Poorly describe the plot of a video game. Others try to guess the game

Killing the final boss made the girl you forgot about a god.

Wait, no, let me correct that.

Killing the final bosses non-existent fetus in a world representing oblivion made the girl you forgot about a god.

your mother 3*

You are a robot with human skin that navigates some puzzle rooms to destroy something watching over you.

The President is a teenage anime girl and you need to stop the evil robot empire from killing an ancient Japanese dragon.

You are trying to get revenge on a asshole that tried to feed you to a monster while your robot companion is trying to get you to stop a evil alien jew from destroying planets for profit

This. Papi is fluffiest and has the cutest butt.

Haydee?

You're confusing Papi with Lala.

>you invoke the end of the world with a musical number

She is pretty great.

Suu still the best.

Then come lala.

Silent Hill 3?

Lol, retard, it's obviously Portal xD

Azure Striker Gunvolt 2

Nope, Ys VIII.

You think you are a hero, but you are in fact the demon.

You take an ugly sack of shit to the prom.

Fuck You: The Game

You move to a new town and hang out with your friends a lot while doing odd jobs.

#FE?

You are yourself all along

You spend 150 hours on this game but still don't know how to play some card game every merchant loves playing.

You are haunted by various animals that you must avoid, including a snake, a horse, a fish, a bird, and a spider.

sounds like animal crossing

It does, but it's GTA IV.

You beat up an old man and use yourself as kindling or don't that's cool too.

fallout newvegas

MGS5 :^) ?

Bald kid eats meat to beat things.

Bonk's adventure

A woman stole the moon so you have to get it back by beating up a princess and her rabbit.

Neir

Imperishable Night

You learn about a mentally disturbed loner girl who likes to cosplay as rabbits as well as two total normalfags from the perspective of a suicidal, emo piece of shit.

easy mode: also there are shapes

Good job

Underground robots do some things with rabbits in the sky

some koala gets fucking pissed and tries to genocide other koalas with ants and meteors

Your friend was in your imaginary friend all along

Undertale?

While evading mushroom people, you ask a gay man for help.

last of us alternative ending?

You go all around the game pointing bullshit things at people that only wanna bring you down.
Like, seriously, how the fuck do you even figure out some of this shit?
Good thing the characters are likeable... Well, most of them... Fucking little girls.

The final boss is a rat then you realize everyone is dead then you see a giant version of yourself

Apparently, certain fruits are considered the most vile things in the universe, and the utterance of their names can warrant an instant game over

The universe is a simulation that you break out of to kill the creator and your universe is supposed to disappear but it doesn't because of the power of love.

Member of royalty starts a fire, proceeds to start more fires until halfway through the game where he's stopped and everyone else has to deal with the aftermath.

A single player mmo where even though your character and even class has already been picked for you, you still have to carry weapons and armor that can only be used by other classes until you sell or trade it

...Final Fantasy Legend? (the first mana game)

Nope.

Star Ocean: Till the End of time.

Too easy?
Or does no one care to try?

Yup.
The last of us
.hack?

Spirit Tracks?

I was thrown off by "pointing bullshit things at people", I dunno what you meant by it.

>.hack
Ye

your dad's friend gets you a part time job as a paleontologist chasing a fossil in a bad neighbourhood, then suddenly your dad arranges a marriage for you but tells you that you have to save him from the good-bad guys trying to put him in prison

Hint, is an indirect sequel

You find out your brother is actually alive after thinking he was dead, and when you find him he dies 10 minutes later

Mother 3?

some guy shoots you in the head, you survive and hunt him down to las vegas, then you find out that there are over 200 endings

nope

>Eve of Evangelion

>earth is kill
>new planet
>aliens that destroyed earth follow
>mechs are involved

>nanomachines

>I'm a little girl, must run from big spooky ghosts :(
>Oh wait I have superpowers, PEWPEW! Magical beamuuuu! Back to hell you go!

Mother 3?

Undertale

You're in Tokyo and you have seven days left to live. At the end you go and fight God.

You go inside a painting and find a cute lonely NEET girl, set her on fire, then leave.

Dad helps aged son dying dreams come true.

