ITT: people that should buy Cred Forums

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He's probably lurking here right now.

FUCK YOU NOTCH WHY DID YOU TURN MINECRAFT INTO SHIT!!!

This.

Notch would get rid of all the SJW bullshit and SJW mods.

Notch is the hero we need.
Please save us Notch, you can do it.

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Is someone actually going to fucking man up and send a tweet to him? You've been saying this for 4 threads now.

Yes i'm here, and?

QUICK SOMEONE LINK HIM THIS THREAD

Trump

Nobody
Let this shithole die

Why doesn't Notch use all his money to lose weight and get a fit bird?

He's already blown a load on his Hollywood mansion, he's half way there.

i heard that notch and emptyhero are the same person, so if you sell Cred Forums to notch, we'll be flooded with EH shit posting again and i don't want it

ok

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prove it FAGGOT

If you have a billion dollars, you don't need to be fit

wtf your not me

If he actually does that and keeps status quo, I will never shit on minecraft ever again

Even if he frequents here a whole lot, it's not worth his time to buy it out in the long run.

Lowtax.

It's time for us to go back home.

This board -- the rioting is intensifying to the point where the mods may not be able to contain it.

Agreed. Everything has to end eventually and this place desperately needs to be put to pasture.

>wanting this site to be flooded with every minecraft kid who knows how to type a url
No fucking thanks.

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE NOTCH, JUST BUY IT AAAAAAAAAAAA

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pewdiepie

Notch buying Cred Forums would be a hilarious shitfest.

I can easily see him posting on Cred Forums with admin tag and all, calling people shitters left and right.

>wanting this site to be flooded with every minecraft kid who knows how to type a url
you mean like it already is

delete /vp/ and /vr/

Just let this website die

It's long overdue at this point

>Mods keep deleting these threads on Cred Forums
>Every other board doesn't delete them

We seriously do have one of the worst mods.

Feel free to leave anytime

LETS SUMMON NOTCH

Seriously, he is one of us. And it wouldn't even hurt his wallet at all.

I gotta agree. I've made peace with that fact.

The sjws would be thoroughly purged and it would be glorious. Please save us based notch

We just had a thread reach 500 and pruned. They delete some and leave some because they're SOOO RANDUM XD!

I don't know what I'd do, I'd be like Brooks getting out of Shawshank.

I still agree with you, though

he's probably sleeping
it's only like the afternoon where he lives

>buys a $70 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills
>Sits at his computer and complains about games on Twitter all day

>literally has a candy store in his house

Close Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums

Eliminate traffic and cancer in one go. EZ

truly the best way to live life

Hotpockets on this board let blacked threads or trap threads on stay up until they get 100+ replies.

rangeban americans, enjoy youa're perect web sights.

>little kid looks up minecraft
>sees article titled "minecraft owner notch buys Cred Forums"
>little kid then proceeds to look up Cred Forums
Probably not the best idea

I'd be down with that. He's pretty fucking based and is clearly very bored

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

>All of them come to Cred Forums
I seriously don't get deleted boards. They just invade other boards.

My job pays for my apartment, and I work between 2-4 days per week.

You know what I do? Sit at home and drink, masturbate and watch hockey while saving the rest of the money.

There's nothing wrong with making a shit load of money like Notch and then doing jack shit because you don't need to.

they will migrate to other boards
deleting low traffic boards would be a better solution

But Notch isn't the owner of minecraft anymore.

The rest of this uptight, righteous, liberal-agenda internet cannot handle a mass migration of Cred Forums-minded posters. We are literally one giant containment board.

Notch is a Cred Forums oldfag. I hope he buys this place out.

>Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

>gets $2 billion
>still shitposts on twitter and lurks the web
And they say money changes people

Why are we discussing who should buy Cred Forums? Is hiroshima giving up on it?

Zero fucks given. Truly a hero.

I never gave two flying fucks about Minecraft but I really don't have anything against this man.

>Notch buys Cred Forums
>we all leave and finally become successful in our lives

He has enough money to say and do whatever the fuck he wants for the rest of his life and he's fully aware. The hero we deserve.

Notch please help us ;_;

he's literal jew, pretending to not know english, lying about Cred Forums needing donations or it'll "die", trying to milk us so he can fund his next adventure

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What would YOU do with 2 billion dollars?

>Oh, I see. Thanks, cunt!
This fucking guy! Promote him to Cred Forums emperor immediately!

buy Cred Forums, upgrade my computer, and probably go back to school

nah fuck you bitch

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800
>ITT

Buy a ton of cyanide and drink it all in one swig.

no

i like it

Retire in Thailand

Lowtax can't even manage to get rid of the SJW's from SA and he already lost his office over a year ago. He doesn't do shit outside of drinking cheap wine and taking ambien.

so they really do go reee huh

hahahaha

rot my life away on Cred Forums desu senpai

BUY VIDEOGAMES!

