Anarchists with iphones and designer clothing

Or leather.

That's actually a pretty good representation of the millennial Occupy protester.

I hope you're not mentioning it like it's a problem

>Limo
>Driven by a chauffeur who probably hates his life and needs the money to support his family.

>Police car
>Driven by an Iraq War veteran and had to struggle with depression while waiting for the VA to finally return his calls.

>News van
>Driven by a bunch of interns and technicians who are fresh out of college and get treated like dirt by the big shots.

Why are anarchists so stupid?

>woops, i hacked my pc

I like the guy in the back on the right who is clearly sick of their shit.

Their level of arrogance, WHACKY attitude, and "banter" annoy the shit out of me.
I hope some of them die horribly at some point

Wish we could play as some kind of freelance agent hired by a corporation or the government to track them down

It'll be a problem for you when you get gang-raped by teenage Muslim girls, and two of them get pregnant and you're forced to marry them under Sharia law.

>it's not going to be a semi-deconstruction of that like Mr Robot
>it's going to be completely sincere
this will be the cringiest game ever made

They think anarchy is a good, sustainable idea

>Black woman who wear neon colored clothes

That makes my dick rock solid for some reason. Theres something so entrancing about it.

Hello XD I'M tHe peNGUiN oF DOOM totaLLY RAndOM XD O_0!!!1

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Is Steve Buscemi in this game?

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>Gang raped by Muslim women
I'd like to see them try.

Mr. Robot is frequently cringey and often hamfistedly sincere, so you're not setting the bar too high.

has a man ever been gang raped by girls, I mean I have never heard of such a thing, if you have an instance of it happening id be curious as to the circumstances?

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You're taking it at face value if you think Elliot's monologues are even semi-sincere.

I wish they where pulling a ruse where you are some shit stain who learns that his actions have consequences and that the millennial protester is fucking retarded. But this is ubi where are talking about. I can't think of the last time they had a good story with out Le Epic Underdog fighting evil big bad. Black fag was there one and only time they did not drop the ball.

russian women prison had some stories about 1 case

dick blood flow was stopped for few hours...gangrene

She's fucking holding the soldering iron by the metal. If that was on then she'd know it.

It's more than the dialogue, user.

>walk through suspiciously dim alley way in Dubai
>surrounded by a pack of Muslim women with lewd clothing
>they all pull out AKs, tie you to a pole, forcefully get your dick hard, and make you inseminate each of them
Wouldn't be hard desu senpai baka

Man, that'd be great.
>Bunch of different "gangs" in the game
>One of them is this group of hipsters getting way over their head
Maybe make them DIVERSE so people couldn't claim that devs are picking on PoC.

This screenshot screams of "this is shit for teenagers".

I see no problem with that, their target audience is 12-16 years old kids.

If you are going to play it as 18-25+ adult and expect it to be suitable for you then you are mentally challenged.

Also
>the designer clothing they wear made in sweatshops in poorer countries
>laptops and cell phones contain minerals from war-torn regions in Africa.

I'll just punch them.

but outside of the bubble of Elliot's mind, the millenial OWS proletariat revolutionary shit is portrayed as incredibly incompatible with reality, their big plan to remove denbts has fucked the entire world up.

Have you ever made a post that wasn't full of autism? I mean I have never heard of such a thing, if you have an instance of it happening I'd be curious as to the cirumstances

She's also soldering the wrong side of the board, letting the hot tip touch anotehr component, and has no solder in her other hand.

This bitch has never been in a workshop.

>This thread

>they hit you with the butt of one of their rifles, knocking you unconscious
You've now given them absolute reign over your body, considering orgasms are governed by your spinal cord.

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Really causes my neural cells to depolarise by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of serotonin at key moments of sensory input.

the thing about this picture that always gets me is the fucking trash can robot. how many mental backflips does it take for a once-normal person to think that thing looks anything but hilariously stupid?

hacknet is alright

kung fu power of aushum

>has a man ever been gang raped by girls

At school a group of black girls used to bully me, verbally and physically, one day they cornered me and a girl named Latifa backed her ass up on me and started grinding and moaning lewd dialogue presumably from a music video, "Give it to me baby" and stuff like that.

