waifu name then i'll go with G.Nerik or a name of a character from a favorite videogame (e.g Basch / Balthier)

Captain.
Started off as a concept character for a comic my friend and I wanted to make.

Fuck you baithead. And yeah. I too cool for games.

If somebody asks me irl if I play games, the answer is always a swift "No". Playing videogames aren't something to be proud of.

I fucking hate my psn name. Made it in 2009 and am literally stuck with it. Wish Sony would allow me to change it already.

My steam name is from 2004 yet I'm fine with it.

To be proud of is another debate but to flat out lie and deny that you enjoy the odd game is beyond pathetic. You cant be serious its 2016 bud no one gives ashit the stigma around games and being a gamer is long gone, grow up kid.

Sounds like you wanted a PlayStation m8. Subconsciously 2bh

Hard to remember but I think it was supposed to be an edgy versoin of hp-sponge? I also saw some painting of a bloody sponge that I thought was cool. In hindsight it was probably a feminist piece.

CrookedWarden is a recent one. from a book called "The lies of locke lamora"

I kinda like that story
well done

Closed my eyes and hit the keyboard a few times and then put 'man' at the end of it. I have no idea why I'm still using the same username from the Sims2 mod forum.

Atm it Hindu symbols and my other account is Pepe and the Ayyy Lmao band

Oh, and my psn name was based on the metal band I was listening to at the time, overkill.

My steam name was very loosely based on tool lyrics (as cringe as that sounds it actually isn't)

xxS3ph1R0tHxx

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Exactly. It's 2016. Not fucking 2012. Playing games is no longer a smiled on thing to do. At least where I live. It isn't something I want to talk about to real people, and it isn't something I want to advertise about myself, and if I can lie, and convince people that I don't, then I sure as fuck am going to.

I choose a new unique name for every single game I play. Here's a selection:
>chvlvhxbjh
>asljfdqwvab
>selot7y76

You're no way near as cool as you claim to be coolkid, everything you say sounds like its from a massive insecure loser pretending to be one of the coolkids aka part of my gang and let me get this out the way right now YOU will NEVER be part of my gang or the coolkids E V E R .

>tfw never could think of a cool name to stick with so just go with whatever is relevant and change it every couple month

I used to go by "enterkiller" when I was a teen.

The story of the name ?
Basically, I didn't speak english back then but the version of Starcraft I had was in english.
And in the campaign editor, there was that hydralisk unit called the "Hunter Killer" which had a badass picture compare to the normal Hydralisk.
When going to play CS in a cybercafé with friends, we had to choose a pseudo.
Since it could be done only through the command consol, the son of the manager did it.
When he asked me, I said "hunter killer". He probably didn't speak much english himself, since he typed "enterkiller"... which I didn't object, since I wanted to play and didn't care.
I kept it for a whole eight years before growing out of the "I-need-a-badass-threatening-name-when-playing-online".

I now go by my real name.

same, maybe one day i will create a cool name

lol you so funny user, we should hang out more

_______

Bhelen

I can't even say it here out of embarrassment. It's the title of a super edgy song I liked about a decade ago when I made my PSN account when the PS3 first came out.

Fuck you Sony for not letting me change it. It was fine for a while when all I played was competitive MP stuff but now that I play a lot of co-op stuff where people might need to communicate and refer to me by my username I can surely say It's held me back. Fuck I probably would actually use LFG for Destiny if my name wasn't so cringey.

tfw you made it your psn your actual full name and can't be fucked makin a new one

[Insert seasonal waifu]'s husubando.

Pretty similar to my situation

God, I'd pay anything they asked to be able to change it at this point. I have too many purchases and status tied to my account to just make a new PSN. Literally every other service lets you change your stupid username...

xXxpussyslayer69xXx

nah just kidding
usually some kind of weapon name like sword gun etc.

GodsG1ft or H4ndsomeD3v1l will be my next tag for sure.

Lol I know dude it fucking sucks.

If only I wasn't listening to overkill while making my psn. 'overkill' written normally was taken so I had to spell it out in an edgy way by capitalising some letters. I hate it lol

It's less about being cool, and more about not looking like a loser. Videogames make you a loser.

