What games let me play as Socrates, the greatest philosopher?

What games let me play as Socrates, the greatest philosopher?

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>not based hippo crates

so crates a shit

tmnt 4

>Socrates
>Best philospher

Go and drink your cicuta

A game with a fictional setting.

Counter Strike.

>Socrates
>Not David Hume

How does it feel to be objectively wrong even though theres no such thing an objectivity?

Wasn't Socrates a giant neet?

>socrates
>greatest
>great

he was a crybaby who babbled on about nothing and trying to convert everyone to his cultist religion in order to keep fucking little boys

Lets talk about an actually good philosopher like spinoza or hegel

You're thinking of Diogenes probably.

What's going on in this thread?

>implying he existed
>implying you exist

>Convert everyone
>Cultist religion
>Fucking little boys

Do you even know who you're talking about?
Also socrates didn't fuck people, he was the greatest cock-tease around, making dudes fall in love with him and then sleeping beside them without doing anything.

>getting spooked

Lmao

This, Diogenes was like
>King: "yo bitch nigga, you helped me out so you can have anything in my kingdom fo free"
>Diogenes: "all I want is your pussy-ass out of my sun"

Carry your own damn tuna ya cunt

>Hume
>Not John Locke
do you even liberty?

BEHOLD

You guys are massive nostalgiafags.

Joseph Campbell is where it's at.

Socrates Jones.
It's okay.

SOCRATES
THE BIG FAGGOT WHO FREEKILLS PEOPLE

>spook

>Locke
>Not Spinoza or Paine

Do you even secular, bro?

good taste
Comparative mythology is especially nuts when you look at it with a gnostic or emanationist perspective.

Socrates Jones?


Wtf that isn't what happened

>Alexander ""yo bitch nigga, you the coolest motherfucker I ever meet,you can have anything in my kingdom fo free"
>Diogenes: "all I want is your pussy-ass out of my sun"
>Alexander"Nigga if I wasn't me, I wanna be you"
>Diogenes: "If I wasn't me, I would also wanna be me. Now fuck off"

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This is now a /his/ humor thread.

>a real human bean

That kind of shit always fascinated me. I mean how many times have powerful figures met in ways such as these? Gaius Julius Caesar met with other powerful people at the time but that's because he was already in the political system that had these great figures. Although what were the fucking chances in which fucking DIOGENES was able to meet ALEXANDER THE GREAT?

>Those two
>Not Hobbes
Freedom pleb get out

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t. inbred """"royalty""""

that image could be so cool if it was actually well done

Well Alexander was also taught by fucking Aristotle
Nero was taught by Seneca, lots of philosophers met up with powerful figures for one reason or another.

Christ, Marcus Aurelius even was both an emperor and a philosopher

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