I ended up ejulating in my pants. The next day they she did it again, then the next, it was a game to her. The other students and even the assistant gym coaches started calling me "Hump" as in "dry-hump"

>hang them with their ropes etc

the twist is the big bad aka trump is hiding inside it

capitalism is bad meanwhile I live a privalaged life with all these products courtesy of centuries of capitalism

I'm envious

user why isn't everything targeted at me? I'm a special boy and the world should revolve around me!

>they all pull out AKs, tie you to a pole, forcefully get your dick hard, and make you inseminate each of them
Stop i'm not ready to be responsible for others! How do we stop these lewd muslim women from turning us into men?

There are valid criticisms of capitalism, but if you buy whatever the hell you want, don't give a rat's ass where it comes from, and still pretend to have moral superiority by promoting socialist bullshit, you can go fuck yourself.

>fucking trash can robot

It's based on a real robot security model

telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/07/13/robot-security-guard-knocks-over-toddler-at-shopping-centre/

It's rated M for Mature, user. 18+ is by default the target audience.

how long did she grind on you before you ejaculated?

I can see some 30 something cop chasing these kids down in a youtube video and just beating the fuck of them them while more cops pile on top. 1 of them would be screaming "BRO STOP I'M A FREE INHABITANT STOP" and the girl would be screaming rape as they were thrown into the back of a patrol car.

they really want the 14 year old boy market

Let me guess, you think owning a smartphone is mindless indulgence

what kind of hacker device is that hat?

Not him, but yes, actually: Very rarely do you actually NEED one.

>anti-capitalism is a vow of poverty

Kill yourself, liberal.

It is if your end goal is Monarchy. Since anarchy will naturally lead into Feudalism, and Feudalism leads into Monarchy, I view anarchy as a means to an end.

I'm gonna need some more details user.

>If you are going to play it as 18-25+ adult and expect it to be suitable for you then you are mentally challenged.
Yet you watch anime

Fucking cunt could have just paid a little attention to her retarded toddler

That's fine then, I'm talking about the people hwo see anarchy as their end.
I never said that, but this is clearly bait so what do I care.

What's wrong with this except his stupid face?

TECHNOLOGY

I don't know, but it was long enough for her friends to start filming it on their phones. A time went on my stamina increased and she'd grind on me for like 10 minutes.

I rarely watch anime now, less than 3 titles / year basically. If I'm lucky to find something with non-retarded story / characters and directing.

That automatically excludes generic seasonal shit that Cred Forums watches.

I still save webms and images though, see no problem with that as I like the animation or context.

Real books and literature is way more entertaining for me now, I wish I'd read more educational books rather than just fiction though.

But if it replaces a computer, house phone, tv, internet connection, and provides entertainment, I'd say it's not a worthless indulgence. It's an option

I havent paid for cable, phone, or internet at home since i got my first smartphone with unlimited data and netflix. What was almost 200 bucks a month is now 80 and it never leaves my side.

People just do it wrong

Well good luck getting a dumbphone, most stores won't even sell them.

>phone
>replacing computers or TVs

Not an argument.

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not a hetero

you're credulous enough to concur with the view that communism would lead to neo-feudalism, and i'm the one showing bad faith lol

>Nigger and """Muslim""" front and center

I wonder who could be behind this...

>"The robot hit my son's head and he fell face down on the floor. The robot did not stop, it kept moving forward,"
did she expect it to stop and apologise?

At least you guys aren't Libertarians...right?

Its an accurate depiction of San Franciscans. They see themselves as anti-establishment but they are statist as fuck with everything they do.

>2016
>playing a single game with a nigger or female protagonist

Why would anybody do this? Lets hope Trump fixes vidyas too.

anarchists most assuredly are libertarians

I'd just borrow this game from a friend and see what's up.

