Haydee

but user, this is EXACTLY why we love it!

cuz penises exist

Cred Forums only talks about it because of the player character, though. Every thread is always just about muh thick robot ass.

>Focusing on that and not in the game
All said.
You and all those "fapbait"fags are the reason why the rest of the brainless shitposters can't apreciate the game for what it is. The character is an extra enjoyment.

>WAAAA MY LIMITED SAVES
I'm still amazed at how many Cred Forumsirigins bitched about this and immediately compared it Souls bonfires being limited

Dark Souls: PREPARE TO DIE LMAO was a motherfucking mistake that gave casuals an unwarranted sense of skill we all get to hear about constantly years later

Metroidvania is not particularly restricted by 2D/3D POV presentation.

It is a concept of progression and exploration, there is absolutely not a single objective reason it has to be limited to 2D games because they were the reason this concept was born.

With the same success you could say 3D shooters cannot be called shooters because 2D sidescrollers ivented shooting first

TLDR: your severe case of reddit autism is showing and you earned free (You) from me

the game looks like shit, the level assets are obviously ripped straight from the Portal 2 toolkit, and the game is outright bragging about selling based on sex appeal

it's shit, fuck off

Downloaded the game/crack, but the launcher crashes on startup everytime

>very difficult, awareness requiring and punishing metroidvania
hahHAA laMO

It looks like kusoge

>literal artificial difficulty
>this is somehpw good

>Metroidvania is not particularly restricted by 2D/3D POV presentation.
Yes, it is. Believe me, I saw the term evolve. You 3D fags just want to steal everything we ever had.

>It is a concept of progression and exploration, there is absolutely not a single objective reason it has to be limited to 2D games because they were the reason this concept was born.
I get no feeling of progression and exploration from 3D "metroidvanias"

>With the same success you could say 3D shooters cannot be called shooters because 2D sidescrollers ivented shooting first
that's fine, call them FPShlickers

Your mind is puting limits on things because you are short minded.
Or maybe you are just special?

...

>When did Cred Forums become nu-male reddit garbage?
it happened years ago
Cred Forums used to like hard games and sexy characters, but now they scream artificial difficulty and sexism at every opportunity
just delete this board hiroshima

>copy pasted OP with bait included
>people still reply and get angry at the sjw boogeyman
I hope this is only samefagging, because this worries me

I understand now how this guy got so many sales from Cred Forums

Its a shame it had to be this way. This is possibly the best survival horror game this gen

>Its a shame it had to be this way
What do you mean?

cause men arent gay a prefer women to shut up

you mix it up with reddit, frank

When a dev puts more effort into ass jiggle physics than level design it's a big red flag for me to not play the game

From everything I've heard the game is shit besides the fap bait.
Stop trying to play the victim card and leave that to the SJWs.

The game looks crap and unpolished. gameplay is bad as well.

I'm all for big booty characters in video games, don't get me wrong, but just because haydee has big booty and boobies don't make this game remotely good.

nah, he just sold big thing, which are also among key points of interest of modern gaymurrs

It's everything wrong with Japanese games, so obviously Cred Forums loves it.

i bet you kiss girls too fagot

haydee is an objectively awful game

sex appeal and excessive difficulty =/= good game design

This.
and these.

I'm just sad about this. Hopefully the non-new generation anons will still play the game and appreciate it instead of whining about the character and MUH SEXISM SEX SELLS problems.

I'm OP. The "copy pasta" in the picture was my own post in another thread, which hit the limit as soon as I posted it so I made a new Haydee thread based on that instead.
also
>you're just baiting
is literally trollcard

Give me one single reason for the character looking like that other than cashing in on sex appeal.

Well here's the thing, you might not know this because as you said, you haven't played the game, but:
the level design is extremely good
and you just proved OP's point
how about playing the game instead of only seeing the character

this is the only place I ever see mention of this game, and posts mentioning the game are filled to the brim with buzzwords

It's in the OP. To give the character a heavy, interesting feeling.
It is what it is, what's the problem? Why is "sexy" or "sex appeal" automatically a negative to you?

well you see, tumblr, reddit, kids, etc are always coming in and well for example you could talk about GG and see who the real people are from the outsiders in an instant.

There are topics that make for instant filters of who comes here from tumblr, is underaged, reddit, etc.

The problem is the internet has only just recently became big and it was thanks to garbage like facebook. Reddit only jumped in with neon lights and signs saying, "INTERNET STARTS HERE!" "WE RESPECT FREEDOM OF SPEECH!" and well the main point is:

>dont like Gamergate?
you didnt belong here
>think feminism and black lives matter?
definitely dont belong here
>still in highschool?
nothing new but holy shit just shut your faggot face the only shit you know is call of duty abd skyrim, you should just lurk instead if spewing shit opinions about a hobby you barely dipped your toe in. I doubt your bitch ass knows what makes a good game good when all you know is shit.

if you aint voting trump you are from reddit or tumblr

How about I don't?

