My mommy gave me a $50 steam gift card for my birthday! What should I get?

borderlands maybe

I shall be able to shitpost with the best of them now mom

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

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I would love to play with you, user! I love you!

Have you considered selling that card to me for a fresh new Cred Forums gold pass?

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

Pacman

WHAT THE FUCK

I love you, too!

The new gold standard of shitposting is here

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

Buy a gun and shoot yourself.

What the hell is this

um.. Cred Forums Pass?

What game do you want to play, senpai? I love all the cool new releases like Call of Duty Future Warfare III and Witcher!

new feature goy isn't it just fucking amazing

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

what the fuck is this shit

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I like all video games and would play any of them!

Let me guess what is going to happen
People are going to be split into 2 camps, one with Cred Forums passes and ones without and constant shitposting is going to occur between the two camps. Am I right?

gottcha

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

user, name me a game or so help me I will come over to your house and spank you like the naughty snug bug you are.

Elite Dangerous + Horizons bundle if you like space games

It tries to be as scientific as possible while still being fun, and it kind of succeeds

A life

imagine if it were that cheap

4chanpass is way cooler than smelly csgo skins!

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2015.

Only for a little while, then hiroshimoot will remove the feature

I love taking it up the ass

Eww, no. Why the fuck would you recommend that to someone?

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Testing

hiro is ruining this website

This

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2015.

Anyone know if this is permanent because i'm considering getting a pass just to do it with every single post I make kek

Let's try this out.

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.

Yes good goy buy a Cred Forums Pass.

Let me explain my current situation a little bit more.

I've been playing nothing but Grand Strategy and Dark Souls for the past 6 months with the *occasional* taste of Wolfenstein or Subnautica. I am, to put it lightly, very tired of getting into yet another of those types of games. Honestly, I just want something with a good story *and/or* fun combat, ideally first-person shooter.

Is DOOM any good?

probably not

Im enjoying not having to deal with captchas tho

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

This is kind of like having IDs

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Haha fuck yeah

>Cred Forums pass user since November 2013

How do I reach next-level shitposting?

but multiple people can have the same ID.

Cred Forums Pass user since February 2015.

their 25% off goym
why not get yourself one :^)

they will be disabled in 2 days anyway

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

so this is the end huh

>Cred Forums shills itt

we r leejun

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Happy Birthday user.

aww cute i hope you gave her a big hug as thanks!

Cred Forums Pass user since February 2015.

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2015.

Woah I don't have that reaction.

Happy birthday user!

What's going on in this thread?
>Cred Forums Pass user since June 2008
>Congratulations you are an old fag.

Aww, thank you! I took her out to breakfast and got to go see the flamingos at the zoo (she loves flamingos, they remind her of her childhood!)

I got some candy and all the games in my van for you.

This is it, this is how Cred Forums dies

Dragon's Dogma has pretty good combat. It's easier than Dark Souls but it also has a lot of unique systems to explore, such as hybrid classes.
If you want story, watch a movie.

Good job.

Get something for her, user.

Don't think of it as a death think of it as a dawn of a new age of shitposting

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

I dont think the Cred Forums pass is that old, the "Cred Forums gold account" meme is, though.

>Get something for her, user.

I gave her love, cherry crepes and a chance to experience some of her happiest moments.

ITT I learned user's mom got anally raped by flamingos as a toddler. Now she has flamingo stockholm syndrome and needs to go to the zoo to release their bird semen for them...

i'll give her a knuckle sandwich because she's a stupid cunt

Did you fuck her, user? $50 is a lot of money.

Nice!

I will never accept this!

doom is great

It's not showing my Cred Forums pass what the FUCK

too kawaii

That's nice of you, user. Also, I recommend Doom if you don't own it. It's on sale right now and it's very fun.

newfags cant Cred Forums pass

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

Is this some sort of nu-meme?

>What should I get?
minge

Test btw

This is REALITY there are absolutely no memes just pure unadulterated shitposting courtesy of hiroshimoot. Please understand the situation

DOOM it is, then!

