I cringe everytime when I see Watch Dogs 2

Are there any Muslims in the game? Or is it just a meme?

There's one in OP's pic, dummy. That's a hijab.

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Cringey as fuck but I'm still getting it. Online invasions are fun as fuck and coop might be good.

>>>/cuckshed/

I can't wait until release so you people can stop calling her a fucking muslim.
It's not a hijab she's wearing for fuck's sake.

The final boss is a Eastern European hipster Mark Zuckerberg tho

you sound like a faggot.

That just looks like a regular hoodie to me

I can't prove him wrong so I'll link him to Cred Forums

What's with the adoration of Islam from you "LE GEEK CULTURE XDDDD" types anyway?

You know they throw gays off buildings and stone women to death for being raped, right? And those are the moderates.

Wouldnt be surprised if that was their edgy style but the girl looks like a sandnigger.

Cred Forums is not the place for people who are wrong, it's the place for people who want to talk about politics more than they want to talk about video games.

Easy mistake to make, though.

Islam is shit but that's almost certainly a shitty hoodie
>muslim girl
>wearing short shorts

>And those are the moderates.
By definition they aren't.

>not wanting to be le ebin hackerman and bring down le evil corporations controlling the world while wearing cool fashionable clothing

You're forgetting that it most likely wasn't a Muslim who modelled her, but a Canadian numale who is a fan of Islam and wants to present it as "modern, cool and moderate."

Always read the metanarrative.

They are regular citizens. The hold executions at football games before kickoff. In front of stadiums of people. Either A) the percentage of extremists is FAR understated, or B) moderates.

More beneficial for libs to be inclusive and get more numbers when their followers are sheep.

Nothing west coast dudes do is fashionable.

mr. robot much?

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Is the first one worth playing on ps4?

reuters.com/article/us-afghan-stadium-idUSSP12564220080913

5 seconds in Google, mate.

I enjoyed it for 15 bucks. It isnt gtav but not buggy like I heard it was.

>doesn't know what a hoodie is

Retard

2nd result
rawa.org/murder-w.htm

KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - Thousands of people watched as a woman, cowering beneath a pale blue all-enveloping burqa, was shot and killed today in the first public execution of a woman in Kabul since the Taliban religious army took control three years ago.

>tfw to intelligent for Watch Dogs 2

I never see people mention this enough but fucking hell Elliot was pretty fashionable

>dat sharp decline in quality
the writing and dialogues in the first 3 episodes of the 2nd season are so fucking bad I completely abandoned the series. The main plot is moving at glacial speed and everything feels like some awful filler.

>Taliban
>moderates

I was talking about the audience, dummy.

>LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE SHITLORD LALALALA

>They are regular citizens. The hold executions at football games before kickoff.
>Taliban
>moderates
L O L

Oh, okay. I guess the Nazis were pretty moderate too then.

WE WUZ HAKING AN SHEIT

>thinks officials are citizens
>thinks sitting in a football stadium and watching an execution is totally normal

Uh huh.

Using the word cringe cringes me

>Taliban
>religious extremists by definition
>moderate

You're only digging the hole deeper

>thinks officials are citizens
No, that's you. Unless you're saying everyone who figures it's not worth being next in line after that woman when you just came out to see the footy match makes you just as complicit as the executioner, but by those standards, all of Germany was complicit in the Nazi crimes, so again, you'd be contradicting yourself.

The first game was so shitty that nobody really wanted a second one.

I never claimed the people sitting in the audience were Taliban, you daft cunt. I said they were regular citizens who watch the executions of women as a regular part of life.

>thinks citizens are officials
>would happily go to the football if it had executions beforehand, because hey, not your problem

Using it wrong makes me cringe even harder.

>watching is participating

I'm enjoying your mental gymnastics. So now we have permission to put in violent rape and ~~sexualisation~~ of womyn into games, right? Because hey, it's not like the audience is complicit or all that Twitter/Tumblr shit anymore, right? :^)

In this case, watching is condoning the behavior.

You dropped the ball, cuck. Enjoy your receding hairline.

being forced by an extremist regime to watch daily executions is the same as being violent extremists participating in daily executions
>accusing others of mental gymnastics

It is when you show up to watch, yes.

