Nintendo will never EVER make an edgy Zelda game again

>Nintendo will never EVER make an edgy Zelda game again
muh family market

>Twilight Princess
>edgy

Pick one

MM is the edgy one. TP just had darker visuals.

>again

MM is not edgy, unless you took the wrong messages from it. ie. played it too young.

yes it is

Twilight princess wasn't even edgy, it's textbook Zelda. Just because there's a darker world doesn't make it edgy.

No they'll never make another game like TP again because TP was ass.

>yes it is
No, the memes about it are. It's like you never played the game and got its messages of hope and love...

You realize that edgy Zelda games are an oxymoron right?

Good

>Nintendo will never make fapbait as potent as Midna again

Fixed that statement for you, OP.

>the apocalypse is literally going to happen in 3 days
>people in town are outright denying it or begrudgingly accepting it
>that conversation between romani and cremia on the final day
>romani being abducted by aliens
>dekus about to execute an innocent monkey
>goron leader died, unable to move on
>zora dies trying to save his gf's eggs, which were captured by pirates
>Lulu is so depressed by their disappearance that she doesn't speak
>song of healing
>gibdo mask
>deku butler's son

I love MM, but it's edgy as fuck.

No. It is.

This.

In their vain attempt to outdo OoT they forgot to make the game fun on its own merits.

>Whole town is about to die
>Go to that Ranch and listen to the older sister say she will give the younger sister Romani milk to help her sleep when the moon comes
>Entire Goron story is about a dead hero and a baby's grandfather dying.
>Zora guitar bro dies in front of you
>Whole game revolves around death
>There's also that one horny guy who asks you for a picture of a gerudo so he can beat off to it in exchange for the seahorse.

Just because the game's story uses sad and dark themes doesn't make it edgy.

Want an edgy game? Play DMC

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I don't think you know what edgy really means

>Just because the game's story uses sad and dark themes doesn't make it edgy.

There's a difference between "having sad themes" and being centered around edge.

You guys realize edgy has a definition and can be used unironically right?

If not then what other word can you use?

>mfw entitled and self-entitled now mean the same thing
>mfw edgy and pretentious now mean the same thing

left my face behind

Don't forget about the ayyliens who abduct Romani, and when she's sent back she's basically lobotomized!

>>Whole town is about to die
Even in an end of the world scenario, heroism triumphs
>edgy
>Go to that Ranch and listen to the older sister say she will give the younger sister Romani milk to help her sleep when the moon comes
What exactly is edgy about this? Compassion?
>Zora guitar bro dies in front of you
And plays rock like he was in his best condition. Only edgy if they tried to go for the black humor.
>Whole game revolves around death
Still not edgy. The undead dance in this game. The relationship and approach towards death are the important aspects, not "fits category [dead]"
>There's also that one horny guy who asks you for a picture of a gerudo so he can beat off to it in exchange for the seahorse.
I don't remember that part, but it's about as edgy as the old pervert -trope in Japanese productions.

>MM is edge
>No MM is not edgy
>Yes it is
>No it isn't
>Is
>Isn't
>Is!
>Isn't

God will you faggots just fuck already?

Winnie the Pooh is edgy.

>""""""edgy""""""

I don't care about edgy, i just want a zelda that looks nice and not like a shitty disney cartoon.

Can't i play Zelda with dark souls graphics?

I'm gonna do my best to get this back on track for you, OP: No, now that they're making gorillions off of the Amiibo figures and other kiddy shit like that, they aren't likely to make another edgy game of any sort. HOWEVER. If they were to it would be a Zelda game, didn't Hyrule Warriors do fairly well?

>Can't i play Zelda with dark souls graphics?
I would honestly kill someone for that. I don't need MM end-of-the-world type stuff and but atleast give me a pleasing, more realistic aesthetic.

Play Witcher 3. Its what you described