Encounter someone that's clearly a Cred Forums poster

I shitpost in chat whenever I can now. Never greentext because that just doesn't make sense to do outside of here.

>encounter people who are all clearly Cred Forums posters
>meme spam in voice
>join in on the spam
>Just 6 fat nerds yelling stupid shit like "WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIEEET" onto the mic
>proceed to curbstomp the enemy team
you people are OK

>have favorite Napoleonic Wars server
>it's devolved into Cred Forums, cuckposting, and meme arrows

Pff they greentext even on steam,

>/mlp/

I hate watching a stream with other people from Cred Forums and all you see if memes in the chat

>people unironically use lel now
I don't know why it bothers me so much but god damn.

>went to /mlp/

You deserved it

but thats a vocal minority
you dont see the others cause they dont make themselves known

So what? Memes are the secret code to identifying ourselves to each other. Perhaps Reddit or Tumbler is more to your speed if you can't handle the bantz. git gud

>being baited this easily
lel

>watch a livestream
>the shitposting is so rampant
>you can't even tell if they are shitposting or just actually talking like that

I don't even think the people that post on the chat are from here most of the time.

>now

Lel has existed for eons, user-kun. Same with kek and all that shit. It's common as fuck in the interwebs.

>I was only pretending

Lel will never stop being funny to me. Partially because it's a corruption of lol as well as le but also because it sounds so fucking smug and elitist.

You're not alone, im tired of that shit as well

Not a very good bait. Nothing to feel proud about. You made those two guys think you went to /mlp/ and got banned. Yay?

I can see it

>implying that was me
I was just calling out faggots where I saw them.

>people using "kek" and "lel" on twitch

>playing CSS
>hear children taking about going on Cred Forums

>they justify it by saying it's a common way to quote people in the internet

nah, i wasnt baited, i went to /mlp/ to question WHY?, and i got banned for not posting horsefucker related shit, kek.

>people that green text in game chat
Hang yourself if you're one of those people

>people greentext outside of the website

I swear I fucking hate that shit.

>*insert greentext arrow*
>"Oh, didn't know you went on Cred Forums."
>"You go on Cred Forums? WHAT A FAG!"

>get suckered into playing a mmo with a Cred Forums guild
>entire guild chat is live action shitposting nonstop
>no one groups together, no one helps each other, they just regurgitate memes and talk about traps when they aren't complaining about being ganked

What's wrong with just using quotation marks? That's specifically what they're for. I'm too old for this shit.

Why you went to that shit on first place user?

>people using twitch

"greentext arrow"
I hate you millennial shits so fucking much. This is how we quoted shit for years well before the first chans.

That's actually even more pathetic

>real life
>walking somewhere
>see group of people
>hear a Cred Forums meme and a scratchy laugh
>run in the other direction because IRL memers are furries, bronies and autists

Here's a free social lesson: If you're on the internet, sure, shitposting and memespouting are fine, who cares. But if you do it in real life, you're going to attract the worst sort of people: the people who have no lives outside of the internet. And if god-forbid you make friends with them, they're the only friends you'll ever have, because you become social repellent to everyone else.

> Kek is a Cred Forums thing
How young are you?

>Playing some online co-op.
>Dude adds me from a thread on the forum for finding people to play with.
>Seems pretentious as fuck and high on himself.
>Mentions that he's busy roleplaying atm.
>Someone leaves, so he joins the game (squad was full).
>Literally starts roleplaying like he's actually in the game from minute one.
>Sounds like a stereotypical nerd.
>Spouts memes.
>Constantly talks about Martin possibly buying Cred Forums.
>Says Cred Forums shit on the mic, talking about waufus and shit.
>Randomly slips back into roleplay.
>Gets on everyone's nerves. Absolutely no social skills. Can't stop talking.
>I ask him what boards he frequents.
>He says Cred Forums.

Literally just happened tonight.

>play CSGO for the first time in a year
>first match someone calls everyone a degenerate and how we are a bunch of cucks
>immediately dc

Why are you even here? Tell me, how old are you?

To wask WHY, why all this faggotry and horsefuckery... then some salty mod just band me.

>millennial
Should be an autoban to use that word

u mad salty babby?
lol u mad fagget
get memed on kid xD
u got le RUSED

why are you angry about children?

young enough to fuk you1re mom

>working retail
>random customer looks exactly like an aspie memelord redditor would be expected to
>in our 1 minute interaction, he uses no fewer than 3 memes.