Invest half of it, set aside quarter of it for emergencies, then live off the rest in a modest middle-class home.

How much you wanna bet notch pirates everything. Lol

get the fuck out

shut up faggot

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Didn't some swedecuck host ED and totally fuck everyone over by selling out? Let's not do that again.

Liar

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>Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

I waited too long to renew it and it reset my date. Had one years ago.

Also,

>not supporting Cred Forums

Just leave already

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Support Cred Forums all you want. I do not like the "signature"

I consider myself to be a liberal, but not in the same vein as the SJW or BLM fanatics that basically give liberals a bad name.

I can understand the repercussions of what would happen if a website swarming with people who have alt-right beliefs were to just suddenly vanish, although I can also imagine the craze between both parties would slowly die down as soon as the election season ends.

Absolutely savage

you're not saving Cred Forums, you're just giving money to a hobo called hiroshimoot

buy this fucking site for safekeeping
build myself a big ass comfy mansion with shitloads of gardens and land
take 1 billion dollars and just start making video games with them, and fund promising developers looking to make their own non-compromising titles

YES
PLEASE

cringe post

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

I'm already supporting this shithole just by being here

>fund promising developers looking to make their own non-compromising titles
Oh yeah, that'll go smoothly.

>4chen will die in your lifetime

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>/qa/ literally thinks deleting Cred Forums will save the site
>implying it won't remove half the traffic
>implying it won't enable massive shitpost fests across every board

How can people spend so much time here and still not know how things work?

Why not? I'm not talking fucking no-name indies, I'm talking respected companies and developers who I would enter a contract with to ensure the reasonable spending of money of.

Notch might actually be the hero we need.

>All that free time
>Irreverent "speak my mind no matter what" attitude
>shitloads of free time
>knows how to code/program, could probably do admin stuff easily
>actually understands Cred Forums
>owes us a little for helping to launch Minecraft

Cred Forums died in 2008

We're just the maggots festering on the corpse

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Don't forget

>pisses off SJWs on twitter to kill the time

The hero we need

>implying it won't remove half the traffic
That's a good thing. That would save the site.
>implying it won't enable massive shitpost fests across every board
That'll happen. For a week. MAYBE a month. Then the manbabies will get bored and move on.

>How can people spend so much time here and still not know how things work?
Why don't you ask yourself? You're the out of touch moron here.

start tweeting at him then

You don't realize how out of touch a lot of 2007-2010 kiddies are with this site

What the fuck does Lex Luthor have to do with this

Post the rest of these. He's done this on plenty of occasions

Because there's already a massive shitpost fest across every board? The only difference is that now those idiotic fucknuts have a place to gather and feed each other's paranoia.

>Mr. Shkreli the Israeli

That's the second item on my list you dipshit.

Trolling SJWs is irrelevant. The mere fact that he's speaking his mind even when it's clear he's going to get opposition is what's important here. That's a Cred Forums attitude.

but that's Sigourney Weaver

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I'd be okay with Emperor Notch. He has enough money to do a lot of good things for this website. He could even pay mods.

>>implying it won't remove half the traffic

But that's why people want it removed, we need the traffic halved or else hiro can't pay for the site

YO HIROSHIMA. Just hold a giant ass donation drive. All your problems will be solved in an instant.

>people are still freaking out

chill the fuck out already, at worst he'll merge some boards and kill a couple of pornboards + Cred Forums

Go to Africa.
Talk to the good old rich men that run the country and make business with them.
Build a mansion.
Buy a bunch of teen girls from russia to pleasure/serve me, release them with some good cash once they reach 22, then buy some new fresh ones.
Donate to health research and animal life so Im the good guy

Play videogames until I die, then destroy all the money so nobody could benefit from it posthumous .

Move to some backwater country like Australia or something, and start a small business there.

there is no problem, he's just a lying jew

Piss alot of people off and see them try to do shit.

wtf i love notch now

Honestly, one of the first things I would do is buy Cred Forums. Then, I would covertly use Cred Forums to sell my products and maybe become president though the power of meme magic.

What have you done/will do to support Cred Forums?

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>Cred Forums dies
>all the normies go back to facebook, reddit, and tumblr
>true neets move onto AteChan
>2(1+3)chan goes through a shitposting renaissance
>new golden age in the promised land
just kill Cred Forums already, please

Buy 1 billion dollars of russian teenage wifes and use the rest to live with them.

Why DOESN'T Notch just buy this place? He's been looking for a project to fill his time with and something to live for, why not this? He used to fucking post in AGDG threads, we assisted in helping him amass his fortune, when do we get our fair shake?

>visiting other chans

DISGUSTING

the increased traffic to those sites would be nice

You do realize how out of date that image is, right?

Newfags get triggered by racism now, so saying that you don't care about Cred Forumsspeak is complete bullshit.

