Itt video games are real

You could be a blacksmith in real life if you put your mind to it.

When will we get an eroge-themed Gashat? Will it be a mid-season upgrade?

The market isn't there enough considering the difficulty and the risks.

Not to mention in modern society it's very hard to have a space dedicated to safe smithing that isn't company-owned.

Boot up Artificial Academy 2, who wouldn't?

The first episode of this shit felt like a long ass commercial. They're really going all out to sell toys.

Kamen Rider is dead.

The girl rider startes out with it and dies, then she gets the spooky gashat

Become a quest essential character.

Fucking finally, now I can be an inkling. Why did Nintendo have to create the perfect being?

You've just described every rider since Decade.

I'm going to become a cute demon!

>FPS rider is on EDGE emo

what does it mean?

>buy dlc
>Cred Forums Pass user since January 2014.
I see wasting money is something you enjoy.

turn on postal 2 so i can put a grenade in my mouth and fucking die

That's not Genmu

First thing's first.
I reroll this shit character.

almost all kids shows try to sell them stuff from the very start.
transformers its probably the best example.

Oh, I see Ex-Aid already fell for the "waste entire CGI budget in the first arc of the show and have to rely on stock footage and cheap stunts for the rest of it" trap.

Remember Captain Ghost?
Remember GataKiriBa's Scanning Charge?

gotta sell toys first so it won't clog the plot later

Remember Clock Up?

>Turn on Animal Crossing
>Now life is comfortable and enjoyable

>Turn on Animal Crossing
>Try to get into Apollo's non-existing pants
FTFY

>Neighbors are furry

I don't know.

Almost forgot Exaid started, so how did ghost turn out in the end?

What's wrong with that

Shit.
Ex-Aid doesn't look that good either. I think I might be done with rider until Amazons 2 comes out.

Visit other humans in their towns then. What else would you want? Harvest Moon? Rune Factory? Stardew Valley?

wtf

First thing i'd do would be learn to use a sword.

Then, go out and start killing shit for stuff to sell. If we were in a video game, chances are mobs would respawn, so bears, deer, rabbits, that sorta stuff.

Alright, how is the new Kamen Rider?

Also I'd savescum like crazy

>get mod that was made by 8 year old
>turn dirt into diamonds

>get mod that was made by a neckbeard
>turn diamonds into quantum time space entanglement sphere
>venture to worlds made of meat or inhabited with waifus

Neither, farm work isn't comfy.

>digging holes and pulling weeds and playing with animals all day
>not comfy
u wot

Find out where the lost level forest is I the game and become a hermit, the worst I'll ever have to deal with is the weather and some angry bunny enemies.

Check it out for yourself, first ep just came out.
dailymotion.com/video/x4vmlgk
I don't like it, it seems way too by-the-number, I can practically tell what the entire plot of the show's going to be like just from the first episode, Emu doesn't seem like an interesting protagonist at all and it seems to rely way too much on shitty CGI. Then again, who knows, maybe it'll pull a Blade and turn a shit start into a great show. I'm just not holding my breath.

>Push Samus over and fuck her in the ass
>Normally she would resist but now she's just a Zero Suit wearing cumslut who can't do anything unless Adam tells her too
>If she tries to defend herself she will just turn into a big ball that is of no threat to me whatsoever
>Fuck morph ball Samus right in the ass

>Fuck Samus in the ass
>She turns into a ball
>Dick gets torn off
Real good plan you've got there senpai.

Pretty good if you like fun like Fourze or Den-O.

>video games become real life
>what do
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[evil maniacal laughter while having devious thoughts]
oh you'll now when you see it......
[evil toothy grin with an ominous feeling surrounding you all of a sudden with a shaking chill and fear overcoming wondering what is about to come]

I'd become Kamui so Syalla couldn't resist spreading her witch pussy all over my huge half dragon half human dick and then I'd have her wrapped around my finger (and my dick) so with her amazing magical power and my magical half dragon powers we can conquer other dimensions for fun. First we'd have to slay the invisible dragon so I can steal his godlike interdimensional powers. knowing her, she can one shot him then I'd extract his godlike powers and become a near god myself.

Kill as many people as I can

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