Where were you when you found out the official vehicle of Donkey Kong was a rape van?

Where were you when you found out the official vehicle of Donkey Kong was a rape van?

I was here browsing Cred Forums like always. Why?

IN the same rape van you are speaking about

What happened to yoshi?

Seeing DK and Diddy next to Mario-style blocks is super weird for some reason.

I was driving the van.

Raped

Didn't they have Nintendo Hot Wheels back in the late 90s as well?

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What is yoshi doing on the left side?

Always relevant

Funny how that Yoshi is lying dead on the left there, one of DK's rape victims? And Diddy watches?

How come Cred Forums doesn't blow up vans anymore?

>implying his official vehicle isn't a bigass truck

gotta say, painting a massive version of your rapeface on your van is pretty balling

Not surprising, he looks very African-American anway

/fit/ keep hogging all the juice

never gets old

Being slightly jelly you found these already, none of the Walmarts in driving distance has stocked them yet.
Sleeping, from the looks of it.

>continuous background
Why don't more things do this?

HE

there were also Genesis ones

Yoshi wtf

Why the fuck is Mario a bread van?

Card art for Hot Wheels is something that Mattel started just this year with the also Walmart exclusive Stars and Stripes Series.

CG
COCONUT GUN

For these fun collections stuff Mattel tends to use fantasy models. Not the dumbest one Mario been a part of though, he was on the side of souped up ice cream van.

>souped up ice cream van
fully sick bro, should totally go show /o/

>wario's isn't his MK pimpmobile

day 1 pirate

>Walmart
>Stars and Stripes

Is there anything more patriotic?

Which torrent program do you recommend for pirating hotwheels?

Who do you think he has in that van?
We should get them out

lol

at home chillin
nice to know nintendo is in full blown licensing mode

it's over

It's not a rape van, it's a ape van, and he gives you his banana for free

>Daisy on Mario's package
PEACHFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH WE WON BROS

you wouldn't download a car!

oh year this is totally unprecedented

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Other way around. Mattel is struggling for cash so they're shelling out for licensing deals. It's why the Warthog is coming within the next two months and a whole line of vehicles from Halo are getting a premium line.

nice to know
ty

it is just that mario going iphone looks like the first step to go sega

Where do I cop these?

Walmart. They're US only I believe.

>They're US only I believe

Faggots.

Is there a Wario Hot Wheels car?

They did it in the most lazy way possible, it doesn't look quite right when it's all lined up, things are inconsistent.
They could have at least made it look nice when lined up.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

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The fuck happened to Yoshi?