I'm going to shitpost harder than ever. I'll keep this site on life support if I have to.

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2014.

A better question: What wouldn't I do?

Well, what else would you do if Cred Forums got shut down? Go to reddit?

>Removing half the traffic is bad
We also get rid of the worst board
The shitposting will die out after a month

nothing

>asuka fags being wrong as usual
Lol

tumblr

>We also get rid of the worst board

But Cred Forums is barely a fraction of this site's traffic anymore...

sorry, Im now old enough to go to my new home

>We also get rid of the worst board
Nobody mentioned deleting Cred Forums.

I want him to buy this place and destroy it, once and for all.

MAKE Cred Forums GREAT AGAIN!

retards are just going to see notch as le fedora minecraft man but he would honestly be a pretty good site owner

LEL

Moot is dead, so no one will delete /pol anymore

All boards get deleted except for one:

>/mc/ - Minecraft
>Cred Forums becomes the popular new website for children under 14

Crash the video game industry. No idea how, but it should be possible.

>kill Cred Forums
I can't even think of an appropriate analogy for how much every other board would suffer for this.
Like, double Holocaust with a side of Stalingrad, the Plague for flavoring.

>now there are a bunch of reddit tier pseudo-liberals all over the place

Is this a real translation?

Read the thread. We like notch here. He would be a great candidate.

Honestly? Buy my parents and sisters houses. Never have to worry about money again. Parents and sisters are happy.
As for for me? Probably small comfy apartment in a nice neighborhood. I'd give the rest of my money to my child If I were to ever have one.

Every gaming forum had a creative server, Cred Forums was part of a success, but not single handedly responsible for it.

A comment rating system is added, the ability to post images in threads is taken away, slowly and surely the site begins to resemble Reddit more and more. All out of pure spite. The True End.

I want to see those crazy Jap ads again

>Cred Forums suddenly likes notch and kotick
What the fuck happened?

>to my child
yo mean your wife's son, right?

sure, people in this thread like him, but i think you may be missing how many uninformed people browse Cred Forums

You haven't been on Cred Forums recently and think its still an actual board with a unique culture. Its not.
Ita /s4s/ with porn. Thats it. Its not funny. Its not edgy. It doesn't matter anymore. Its certainly not the gateway to the rest of the site it once was.

Notch has proved himself worthy

I never gave a fuck about Minecraft but I never didn't like Notch.

He said some pretty funny shit to and all of a sudden he is based now.

>Suddenly

buy a GF

yes

>Life has new meaning

>becomes a billionaire
>still spends his time shitposting on the internet

One of us!

He's actually pretty okay. I remember the times he'd just drop in on servers during the very early Minecraft days. He honestly was not that hard to find.

>Redditors come to Cred Forums and post without lurking, then decide they don't like 4chsn and pretend it has always been shit
Pottery

>We also get rid of the worst board

Okay seriously has anyone fucking tweeted this to him at all, because if not I'm just gonna do it

Do it

How much does Cred Forums cost?

>Cred Forums Pass user since September 2014.

A lot of reddit gold

When he made the game and was developing survival mode (indev) he shared it on here, and from here is where it caught on at other forums.

how much does reddit gold cost?

You have to actually buy a pass for it to work retard

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

But thats not r9k

A lot of WoW gold

1 Cred Forums coin

>Cred Forums will die in your lifetime
I want to be here for the armageddon.

500 Facebook likes I think

I think he was just trying to quote

I've had it since December of last year.

You couldn't even buy a gf you loser
TV has good memes though.

Neck yourself.

>niggas think they can knock Cred Forums

lmao

Prove it

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Don't reply to me or my husband's daughter ever again.

You can find him on some Twitch streams sometimes. I always imagine him sitting alone in front of a computer in his giant house in the middle of the night moderating some speedrunner's channel
What a life.

In case you don't remember, before indev there was a very long period of creative and I clearly remember Cred Forums, goons, IGN, gamespot, various local chans and tigsource having their own creative serves for a long time. Don't tell me about Minecraft, I was watching the development of it since day 1 he made the prototype.

yes you can, for the right amount a cute girl will eat with you, bathe with you, play vidya with you and cuddle at nights, they even will get married to you and live a peacefullife fueled by the power of money, as long as you have it

>relentlessly spam capeshit everywhere
>""""""good""""""

Begging you to seek sunlight

Of course you do, at least more so than you would if you were poor and sitting at home all day every day.

>it won't be deleted guys
>except for the times its been deleted
>b-b-but those don't count!

So besides Notch, who else would you guys want? Realistically speaking.

I'm trying to think of some actors.

Cred Forums and Cred Forums have the best memes. /r9k/ used to be good until it got flooded with normies.

>they even will get married to you
And then they will divorce you and get that precious alimony while you become a shadow of what you once were.

How many lives would be improved if this happens?