Mischief Makers

Mgs4

xenoblade x

the end of the world is comin, but with the power of fewndship you'll save it, but you'll die after some days

toohoo

fallout new vegas?

Ratchet and clank

Persona 3.

You are the black guy, the black guy was the computer.

yume nikki, too easy

bioshock minerva den

lesbians

Easy mode, first game took place in los santos

Irisu syndrome. I have no idea how I didn't get this sooner.

yup, maybe that was too easy
let's try this one:
robot traps people and force them to kill each other.

yep

GTA V, what do I win?

A God in an old lady's skin tricks Death into possessing you, but Death forgot he was death and is a dick now. Go kill your army of alternate dimension clones, or take over the world, whichever. Also the redneck faggot and his stupid nothing of a sister turn out to be rad as fuck.

Devil Survivor

some bitch broke the royal crown and you have to go fix it

Soul Nomad and the World Eaters.

Also, the Demon Path was some amazing shit.

You go around killing people, ultimately because your dad was a terrible person to to his second family.

Dynasy warrior gundam?

It's a parade of dreams come true.

You throw rocks into holes to save the world and a bigger rock doesn't want that happen

A dicking, it was manhunt 2

No More Heroes.

Game ends abruptly after killing child.

Some little faggots are sent on a quest by the Church, but it turns out the Church is evil so the hero and his friends go kill a god with the power of friendship.

nope, try again

you resolve to find a guy, but instead you get a job and play videogames in your off time

Off?

6=0

You live in a dream and a big monster is terrorizing the world. Then you become more than just a dream and beat the monster. Who is also your dad.

You go underground and die repeatedly to a bird until you want to throw your keyboard in rage

You go from one place to another and then you put things back to their lame default

Ding

You get into a car accident while on vacation and end up killing an old woman

Eternal Sonata?

Kingdom hearts

...

Rocks come out of holes to eat pigs for no reason other than to cause shit, and you and your sidekick have to stop them from entering towns for three days.

nope

Persona 2. What a shit game.

You get chased by the big bad guys and then once you get to where you are you turn right around and kill the big bad guys

The game forces you to heroically sacrifice yourself for project when your friend could have saved the project without dying.

Make me

Of course.
youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o

You dig shit and fight robots at one point.

Dillons Rolling Western.

no

You stop a race of super soldiers, but the creators of the super soldiers just decide they got good data out of it, and you convince the governments of world to stop devloping a new super weapon, but they're just going to make it anyway. You are not very good at this.

Also either your sister dies, or your hot sister's sister goes literally retarded.

Cave Story?

nope

>mfw it's the entire fucking OST
>mfw it can be modded into the game

if you want a hint:
there is a gundham in the series, but it's not the one you're thinking

90% of the player base can see you though walls in this big game of cops and robbers.

Would those fruits be melons?

Danganronpa 2? Ultra Despair Girls?

yeah

Ouendan 1/2 and Elite Beat Agents

Crazed man journeys to stop even crazier man

Okay, user, that's it. I think you should leave

Your boyfriend/adopted brother drugs you and abandons you.

So a giant Orb comes to stay for awhile and everything's really great, but then zombies, space invaders, demons, and space marines also come and start dropping guns everywhere.

You kill a dragon and then kill yourself and become god and kill yourself again. Atleast that's what I think happened. That ending was fucky.

I can't believe someone took the time to do this.

>go on a date with some guy
>everyone gets set on fire
>you must kill supermutant woman

No one has guessed it yet.

Hint: the game has nothing to do with music

Your best friend shoots and kills your dad, but you don't know he's your dad until the sequel when it turns out he got better.

left for dead 2?

>someone took the time to make this

Majora's mask

Nah, you only kill yourself the once.

Breath of fire... 4 maybe?

You kill a bunch of innocent people and try to destroy the world but a cat can stop you

Dragon's Dogma

Man searches for daughter

You go around looking for you son, whose name is Jason

Really? The last boss created all life, including the main character, didn't he? Wouldn't that make you an extension of himself?

>all those bonus tracks
>2:10:50

You die in the end of disc one and the rest of the game is an over the top fantasy sequence you're having as you're dying and slipping gently into the abyss.