I bet you believe in stare rape too

>would happily go to the football if it had executions beforehand, because hey, not your problem
Life goes fucking on. Same as those villages near concentration camps that had to deal with the fucking smells. Or, same as Iran was a Westernised country where women could walk around in short skirts but were made to wear burqas after the revolution. What, do you think they all suddenly had a change of heart and realised that was the true Muslim way? No, they did it because they'd be fined or worse if they didn't.

>forced to watch

They're not forced to mill about watching stonings, dummy.

I swear people who go "LE EBIN HACZORZ" are even worse than the people who actually thinks this is what hacking is about...

They showed up to watch the game.

>want to watch some soccer
>have to sit through stoning first
>now you're suddenly the Taliban

They showed up to watch the game+ whatever the regime was going to do. If your government executes people before football games as a practice and you don't condone it, then you'd just not show up.

>know the government executes people before footy
>show up and watch anyway
>"i-i totally don't condine this, g-g-guys!"

Why are you making so many excuses for Muslims? They actively show up for executions and enjoy them. Like stoning women. You could silently protest by not going (and throwing rocks at her face), but they show up. Why? They're just regular citizens.

> Islam == feminism
> videogames are a political ideology
> Cred Forums is now Tumblredditwitter

What, and miss footy? And miss every other part of public and private life where you might have to deal with the oppressive regime that is trying to control many aspects of your public and private life?

And what do you do when they come knocking on your door to investigate your lack of enthusiasm?

>now suddenly have to stay home from football games because otherwise you're Taliban
>nothing else to do because you live in bumfuck nowhereistan
>become Taliban

Nope, that's your inaccurate assumption buddy.

>They actively show up for executions and enjoy them.
Oh, so when you were there you also asked them all their honest opinions?

Taliban-occupied regions aren't even the only parts in the world where Muslims live, it may surprise you to know. It's hardly a fair sample. Look at moderate Muslims living in Europe or the US. Where are the daily public executions there? I mean, that's what moderate Muslims do, apparently, and the liberal cuck governments condone them, of course.

Oh, is the oppressive government forcing them to watch football? No. They show up and the executions don't bother them enough to make them leave. Thus, it must be acceptable enough to them in their culture. Never have I said the citizens were Taliban you fucking idiot.

>Look at moderate Muslims living in Europe or the US.

Should I post those poll results or do you already know about them?

>They are regular citizens. The hold executions at football games before kickoff. In front of stadiums of people. Either A) the percentage of extremists is FAR understated, or B) moderates.
>articles are about the Taliban
>I never said the people were the Taliban sports is rape culture!

>They show up and the executions don't bother them enough to make them leave.
That's because, and I've already pointed this out, life goes on. You learn to deal with it.

Suppose that every time you booted up a vidya gaem you had to watch an episode of Feminist Frequency. I guess your options are stop playing vidya or condoning Anita Sarkeesian.

Surely you didn't just equate some poor woman's life who got executed with some random on Cred Forums having to watch a YouTube video. That's tactless as fuck you cunt.

That line wasn't me you goit.

Just because the executioners are Taliban, doesn't mean the audience are nor did I say they were.

Stop strawmanning.

What I don't understand is why would the epitome of political correctness be against the system. Realistically you could win the game by doing nothing, getting pats on the back and handouts.

>muh feefees

Are you for fucking real

Go cry to your blog about it you twat

It's funny that all the "punks" are now completely establishment and bordering on authoritarian in their views on speech, expression and thought.

It's funny that you've actually convinced yourself of that.

youtube.com/watch?v=gS5c_OVZmtk

3:41

this shit is normal in germany nowadays
gtfo ahmed

It's funny that you seem to have been living under a rock.

Would Watch Dogs work better as a strictly multiplayer game similar to GTA:O or APB?

>it's just a hoodie

>APB
>works

lol

It would work better if they weren't already living in some liberal utopia, more like what Mirror's Edge did. Who's "the man" here?

>peaceful muslims living in the west

No, your problem is that you've been under a rock with a bunch of other vermin, convincing each other that you can make perfect sense of the world from underneath your rock by just discussing it amongst yourselves.

Of course I've turned over your rock and seen you from time to time, so I'm well aware of what goes on underneath, but my frame of reference also extends beyond it.

Euphoric as fuck.

Is that a moderate?

