What's a good gay man keyboard that won't beep at me when I press too many keys?

What's a good gay man keyboard that won't beep at me when I press too many keys?

Ducky Shine One

Corsair K70 and a razer deathadder my man

Thanks fellas, I'll look between these two. Both seem good.

Would recommend against the Corsair, if only because the build quality isn't that great. Otherwise, if you can get a decent discount, they're pretty decent for getting a feel on mechanical boards.

Oh no. Oh no. Fuck man. I've had the same keyboard since 2007 oh shit dude it's gotta look TERRIBLE under the keys. Maybe I should just burn it.

Just play Osu! or something, lose by 1 point, smash it on cam and go viral.

That could work. And then I can use the much better keyboard a friend gave me that's sitting in my trunk. Thanks user I feel like you literally just saved my life.

I've got a CM Storm, I dunno if they make this model anymore but I've liked it. No useless LEDs or macro keys I'll never use, nice and simple.

Just get a paperclip or something to pry the keys out, and then fucking shake it down. You can even wipe it down with a damp cloth just let it dry after.

I've had one since 2008 and only dismantled it and cleaned the shit out of it last year or so.
It was gross but wasn't like, 'what life have I created underneath these keys' tier.

>I've got a CM Storm
This seems good also, and pretty chea-
>numpad but no home/end keys
or
>home/end keys but no numpad
dropped

Huh? Mine has all the usual shit you'd expect to see on the keyboard. You must be looking at a different model. Mine's this one, I think.

Damn, maybe it is just discontinued. The only full CM Storm keyboards I see are backlit monstrosities with Razor-tier blocky edged designs.

Well I did get it a few years ago, so it could've been. That sucks.

I got the blue switch poseiden z.
Decent price and it feels good. I don't know shit about kb's though. Its the first keyboard i ever purchased that wasnt 15 bucks

Seen worse
>You pawn a office keyboard off a smoker

Logitech all the way.

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Surely I can't be the only one who eats this, right?

what did you just say

it's an old thread from 2006, newfag

Is there anything more satisfying in life than scraping dead skin out of shit you hold for long periods of time?

tomoko

what does a manga about some loser girl have to do with anything

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get on my level

no, its a keyboard

I usually do this at least once every year:

>disassemble keyboard
>separate electronic parts from non-electronic parts
>gently clean electronic parts
>give the non-electronic parts a nice hot shower (not kidding about this)
>use various different shower settings to blast the debris stuck inside
>shake off as much excess water as I can
>go into garage
>blow off any remaining water with air compressor
>on summer days, I get a little extra fancy and just hang it out to dry
>reassemble keyboard once dry
>C l e a n A s F u c k

I just rebuy the same $13 logitech keyboard when I spill shit on it

>>gently clean electronic parts
that may not e enough,

This is why you use isopropanol for electronics, contains 0.00001% water

who /brown cherry/ here

I'm not looking to do a deep sterilization here, I just want to get the dust, hair, and other large debris out.

Its just going to be hair, dead skin, and crumbs if you eat at your desk.

I dont think so. It's pretty much the best thing ever.

>get compressor
>BTFO dirt

or if you are a pussy
>remove keycaps
>BTFO dirt

Isopropanol is not used for sterilization it is what you use to do wet clean up

>tfw my mouse is glossy and gets oil and fingerpaints all over it ALL THE TIME

PLEASE SOMEONE RECOMMEND A GOOD TEFLON MOUSE

razer deathadder my man

look for a keyboard with anti ghosting.
my steelseries has it for most of the gaming keys.

How do you pull your keys off? I have a mechanical keyboard if that makes a difference. I don't want to break them.

My method was just pulling the keys out with even force across the key. As much even force as I can get, anyway.
Bear in mind I don't care much for this shitty Hewlett-Packard membrane keyboard.

>razer deathadder

recommend me a better mouse with a reasonable price, I need a better one myself