FF8?

You kill a lot of Russians. A lot of Russians. Lots.

Heavy Rain

Man succeeds in rescuing his loved one but gets fucked over in the process

wolfenstein

>there still some people who think this is canon

Dota 2

You discover a cure for cancer. The cure kills cancer and also everything else. All ends are bad.

Hotline Miami

cmon, this should be piss easy

Alan Wake?

I didn't notice those, lmao. Nice.

Modern Warfare 2

You go back home and kill your dads

A dog hires you to kill a monkey

You become leader for a grand total of 10 seconds before appointing someone else and running away with your daughter

You spend the entire game running away from naked guys with no eyes
Then you find out you were dead all along

>2:21:03

second clue i guess
You'd be a real joker if you spent money on this game

Shattered Memories

A gyaru AI tries to turn a bunch of crazed villains into copies of herself.

Holy shit, thats fantastic.

Yep

Final Fantasy X

>Five young people try and follow there hero and clean up crime
>everyone dies

You solve a load of spooky shit but it was all in the mind of a dying child.

Mammal with blue anime hair beats up diabetic dude with moustache for gathering animals for his new illegal robot pet store.

Everyone goes on a trip while the home gets renovated and then they have to beat up the people who renovated their homes while also being on a trip with them.

"Renovate" and "home" are used figuratively here.

And also there's dinosaurs.

sonic

Black ops?

Jews user

Saints Row IV?

A bald kid cries about shit until he realizes he is the demons.

drakengard 3

Binding of Isaac

Binding of isac?

Tales of graces f

Shemue

Alice: Madness Returns

Joust

Bioshock Infinite

Dark Cloud 2?

You kill a bunch of giants to revive satan so that he can bring your waifu back to laifu.

Little King's Story

Shadow of the Colossus

shadow of colossus
youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c

Shadow of the colossus

Yea

Drunk Mexican shoots demons with his Johnson. Get drunker to heal, stay out of the dark or be eaten by grue.

That was fast. I guess it was a little obvious.

You're an orphan moving to a comfy new house. Suddenly an ugly midget starts murdering all of your orphan friends.

Fight an underwear model for control of the MOON! Also stare at titties for power-ups.

Old fuckers hiring identical twins to fight over gravel

Team Fortress

Team Fortress 2?

Fight nazis, cavemen and literal shit to save your hot furry gf. All hail the king

You try to get an extremely rare and powerful item hoping to find a cure for your headache

Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Shadows of the Damned?

Ye

Correct!

Dark Souls

Off, but Innocent is a little strong

Yup.

..Persona 1?

using the power of spray paint you overthrow the corrupt government

Boy. Woof. Loli. Hero

You habe to fish 5 of everything

too easy you asshole

persona series
get the fuck out my face with that easy shit

Parasite eve?

Getting up?

You slay bodies

jet set radio?

You fight your way across three islands to confront your creator.

Hint 1: Shit saving system.
Hint 2: Special ending isn't canon unlike the rest of the trilogy

WRONG

Dont know enough about persona to know if this is a joke or not. But no

Co~rrect!

You want your shekels.

correct

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

You participate in a party and destroy your controller in the process.

Vice city

Monopoly

One way heroics?
Idk this is pretty hard it could be a lot of things. Hint?

Destiny?

Mario party

Also fucks up the palm of hand

The Federal Government makes you wish you voted Libertarian.

the entire first half of the game has nothing to do with anything and everything else that happens is the result of an idiot trying to overthrow society

you and other colored individuals like yourself travel through a pop up book to reach an evil fruit hoarding shota dragon

clocktower

Hint: loli breaks you out of prison

Yoshi's Story

Dante's inferno?

You and 3 others play as mechanics for the most fragile machine in the world, while the police enforce a strict noise law

Pocket Mortys

JET SET RADIOOOOOOO

>you suddenly become a hero and save the world everyday with a musical number

Yoshis Story

>Loli breaks you out of prison
definitely persona 2

correct

Any Wario game

He took it like a champ

youtube.com/watch?v=OIh6sXRM_yQ

Hotline Miami 2

Nah

You have to give a girl the chocolate.