Truly these people are gods among us

People use LUL now, it's annoying

sorry im on smarthphone, writting is a pain.

>Call that faggot out
>Proceeds to meme on me by calling me a jew or their greatest ally
I didn't care at first, but is this why you faggots cry about Cred Forums? Does Cred Forums attract children?

>mobilefags

No one gives a shit you old fart, posters have used the term greentext for quite some time now.

Kappa DansGame WutFace OpieOP PogChamp Keepo FrankerZ SourPls

Lel that's what I do at work

>t. Jew
In all seriousness people have called each other jews and shit long before Cred Forums. And greatest ally is an Cred Forums meme

>playing TF2 Classic
>Map is two big planes next to each other
>Bill "CIA" Wilson is micspamming
>Green texting in chat made your text turn green
It was absolutely great.

M&B is the worst when it comes to this.

M&B also has an extremely autistic community. Especially napoopan wars.
Coincidence?

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

Anyone else sick of oldfarts ruining Cred Forums? If you're over 21, think of what the fuck you're doing with your life.

over 30? kill yourself. you don't belong here. get the fuck out.

I'm sick of these fucking oldfags on here trying to tell the rest of us how to behave on a fucking VIDYA BOARD. Not a day goes by I don't see one of these elitist fucks whining about "waaaaaahhhh, Cred Forums used to be gooooood, waaaaah", and I'm sick of it. You idiots had your chance, and the best you could do was "do u liek mudkipz?" and "ur mr gay". Shit sucks and you know it. Name one old Cred Forums meme that was worth its bandwidth. It was worthless crap and you know it.

Now please, take your Quake and your pixelshit Gameboys and the rest of your outdated shit, and get the fuck out. There's a new generation on Cred Forums, and this is our house now

I guess it's the price I have to pay for all the sweet mods.

...

>uncut dick

Stale

Just your average po-
>that ending
Enjoy your ban.

>"What did you mean?"
>"I was replying in an imageboard-styled format, memearrows and such"
This actually happened. Don't ever scroll down.

>"be me"
>space after every meme arrow
>fps on console
Consider suicide

hahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

We both will be here in ten years.

And I'll laugh at you cringing at the kids.

RETARD
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Its likely they arent a 4channer because reddit has stole our memes.

>playing zombie mod
>15 year olds start screaming HE in the microphone
>talking about how they've been on Cred Forums since 2008
>asking peeps if they saw the latest Cred Forums memes from Cred Forums

what the fuck

>corruption of lol
You're age is showing.

You forgot
>playing Overshit in the first place

>join /vg/ chat in game
>all they do is spout memes

Holy fucking new. That's been a thing for over 10 years.

You can't stop me desu~

>gregor has joined the server
>he's fucking terrible

Memers are the worst

>complains about memes
>posts redditfrog
wew

>t. Redditor

DIGITALLY
REMASTERED
VISUAL
EXPERIENCE

>spent so much time on this shithole I have a hard time not respond with a greentext sarcastic response
Fuck

>play csgo
>everyone memes

>tfw /mlp/ is right next to /m/ on the mobile dropdown menu

Who are you quoting?

You in the future. Look forward to it.

10 years, fagboat. Get on the level.

>playing cs go

You are the meme

Who are you quoting?

I want to die but I'm too apathetic to kill myself.

leafy pls go

>People that say "Implying" in real life, trying to greentext

look at him, he's shitting on csgo, he's so brave DAE esports is stoopid xD

kys nigger

People like this are why this site is about to die

This xD praise le lord gaiben dongers out for harambe Kappa

Do you even english?

It would only be clear that they're from here if they meme anyway so WTF are you talking about

I wouldn't have posted this user or no

>HAHA IMPLYING THAT IM STUPID XD
Those are the people I'm talking about.

Oh don't be such a fucking baby.

>people putting quote arrows in WoW's trade chat

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I gently ease the maymays into the voice chat.

But it's a Trojan Horse because I'll be telling a joke or story and then BAM!

Maymays come pouring out.

itt: THEY'RE GIVING AWAY OUR SEKRIT CLUB!!! :(

based Cred Forums saving the memes from the normies

"I'm skipping this commercial break"

In my marketing class, they said the numbers reflected that millennials have next to ZERO brand loyalty.

It's all about price since they're all jobless, broke ass niggas.

>Be in business school finishing MBA.
>Other late 20's and early 30's students.
>Hear dank maymays and laughing out loud.
>I smile.

We are the future Illuminati.

>millennials are saving capitalism
Nice.

We need to bring back lulz.