>buying Cred Forums pass
>giving data to hiroshiMoot

I just want moot back ;_;

>i-im an oldfag I swear!
embarrassing even if it is the truth

>you loser

Sure I could…you faggot

Realistically maybe 4 or 5.

Cred Forums doesn't have memes only shitposting
Cred Forums has actual memes.

>being jealous that he doesn't have a guaranteed replies tag

Embarrassing

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Moot tried to delete Cred Forums but it didn't work, faggot.

>/r9k/ used to be good until it got flooded with normies.

the irony of this post

>Kangs
>Practically responsible for popularising pepe as a symbol of the alt right
>POOO

try harder

i want the passfags to leave

Kill yourself.

Option 2 is the worst. Option 3 won't happen. Option 1 sounds most likely. Cred Forums and Cred Forums are priority. Everything else is expendable.

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2016.

Deed is done

you want the site to die?

> Cred Forums … best memes

nope, even Cred Forums, Cred Forums and /s/ have better memes than reddit light aka Cred Forums

You don't even remember /new/ faggot

I fucking miss SA so much
How do I make it 2004 again?

GR13
Get B&

>You've been summoned once more

What are you, gay?

HI NOTCH! WELCOME BACK!

NOTCH POST TIMESTAMP

Make Rhodesia white again.

I wanted to sound cool

H-how do you do that?

Cred Forums is a fine board but the obnoxious posters from it are shit

I would be fine if this site died for good. Besides more boards has Hiro done a single thing?

Option 4: Notch buys Cred Forums

PLEASE SAVE US NOTCH, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

If he's being honest, I guess this is proof that traffic does not always equate to income. Then again Twitter has probably proved that ten times over, if I'm not mistaken they have never had a profitable year and they generate far more traffic. Twitter has full time employees who are expecting to be well paid though, Cred Forums has volunteers. I'm actually kind of shocked if it's true they can't even cover the hosting costs.

wew

>Kotick
Now there's a name I haven't heard of in a long time

You sounded autistic
so close enough

>delete boards
>all the posters flood to other boards, not changing bandwidth at all
great idea retards

That would be cool. Notch is o kay in my book.

>trying to take we wuz kingz from Cred Forums
Fuck you you god damned faggot
We started that from the VIDEO GAME image thats always posted with it. Don't talk about memes you know nothing about.

user is cute.

All the retard cucks who actually spend money to post here should pull their retardbux together and buy this place.

The fallout from Cred Forums being deleted seems like it'd be nonexistant at this point. All the kids would fuck off back to their respective websites.

Now, delete Cred Forums in 2006 or 2007

Holy shit. I don't even want to imagine it.

Save us......

Buy Cred Forums, Reddit and 9gag.

Terminate them all. Spend all my funds to remove memes.

What song will you be listening to when this website finally dies?

I'll be listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

I can appreciate Cred Forums because at least they're trying to find the truth in politics despite being shortsighter

Cred Forums is just stupid

Kill yourself Cred Forums.

TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

You fucking newfag

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>not Komm Susser Todd

The only song I will need when it happens.

he's a plebbitor now

It must be amazing having so much money that all the typical SJW doxxing shit has no effect on you.
Nowadays even colleges and grad schools look you up online and see if you're "problematic" online

I don't see why that would happen. Why would those posters go to a board like Cred Forums if what they want to talk about will get deleted and reported off the board?

No one cares as much about rights and liberties as much as Cred Forums does. Not even self righteous liberals.

Spooky

>Let's have the guy who's known for selling out run this site

I hope you enjoy it when he sells it to Facebook or something.

this

Fund a research on how to turn into a 2d girl.

>they're trying to find the truth in politics despite being shortsighter
AHAHAHAHAHA
You sound like you would fit right in on Cred Forums.

>in a world where an evil genius had destroyed all memes
>one crack squad of shitposters
>will take back the internet with the power of meme magic
youtu.be/YlqGvf4dYNY

he hates facebook, and he sold out before he was a billionaire

Not an argument

Facebook isn't buying this place, if they were going to Hiro probably would have sold it already.

m-muh freedumz muhfugga

when did notch ever sell out

he was just lazy then he sold his golden nugget

Notch hates Facebook you newfag.

They warned us

>Not an argument

"AHAHAHAHA" is a argument, you cis shitlord

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF MOLYNEUX ANARCHIST KEK

Invest a lot of it and then open up that Jazz Bar in Seattle that I always wanted to do

You sounded 14.

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>When did he sell out except when he sold out

Wew lad. It's called selling out if you cancel giving he audience what you promised and instead give your game to someone else for truckloads of money.

This is Cred Forums's best birthday ever!

The only choice

youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0

jesus fucking christ

Only correct answer.

And when it bounces back, ROW ROW GALO SENGEN

become a large scale landlord, you know? own all the living south of my city. that's an empire that'll feed my kids too at least, after that they'll probably fuck it up

>Cred Forums now likes notch again

What happened? I'm genuinely curious. He has been one of the central hate figures ever since he stopped updating Minecraft in favor of taking vacations and once he sold it off he became even more hated.