You team up with a 3D to protect the virginity of your fellow weebs

After being helped by a merchant, you become the biggest mercenary leader of history.

Another hint: post is a timeline

Bladestorm?

You got it.

is it that zelda game where you turn into a wolf at some point?

You spend the entire game as an enslaved janitor
sometimes you take the janitor equipment off and have some quality gameplay
Hint OVERRULED
Hint No sign of your brother anywhere in this game for some reason
KYS if this doesnt help you hint You were framed

You kill the mother of all life on Earth and you get robbed of her treasure in the credits

Fuck it, that has to be it.

nope, Mount&Blade

hmmmmmmmmmmmm the persona games???

Yes, twilight princess :^)

righto friend o

Young lord fights corruption in empire, gets roasted

You rescue the baron's daughter by dousing her in your liquid.

The game is not pornographic at all.

Genealogy of the Holy War?

dynasty warriors

ye

>wander into forest
>find mysterious house
>try to go home
>your dad shoots you in the face

if you meant
then yes

Poplar is cute

you emergency land on a planet and eventually casually run into the origin of its apparent doom and destroy it

body harvest

Ontamarama?

Mgsv

An evil corporation accidentally wakes and ancient good, proceeds to push corporation's shit in the whole game

Space Channel 5?

Metroid Prime 2

An ancient evil has awoken

Battle tendency

>you fight other mechs on mars to stop the solar system from blowing up.

_no_

you crash land on a planet full of lizard men with no way home, but they are otherwise friendly to you

legend of krystal

ayyyyyyy

W-was i right?

ofcourse

Just Cause 3?

correct

You use your years of training as a child from a secret society that works to keep balance in the world to be a dickass thief instead and steal shit from rich assholes and abandoned places, you end up killing a god to save the world.

You have a very poor day at work and everyone is dead.

You stab a black man at the end, and then underage girls proceed to stab him

Half Life
Bioshock? But he's a goldface

Bioshock

Half life

you could more or less extend it to 2+ ep 1/2, the only sleep you get through all those games is from head trauma.

A gang member mole goes completely insane after loosing his only police contact, joins Illuminati and then, ironically, scores a job in the police.

eh, my mistake

Actually you're both wrong. I said EVERYONE
>Isaac goes to work to repair the Ishimura, and everyone but him dies.

You go and kill people that are having parties
and
You get imprisoned on an island run by cats

You jump around while electronic music plays

impossible game

BattleBlock Theatre

nah
correct

>Italian Mafia represses some Tibetans then turns into a dragon

nah
correct

nah
correct

you go through time and space, which eventually blows up the moon. All you wanted to do was go to the carnival.

>You wear a catchy orange sweater and collect circuit chips while blissfully forgetting how a black hole is swallowing earth

A street rat and a rag-tag band of misfits find proof of higher beings, then flip them off and go back home.

DDR

no
this one is kinda hard
should i give the answer?

>You jump through the air shooting red guys and apples

the world has already ended and you have to beat the bad guy who is immortal so the only way to beat him is to absorb his soul

You do this and reset the world but you slowly become corrupted by the bad guy's soul and you become the bad guy, ending the world again, only to later be beaten and absorbed by the next iteration of you, who will become the next bad guy and destroy the world and be defeated by the next version of himself.

and you do this forever

Jet force gemini

Drunk man yells dick at things for 6 hours, ruins local resort and gets into a fight with his equally sweary ex-boss.

Bulletstorm

Giant nerd goes on murder spree to be the best

Dark Souls 3

You shoot at people whenever you disagree with them.

He said poorly describe the plot.

every FPS

Guy goes somewhere to rescue girlfriend, she was dead all along.

pokemon

Furry tries to stop evil scientist from gathering pointed crystal dildos.

Dead Space

Nope
Yep

Spec ops the line

That was quick, let me try another one.

Humanity gets invaded by aliens, but the aliens are also humans with cooler robots than them. Space America wins with a small group of warriors who steal their robots and drive them off-world before the main army even arrives.

Yakuza

Killzone?

You murder and destroy quite literally an infinite amount of people to pay off your debt.

