Only one of these fine slav boys can accompany you into The Zone, Stalker

>He's the token cumdump of the group.
ftfy

He's the jack of all trades. He's good at flanking, suppressive fire and can use the underbarrel grenade launcher proficiently.

Vasili sounds like a good option for having some cover.

rollin dem dice

roll for boris, i want some dakka

Rollin for artor

I want Boris!

gibe vlad 2bh

Artor rollibg for srtir

VASILI

Also, favorite brand of vodka? I've only had basic stuff like absolut. Gonna buy a tracksuit and be a crouching slav for Halloween.

rolling for vasili
if position is overrun it is confirmed you will outrun him and he will be forced to hold enemies off while you escape

>Also, favorite brand of vodka?
Kalashnikov.

vlad is the patrician's choice
>versatile weapony
>best fit, look at that rugged leather jacket, those perfectly weathered jeans, that tasteful red scarf/turtleneck
>haircut that is boyish, manly, and stylish at the same time
>confident pose, doesn't need to draw attention to himself because he's sure of his own abilities

rollin for boris

I'm bringing Camouflage Camus instead.

Boris looks like a type of guy who would smuggle a whole life stock of fine wine "for getting rid of ve rads comrade ". Sure, he may not be the most slav of the bunch, but he knows there is more to life than just cheeki and vodka.

Rollin

???
you just posted a picture of trees user

rolling for vlad

rollin for vlad honestly

Komrade Kruchenko

Knives do a shit ton of damage to mutants. They do a ton of damage to everything really.

rollllllllllllll

I'm pretty sure you're posting in the wrong thread.
or
That's some nice landscape tho

Vasili my son

Rolling for my homie Boris

vlad, would rather be cute than good.

Rolling for Boris. I like machine guns.

idiots

I'm hoping for Vasili.

user, these are just tree stumps. Quit being edgy

Mah boi Balaclava Boris

Goddamn it, I hate kruchenko. All I wanted was Boris and I get some stupid turtle head faggot with a knife? Wow, okay I'm fucking pissed dude, like seriously? Anybody can hold a damn knife and wear a fucking helmet, man. I'm so sick of this shit dude, whatever. I'm taking Boris anyways fuck you all I hope you fucking die especially that fucking knife holding bitch faggot ugh I cant even breath right nowI'm so pussed off I just wish That kid wasntborn dude wish he was t in the picture at all ugh Itotallywouldve gotten boris if his mother had an abortion ugh

Anti tank artor

>MFW bullying manlets with my bro

holy fuck, that's impressive

I bet it would all fly off after one shot though

One shot is all you need.

>2

Fuck yeah. I'm ready

rolling for seomeone not shit

you fuckers meme but the first time I looked at this my reaction was "oh, it's some innawoods enthusiast posing on a log with his stuff sprawled on the hill next to him, what's so special about that".

STALKER would have been fucking god like if it had co-op.

why is that tree sideways

>some stupid turtle head faggot with a knife

I thought it was just a fake moss/mud/tree tank the soldiers made for fun. Then I saw the tracks.

patrician tier
>vlad
>artor
acceptable tier
>boris
pleb tier
>kruchenko
>vasili

Which one. This is some old shit. Do people even make these anymore.

Stumbras is the shit if you can get it.
It's not expensive and is really unique in its price range.
Bison Vodka is literally Hitler.

why are Russians the best europeans?

Lil Vasili sounds too good to be true but remember guys that he's only good if you carry tons of bottles of Montain cyka with you.

>Stumbras
Is that a Lithuanian brand or something?

I want Vlad, because he seems like he'd be chill, but I can do with Boris

Yeah. But I have no problem getting it in Poland. I think you should be able to get it in any liquor store in slavland.

COVER ME VASILI

roll for Vasilli

Cheeki breeki boys

Boltik \o/

I v damke

Rolling for soldats

Why isn't S.T.A.L.K.E.R co-op a thing? It would be incredibly fun with someone who also knows what they're doing, I was even dreaming about it once

youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

Bacили is objectively the best of the bunch.

A bandit faction would be cool but I don't know if it would work with the story.

because it actually would not be

bollin

pyotr best
pyotr will get you a job
maybe you serve time in prison
pyotr will handle your finances; make sure your family is taken care of
pyotr will send a car when you get out and find you a nice respectable job if you dont mind the worse money
you need passport to america because you gambled? pyotr knows someone
pyotr > vladimir > sergey > anton > alexei > igor
vladimir will help you find meaning in life
sergey will help you hide a body
anton is fun to be around and always ready to back you up in a fight. Not actually good at fighting though
alexei will fuck your girlfriend then insist you're too good for her; then later fuck another girlfriend
igor is retarded

Pyotr, Vladimir and Anton are the real niggas.

He fits in your backpack during bike chases, very useful for taking out pursuers.

Balaclava Boris is now my new CSGO name

I'll be happy with Vasili or Vlad

Vlad is an all-rounder. All of the others are situational choices.

rolling for vlad, but i wouldn't mind vasili and boris

>spends free time fighting turks
Artor is my dude, we're going to remove kebab together.

;)