Game has dozens of pages' worth of information about background assets

>game has dozens of pages' worth of information about background assets

why is this so common? don't they understand that literally nobody reads a single paragraph of this shit?

I do.

I read most of it

I read all of it.

But I do

Because minigames on loading screens are trademarked

I read it.
And it's a good thing.
You dolt.

I do

i read all of it

then again i'm also autistic so there's that

I played Asscreed 3 to completion without reading any of these.

After I completed the last mission I decided to give them a read and they're actually pretty funny.

lol

I can't get immersed in a game if I don't read the lore.

Just because you're an illiterate faggot doesn't mean everybody are

Far Cry 3 descriptions were 3 sentences at most to please the ADD internet lurkers, and had the epic sarcastic reddit jokes as well.
I would say 6 lines of bold large font is a limit beyond which I skip most walls of text.

This is a good example of the text which begs to be skipped but might still get read on a good day.
Anything longer - bam, you lost me.

i love this bait, mind if i use it?

By who?

I think namco owns it, so blame them

You're right, it's Namco.
However, I think I heard that their monopoly on loading screen games expired.

>Not reading flavor text for free immersion

>free
>in a game you paid for
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