Everything you type tells me you're a hunch backed overweight diaper wearing turbotard, of course people will think youre a loser if you game when you are infact a loser, if your cool people dont even break a sweat when I mention I game,dont drag everyone else down into your pit of self hatred.

Hentai Connoisseur, the name just came to me desu

HentaiMaven when that doesn't fit as it rhymes with _______

SickDucker

Buttholes&Oreos is the name im known as online.

xXr3aP3rK1LLzZXX

I really liked Reaper from Overwatch

I usually go with "alterverwalter"

BigBumhole is my usual go to online alias

My gaming name is just a nickname my friends gave me.
Everyone calls me like that so it became a sort of second name.

>Viral
It sounds pretty cool, don't you think? It often seems to attract Kiritos tho. If I'm feeling special snowflake, I'll go by "??". If you get skilled enough, not talk at all and go by "??", some people will start treating you interestingly, like you're a mythical unicorn.

My last name backwards. Zehcnas.

nett!

Freddy Francesco, because I was rich enough to buy a PS3 with one game. And you?

I used 'Gurgeh' for the longest time.
It's the protagonist from the book 'palyer of games' by iain m banks.

Nowadays I usually go for CptCoitus, cause alliteration and it gets past the prodanity filter

Is it faggot?

Vanagloria
I chose it because thinking of a cool name for people to assume you are cool is Vanagloria.

I like it because it is a self referential loop

>CupidStunt
>Subtle
???

Stop projecting.

>mfw unironically had name "xxXZombiEXxx"
>that was 12 years ago
>mfw I see kids with these kind of names today and immediately reminded how much of a faggot I was

>It means "Night Searcher" in German
nope. it means "Night searching"

r u german

Anyone with a basic sense of German knows that's what it means.

My first name... Dave

Because i'm not a fucking nerd who got thrown up against the lockers at school.

>Anyone wants to speak a dead useless language

Who are you quoting?

r u germayn

Hello, Eman Ym

Captain Stardust Superfabulous, or Superfab/FAB for shorter name restrictions.

It's an amalgamation of my name and the number I wore when I played hockey. Nothing fancy but it's never taken.

I change it every time I do something incredibly retarded and am worried people might recognise it.

>Number I wore when I played hockey
That's actually pretty neat user
What was your number?

22. A lot of people assume it's my age though.

My name is a secondary character from a famous SNES RPG.

...

Nope, even though that's my brother's name in real life.

As long as I used it...not one person ever got it unless I explained it.
People are stupid.

Setzer?

im just using steal this [ atm coz people like copypasting my originals so much and its annoying to me

I've wanted to use Zakalwe for a while.
Problems are: I in no way want to end up "zak", and it's a bit too tryhard.

>Binky

I like Snarky Puppy and Discworld.

ReaperSenpai
Went through a stage of being a massive weeaboo a few years back, but people on a server I used to play on would call me Senpai so I just kept the name. I need to remove that "Senpai" immediately.

>xXeliteassasin21Xx

Yes I know assassin is misspelled, and yes that was completely by accident when I was a little edgelord.

Just fuck my shit up family.

I had this happen to me, an old friend used my name except when i found him on steam he blocked me
What the fuck man

My gamertag is " I TheTruck I"

I don't even own a truck. Nor would I ever purchase a truck. Oh god and those capital i's I used for bars on each side when I was a teenager.... christ this is brining back Halo 2 and 3 memories bad.

NeoGenz
>Neo meaning new
>Genz meaning start

Paraspace
Eurobeat reference to spaceboy
and Para for para para.

Hamburgertime! A metalocalypse reference.

Or in planetside/space themed games it's Dead-eyeDuck like from the old Bucky hare cartoons.

xXMarjuiceXx but I don't play video games anymore cause I'm a faggot

Lanternsatnight

Idk why desu

Sick Shady
Me and my friend were in middle school playing our first online game s1 league of legends or s2.
This was his name but he gave it to me when my account got banned for a week and made another one for himself.
I used it in the rest of them to not get them mixed up.