What the fuck why can't i since4pass post anymore?

He sold mojang because he found out how shallow people were when he got successful you autist.

Well there goes our one shot. GG boys pack it in. user ruined our only chance at salvation.
Dox him and we'll move on.

He would finally get rid of Cred Forums passes once and for all and instead fund the site using Fallout 4 copies.

Lots and lots and lots of drugs

notch never sold out, he just gave up and then coincidentally sold his game

I wonder what a Todd Howard qa thread would consist of.

OP, you may actually be on to something.

/r9k/

This. That place has become so fucking cringey now.

Cred Forums is cuck central. Just look at how many people actually pay money to post here.

Suuuure. It had nothing to do with getting the money. He did it out of the good of his heart! Stop being an apologist for a person's greed.

youtu.be/V0lMrFMYKv8

Well he sold Minecraft to Microsoft for billions, partied with celebrities he didn't even know, got depressed now that he's rich, stopped giving a fuck and told off people trying to pester him.

Buy a country in africa and some paramilitary mercs, and some nukes.

>Cred Forums pass user since ______
The fuck are these? Did I miss some monumental change to Cred Forums while I was gone? Gold passes aren't a meme anymore?

He's a cunt. But Cred Forums saw that Cred Forums itself is a cunt and notch told some cunts on twitter that they are cunts thus Cred Forums have seen that notch is maybe ok.

Try to keep up

It's an option for passfags

My pass tag is gone now? Wow thanks japmoot

>central hate figures
I bet you think Cred Forums hates Todd too

Kill yourself.

>closing boards
AWFUL idea
the entire first option seems awful

I'd prefer more ads honestly

does anyone actually care that much about ads?

I like your artstyle

>Implying you can buy nukes
CIA doorkickers will hone on you before you even begin unpacking the silverware. Your hardened paramilitary forces will bend like grass against hard wind and you'll get black bagged. When you do "surface" you'll be found dead in the custody of some Congolese warlord and everybody will cluck their tongues about how brutal those africans are.

check out this fag's clover

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PASS???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't worry, it'll be back in a few minutes. He disabled it before for a few minutes like 12 hours ago.

Are you retarded?

They think way too highly of us. The days of LulzSec are gone.

>He disabled it before for a few minutes like 12 hours ago.

Have a pepe.

BRING BACK SNACKS

>malicious ads
Where can we jump ship to?

>he thinks poo in loo is Cred Forums

r/thedonald everybody

Should we bring Fortunes back?

Goddamn I miss m00t. Now I see why he left.

lmao @ u, faggot

yea then goes the quality of the site dumbass

Isn't poo in loo Cred Forums? Or do the nu-males there get triggered by pajeet?
It's on /s4s/

He's new. Don't bully him!

>Oh, I see. Thanks, cunt!

>It's on /s4s/
One board isn't enough.

No its from Cred Forums
Its why pajeet was trying to defend his country.

Ever again.

Right here, lads

>pay $70m for a $5m mansion

What the fuck is up with all these newshits?

>We

how about we keep only relevant boards like Cred Forums Cred Forums Cred Forums and /gif/ everyone else can just go back to gaiga

I change my answer - if I had 2 billion dollars I would arrange her death.

I don't care if the whole thing cost 2 billion, including keeping me out of jail.

she will be hailed as a martyr

@353569573
Come to my house and show how though u are, u fag

>buy 4chin to make a quick buck
>realize it barely pays for itself
>jew the community
moot should have just kept running the site

I don't care what anyone else says I would hate fuck this women until there was nothing left of her.

Way less than how many lives would end

>newshits
I've been here for over 3 years

>/gif/
I have never seen a board filled to the brim with more newfucks. Kill yourself.
>lol whats mless?

For a few weeks.

It'd be an obvious car "accident" in which she and McIntosh are driving in a car together.

but now he gets to make google money and wash his hands of the shitheap Cred Forums has turned the place into at the same time

>paying 2 billion dollars so people like her can push their agenda even more easily

user are you okay?

hi there reddit

Oldfag status is 10 or above years spent on the site. You're still a newshit.

New.

we need one porn board make your fucking choice and no fag shit.

>reddit
>implying
Reddit is a shithole.

>lazy piece of shit who is responsible for both creating AND ruining minecraft
>person who showed the industry that you can actually scam people's love and trust towards your company by asking for the money on the alpha/beta stages of development

But he made fun of SJW a couple of times so he must be totally cool, right, guys?

>notch buys the site and never does anything with it cause he's a lazy fat fuck
Yeah, this is for the best. Well, unless he actually gets a team to run it for him. That could end badly.

>implying you wouldn't sell out
>implying there is anyone who wouldn't

Hey reddit. I've been here 7-8 years now. Stop showing your new.