>neon colored clothes
>while she wears black and white

user i suppose you should go to a doctor tomorrow and check your fucking eyesight

Did you take out your ds after a while? Would get boring to be perpetually grinded on without being to act out. Entertaining yourself would be the only choice.

If you're supposed to be a group of secretive hackers doing illegal vigilante work, why would you dress in clothing that announces those things, and why would you conduct your activities using devices that can track your location and all of your personal information in real time without you knowing?

I get that it's supposed to value "style" and "coolness" over practicality like most video games, but in this context all it does is make the hackers look really stupid and naive.

> Do gooder 17 year old's Power Fantasy: The Game

This is why I will never buy a Ubisoft game ever again

>did she expect it to stop and apologise?

No smart guy, she expected it'd should have the capacity to realize it's colliding with something and to stop.

bruh fuck tha white devil

If the text was "fuck SJWs", it would literally be Cred Forums.

I'm an authoritarian.

That said, Libertarian didn't used to mean Anarchist.

>Trump's gonna remove hot femme fatale's from my games
wtf i love hilldog now

>you dont need a phone
hahhah
still living in your parents basement?

I was never bored.

Thread outsider here. I had to barge in just to make this post because you are being obscenely retarded.

Are you aware that your beliefs are significantly more fedora than the normie belief that smartphones can replace those things?

Because depending on your smartphone for everything is very much not fedora.

Are you aware of how fucking stupid you are right now?

These questions that you don't need to answer, but really should ask yourself deeply.

But she's saying it didn't stop AFTER hitting the son you retard

lol, shut the fuck up autist.

>This post

Good thing Cred Forums is a bunch of people acting stupid on the internet about videogames and not someone trying to present themselves as an artist making hard hitting social commentary.

and people still say that God is capable of loving every one of us

you dont understand how regular people operate.

BUT WHERES THE SOLDER WIRE!?

ironic post

wow guys is 2016 and your so stupid too realize they jailbreaked the phones ?

Can I shoot civilians in this game? Can I shoot guns while inside buildings in this game?

I don't know why I'm asking, I already know the answer is probably "No" because they won't want people shooting up the gay bars.

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I'm pretty sure the post you replied to is in the same vein as the "I am silly" comic.

>a bunch of teenagers and NEETs on the internet
vs
>a fatass piece of shit IRL

whats wrong with white people?

Because they're KOOKY AND ZANEY WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH WOWIE ZOWIE *Robot makes XD face*

I wish more games did mean spirited Evil routes. Shit where you kill "good" characters like these guys

see

>Quicktime events where you try not to get raped
>Small titted, Flat assed, trashy hair in a ponytail
>Third person cover-based shooter

What a tragedy it would be to loose these """""femme fatales""""".

>But she's saying it didn't stop AFTER hitting the son you retard

I misread her account and thought it hit her son and kept moving forward, shoving him along the floor, it'd be reasonable to expect a robot to be programmed to emergency brake as soon as it registers an impact.

Sorry :-)

deys da devil

>Suc section

Everything according to Tumblr.

>SMARTphone
Learn to read

WAT
GAEM????

That really blasts my brain

whoa

When I see skull clothes I think of middle school

You're literally just mad that she isn't Angelina Jolie anymore.

hitman blood money

Make me.

Glad to know you're a pathetic memespouting retard like I guessed.

It's okay to criticize capitalism. It's not perfect.

But to say capitalism can be replaced is laughable at best.

The lord YAKUB spent 100 million years hand crafting the earth for our brothers and sisters, BUT then the WHITE MAN was spawned from the loins of sin, greed and gluttony plague them from birth, their crooked hands polluting the greatness that our lord YAKUB had toiled for, then the white DEVILS enslaved our brothers, pacifying our soul and calcifying our pineal glands

It literally says it ran the kid over

hello /brit/

Kek

cringe

Hitler had one of the best economies working and he was both anticapitalist and anti-communist.

I know that hurts your brain because you think you can only either be full AnCap or NKVD Communist but there are other things.

But that's wrong, faggot. I was describing 3 different games at once because they are all that fucking terrible.