Where does the xxX name Xxx come from? Having loads of kisses before and after your name makes it better how?

I don't really have one.

Give me some suggestions.

driving trucks looks comfy
this is probably what id be doing if I quit school

I can guarantee you that the gamer kids who use XXX in front of their name probably didn't equate it with the :x kissing emoticon thing.

So your saying its more of a triple x rated hardcore thing?

i always thought that was a keep ur mouth shut emoticon

You're Waifu

i honestly don't remember

Always a variation of "nigger".
Do whatever it takes to bypass any filters.

Made a warlock on wow and had been watching Naruto so I called mashed them together. Still use it

warluto?
narlock?

KingPhisher

I like fishing.

Faggot

If your mexicans then JuanBullet orJuanChance would be bretty gud

Steb. There was this old sketch show on CBBC called Stupid, and in the credits of every episode the main character, King Stupid, would show up and riff over the credits or something like that. I was talking with a friend when this show came up and I mentioned one bit in the credits where he starts going "GIMME AN S, GIMME A T" like he's gonna spell the word stupid, but he keeps going with "GIMME AN E, GIMME A B, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? erm... Steb." we both laughed, I changed my steam name to Steb for a joke and just never changed it back. I've been Steb for about 3 years now.

After Barry clocks out from work CorpseCreator is what people refer to me past 6pm.

I go by Atom now. My name's Tom so it's like a tom. Really stupid, but I like it because I'm really fat and an atom is really small :D

Axem Black
I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

Preloq, and has been for years.

gay nickname my normie 'friends' used to call me all the time
i like that referential name even though no one except me knows what it's referencing

I use the cute nickname that my father used to call me when I was a kid.

SneakyBeat.

I'm a stealth fag that likes Jet Set Radio.

Hezer

cause my middle name is hezekiah

(i'm not a jew, i promise)

>i'm not a jew, i promise
that's exactly what a jew would say
time to die BOI

online video game character i liked and thought it'd be cool to have people call me it

now i'm stuck with it and hate it but i cant just up and change now because everyone knows me as it. even if i could i cant come up with something better anyway.

Back in the good ol DC++ days when anime was bountiful and rad, and I was young, I combined 'berserker' and 'bai' (tn: it means bye) into Baiserker.

Needless to say I'm not using that one these days - and I ain't telling my current one

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

About 5 years ago I was huge on the Elder Scrolls series and used the screen name Sheogorath Nobody on my usual TF2 server could pronounce it, so they just kept calling me Shay for short. The name just stuck. Also I use Aphex Twin track titles as my screen name a lot on other websites, I usually go by the name minipops67 on most places.

Wutang clan name genorator

Peng

It came from Dead Space. I just like the name. It's nice, short, and generally not taken anywhere for some reason.

I like Pandas
I like Vidya
That's what gave me my name

Grand Master Chef, or just chef.

I used to be "an Elite" because I was 15 and thought it was hilarious to see someone killed by "an Elite" on Halo PC. Now I'm named after my pony OC

made it when i was like 12 based on some unfunny political joke that i thought was great at the time

never changed it because it's become part of me even if i think it's dumb now lol

First part comes from the Japanese word for "anonymous", second is "bara" as I was a big Rozen Maiden fag at the time. Yeah I know it's kinda cringey, but I was fairly young at the time.

Coldhardsilver
Based off the first book I ever fully read and loved as a tyke, The girl with the silver eyes. Cold and hard where just words that I related to the color silver.

>Cred Forums can't into math
unless he graduated when he was 17 the youngest he could be is 29

RIGHT, PICK-UUUUHHHLLLLSSSS?

poopfish

Just makes it more sad that everyone else on Cred Forums in their 30's is busy raising their families and working on their career path and you're here with a bunch of 20 years olds.

teacup

Girth brooks

Atticus Grim, Attibutt, Attibun.

My Dad wanted to name me Atticus and my favorite arcana is the Grim. IRL I introduce myself as Atticus because I like the name better.

used to be Zack Knytblade but I grew out of it

Cerealbowl. I needed to pick something and I just thought about breakfast. It's usually not taken, and sometimes people comment on how dumb it is.