If instead of a sexy robot it was disgusting hobo nigger you along with most people wouldn't be playing it so why should I when it's something that doesn't interest me?

Maybe it is a good game but what I've seen from it doesn't appeal to me at all so I have no interest at all in trying it, I'll rather use my time playing games that interest me.

Don't fuckin lie, you don't know shit about game design or atleast pretend to. The game is a repetitive, bland trial and error mess, just look at the last thread where enough valid points were made. Just stop trying to sell this hot garbage to the kids, man.

>game is difficult
>this makes the viral marketing not real

>tfw can't get a boner to this game because I'm focusing too hard on beating it
This is the exact reason I never fapped to Kurovadis.

But is it good?

>tfw got intellectual boner from gameplay

i supported this game in spite of sjws and feminists.

nothing is funnier than to make an indie dev make millions by doing what every faggot has been screaming isnt politically correct.

watching a virgin scream, "THIS WILL SET BACK FEMALE EQUALITY IN GAMING BY 100 YEARS!" fuels these types of games in backlack for how loud and bitchy a nonconsumer is.

Sex appeal gives a heavy, interesting feeling?

It's not automatically a negative to me, it just feels lazy and contrary to what appears to be your opinion, utterly uninteresting. I wouldn't mind it if it weren't a major selling point but when it is it really just gives off the impression that instead of making it interesting through other means the creator made it through the most basic and mediocre of them all: raw sex appeal. If I want that I'll watch porn or play eroges/nude mods.

So you're literally missing out one of the best exploration/survival/metroidvania games in recent years because you can't handle a sexy character.

literally tumblr problems

Woah, far out dude!

gb2 feminist frequency

Fucking this

thicc..

That's radical, man!

No, I'm "missing out" on this game because it looks boring as hell. In my opinion when a game uses sex appeal as a selling point it doesn't have that much to sell. I'm not paying to try out something that looks boring.

I don't mind eye candy at all, I just lose interest when the best thing you can say about a game is how the main character is sexy.

Good, Cred Forums needs to die.

eh the game is ok

its like skyrim where you are given something, but you know overall none of the content matters and what does is the sex mods that'll come in any day now and you play it to pass the time until the real game begins 500 installed sex mods later.

Okay I'll make it extremely clear to you:
Massive bouncing boobs, thick legs and platforming in high heels gives it a heavy, interesting feeling, something I haven't experienced before. Much like you'd feel more like a ninja if the character had the same abilities but was a skinny male instead! Woah!
It's kinda fucking sad that I even have to type this for you. It's like explaining something to a 5 year old.
>it really just gives off the impression that instead of making it interesting through other means the creator made it through the most basic and mediocre of them all: raw sex appeal.
That's literally the point made in the OP. Is it impossible to make a good game WITH sex appeal these days, because apparently the latter will become the only thing that people will focus on and make stupid assumptions based on

Be honest with yourself, if it were a male robot: would you play it?

There you go.

>t doesn't have that much to sell
And here we can observe a typical Cred Forums's nu-
male in a natural habitat, shitposting loudly.

As some of you may have noticed, this little fagot never played the game in question but quick to judge by the look.

Alright kids, lets move to another stand...

Low quality bait

This game isn't even close to any of those and the only saving grace is ass and titties then it just boils down to why play a bad ass and titties game when you can play a good one

i thinks its funny people attack this game for t&a and then you got games like vindictus and some others or how a lot of fags here like to play as girls and if they could, completely look like sluts in the process.

i like to see what people do when given customization options, the end result is contradictory to the shit i see being thrown at haydee.

>babby's first discovery that some games have separation by gender preferences

aww how cute

>watching a virgin scream, "THIS WILL SET BACK FEMALE EQUALITY IN GAMING BY 100 YEARS!" fuels these types of games in backlack for how loud and bitchy a nonconsumer is.

this isnt what's happening, the character design is just garbage. You can make an attractive or sexy character without literally making a poorly textured sex robot

>bland trial and error mess
Where? Point me a place in the game where this is the case.
There isn't a single trial and error moment in the game. Literally every death is deserved and avoidable, as far as I've seen in around 10 hours. And I'm someone who plays on hardcore difficulty and gets pissed off easily

oh no, this thread isnt that, but the sales and bitching about this game IS

and im loving every second of it.

Hillary supporters get the fuck out of here, jesus fucking christ.