You're not alone
I would fuck zoe quinn too

wtf you guys? I thought I was a oldfag now?!?!

but i am lazy too

me and notch are kindred spirits

This. I wanna leave.

this

I never hated Notch, but didn't like him til he started shutting down twitter sjws

why even have mods, do they even come to this site

wtf i hate oldfags now

Certainly wouldn't buy Cred Forums that's for sure.

I just want it to be a jew or a nigger desu

probably not

It's a horrible investment.

its not even worth much like 45k

>Leave uni
>Pay off my student debt in one go
>Buy a house
>Buy my family a house
>find a business or two to buy so I can get a money flow going
>maybe invest in other stuff

After that, I don't really know

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It was Reddit that made Minecraft huge. It could've continued for decades with the level of popularity it had during Creative and never gotten anywhere.

There was actually a particular Reddit thread that hit the front page and you can see the number of sales jump drastically from that day on. I think it was around autumn 2011.

Fuck off passfag

facebook doesnt want us. In fact nobody actually wants to handle this cesspool.

Cred Forums instantly likes anyone who dislikes SJWs

See palmer luckey after selling out to the jews

What's wrong? Don't you wanna help the site you love? Buy a pass today!

I really hope something happens to this site so someone takes over and deletes Cred Forums

I would say 30% of you faggots are alright but the rest is normelfag mobileposters that unironically think stuff like Overwatch/skyrim/MOBAshit are good games and don't even come here to talk about videogames.

To the 30% out there stay cool my man, you know who you are

>he unironicly goes to reddit

What did Kotick ever do wrong?

Fag

I'm gonna tweet him right now, let's see if he replies

>cesspool.
The rest of the internet is catching up to our depravity and sin. Shit nearly 50% of Facebook comments are verbatim of what you'd see here.

I've been posting on Cred Forums 10 years now. And now it's ogre. It's been a pleasure, lads. See you on the other side.

youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

no, delete /gif/, /hr/, /hc/, /h/, /d/, /hc/, /aco/, /d/

all those images must eat up bandwidth

>/po/
>best memes

Sure but we still have our hate speech nobody else does

>buy Cred Forums
>invest it so money makes more money
>live NEET life in some comfy studio or some comfy cabin
>spend all days playing Vidya and lurking

...

Enjoy your ban. Pretending to be a mod or admin is a bannable offense.

ban gifs
ban webms over 1MB
create embeds for webms and leech off of gfycat, imgur, pomf like any modern website does
ez

by a bungalow in the middle of nowhere, put aside enough money for internet, food, games, and burn the rest

>NEWFAGS think deleting Cred Forums will make us stop talking about Hitler in groups
>not realizing I'll just move to the Papercraft and Origami board and post images of folded paper fuhrers while discussing how much we want to gas the Soros

Delete Cred Forums, I dare you. I'll just make more money on etsy as a result

>I wouldn't sell a shitty game for 2 billion dollars

t. liar

Regardless of who buys us, why the fuck would Facebook want us? We're all a bunch of weeaboo virgins saying nigger all the time and posting porn.

I would but I make memes for free and honestly I get no respect

But user, I'm not pretending to have power! I'm just a Trusted Poster, after all!

Bye user

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NOTICE US SENPAI

Your virginity is just flaring up a little bit bro. Go fap and you'll change your mind

This so much, the world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

>I get no respect
>for making memes
>for free

You have a lot to learn about life and the world user.

BRING BACK PASS USER TAG

youtube.com/watch?v=y5ecvBaqHBk

Time to go and stay at 8chn. Hate to say it. Bye

Heh, I knew you'd come.

I forgot Cred Forums even existed, lmao. Haven't been there in like 6 years.

>le fedora and trench coat man

Literally who?

Buy Cred Forums and advertise my own products on the site
Then make some fucking products

>he doesn't know 8chn is dying too

It could have been a lot worse. You did good user.

Boards to delete that would have the least repercussions if not positive ones

>/r9k/ (for obvious reasons)
>/soc/ (only used by normies and attention whores neither of which are very beneficial to this site)
>/Trash/ (not only is it hidden but it gets /d/ tier slow traffic)
>/s4s/ (Literally its just pure shitposting which is what Cred Forums is for more or less)
>/wsg/
>/toy/
>/qst/
>/mlp/ (bronies have died down at this point and I think people have finally matured enough to not sperg out over cartoon horses outside of Barneyfag)
>combine /i/ and /ic/
>combine /e/ and /h/
>remove /LGBT/ because it really serves no purpose outside of anti-gay b8ing
>/po/ (who the fuck even goes here?)

Everything else can stay but those boards serve no real purpose and are just a financial drain. I would say to delete Cred Forums because it causes more harm than good but at this points its the equivalent of a Helvault and to delete it would cause le epic (red-pillers) to go and infest and derail every single thread. god help us during election times too.