Angrycheese

I dislike cheese, and I am anoyed sometimes

I have also used Indyenguin (indy + penguin)

Heh, what's that supposed to mean?

Mister Lister the Sister Fister

For over a decade and some years it's been Gibby. I just liked the way it sounded back then.

Last few years my 2nd character names have been Vile, simply because it's an anagram of my name and pays respect to megaman.

>further proof that Cred Forums is full of mentally ill manchildren

I shat out a completely unique username back when I first picked up SWG. I spent a good thirty minutes using my young mind to create a sick ass username that would stand the test of time. I still use it to this day many years later, has not been taken a single time. When I am not using that one, I use Mogea.

So, you are still an unoriginal little shit even after 10 years?

Scrotes M'Goats

HoLdS up SpoRK xD

ethan?

Haha

Domenos
DomenosDX
Haine
SainnQ

And Finally ToastyOats
I was an edgy motherfucker as a teen when it came to online names.

Rendroken

fulcan
I needed an edgy tough name when I played Runescape so I put an x on the end too. When I grew up I took the X off and added a last name for a IRC RP I used to do, and it stuck.

Rocky, Rock, Rock lobsta.

I really don't feel like coming up with names.

My gaming name is a play off one of my favorite authors, Ernest Hemingway.

This

I behave like a cunt and I don't want to risk the iff chance that my shitty behavior will follow me across games

Hemet Nesingwary?

fotze

Took my first and last initials and added my character from a failed webcomic me and my friends started back in the day. SWXKaw. People couldn't pronounce it and started calling me Swix. So i stuck with Swix and i completely identify with it. Never seen another Swix so it makes me feel like a special snowflake.

Nate Higgers

Red Raccoon

>Red Leader from Star Wars
>Red's also my fave. color
>Raccoons were my spirit animal as a teenager because I lurked around at night, broke stuff, stole things, killed shit

Chuckles. It was an ironic nickname I got for having such a depressing personality but I stuck with it anyways
Same Zephyr from T2's gang? How've you been man?

Goblikon.

Mainly because I enjoy the band Necrogoblikon but it just stuck with me after a while.

It's fatfaggot, because one day someone named me that online. I think it was a good name and kept it. However, I do have a hard time using it in online games.

>wonder

damn man, my screen name is RedRacoonDog.

>porn actress
Shoving a massive dildo up your ass is acting now?

Oh fuck user I'm sorry.

Got a few.
First was Killmenow506 (Got this as a joke from when I played runescape)
Then I have my Firstname and Intial of my surname and last two numbers of the year of my birth (It is my name)

Then I have the name I use now which is Autisticus (Brother came up with it and I took it)

Slavic name I stole from some MGS forum in 2003.

ardentmirror
I have Homestuck friends among my D&D group and they made me get this thing called Pesterchum to contact them easier than steam or phone. I got that out of a generator they sent me.

Pickles

Alpha. Picked it as a dumb idiot kid because I thought being the first letter in the greek alphabet was cool. I find it kinda cringy sometimes but it gets the job done, so whatever.

Id post it but I dont want my friends to find out I browse Cred Forums and assume I am a bigot. I could get fired.

EatYourDinDin

it was unique and sounded funny

my first gaming name was Walkin571
my father put it in for me because "you'll be walking everywhere because you can't drive"
i was 12
the joke was on him, though
when i was 19, he had a massive heart attack
i had to drive him to the hospital
i said to him 'it's a good thing i'm not walking, huh?'

Xx1337wafflezzxX
I literally thought of the stupidest, most ironic username ever when I was like 12. It just kinda stuck.

Now I just call my self 1337 waffles, or wafflezz but the idea is still there.

I used to have an edgy ADJECTIVENOUNNUMBER name then also got into Homestuck.

Picked a term from it that is fairly obscure and subtle, no one ever gets it unless theyre massive HS fags. Im pretty sure Im the only guy on steam who uses the name too

Sir Endipitous. Just a play on words for serendipitous. It came along because I had a disgusting tendency to discover game-breaking glitches, and then exploit them to hell.