>villain knocks you into a coma and you use your dream to defeat him when you wake back up

>INVASION FROM SPACE
>GIANT ALIEN FLEET
>THEY SHOW NO MERCY !
>AND THEIR LEADER IS...

Nope! Older than that.

>every lala in animu is great
How does it happen?

Racist ayy lmaos take over the world and you fuck them up by killing their reality-warping giant cat robot

You go save your girlfriend but end up destroying and resetting the entire universe.

plumber man has to save a girl and rescue his kingdom but fails

Sonic?

other game

You save the universe by chopping off a tree.

Ahh ok , sonic heroes

nope, its not sonic

>It all returns to nothing

What other plumber characters is there? This is too hard...

Your family stops the bad guy

Dragon Quest V?

its made by the same people as a popular franchise, the game is underrated

After a long trip through africa you end up fighting an imprisoned god in hell. After you defeat him the most useless fuck in the entire game decides to become a goddess

You try to meet up with your friends and arrive at an agreed location, but despite being right next to eachother, you still can't see your friend.

Too easy
Gone home

People try to get out of a ship.

Wait are you telling me it's not mario?

GW: Nightfall

its not mario

You got it

You seat at the desk and push buttons

Oh shit dont know then. Maybe some wario/waluigi/luigi game?

its nothing to do with mario or nintendo, has more to do with piano wire

You save the internet by killing another sentient internet

Resident Evil Revelations?

Real life?

Very angry father

Bloodborne?

Hint: you are alone in the building

So real life then?

Here is the game, play it senpai

easier mode: you have no friends

also some of the endings are suicide, going insane and playing another game

Ahh never heard of it. Sorry for acting retarded. Might check it out

Incest saves the day

Fire Emblem 8?

whole island is infected with the zika virus and you bully people and are a fag

Yup

It's either the baldie, the normal looking fellow, the corpse or you who'se gonna rule

Far Cry 3

If you love it, you deserve it

New Vegas

aye

ODing on drugs shows you the world for how it truly is

this game is out????

EFF
KAY
IN
THE COFFEE

a band of friends defeats a talking tree from destroying the world.

Memes aside, this is Stanley Parable.

you go collect shards to restore parts of the world

>a band of friends defeats a talking tree, preventing it from from destroying the world.

fucking incomplete rewrites.

correct

thirty-something white grumbly soldier not so boring after getting awesome psychic powers

Get stranded in a planet. Father dies. then find out your a video game character.

no

Gta iv?

is that ff5

You fight bad guys and slowly build a list of characters you met (including the bad guys), which powers you up somehow. You save the world but get a bad ending, so some god/alien bird thing revives you and sends you to the past and you do it all over again until you get the true ending by finding secret events that you didn't get to see in the "first" playthrough.

yeah.

REMOVE ALTO

You and your ex-best friend go medieval on each other via high-altitude jousting over vigorous Spanish guitar after he kills your replacement best friend with a fucking laser.

The Queen couldn't actually talk to dead people

Sonic games

Portal (secret ending)

Two Spanish birds become cross with each other

You have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on at all times.

You were the invisible friend all along. It was the fat guy and his dog was telling him what to do.

ay

Deadly Pee

No, pretty close though. Different system

Good man

Nobody suspects the blind old man with COMPLEX MOTIVES

Final Fantasy 12

Rock of Ages

You're pretending to be someone else to impress a girl you like and you have to kill your former idol because he's being an edgelord

Final Fantasy: Let's Mosey Edition

Crash?

You do the same thing 5 times thinking you're doing good but doing the opposite while everyone in the entire game tells you to stop but you keep going.

nier

Bingo

Wrong, unless nier had this same story too. Never played it

>Bad guy uses magic crystals for power
>They start disappearing
>Bad guy tries to fix that by using time travel
>You and your catgirl mother must stop him

Drakengard

Singularity

Irisu Syndrome

also

>normalfags

nigga the boy would kill rabbits and offer her their heads because he loved it

recettar?

Computer programs escape the virtual world, travel to the sun, and tell it to stop being mean.