Go eat some more generic AAA excrement, you fucking baby.

FOY

/brit/ is for poofter normies, you should be ashamed.

marx was basically saying in capital that communism would replace capitalism in a more organic fashion.

at least at a macro-macro-level.

LEL

LE CRINGE XD

UR SOOOOO FUNNY

well now at least he is self aware

calm down you cringey fucker.

>Three
???

>Quicktime events where you try not to get raped
Tomb Raider
>Small titted, Flat assed, trashy hair in a ponytail
Tomb Raider
>Third person cover-based shooter
...Gears?

Also lmao. What games do YOU enjoy then, you cultured gentleman, you?

He was anti-capitalist but his economy was still capitalist. People bought and sold goods and services based on supply and demand and other market forces.

Which doesn't work once you factor in human greed, which leftists are always complaining about anyways.

before I saw a trailer for the game, I thought that thing on the left was like an iron maiden type armor for some techno-cripple, like Timmy's costume in the superhero south park episodes

That sounds fucking awesome, I get to have a Muslim orgy and then get to have those forever for the rest of my fucking life, as well as the support of my Arab brethren?

Would fucking love if they actually managed to turn it around and do what you said. The MC could even come to terms with it, finding his own place in the world or risk going to prison where none of his haxor skills can help.
And then, when I start getting excited, I remember this is Ubisoft.
The characters will do illegal, immoral shit and the game will hail them as heroes, or at best anti-heroes when they should be portrayed as either villains or, better yet, incompetent kids who think that they know how the world works just because they're tech literate.

anarchists are like a more extreme version of libertarians

alright lets see left to right
> edgy as fuck faggot with a emoticon mask
>MC who looks like the character from the first game except black and with sneaker/timbs hybrid
> Diversity character with a scarf over her head for modesty but wearing short shorts, also yawn
> ex employee at geek squad
well it looked bad in the trailers and it looks bad now

>quicktime event where you try not to get raped
>tomb raider
what happens if you fail it?

I think you just get choked out

too bad

You know, you are right, but posting an anime webm with it isn't really helping your case.

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>So you're saying that he claims he dindu nuffin? He's mad that he got labeled a criminal, so he became a criminal to prove us wrong?

>hiphop hackers
>muslim hacker in booty shorts

shut up le douche

The idea behind this game would work so much better if the main character was an athletic gunman dude with no skills, who joins with a tech engineer friend so that the "Hacking" aspect is al ot more believable, since the fat nerd friend would be doing it for the player.

But no the mc has to be fast and minority and a gun expert and a xXhackerXx and my dad and works at nintendo PREORDER NOW

What's the issue with this?
The game's gonna be terrible and pushes pop political agendas way too much, but the aesthetic itself is fine.
A goofy retrofuturistic 1337 Hax0rz game would be pretty sweet.

I bet the villain is actually the good guy. He tries to have a civilized discussion with the protagonist, and the protagonist just punches him in the face as a response. What a fucking asshole.

>A goofy retrofuturistic 1337 Hax0rz game would be pretty sweet.
this isnt futuristic or goofy. its literally set in the present and all the technology is present, and multiculti tokenism isnt goofy, its just boring.

>Serbian
>good
lol

>Real books and literature is way more entertaining for me now, I wish I'd read more educational books rather than just fiction though.Anonymous
Real literature HAHAAHAH and he posts fucking sci fi HAHAAHAHA

The game looks like fashion trends stopped in the mid 80s. They should crank that up.
>Bitching about brown girls in shorts

I'm all up for a-hole heroes but in this circumstance the protags are a bunch of a-holes and none of the hero

Holdon, since when shutterstock has the rights to that photo, it was taken on my UNI for an ad and then it got rejected

Its this legal?

This too will pass, user.

>Kebab
>removed

To be fair most hacker "activist" groups irl are just shitheads with no friends anyway.

The only media that has correctly portrayed political anarchy was season 3 and 4 of Legend of Korra, where the anarchist got btfo after a Dictator dedicated to order rose in the wake of the chaos he made.