My name backwards.

damn man, my screen name is RedRocketDog

Suicidal Orphan, cause everyone gets butt hurt about it.

Nemora, a city name from Gothic 3. Kinda liked the name and the place, I just stuck with it.

dang girl, my internet alias is BlueRacecarCat

Epididymitis cuz I'm a real pain in the nuts

Angus Thermopyle - the best villain/space pirate ever created

Flux Freeman - sounds rad

>Raccoons were my spirit animal as a teenager because I lurked around at night, broke stuff, stole things, killed shit
You should change it to John Wayne Gasey, you mentally deficient faggot.

Ripped off a name from the Disgaea generator.

Sheeit ma boy, my handle on the webs is PurpleNurpleTurtle

Mine came from a friend who thought I introduced myself as "Zorg" when we first met. My name is George.

>Years and years later my aunt and uncle told me he'd never forgive me
What a couple of faggots.

I-Is Solcanum a good name?

kek

delete this for my sake user

...

Zephir because muh sephiroth
Variations of that through the years
John Morton for a while
Now it's just Gravity Eyelids

...

...

>tfw now that you are older you hate it, but is alreay your name account in steam, gamertag, psn, spotify, youtube, various gaming clients, twitch, secondary mail address, lots other stuff. And is a huge pain in the ass if not completely impossible to change it without making a new account and losing your progress/games

I shiver when someone call me by my nickname while voice chatting

xReSniper

It used to be xXR3alSn1p3rXx but I toned it down when I got older.

sauce

Glaze. I think I saw someone else using that username so I stole it. Before that it was kirby1502, and I got that because I wanted to use the username kirby as a kid, but it was taken so I chose the first recommended one.

MillyVanillyWithChocolateFilly
I really just tried to come up with something on the spot
And I'm a mulatto

oglaf

Crater. It was shortened from an older name that came about similar to the Squaremonger guy. Big plus is that anything I've done under it tends to be buried under all the mundane uses of the world crater.

Bradiculous
I did something stupid in a multiplayer match one day and my drunk friend said it was bradiculous, playing off my first name. it stuck

same-ish
my online name are my initials + the number I wore in HS football

Plockrock. A bastardization of pillock, which I used to use. I don't remember how my current one came to be.

Not saying, it's a derogatory word for a catholic along with some other words, if you don't live in Ireland or Scotland you likely wouldn't know what it means.

Left-footer? Papist?

Negromancer, it's like a necromancer but it controls negroes instead of the dead.

Fenian

>the number I wore in HS football

What position did you play?

why even post you dick splintering shit jockey?

Guarddoge, because I'm autistic as fuck

Toxic Chicken -> Toxic -> Toxik -> Toxikoman -> Toxikostan -> Tokistan -> Stannis -> Stan -> Skan

Any synonym or translation for the word guardian usually. I play the tanky cunts.
For edgy characters I go for Insolace. Solace means comfort or support, so by logic Insolace is the opposite.

I've had a bunch, when I was younger I was always getting forced to change my name by xbl. Went from TrayvonMartin to BIG MEATY CHUD and now I'm using TheGirth.

Another friend is RojoEsLardo, and a third was supposed to be MonsieurVerde, but he passed away so Rojo and I kept the names in memory of him.

I usually just shorten it to "Azul" if I can.

My friend used to make fake accounts to he could mass report his name every time he wanted to change it.

>Ghost Atlas
>Crywolf
I usually just steal mine from bands/musicians

>tfw had trayvonmartin as my name right when that shit happened
>tfw always played hardcore S&D on mw2
>tfw always at least one triggered nigger
What good times those were.

I basically used a wizard name generator,
Came out a very unique and characteristic
Using it since 10 years

what the fuck is it with young teens and names with CHEESE and WAFFLES in them
i know for a fucking fact i went on my friends xbox as FlaminWaffles when i was a gimpy child and i know for a fucking fact that i saw a dozen other people in halo named waffles too

Mine's from a kid's song where someone's uncle falls off a boat

Because waffles are xD randumb

Mine's a number, but written out. Fairly uncommon, fairly unique. I'm happy with it.