>you kill your sibling and proceed to cry like the little bitch you are

ill give you a hint, its NOT Mother 3

Dark Souls

or Ib if you pick one of the fag endings

Nocturne

Big brother government hunts a twink and his popstar gf

Everything is good and you burn things. Then it get worse and you stop burning things. The world is fucked.

Close.

Mother

Silent Hill Homecoming?

is it one of the spinoffs? only played mainline smt

Off

nope

dangan rumpus

none of the plot fucking matters because the second game retcons it all because it was all a dream

Yes.

What would be an "Imperishable Night"?
A night that never ends?

thats the pretty much the main conflict of the game

Yes, that's exactly it.

Digital Devil Saga?

An old guy in another dimension tells van helsing to kill furries. Suddenly, Cthulhu shows up.

Deface public property with your friends while a nigger cheers you on

Go back in time to prevent the end of the world.

>you are a secret agent working for (((the US government))) but then you get redpilled by your brother and smash the state

Danganronpa 2: Electronic Junkoloo

Yup.

Persona 4

Dragon tells you to help her friends out and then she dies but you go through the most bullshit afterstory dungeon in existence to bring her back to life
Easy mode: dragon has hips

>kill people
>get money
>revelations and shit
>kill final guy

G.I. Joe pushes a truck

You aren't who you think you are for almost the whole game, you filthy animal.

Fallout 4
The greatest fallout ever

You go with your friends and play music around cities but then you find out the pianist is literally robot hitler.

The feelings you feel in a video game are just as real to you and just as important as anything you feel in a "real" experience

Rune Factory 4?

ye

God Eater 2

Ghost trick?

some stuff happens

You donate to the best girl and go on a rock n' roll trip to America

Final Fantasy XIII

No, that would be stopping the end of the world by causing the end of the world. With a musical number.

Final Fantasy Type 0

12 year old niece helps old chinese man destroy evil green dragon

you steal a blue haired fag's ballsack and run around trying to stop him from putting his remaining balls into other peoples "towers".

Bravely Default

you stop robots from killing humans because they want to stop humans from killing humans

Jackie Chan adventures.

some asshole with gelled hair shot you and now you're pissed

touhou 14

correct

Mask wants you to kill big guys because some chick's life is extremely painful

Fucking Dodonpachi

Source?

You fall down a pit, fight angels, demons, and monsters until you find god dying at the bottom of the hole, who then tells you that the other playable character is jesus and kicks you out

A mask is magically glued to your face and it takes two sequels that came out a decade after the original game(and has a different protagonist) for fans to see the guy's face without the mask on.

You win by killing all the heroes.

7 year old gets rused by an old man and the old man's sister has to fix everything by singing.

underwater ray romano?

Dungeon Keeper
Wizardry 4

sheeit nigga got it in 1

crash bandicoot

super mario strikers

Your girlfriend gets superaids and kills your best friend, but you're an idiot, so you go save her anyway.

TEGAN DID NOTHING WRONG REMOVE ALTO

...

MC's family gets killed repeatedly and in different ways while he sits around playing chess with a person he hates but loves.

>take a dagger
>die

seacats

devil daggers
what's your best time, user?

315, yours?

The gods in the world were actually just normal people, and the whole game is spent doing their bidding until you kill one of them and go to sleep for 100 years.

200 something. Fucking how?

DOOM

meant for

Practice. I'm in the top 500 players, gonna try and get to the top 100.

What are you having trouble with?

Party Hard

>monster musume op thread lived to 500 posts.

Welp, i guess on Cred Forums anniversary everything goes.

multiracial organization protect the world by killing each other

You have such a strong inferiority complex about your mother that you gain superpowers and kill her. And then Satan. Or yourself.

Beats me, I just get overwhelmed. I honestly haven't played a lot of shooters excepting TF2 and Half-Life

Ok pretty easy one:

Yiu are a though guy, but then your enemy kill your pet bunny, and you become the encarnation of rage.

>Everyone is a flat earther.
>The world is round
>A living Amibo is trying to destroy the world
>Your dad used to be the leader of the mafia, but they used to be a good mafia
>You destroy the dumb Amiibo, brainwash the mob into thinking they're actors, tell everyone that the world is round, and turn the mob's secret base into a museum