You jelly of my leaf fags?

>Invest half
>Set aside a couple mil for emergencies
>Buy a nice car (But not too nice), nice computer, either an upper-middle-class home or a swanky condo downtown
>Probably a cabin
>Go back to school
>Focus on being happy and actually following my dreams without the crushing weight of the million dicks slapping me in the face that is the day to day grind
I don't want to buy a mansion or yacht, I just want to live without having to worry

why won't japmoot lock the most popular and best boards, pol, b and r9k behind a paywall? keeps out newfags and would generate INSANE income. no one comes here for anything else, anyway. that or make a patreon

>tfw pass tag isn't working

Kievi.

SURE

DO THAT

HAVE LOTS OF FUN user

>COMPUTER
>TAYNE

Buy my parents a nice house and then get into the movie and game industry and shit a bunch of experimental stuff no one would dare to produce.

If that happens then Cred Forums will become like that too.

Make porn.

You have to manually update.

>That'll happen. For a week. MAYBE a month. Then the manbabies will get bored and move on.

The website as a whole was affected so much after /r9k/ got deleted that it did not recover even after moot brought it back.
Cred Forums's most defining trait (rage) was completely stifled and replaced with millions of " tfw no gf to play games with" posts thanks to all those self-pitying sad fucks coming here after their place got removed.

If you honestly think that the majority of Cred Forums exclusively browses only that place, and if you honestly think that they'll just " go away" if you delete the board, then you're so fucking new it hurts.

Nah it's just not working right now

Oh shit guys, evil pharmaceutical meme man is interested
twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/782649157404229633

2ch.hk, a russian-only AIB that's constantly hacked/DDoSed, can exist on pass shekels and donations indefinitely, while having:

>webms with sound
>40mb file size limit
>multiple files in post
>built in 2ch+ interface
>500 posts on every board / unlimited image posting
>unlimited scrolling
>USER BOARDS

So u be sayin that the main western bourgeois chan can't hold up on its 2005-tier functionality? I think that gook admin is just jewing here, he will add invasive ADs just so he could buy more jap fap pillows. However if he's not bullshitting, here's what you can do:

1) DONATIONS. Make it easy for anons to send shekels to the gook jew. There needs to be a DONATE button. Plus, he needs to set up a social media page with his WebMoney/whatever account number.

2) SEO-faggotry. 2ch's admin is a SEO-man, so he can do his wonders as such. Do they not have search engines in Japan? Hire an optimizer!

All in all, literally one search engine specialist (like Nariman Namazov) could save this place...

Yes
/soc/ isn't normal at all
/trash/ is containment for all sorts of cancer including furries, erp and steven universe
/s4s/ isn't even relevant anymore let them have their thing
No
No
Maybe
People still get ultra triggered about ponies
Yes
Yes
Don't know much about it
Fuck you it's one of the best boards.

Also delete /qa/

Holy shit yes, I would hire people to make my ideal porn game.

I'm fine with this. He'll make it pay to post and I already bought a pass so I'm in

Reminder that Cred Forums made Minecraft what it is

Any time another board makes fun of us, remind them that we made one of the most successful original creations in our medium of choice of all time

No seriously.

Holy shit, name?

This would be so fucking fun and incredible. Not only would they be experimental, the production values would be through the roof.

>video is not available in your country
Fucking kek
Silence is what I'll hear when the site goes down

>/wsg/
As much as I'd hate to loose it, it would definitely lift some bandwidth.

Kek, Don't you know what happened to that shithole? the faggot sold it to a facebook tier company and downgraded the webm file size back to 5 mb now.

Germany? also nice trips

we should all go to /r/thedonald serously. it's the only reddit board where you wont get banned for not being a liberal and you can discuss vidya freely.

We need to guilt notch into funding Cred Forums.

...

fuck off false flagger

all oldfags are voting for our boy Gary in this election cycle anyways.

>mfw this is our own August 2001 Crisis

Gary Johnson's our guy

HOUSE FOR EVERYONE! Brothers, Sisters, Mom Dad get free housing

Buy myself a cool house somewhere near the sea

buy Audi

Travel from time to time, just live life and try to create something to make even more money

Martin Shkreli buys Cred Forums confirmed

He must raise the price of Cred Forums passes

You must click this ad before posting.

>go from being owned by an incompetent gook to a greedy jew

Great.

What is she doing?

>looted EN 4 times this week
>it was all for the two slots where I have gear better than 840

FUCK OFF RNG

I'm late, just what the fuck is Hiro doing?

hahahahaha

The obvious choice.

fuck off you aids ridden faggot and stay mad too, laughing at you SJW piece of shit he's fucking based

Remember that "I'm sorry" tweet on the Cred Forums twitter?
He sold out, and we're one step closer to becoming literal Reddit 2.0

Martin please.