Open up that steam name history, kid.

I alternate around, right now it is Jay Buffet.

uguu

I'm not listing mine but i got it from the random name generator from Dark Age of Camelot.

Incoghebrew

ehh..

Vanity Slave

I don't remember how I thought of it, or what it may have came from.

Tango Whiskyman

It's a Can song

I'm trying out some new ones right now. Which one do you guys think is better
NegativeColor or HumanMachines

both are fairly shit desu, first is marginally better

rocklee32
Huge weeb

nah but rock lee was the realest character in that show

Shagmeister

Or any variation with Shag in it. Sometimes Shank if Shag´s taken.

Never really thought much about it. I think it stuck from when I watched Scoobydoo when I was younger.
Either way it's just a name that rolls off the tongue nicely imho.

Sometimes i've wanted to change it but my internet friends still call me Shag and it'd be pretty autistic for me to make them call me something else so i just stick with it. Been with this handle for like 5-6 years now.

Damn str8

460RT4N4T3R

MarkSkid is my go to account when online to be honest

atalkingdog

it's a subtle reference to the fact that I'm actually a talking dog

" Halley "

Name of the daughter I'll never gave

i play a lot of fpses so i just change my name from time to time to things like: joe, bob, john because it's easier for my teammates to pronounce/remember, also i change my name because i'm constantly emptying servers because of how good i am, that way they think i'm someone else so they don't quit when i join or i change it when i want to play bad so i can have fun, also i don't talk (even though i have a mic) nor write when i play (i also don't read the chat, it's mostly a lot people insulting me anyway) because it distracts me from the game

>inb4 pasta

TR33F1DDYXN0SC0P3RXP3RF3CT10N1STXR4P31ST

Yeah well, but was he /our/ guy?

That's cool.

Fuck off Gregor.

You're a faggot

KittenPuncher

Oneothrix.

Oneohtrix Point Never but cooler

i just searched that
shit is hilarious

i'm not THAT autist
i reply and accept friend requests
my profile IS blank tho

>i'm not THAT autist
Well of course you aren't, Gregor players are simply out of this world and a mere Cred Forums poster can't even WISH to get close to be them.

ChrisRedHead
Pretty obvious

It's nice how that comic could be applied to this whole thread in general, that is, a bunch of meaningless specks of dust screaming their name and expecting to be considered.

Sir Scumbag

I dunno, just because.

gb2reddit

Du bistn' dummer Oxe, ne?

this.

t. another german

my gaming name is jeb bush fingered me. i just thought it sounded funny and there was no other reason i chose that name.

Aquaglass

I really like to drink water, but just "waterglass" would be to simple, so I made it simpler with Aqua

Frood Goldberg, the name happened when me and some friends were watching NGE, and I tried to connect it to Freud. I didn't know how to pronounce it, or that his first name wasn't Freud, so I said "Frood". They proceeded to laugh and said "Who?!" and I said "Frood Goldberg"! Such is life.

Havelock, or Rincewind if its already taken.
I really really really liked the discworld series.

I've gone through a lot of of names since my youth. I eventually settled on adopting the name of a Hindu deity I was rather fond of. In recent times however, I haven't been as fond of using the full name, although I have taken rather nicely to a significantly shortened version, which I have ever since used in any new character I've made in any game ever. Ard, short for Ardhanarishvara. I turn it into Ardeon, Ardin, Jule i'Ard, Ardinok, Ardonimus, Ardumn, Luna Shard, Cap'n Ardok, and so on. It's become an interesting challenge developing new names that don't sound too strange and roll off the tongue nicely, yet will always incorporate "Ard" somewhere.

Ultrajude, some guy said that to me while I studying abroad in germany.

It sounded cool, and I used the name in a lan while I was there and everyone thought it was awesome

>tfw you want to change your username to something new but it'd feel odd because you've been using the same one for forever now
I use the latin root of my first name at the moment

I made a fan character once.
Now I use that character's name.

No, it's not a Sonic character.

Sloth, because I lack adequate reflexes.