The thing is that it was controlled capitalism, also called 'state capitalism' to an extent to ensure the Government had the absolute final say on the economy whilst companies could still work freely within to cater to their base of consumers.

This prevents the Democratic failure of 'lobbying' and other money involvement in politics - although that's not to say corruption would no longer be an issue.

>can't make a counter argument

Need help, child?

>People still can't tell this shit is largely tongue in cheek

First thing the hipster in the middle says when he meets the dude on the left is that he looks like a creepy motherfucker on his way to shoot up a school. Girl on the right literally moans about dudes constantly staring at her on the street and how she needs a head dress to feel covered from their eyes and he then points out her ass cheeks are spilling out of her fucking hotpants. This is literal in-game dialogue.

This shit is intentionally retarded as satire of the fucking stereotypical rich kid bay area fucks who bitch about their conservative parents in Starbucks all day while yacking it up about how progressive they are while wearing clothes made in sweatshops and using electronics made with conflict materials some poor dumb bastard in Africa literally died over while mining them out of the ground.

The game looks like fucking dogshit anyway but Jesus Christ try watching even five minutes of the literal hours of preview gootage and it's clear as day that it at least has the common decency not to take itself seriously.

The movie hackers does it right. This is just bad. Saying you're doing something for comedic effect does not immediately make you immune to criticism.

It's fine to still shit on it but Jesus it triggers my autism to see people doing so without actually understanding what it is.

>It literally says it ran the kid over

it knocked him over, "ran over" would mean the wheels went over him, which isn't possible as it's too low to the ground.

>First thing the hipster in the middle says when he meets the dude on the left is that he looks like a creepy motherfucker on his way to shoot up a school. Girl on the right literally moans about dudes constantly staring at her on the street and how she needs a head dress to feel covered from their eyes and he then points out her ass cheeks are spilling out of her fucking hotpants. This is literal in-game dialogue.
i hope this is true, but i doubti t

t. "counter-culture" anarchist freedom fighter

Implying I didn't already pre order the Return of Dedsec super huge collectors edition from the Ubisoft Store.

If I was a security robot, I'd run the kid's bitch ass over too.

I give no fucks.

How Do You Do Fellow Kids: The Game.

Return of the Dedsec super huge dildo preoder

I'd love it if halfway through the game your hideout gets discovered and whoever the bad guy is just send in a team of guys and they just blow the shit out of half the crew. No milenial hacker kids tricks can stand up to a couple of guys with Rifles.

You and your crew all have guns as well m8

Sauce on the webm plz

youtube.com/watch?v=-XMg0bCU1P8

>3D Printan
>Cell Phone Appan
>Drone Flyan

Kindof disappointed how this thread went full basement neckbeard and disregarded this game just because of the normie hipster aesthetic of the characters. Sometimes, you just have to sell out and exploit the same game the normsters play just to be ironic because otherwise you would be a basement virgin convinced that you are right while the world is telling you that you are wrong. For example, taking a selfie of yourself outside drinking Starbucks while commenting about the latest good news on the fight against global warming just fucking works nowadays and will score you normie-cred which is like social currency. I don't understand why people continue to be socially poor for the sake of being "right" when conforming for success is easier than doing what ads tell you to do.

I had no idea why people were talking about robots i thought it was a vehicle like the van and cop car at a glance.

what an autistic post

Are you implying that there is a contradiction here? There isn't.

I'm an Eurasian boy at an international school in a developing nation. The thing is we Eurasian boys rank at the very bottom of the racial-social totem-pole at this school. We are constantly being beat up. The European boys like to organize boxing exhibitions in which we are forced to fight against big African bucks, wearing nothing but our briefs. We are constantly humiliated and emasculated in front of the Eurasian girls.

Since we Eurasian boys are supposed to have little boy bodies, we aren't allowed to wear boxer shorts. Back in America, I used to sag my shorts all the time, gangsta ghetto style. Now I'm humiliated wearing these boy-panties. And these bully thugs are not above stripping our Eurasian hairless bodies to our underwear, right in front of the Eurasian girls, to make sure we aren't sneakily wearing boxer shorts.

wow you know, that comment really wasn't very interesting.