Yes, even more if it was a trapbot or full on barabot

Give the giant nuts jiggle physics too so they drag on platforms when you pull yourself up

Absolutely I would. I haven't gotten anything out of the "sex appeal" other than it got me interested in trying the game to see if it has anything else. But now that I've played it more, I sure as fuck would play it even if the main character was male.
Can you seriously play a game JUST because you like a certain character? I didn't know that's a real thing

Who gives a fuck about burgerclap retard choice.

no one can honestly say they belong here if they dont support trump, it would be like illegal immigrants claiming they are legal citizens.

you guys gotta go back to the shithole you came from, it's your fault it's shit, we dont need you to turn this place into the same shit.

>Massive bouncing boobs, thick legs and platforming in high heels gives it a heavy, interesting feeling

Good for you then. It does nothing of the sort for me.

I like how you just throw around nu-male and that's that.

If you're admitting you wouldn't play it if it were a male, how can you complain that some people won't play it because it's a female? That's a bit hypocritical of you user.

All it comes down to is that some people don't enjoy games whose base selling point is sex appeal. I couldn't care less what feminists or sjws are saying, I don't keep up with silly twitter shitslingings. This sort of game just doesn't interest me at all and I don't understand why people get so triggered over it.

Take your dumbshit back to Cred Forums

You can literally go to /trash/ and discuss the game with people who even mod

What are you complaining about

First you look up what trial and error means, because seemingly you played through the game without that knowledge. Then you either apply that knowledge on the game and come to the same conclusion as me or go to the last thread like i said and try to read words there, if thats not to hard for you.

Everyone who forced politics in non-politic threads is a fat virgin Redditor who should get the fuck out of here.

If it has a good design, i dont see why i wouldnt.

I dont understand what kind of stupid question is this.
>Reminder this website requires to be 18+

Why does a robot need cow tits?

I remember when those idiot devs came and shilled here and they didn't say shit about the gameplay

This is straight up fapbait and everyone knows it

They won't. The Hillary shills are going to be out in full force until the election for damage control and pushing Shillary's progressive agenda.

Well I'm bi so

>don't enjoy games whose base selling point is sex appeal.
It's not it's entire base selling point though, it might be one of them. And even if it was, it's kinda fucking stupid to dismiss the entire game because of that.
2 of those posters wasn't me btw.

TLDR What you're saying is, if there's a sexy character, you're not going to play the game. Now back to tumblr you go

They are battery.

>I like how you just throw around nu-male and that's that.
I like how you have anything productive to said as a counter-argument

>If you're admitting you wouldn't play it if it were a male
What. How is this hypocritical. Why are you twisting my words? Are you so desperate and lacking actual arguments you have resort to such shit?

First of all I never said I wouldn't play it with male character, I said I wouldn't play it with sexualized male character because such thing as SEXUAL PREFERENCES exist. Unfortunately, some mentally ill people took this thing too far and now we have 9999 genders.

Second, I did not complain about people not liking the game because it has female protagonist. If THIS is the reason they don't like - that's fine. My beef is that some fags like you were spouting shit saying the only selling point of this game is a sexualized character when it is far from truth because I played it. It if just had a male robot or genderless bot I would play it too but that kinda depends on the design, if it is something retarded and comically looking like R2D2 or 3PIO I'd skip. I've skipped better games.

>All it comes down to is that some people don't enjoy games whose base selling point is sex appeal.
Sure, but that does not give them any right to say the sexual appeal is what this game has to offer because it is not a pron or hentai game (see Huniecam or any explicit VN).

>This sort of game just doesn't interest me at all
ok?
>and I don't understand why people get so triggered over it.
neither do I. it jus vidya

if it was a cool robot like on the radeon boxes, yeah

Actually that makes good sense. I am okay with this.

Can we get moe screenshots or what?

The game is shit though. Sorry Mr developer but you made a bad game.

Any BBW mod?

There's something oddly appealing about high-energy tits...

Arkham Asylum would like to have a word with you about being a 3D metroidvania

>ham planets
>bbw

not today reddit goer, Cred Forums is and hopefully will continue to be a place that supports the first ammendment. Just cause you dont want to hear it doesnt mean trump2016 isnt gonna happen.

This is afterall an american based website, who are you kidding? Thinking its the united kalifate or some other 3rd world country that this was based?

>b-b-but my politics are valid
No, they are not.

There's a board for politics go use it you autistic fuck

im sure you are here like many others cause their normal go-to website is so great!

oh but wait, all the mexicans are here telling me that their country is great and even better than america. They really sound like they'd be happier where they belong huh?

maybe you'd be happier in your shittier containment site?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9zRjOenFrg