Took a Zelda character that only showed up in two games and didn't even get a name until his second appearance, and added an extra letter to it.

Everyone and their mother who's played zelda seems to forget he even existed and literally no one knows who he is by name without looking him up first.

I want a normal gamertag because I've been using this edgy ""hilarious"" name for like 2 years now and I'm sick of it.

I don't know what though. Something with my own name in it? I want it to still mean something to me so not just some random name generator gamertag

>2006
007kade
Thought James Bond was cool
>2012
Aerosmither
I don't even like Aerosmith that much, just thought it sounded cool
>2015
kadekamper
Friend of mine suggested it, modification of my first + last name

Pastamancer, because when I picked that screenname I fuckin' loved me some Kingdom of Loathing.

Retro Hexer, I made it up to sound like something out of Gibson.

...

weren't you part of that jjba fandub?

I'm thinking changing mine to Eyes In Minds, the name of the best song in a decently obscure game.

Thoughts?

Varnesy

mainly because it's my fucking name I don't need to justify shit

Is it the SPLOOSH KERBOOM guy

It derived from the stupid joke names I used to run in online games, I would use the game title to generate some dumb joke. I wanted to continue the tradition on Steam, but it wouldn't pass the censor so I had to change it, after a bit I found out it confused the shit out of foreigners so it mutated into its current version.

>"Hotkinkyjo", my favorite porn actress.
Degenerate.

Gravy_Crockett

Was drunk.

Domin, short for Dominik, people call me like tha irl too

when I was 13 yr old faggit that played mostly 1.6 or dota I stylized it into DoM1n or DoM!n

rolid mcsolid, or just rolid

was walking home one day and thought that shit up out of nowhere, thought it was real cool, used it ever since

rolid is slang for rock solid but few people actually know this for some reason

same dude, same.

Rolid mcSolid is noice

I quite liked wolves back then (still kinda like them), so changed it to sound more german (badassery and shiet) and mixed with fictional character's name. So far meet nobody who used similar nickname.

>implying I will tell you my nickname.

Used to be just "Cake" and sometimes "CAKE" but I had to stop after portal came out.
Now it's Pressure Chief

and yo uare a beaner right?

Why not dogbonerlover or dogerrectioninspector?

whats it like living a life in the day of operationbeans? is it cold? is it warm? is it a queer sensation?

PampersSoft and ButtyWipes are already taken

Hacker called me it to make fun of me.
I started using it to show him that I didn't care even though I cared a lot and cried myself to sleep many times.

>leaning back while playing a PC game with a keyboard and mouse

Does anyone actually do this?

It's the name of a children's book.

I wasn't prepared for dad jokes

TheNaughtyHand. I jackoff a lot

Funny, but not exactly respectable.

RandomPotatoMan
fucking gues why

It'd be better for you than leaning forward.

you got the downs?

My real first name because I'm not creative enough and desu the majority of tags are completely stupid

i dont want to reveal too much but needless to say some girls got embarrassed when i told them i had seen one of our companions fucking a girl in our tent, so they started throwing Giffels(Buns) at me and started calling me "Giffel-user"

BannedFromSPAR is my main name online.

>Play Fallout 3
>Some Ghouls dat didn'tdu nuffin' want to enter Tenpenny's tower
>Be a good samaritan and help them get access to it
>They absoutely slaughter everyone side, going full "no russian" mode on every resident inside of the motel
>Stand there in shock as Ghouls execute all the residents
>Pull out an assault rifle and kill 'em all
>Get BAD karma for avenging innocent residents that got slaughtered by didn'tdonuffin
>Threedog on the radio comments something like "that little devil miss oneohone killed 'em all again, they didn't do nuffin'"
>Decide to keep Miss101 because i like Fallout

I had a friend of mine think up mine, and I've used it ever since.
Thanks Matt, I really miss playing vidya with you, Austin, and Tristan
>posting your steam ID on Cred Forums

you are autism incarnate

I don't even really remember, must have come up with it when I was about 10.
It's just a color with a letter removed.

I named my handle after a Redwall character way back in the day.