Amerifat
thanks for the (you)

My fucking god, what is this pass bullshit. Is there a thread where he posted?

I want moot back.

He's too busy buying TNA tonight to care about us jabroni's.

Frogs are cats now?

have another my man

...

Deciding the future of Cred Forums
He allegedly can't meet the monetary demands of Cred Forums so he has a few options
Expand the privileges of Cred Forums passes to give incentives to buy it.
Expand the ads on the site.
Or sell the site.

Thank you. I will be catching up with the shitstorm now.

You're both wrong, it's an Cred Forums meme

I've been gone the past week traveling for work.

Why is everyone freaking out? Did Hiroshima do something retarded again?

Was that "I'm sorry" tweet ever explained?

Halp

good goy

yes

I'd started making anonymously different small game projects, being basically idea guy. if project fails, make another under differnet alias, so no connection between me and game.
First would be hentai game where main focus would be on realistic as possible body physics and AI. also, integral point would be robust as fuck API and possibility to make different mods. I'd hired top 3d artisits and animators. So i'd basically would try to implement AAA porn game engine.

I'd be more than happy to take this lovely website off your hands. Just don't forget to buy the premium remastered edition of Skyrim this fall! Only $59.99, with a five percent discount if you own a Cred Forums pass ($40 RRP + tax).

holy shit this is actually happening check his livestream

>livestream

link?

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

Anyone who would close it down.

Just ban mobile traffic and everything will be fine.

i think the best idea would be remove image uploading whatsoever and just make convenient tools to embed images from 3d party providers like imgur.

Fuck off reddit.

this nigger doesn't know a single thing about this fucking site does he

He probably only knows what the redditors who have inundated Cred Forums have told him.

He would sell Cred Forums to facebook

>Martin wants to marry boxxy

GET HIM IN HERE

otherwise Cred Forums will die.
you must to sacrifice something in order to survive.
this time it will be dignity.

pls Todd save us

Oh fuck shkreli is balls deep in Cred Forums right now

Like that user said you are basically making this site Reddit. It will no longer be an imageboard if you can't post images.

holy shit notch PLEASE BUY Cred Forums

sick meme, buzzwordbuddy

>2ch's admin is white
is this really?

well, maybe changes are for good.
it's not 2005 anymore.

>Buy Reddit
>Let it redirect to Cred Forums
>Watch the fire

He doesn't have to do anything, he just has to take it off the hands of that chinese conman.

It's the same dude who owns 8ch

>he plays league and uses win10
he's our guy

>Notch hates Facebook you newfag.
Notch hates anything resembling work too.

all he likes doing is starting shitty little game engines from scratch then throwing them onto the pile.

Zero imagination, barely no talent, fatass who doesn't even know what to do with himself/

Unlimited funds to do his dream project, he has no dreams. Just sits alone in his ugly candy wall mansion arguing on twitter like a fucking loser

>le notch is lazy meme

trying way too hard to fit in here

What the fuck has happened to his Twitter during the last few days?
He's said pretty much nothing but "WAKE UP SHEEPLE, EVERYTHING IS SHIT AND YOU ARE THE PROBLEM" nevermind the fact that he's reiterating things people already knows without bringing any solution of his own

>rioting
>not "shitposting"

come on

Please point me to the evidence otherwise.

or are you just on his dick because he tweeted at some SJWs?

he watched the debate while drunk today

He's on the warpath today. Something must have burned his asshairs

nah

>mobile traffic rises as there are more mobile devices out there
it rly makes u think tbqh

Is that 2ch?

Move to Japan. Hire a full-time translator using a million. Hire another Japanese person using another Mil to buy my food and what not so i don't have to worry about them RACIST "GO HOME WHITU PIGGU" Japs. Have my translator translate light novels and manga for me.

find a QT Jap girl looking for White cock and fuck her.

>Revenue
>Cred Forums

Is he not aware of what hiro is bitching about?

>LulzSec
Is that the corruption of DedSec?

>thinking he can make revenue off of Cred Forums
hahaha holy shit

notch is the only good swede

>Hire another Japanese person using another Mil to buy my food and what not

Holy fuck that would be one lucky grocery delivery guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=DCfp56X-D6c

Yeah, he should just get a butler. Do butlers still exist? You know, the kind of guy who faithfully serves you in your giant mansion for 50 years and is great at fucking everything.

MARTIN JUST EMAILED MOOT ASKING THEM TO MEET

I don't think that user knows what a butler is.

>/d/ suddenly disappears

and nigger?

Why are you even getting excited about this? That guy will probably charge $100 for a pass just because he can. The passes are mandatory to post.

He's fucking live streaming Cred Forums and opening porn. How fast is he gonna get banned?

give him half an hour
jk google doesnt work that fast

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck
hes writing up his plan right NOW

>MOOT
Who?

jesus fuck dropping this shithole so fast if this jew buys it