Brb

that's trips...

Stupid newfag

Yup! You can also get 7.

ch-ch-ch-checked

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ITT: Newfag derails thread

The thread wasn't that good anyway.

did you rike it

hai

>"brb door"
>last online: 692 days ago

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What was it called again?

hai hai kojima san

>logging off to answer the door

>Comes back
>Sorry, bro, want to continue our game?

>brb
>their mic is left on

>*FLUUUUSH*

>Audible argument with family member

>hear them talking to themselves

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What was that one streamer that forgot to end the stream and streamed himself having sex with his wife on the bed in the background?

>brb
>*SLAM*
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

I googled "halloween movie 3d vampire pizza"

youtube.com/watch?v=DP1MjOPTg64

>not fapping to the noises

>rl explains strat
>can hear gunshots in the background
>"is everything alright dude"
>"yea don't worry"

xvideos

video23214285/gamer_girl_nova_patra_caught_masturbating_by_www.ohfree.net

Spooky Aunt-In-Law

>Playing with random someone
>We have active conversation on tactics and such
> Rando agree's and is like "okay lets do it" on everything I come up with
>Rando: "Hey man brb"
>"this guy is a fucking idiot" I hear after he puts head set and mic down
>feels bad
>log off in embarrassment

>you will never befriend a gay skeleton

OH SHIT GET

KOJIMAAAAAAAAA

>CN doesn't air scary godmother anymore

i miss it

i hope Cred Forums does a movie night

What the fuck is wrong with the way she talks? Is she drunk? Does she have brain problems? Do autists like being talked to like that?

So, before I start, I will admit I'm a huge fucking faggot..

>playing game with friend
>he says brb
>notice he left his mic on
>hear wet noises and what sounds like moaning
>get really horny and decide to jack off to it
>cum as his moaning gets louder
>he comes back 5 minutes later
>"sorry man, I have food poisoning"
>I jacked off to a guy throwing up

This is what I get for being a degenerate.

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pics or it didn't happen

B-but the sound of vomit hitting water and wet meat slapping wet meat is completelly different.
Are you lying, user? Why would you lie?

Holy shit

>brb
>mic is left on
>screaming and then silence

I have seen this happen to multiple people

There was a poker streamer forgot to turn it off when he went to fap to some rape porn I think

kek

Source?

>Last online: 666 days ago.

I used to jack off while chatting with folks on Skype all the time.

Something about the possibility of them finding out made me do it for months.

>did this while playing an MMO with one hand
>in a 24 person group
>my group asking me what's going on and why I'm not playing as well
I don't even know why I thought it was a good idea, but it was fun.

dont worry about it man, a lot of lonely depressing fucks play games and are really hard to talk to. what kind of fuck gets to the point where they are that passive aggressive? he's a weak ass piece of shit who would be devastated if he found out you heard him, i hope you didn't carry on playing with him after that

I think i'll take that 7 for myself

holy shit this is too real to make up, those noises would sound exactly like some weird sexual shit if you decided to listen with only your dick

have fun with developing your vomit fetish pal!

Stay golden, Cred Forums

>friend's headphone and mic cables are long enough that he can take a piss and stay in discord
>he does as often as possible

i miss those wireless xbox 360 headsets man, nothing like hearing your friends piss splash directly in your ear holes

my friends and i would typically leave it on even if taking a shit, and would describe consistency and smell in real time.

I took a dump while playing Uno on XBL once. Couldn't see shit but I still won.

My friends and I do this all the time

That's hot.

I used to do this when I had a g970.
>piss
>shit
>do dishes
>talk w/ family
Was gr8

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoyed those movies?

>miss an invite to a game from a friend because I was in the bathroom and don't see it
>never talks to me or invites me to a game again

Me and my friends have xbones. One lives in a shitty studio apartment his toilet is like 10 steps away no doors. We always hear him pissing he takes the whole headset withhim. Sometimes we get to accompany him on a shit

That's what I did. Now my online friend circle is cozy as fuck

I remember I got real drunk and watched the marathon of all these movies on cartoon network

what a ride

>forgot

>yfw you realize he was a skeleton in the closet

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wtf

I can forgive you if said friend is cute.

>playing csgo
>some faggot starts playing cp over the mic for 10 mins and no one mutes him
>feel disturbed the entire day

Why didn't you mute him?

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