Thanks you guys, I don't care what the rest of the internet says, everyone here is lovely!

>he thinks it's a meme
This is the future we chose

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

You're all faggots

X Cred Forums Pass user since January 1991

has Cred Forums really been around that long?

no and neither have the passes

test?

Of course, why wouldn't it have been?

Wait for Halloween sale

Buy EVERYTHING

Test failed poorfag get out this is a Cred Forums gold thread only

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

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I think it's incredibly cute that you call her your mommy

If I get a 7, mods have to give me a free 4chin pass.

why cant i see it?

If I gave you another $50 will you be my BF?

You don't have to pay me anything to be your BF!

Why did you post nothing?

test

GIMME THE MUGI

rollan for that sweet brain problems pussy

did they just turn it off?

haha.

FUCK I HOPE NOT
TEST
PLEASE

Alright, but you've got to say no homo first.
Just to make sure it isn't gay

Rolling for the birthday boy!

7 please

>that nigger with the cane
classic

Might be because your gay.

BIRTHDAY BOY GETS BTFO

B T F O
T
F
O

Going with 3.

Give me my fellow bassist Mio

Give your mom a hug.

I give my mother a hug every day, just before she goes to bed.

only $50? you must be a nigger

Happy birthday, user

I want to give you a hug for some reason

gib 6 bls

>no best girl
FUCKING
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

I want to be a retard with Yui!

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The only reason OP wasn't called a faggot is because he posted a moe anime image.
You sad fucks need to get laid.

Have the mods finally given up?

Check my 5

NO NO NO

1

4

2
0 please

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RIP

STOP RIGHT THERE SKELETON

Let's try for 6.

OwO
what is this...

My mum unironically bought me tendies for dinner last night. I'm starting to seriously question my life choices.

Go away max

Oh shit what was the name of this again. that hmanga was some hot shit

That sounds cute. You should be happy to have a mom who loves you.

;_;

4

who are you

>his mom doesnt cook dinner every night for him

do you even neet?

>literally just bought a pass for shitposting today

wew

>disabled
where are your memes now shitters?

well now

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2015.

right here

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

5 for justice

I've been had!

I want Yui to fucking murder me!
7

kek

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

>he didn't already have an active Cred Forums Pass

lmaoing at ur life my dude

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012

Can I have your autographs??

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.

FUCK

>mfw I had no reason to buy a Cred Forums pass before today
Damn shitposting feels good

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

5

lol git rekt nub

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

wew

IT'S BACK LADS WE NEVER DIE

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

TWO

Three is a cum queen.

this desu

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

Robots are dumb.

What does it matter if you have a Cred Forums pass or not? Why does one line of text matter enough to shitpost over?

How can the others even compete?

testing

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2015.

It's like a whole new level of namefagging. It's just a new way for people to break anonymity and have a sense of superiority for themselves.

I'm... gay?

>

I'll never know why this image gets me so hard.

C'mon number 4

pan

because your gay

ok

Yui, please marry me.

It's basically like when people act superior for paying for a special edition of a game, and call others poor for only paying $60.

boskeletonrp

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

boskeletonrp

fuck

3
0 get

5

the fuck

W-What is she doing?

boskeletonrp

5

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

boJackie Chanrp

Rollin'

My mum alternates between calling me a lazy shit who is wasting his life and wants me to leave and getting upset when I threaten to do so. It's a very mixed relationship.

She got a hella itch

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

Numero Uno

2 get

boskeletonrp

4

2

Pls

Now THIS is shitposting.
1

i lyk vido gam

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2

i dont understand it, but lets roll
what did i get?

So we've reached the edge of the light.

Advanced shitposting.

>tfw my happy birthday posting created this

I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY

Not with a bang but a whole bunch of faggots

Gnomansky

I want this user to call me mommy

How can i reward you with gold for your contribution!!?!? I want to pay for server time!?