John Wick is pissed off and after you. The protagonist of the last game you played will be your protection...

not sure how jack ryan from bioshock 1 would fare against john wick

>tfw adding John Wick to Mother Base

>Leon from re4

I'd say 50/50

>Paper Mario
Whelp guess I'm gonna die

>Rocket League Car

Oh no

>Phoenix Wright

I'm sure he'd pull SOMETHING out of his ass.

>2004 sam fisher
I'm not actually sure

>Geralt

RIP Johnny boy

>Talion/Celebrimbor
I'm feeling pretty ok

Magnus from DotA

Wick gets stomped and probably fucked.

>Shay Cormac
Will definitely be close. He'll probably be able to see him coming at the very least but there might be a bit of a technological disadvantage.

>Hitman
Would actually be pretty close I think

My monster hunter generation character. Pretty confident he could protect me.

They would get lost in the heat of battle and Wick would join DD

>Deus Ex
You gonna burn alright

Doomguy from D44M.

Pretty sure John Wick is gonna be forcefed his own foot.

>Geralt

Pretty easy, but it would take forever.

>first I'd have to sit through a cutscene of Geralt coming to me for assistance
>then a 20 minute dialogue with me explaining what is happening
>maybe an hour or two for him to pick some flowers so he can make potions and whatnot
>another 5-10 minutes for him to analyse the red spots and follow the red footprints
>then a cutscene of him finding John
>another 10 minutes of dialogue between him and John
>5 minutes of combat
>another cutscene to see him defeat John
>and last but not least, another 10 minutes of dialogue for him to tell me he defeated John

Geralt of Rivia... Hmmm.

That movie wasn't very good desu

Uh... A counter-terrorist unit? Probably fine.

>an Aurora class Cruiser from Starsector
Wick's pretty badass but I don't think he can headshot phase lances

The choreography was pretty good though.

I respectfully disagree with your opinion

Save me Solid Snake you're my only hope!

Disagree
I'm hype for the sequel

Thug PRO custom skater. I'M FUCKED.

>Kerbal space program
I'll just fly away into space

Script feels like it was written by a 13 year old dick stroking his OC but the fights were alright.

Laurence Fishburne and Keanu back together for movie magic

Aww yiss

>driver from FH3

I could at least run for awhile

>Just finished Masquerada song and shadows

I guess the wind is going to stop all those bullets.

Bloodborne
You tell me
No seriously I'm not sure if this is good or bad

Chosen Undead

Would be cool but I don't think he could protect me from bullets, unless I was hiding while he goes after them. CU is really tenacious, so John Wick would have to constantly deal with an very skilled and powerful undead warrior going after him, not stopping no matter how many times he gets shot to death. I'm assuming John Wick would have no idea what was happening, so he'd probably be pretty worried about how the CU is continuing to rise from the dead and pursue him, enough that he'd have to stop trying to find me and focus on avoiding the CU, who I guess would eventually kill him.

I'd want to chill with the CU after

>Left 4 Dead 2
i mean, shit, those guys can take a tank punch to the face and stand back up, it might be close.

>the cast of Overwatch
It all depends on if the bullets in Overwatchworld are actually barely lethal or if all those fuckers are so hardcore they can shrug off the .50 bullets McRee fires.

I'm fine

You be the judge.

John Wick is just Max Payne on the other side of the law. Its 50/50.

>Leon Kennedy

Leon always gets his escort home safely. I'm in good hands.

you'd get fucked.

As long as I have enough donation money, I'll be fine.

>I'm not one of the (You)s
Feelsgood.

>dishonored

so....do they cancel eachother out???

GATHER THE ELECTOR COUNTS

Corvo literally just stops time and stabs Johnny.

>Jack Joyce from Quantum Break
If Jack sees Wick first, then Jack wins easy.

>in another thread
>look at thread watcher
>italics
>ooh someone replied to me
>its just one of those faggots who replies to everyone
...th-thanks for the (Y-You)...

>Fencer from EDF
Yeah I'm aight

Nah John Wick would still win

>Playing as Shrek in THUG2
Got any ideas?

>Venom Snake

wew lad

>Luke skywalker
Im fine

just give him my kid as he demand
hes my wife's son anyway

smash 4, i main bayonetta so does that count?

I think I'm fine

>Courier Six
As long as he doesn't fuck off on some completely unrelated quest, I'm fine. I'm screwed/

I don't play video games.

forgot the travel times for geralt to get on his horse, have his horse get stuck on a cliff, then attempt to run at full speed a few times but get stopped by small rocks

FRANK!

Maybe if he has the real mega blaster or mini chainsaws

>my ugly mount and blade character

i ded

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Darth Revan. I think I'm good.

But user... YOU are Darth Revan!

John Wick would compete with Venom for the affection of DD.

Doom guy.

>danganronpa 2
he literally cant lose

wick is fucked

This gay nigga
how fucked am I?

Faggot woman.

>almir uses the falcon rifle

Probably fucked

Probably

You're like the first person on this infernal website to actually do that with respect.

>Gordon Freeman

I'm good.

I disagree, faggot.

I dunno, you tell me.

I concur
well TaTa, I must say that you do not meet the requirements of etiquette that this community demands. Please make haste of yourself.

Sub-Zero.

Is he gonna have his bitch boy Willem Dafoe save his ass all of the time?

No really, this movie is shit.

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.
what the fuck

The guy from overlord

Bretty fucked

New age shitposting. It just started tonight.

>Joe Musashi
Keanu is fucked.

>security officer in space station 13
i think ill be okay

my fallout 4 character with god mode enabled and full auto mininuke. I like my chances.

You see this too, right?

>Rainbow Six seige
Potentially fine

Its just shitposting, we're surrounded by idiots. I think I might actually go this time.

>played jak 2 before work today.
>the dynamic duo fuck off to the precursor forest to grab another piece of the seal of mar and john wick snipes me from the next building.

never hire a protagonist.

Ryu Hayabusa

Robo John Wick would win

i wasted my life

>doom guy
yeah, john wick is fucked

>mad max
does he get the black-on-black?

>fallout 4

I got level 43 Frank West with the Mega Buster, a dress, and 3 jugs of OJ.

>Dmitri Lukin from OFP Red Hammer
Nah I'm fucked, he spent a whole movie mowing down Russians and one more won't faze him much even if he is Spetsnaz.

DS1 Isaac Clarke? Probably fucked. Depends on stasis usage and how much ballistic damage a tier 5 engineering suit from the future can take.

do you enjoy dogs dying you faggot? i dont

John Wick.
Aw yiss I harvest their corpses and make a Wick clone army