Yes. Despite his vocal opinions calling for the destruction of the society which has accepted him, the fact that he is not currently exploding means he is moderate and supports the rights of women and LGBT folk.

>Anonymous
Ever relevant

>supports the rights of women and LGBT folk

If you want to make us dislike Muslims, you should pick issues that we actually give a fuck about.

For real, this just makes me hate the guy even more.

>only based nation on this planet anymore is russia

Shit

Okay, so any unexploded Muslim supports gender equality and LGBT rights, according to you, which, I suppose, is what defines a moderate. That seems like a notion that could be easily disproved, but I guess that actually portrays the global Muslim population as MORE moderate on average than it is in reality.

By the same logic nazis had a good ideology since most of the people that supported their it did not gas jews. Islam is not run by the "moderate" muslims

>"We've heard the complaints about the driving, so we've worked hard to improve it for the sequel"
>looks exactly the same

>By the same logic nazis had a good ideology since most of the people that supported their it did not gas jews.
They supported the gassing of Jews though.

>Islam is not run by the "moderate" muslims
Islam isn't run by anyone.

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>Islam isn't run by anyone.

Fuck off to reddit fagUbisoft is the worst thing to ever happen in the game development industry

>Watch Dogs 2 is about Sticking it to the Man in the same way that ordering salad in a burger joint is about bringing down the entire fast food industry

You should probably leave the Holohoax out of your argument, Shlomo.

It's like Skyrim with hackers.

>bring back T-Bone
>he's working with the faggot squad

>no muslims that aren't members of ISIS support stonings and killing fags
Boy are you sheltered

And run in the sense that the extremists are the ones that rule their countries, the ones that set the rules of their dumb religion. The ones that run Islam is the leader that makes women in his country wear burqas, the imam that convinces young men to travel to Syria and fight for ISIS, the man who judges a woman who had sex outside of marriage to be killed by stoning, the father that forbids his daughter from marrying whoever she wants. The housewife who "is peacful and one the good muslims" but can't go outside does not.

>Those exposes legs

Thank you, Ubisoft. Now I understand that Muslims can be hip and trendy too. They are just like us, really. I'm going to move to Pakistan now and party hard with hot punk girls in halal shorts every day.

>I'm not a pedo, I only watch child porn

Okay, you started off strong with a great strawman, but after that you just retrod the same old ground, really. Disappointing.

it's not a hijab but It supposed look just close enough to hijab, so your average kid will think muslims are "cool", "just like me" and progressive

I agree but if you ignore it the game seems fun and the city looks cool.

It's better argument then anything you've presented thus far.

>Islam isn't run by the people practicing it! It's an entity of its own!

It's not because it's stuff I've already refuted. Just go up the thread if you want to experience vicariously what it's like to be shown to be an idiot.

>hacks behinds you
>steals your bank account
>pssh nothing personal kid

Have liberals gone too far?

Don't take it personally Muhammed, it's just that your backwards dark age religion doesn't fit with modern society. The sooner you'll come to terms with that the better

Same. I'll buy it when we can play as the fixers.

IS HE BLACK TOO???

>BATTLEFIELD
>MAFIA 3
>WATCH DOGS 2

Have you guys read the Steam description? Sounds like a teen-year-old trying to sound cool wrote it

"Welcome to San Francisco. Play as Marcus, a brilliant young hacker, and join the most notorious hacker group, DedSec. Your objective: execute the biggest hack of history."

>the biggest hack of history :OOOOOO
:OOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=zo-uHtaJ1Ts

Pretty much sums up this game.

Looks like a hood used to hide her face if necessary

we all know hackers are just 400 pound white dudes, not googles running around with oversized smartphones

Well, they are not wrong, the game's creators are the biggest hacks of history.

WD2 really is full cringe. It has that teen edge rubbed all over it.

The first Watch Dogs had some punk bullshit to it with that woman hacker, but at least Aidan was just a creepy dude who spied on his sister while she was showering.

>SJWs will leave if you ignore them
>Cuckoldry is just a stupid meme and no one is that much of a beta
>Leftists are not in the industry following their personal agenda

It's ok, we are doomed anyway.

Why isn't the hacker a scrawny Chinese teen? I'm sure that's a far more under represented demographic than the generic black man, and more realistic too.

You faggots need to watch cyberwar.