>it's just a prank bro!

My high functioning autism has nothing to do with this.

nah it's cool bro jeremy over there jailbroke our iphones, we're so fucking street

Uhhh, Cred Forums loves SJW's. What are you on about?

the watchdog kind of anarchist is not anti-capitalist, anti-capitalism is his consumer identity

Is this the game where one of the characters looks like Jim Sterling/his "wife"? I'm not even quoting wife as a cuck meme, I legitimately think his "wife" is actually just him crossdressing.

cringe

>ethical consumption
>under capitalism

nice meme

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>Really tickles those neurons, doesn't it?

Worst forced meme yet

>ethics

nice meme

Has nobody noticed the compass and square symbol?

nope

girls, girls

>brainlet getting madby the fact he has to activate his cranial almonds for once

spookman pls

what game is this?

Actually, real socialism has never been tried before.

expecting class consciousness on Cred Forums

Show me a meme that isn't forced, you dip

What the fuck was this guy's problem?

whos that guy in the image,ikari?

Yes, there was a case of some slav bitch kidnapping a guy, force feeding him Viagra and then raping the shit out of him. It was just one girl though.

kys spook

Max Stirner.

The worst hitman game.

what did he mean by this?

>hijabi dressed like a slut
>hijabi anarchist -- doesn't want the sharia
absolutely haram. abu, get the rocks.

Who the fuck is Max Stirner?

Max "The doom of occidental culture" Stirner

google can tell you

>laptop contains minerals
Wew laddy

German philosopher who outlined voluntary egoism.

>Thinks she's holding true to cultural customs
>Completely ignores the point of the hijabi, shows off her hair and face and dresses skimpy.

God I hate this planet

>if you purchase things that i don't like you're a big meanie
WEW

Get some reading comprehension fuckboi.

I just cant connect it to the first one at all besides the whole hacking mechanic.
Like I played the first one a bit, and the PC had this noir looking, hacker vigilante thing going on, looking for revenge and shit from what I remember.
This is like, the complete opposite of that now.

Is she actually Arab/Muslim?

Or is she just wearing it to look different

It takes place in San Francisco. They had to represent the faggotry inherent in that city somehow.

By this very same logic, anyone who has ever used the Stalin line cannot criticize stalinism, and anyone who used the Autobahn cannot criticize the nazis.

>wearing a hijab to cover her head
>while wearing shorts
I don't think Ubisoft even know who they're pandering to. Having the legs showing completely defeats the purpose of the hijab.

Is this bait?

Wearing a baseball cap, but not ever playing baseball completely defeats the purpose of a baseball cap

Maybe she's just wearing cuz she can

This may surprise some of you, but you can be vegan and eat all the steak you want.

This thread is a trainwreck.
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As said she's clearly not a practicing muslim since her legs are showing, it makes no sense to wear a hijab and shorts. They're meant to cover everything, not just their heads.

That's correct.

No it doesn't you dumb shit, baseball caps act as a visor to shield your eyes from the sun, they have a purpose outside of baseball. Hijabs have no purpose outside of islamic doctrine.

It's not, you better sue for them moniz, it's been used multiple times on articles and you better bring the original file with you.

[RUN THE JEWELS INTENSIFIES]

>Wearing your cap the boring way

>Not trying to be cool

Someone call the Doctor, daleks just got upgraded.

They're really "fighting the system" Huh...

not being a communist

>wearing your cap the retard way.
at least its not full retard.

Care to explain how iphones and designer clothing aren't allowed by Anarchism? Isn't it just absence of government?

you can just hear that meat sizzle

>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKWHITEWHITEWHITEWHITEWHITEPEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLE
What did she(?) mean by this?

>muslim terrorist girl

poor taste ubisoft

aren't they a french dev?

Reminder that if you criticize anything about this game, you're racist.

White People ruined backwards and sideways hat wearing so black people reclaimed wearing it normally.

