Not liking triss

>not liking triss

What are you? Gay?

reminds me of skank ass whores i know

>What are you? Gay?
That's absolutely none of your business.

Uhhhmm actually I am Muslim so if you are gay I have to execute you so yeah it is my business

Witcher 2 Triss > Witcher 1 Triss >>> Witcher 3 Triss

So, you are the one who is ultra gay then.

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>constantly tries to seduce you by acting like jen
>as soon as you remember yen you go back for her and triss has to see that happening
>even then she supports you
>is genuinely happy when you still pick her
>manages to find a nice house and wants to surprise you but her eagerness betrays her
qt
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There are no gay Muslims In'shallah

>he didn't read the books
Are you a cuck?

>ugly unrealistic red hair
>sleeps with other men
>american accent

KEK

Geralt slept with countless women too

stupid fucking accent kills it for anyone with any taste at all

I read the books and still prefer Triss

also
>sleeps with other men
there is an entire short story dedicated to Yen bringing Geralt to a place purely so she can cuck him with a magician she fucks on the side

>>he didn't read the books
>>sleeps with other men
Not OP but user did you read the books? There's a whole short story about Yen leaving Geralt in bed in the morning to go fuck another man.
>unrealistic
magic?

Why would she do that?

>english dub

>Yen
Did I suggest I liked Yen? No, now shut your fucking gob.

What does it matter? My wife had sex with loads of men in her college years, but i love her and her son just as much. Its my familly.

>My wife had sex with loads of men in her college years

This is terrifying

wow you got really mad at that comment

Why are you afraid of sex?

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck! cuck!

Not afraid of that. Afraid of my wife's reputation as a literal whore

I love Triss.

Just because you're a beta doesn't mean everyone else is

Most men don't want to be involved with whores beside the occasional fuck

Always pick the redheads.

Always.

I actually didn't get mad, but ok.

Redheads are the devil

>Yen
>Acts like an evil bitch but inside is a rare good girl
>Triss
>Acts like a good girl, inside is an evil bitch

Was Geralt ever more happy than he was in this moment?

Fuck the devil out of them. And if you can't, fuck'em and bail.

that's not how this works

cucking the cuck

I like to see her blacked.

Who else liked the idea?

Why does Geralt always sound like he's got a huge amount of mashed potato in his mouth when he's drunk?

Triss is a bitch. Manipulative and totally immature. And she's not a really strong sorceress in the books, she cried in a huge battle like a little teen whore.

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i alread love yennefer, sorry.

I can maybe understand her not being peoples favorite but not just outright disliking her.

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the fact that most people know that she's just lying to Geralt and trying to cuck Yen

that, and she literally throws herself to Geralt's cock everytime, she's unsufferable

redheads are cute but you can't breed redheads without running the risk of having a boy who looks like a fag because he's a redhead

She looks pretty gross in the third game. Her facial proportions are all off. She looks like a crack addict.

She also has that weird forehead wrinkle thing going on.

shani was great

Abort if boy.

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any mods?

>brownfags buttblasted because their ancestors are Jews instead of Celtic warriors
Arr oh eff ell.

But those are the best ones, why the hard feelings? Did they turn you down?

Not a single one

Ginger (male) detected. Fuck off back to the hell you came from.

I'm genuinely sorry about your hair color. You can probably dye it at least.

I like Triss, but her and Geralt have very little chemistry. They don't play off each other well in any of the games.

Yen, on the other hand, matches Geralt's personality constantly. She's direct when Geralt is beating around the bush, she's blunt when Geralt doesn't know how to react, she's just as snarky he is, she's great at being diplomatic whereas Geralt lacks many of those qualities, and generally they play off each other really well in TW3.

I like Triss a lot, but it's very clear that Yen is a better match for Geralt especially when you consider how her concerns/goals often align with Geralt's perfectly.

Too busy cashing in on that Ed Sheeran effect to care, bros. Face it. Girls like ginger people now.

>hear about triss horse sex scene
>it's actually just sex on a horse's back

this

I really wanted her to shapeshift geral into a horse

I feel this disappointment as well. Thank the internet for sfm stuff though.

Best posted

Please god don't post this. Just seeing it makes me so sad
>this artist legit made a book teaching how to draw anime
Just... Please don't post it anymore. I feel so bad about this whole deal

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
There are reports where they raped guys before killing them.
They literally fucked a man before killing him.
But no, they're not gay.
Muslims are hella homo.

Man, that's pretty impressive, typing while being blind.

>Witcher 2 Triss
Definitely the best one because she's kidnapped for 90% of the game