Can I fuck Ciri? This is important and may be a deal breaker

Can I fuck Ciri? This is important and may be a deal breaker.

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She's your somewhat daughter, you sick fuck.

She's not.

>somewhat
>adoptive
>have not seen her in years

fair game

Even though Geralt has top taste, he wouldn't tap his adopted daughter.

Unfortunately no, but you can have cute daughterfu snowball fights and cute rock, paper, scissors matches and stuff with her.

And the sexy blonde singer.

>Finding mary sues attractive

and?how is that a problem?
get the fuck off to gamefags

No. She is not for sexual

Wew, lad. That is almost as good as fucking her.

You can

>the vampire quest with Priscilla

My rage was at maximum.

That's Dandelion's girl.

No. For some reason, the euroqueers at CDProjekt Red thought that you shouldn't be allowed to romance the sexiest woman in the game.

Also, a lot of this

>make thread about armor and materials
>2 replies

>someone makes a can I fuck X thread
>more responses than mine could have hoped for

Only with mods where you replace a hooker model with hers

Nobody cares about your faggy armors.

...

>I tried to have an actual discussion on v and it was ignored for a shitty waifu thread
What did you expect

Two people bring up the possibility in-game and Geralt is disgusted each time.
Although the second time he can at least sarcastically quip about his incestuous clown car of an adoptive family, maybe he'll break down after another hundred years

Nigga she wasn't even in the top ten

>>/lit/

Witchers get more conservative the older they get, just like normal people.

Shit, look at Vesemir.

I think she's a pretty good character, but seriously is there a bigger Mary-Sue in video games?
She's heir to everything, an awesome witcher without even needing the mutations, part magic elf, can travel between multiverses and apparently also through time... it just got a bit silly by the time I reached Skellige and realised she was somehow entitled to their throne as well.

>ciri wasn't even top ten

Vesemir is a boylover.

>Nigga she wasn't even in the top ten

>somehow
Her mother was from Skellige if I remember the books correctly.

Yep, you just have to wait til she gets into 'wrong time, wrong place' and land through a multidimensional portal straight on your dick

Her mother was princess of Cintra

So, conservative.

>playing witcher with overwriting saves all the time
>get to part where i accidentally kissed the fat neckbeard farmer boy
>start all over

Even nameless elves and Skelliger highborn ladies were hotter than Ciri

>overwriting saves all the time
It's the bed you made.

Can I somehow fuck up collecting all Gwynt cards from the base game?

But that guy is a self-insert, why did you deny yourself?

Never forgetti

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>Even nameless elves and Skelliger highborn ladies were hotter than Ciri
Yes you can.

Sure, and her dad's the emperor and her adopted dad's the world's greatest witcher, and her ancestor was the super-powerful Eldar elf queen from whom she's inherited god-like powers... etc. etc. etc. It gets a bit tiresome after a while.

I thought about telling his sister I liked girls, but in the end I thought I'd give him a kiss because why the fuck not, he was about to be shunned and die horribly and then be resurrected horribly.

Yeah, it's almost as if she was a protagonist in one or more of the books. I'd rather the story centered around the farmer girl you could fuck in Witcher 1.

Never read the books, but I might give them a try some time.

I read the short story where Geralt is hired to kill the golden dragon. I really enjoyed that.

Geralt would never fuck his daughter, also he has a bro code with Dandelion, they don't dip into each other's trash.

nigga you don't know what Cred Forums is for?

She is the centre of all attention by a lot of factions in the Witcher world, but she definitely did not have an easy life, user, read more of the books, poor girl goes through a lot of shit.

Sapkowski was basically making fun of mary sues in the books, he lets Ciri become a monster at a certain part of the books, she basically kills innocent people without batting an eye, she spends some time later trying to redeem herself after that.

I know she hasn't had an easy life, but that's not really a prerequisite of a Mary-Sue.

Like I said, I still like her and think she's a good character. Some of the moments she had with Geralt genuinely made my heart swell seeing him fawn over his "daughter".

I still think she counts as a Mary-Sue though, for sure.

In the games, I can see your point, but definitely not in the books at least.

Yeah I've been meaning to read them for a while now, but so far only managed a few short stories.

This is such a dumb shit remark that I don't even get it. If you can jerk off to a fuckin pile of pixels anyway when you watching porn, so why the fuck it matters who she is if she looks hot?