What's the guy on the left's name?
Spike?

OP is a retard, you dip. Why are you talking to him like he doesn't have a handler?

Ubisoft Montreal is, I don't know about all the other dev teams they have.
>poor taste
It's realistic, kek. Although I'm sure she'd be stoned before she even got some action for dressing like a slut.

You're a fucking faggot, go suck some cocks somewhere else you double nigger

I'm a hacker as fuck, but I don't dress like that.
wtf ubisoft?

It's going to be the video game version of Rent.
>"Hey guys, I bought this area and I'm planning on developing. Here's a large amount of notice in regards to when this is happening. I know homeless people are using the area to camp in but it's just not safe."
>"FUK U MAN, YOU'RE A SELL-OUT Y SHUD I PAY RENT I KNO PPL WHO GOT AIDS YOU'RE JUST MEAN HAHA MY LESBIAN EX MOONED U TAKE THAT JERK."
>Receives 10/10s because gay people are in vogue and it's got an AIDs death.

There's definitely going to be a homo character that can't go 10 minutes without telling you he's a homo.

Anarchist hackers are like the most contradictory anarchists ever because their entire lives revolve around pointless technology created entirely for entertainment and making capitalistic drudgery more efficent- at the cost of the third world.

Basically that whole cast should be given swirlys until they die.

I like the shirt the second dude from the left is wearing.

>I'm a hacker as fuck

Teach me your ways, oh wise one. I am only slightly less hopeless with technology than the average computer user and I want to be better than that.

The same way you get better at everything else, practice.

Laughed harder than I should've

>I'm hacker as fuck
aka: I just learned how to dual boot Ububtu

I know people who are this fucking stupid and still go to university

What's Uplink?

This game looks like a bad date.

Is she a muslim?

Nothing much dawg, howabout you?

>Literally know anarchist activists
>They are all poorfags from abusive families.
>Hence why they rage against the system so hard.

Pic related to what Anarchists actually look like.

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You missed the opportunity to post a picture of link.

One fucking job..

better dead before red

>The gay community is just as shallow as it looks

no shit, fuck ubisoft games.

Post the screencap

Don't cha know?
The most arousing part of a women is the side of her head!
A good Muslim women ALWAYS stays modest by covering up the sides of her head.
Whats that? The rest of her body? Don't be ridiculous, you one of those non-ear-fetish gays?

Just like real life

>that light bulb
TOPEST OF KEKS

it's aimed at SJWs

Amagi midriff park

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>Vagina bones
This is my fetish.

>Characters look stupid
>Expect to read thread about how stupid game is
>Thread turns to bashing actual anarchists for supposedly being exactly like in the OP picture
>implying

I knew Cred Forums was full of sheltered NEETs, but to honestly think this trash is more than just pandering to angsty teens. To think this is an actual representation of anything other than a power fantasy for sheltered teens.

Get the fuck outside for a while, get a shit minimum wage job. Hop from that job to other shit minimum wage jobs. Learn what people are actually like and get out of your stupid bubble of tunnel vision representations and filtered media. Get out of your stupid echo chambers like Cred Forums and experience what it's like to interact with people with opinions that are different than yours. People who aren't just as pathetic sitting behind a keyboard.[/spolier]

They are the SJWs.
Nough said.

Shit

Fuck you

>they'll make you do jobs for/against/with a BLM analogue
>but they'll be too chickenshit to actually make it about race
>won't even have anything close to "Black" in the name
>the whole thing will be wishy-washy and half-hearted so the devs won't look like they have any stakes in any politics
>ends up offending pretty much anybody on any side
calling it now

>Anarchists with hijabs
S O
P R O G R E S S I V E

Are you lost?

Because you really seem like you don't know where you are.

>first game is about some super series hacker agent
>second is about a bunch of punk kids
how exactly did they go about taking an already stupid concept and making it even stupider?

They're going down the Saint's Row road, expect the third game in the series to go full retard.

why would i want to go back to minimum wage jobs?

Except saints row is actually a fun game