Old memes were better than modern ones. At least lolcats weren't politically charged and most advice animals were better than >what did he mean by this?

I always ironically meme in real life, I don't give a fuck

I only do it on Steam, I swear!

>People greentext outside Cred Forums
>You know for a fact they're just fucking redditors

...

Are you seriously implying that being loyal to fucking brands is a positive trait? Can't you see how pathetic that very notion is?

Fuck, I forgot about that. Argument retracted.

But I agree that posting cats is way better than cartoon frogs

>talking to Cred Forums people outside of Cred Forums

Never. Fucking. EVER.

You're all fucking autistic sperglords who just can't fucking help themselves.

>Meet someone you think browses Cred Forums
>Let him in on an obscure in joke
>He responds with anger then he gets the joke
>He responds in kind then he gets the joke
Why are you getting mad at human beings interacting and navigating around one another? You wouldn't be autistic, would you OP?

>feeling smug about an MBA

>u sure ur cat? very doggish for meh

They're definitely cuter, and lolspeak was more pure. Never figured out how to write it, though.

Kek is a Cred Forums thing. It started on s4s as a mutation of lel, which is a mutation of lol.

Kek does not refer to lol translated in Orcish from WoW.

>newfags actually believe this
kekekekekekkekekekeke

see

are you brand fucking new or what
kek has been a thing before s4s was ever shat out onto the board index

>some redneck starts IRL shitposting about electing Trump

>Implying he's a redneck
>Implying he's joking in any form of mannerism
>Implying Trump isn't >>>>>>>>Shillery

>he has an anime profile pic and some "meme" username

I meant to imply that every single southerner is a potential 4channer by the virtue of supporting Trump. It's terrifying.

My username is the name of my fursona! òwó
Seriously though, why are people with anime profile pics a thousand times more likely to be shit in every other way too?

>go to general of game i'm about to play
>make sure to pick opposite side of the fucking autists that think a Cred Forums guild would be a good idea
>laugh at them everytime one of the autistic officers melts down and everyone in their guild suffers

>someone mentions Cred Forums to me
>pretend I never heard of it

Go back to Facebook

>Mfw saying implying and no one bats an eye
No, but there's literally nothing wrong with saying implying irl.

>Lel

YAMERO YAMERO! H-HE'S FAST SOMEONE STOP HIM!

>people who talk about how evil and disgusting Cred Forums is using "tfw" and "mfw" on twitter and facebook

>encounter somebody who actually communicates for tactics while joking around
>wind up adding them and talking to them for a while
>eventually becomes clear they obvious go to Cred Forums but neither of you bring it up because you're not a fucking aspies

erry tim

>Every single thing in this thread

I hope this place dies twice as fast as it already is so I can be done here.

>tfw you meme in real life

:(

That was a good movie.

>destroy a full Havel's guy going through NG+ as a SL15 darkwraith with a magic darksword in DaS1 by chain-backstabbing him through his constant attempts to chug
>fanmail full of ironic xDDDD's and le's that culminates in me being told to go back to 9fag or plebbit
>tell him that it could happen to anyone
>more lelele-ing and xDing ironically

Most Cred Forums-goers are fucking cancer, though I've met a good amount of them that are decent.

>implying "greater than" isn't commonly used in several sites including plebbit for quoting others
>implying the youtube comment section people use green font

>play on consoles
>memes still occur but are infrequent
>nobody from Cred Forums
Master Race my ass.

>Cred Forums user you know IRL spams """ironic""" memes on college's WhatsApp and Facebook groups and uses memes as part of his daily vocabulary in voice
>/o/ lurker you know IRL is a furry and replies "kys" to whatever anyone says to him
>person you showed /fit/'s sticky now masturbates to futa but says he isn't gay
>person who introduced you to Cred Forums left the site for Reddit

There are only 2 kinds of people in this thread.
Cool kids trying to green text but doesn't do it correctly, and the ironic shitposters.

>/o/
>even once

If you really want to talk about cars, you are on the wrong site. /o/ is fucking cancer and memeing.

>greentext
it's just quoting, you retard.

what really gets me is when people type out their "greentext" stories but decide to use characters like ~ and - instead of >

I'd agree if they do it for quoting, but I believe he's talking about all the people posting irrelevant shit, no quoting a single person, e.g. ">mfw this that" vs ">it's just quoting, you retard."
There's a large influx of retards doing the earlier example, literally every fucking where, I noticed it after 2009.

What is the matter? They are Globalist Skypes?