Comparing their shitty Sticker Star sequel to Splatoon

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You have to attack him for a bit then he'll go to his invincible state then you use both thing cards.

Not even the footage, see here If you have a wiiu and a 16gb sd card you can play the game right now
Attack him until he uses the spike ball, then use the disco thing and the icepick in the same turn

This is straight up sad.

>A supportive friend to share in your excitement

ive only ever played TTYD and a little of 64. Is the battle system of the following games and color splash really that bad?

I should point out the fact that i love consumables in games and dont mind at all that its based on consumable cards you find for battle. I think its a cool mechanic.

Goddamn, this ad is pitiful.

I'm sorry, it's real. I remember it.

It's entirely pointless. Battling only makes you consume your items while giving you coins to buy more items (but you receive so many coins by simply exploring that battle money is unnecessary). Color Splash does add a sort of experience to increase the paint capacity of the hammer, but you get it to such a high capacity so quickly that you'll never need to battle for any reason after the first couple hours.

well thats lame. They could really use some kind of experience system that unlocks new cards or something.

Is the battle fun at least?

The main issue isn't the consumables, it's that you have no fallbacks and you can run out of items during a boss fight where you either: have to flee and start over; or is forced to die (if you can't flee)
And that you never level up so you don't have any stats to increase. After a certain point, the amount of paint doesn't matter anymore and you will spend most of the time running away to not waste your paint/powerful cards on fodder enemies and save them for the bosses

I think it's more the fact that Sticker Star and apparently Color Splash don't have partners.

For me, the character dialogue, level design and partners were the best parts. The gameplay wasn't annoying or difficult, but it also wasn't particularly interestint aside from badges, so I never thought about it too hard.

But the dialogue is terrible and riddled with memes, partners are non-existant, and the levels are uninspired.

No one on Cred Forums has played it.

Haven't played Sticker Star yet, playing Color Splash now so I'll only speak for it. I can't really say it is. Cards usually one-shot every enemy unless you completely flub the action commands or use weak ones on purpose, and bosses revolve around the use of extremely overpowered cards called Thing cards you find right before each one that completely murder them with little effort provided you use them at the right moment in the battle. Otherwise you're straight-up not allowed to tough it out and defeat a boss with just the regular cards as there'll come a point where the boss either does too much damage to you or becomes impervious to your attacks unless you use the Thing.

Basically, play this game for the witty writing and the exploration. I wish the battle system was removed entirely.

It's funny how this image is an accurate summary of Nintendo right now

I honestly wonder what they were thinking. It's gotta be one of the most unpolished battle systems in a mainstream game, and it passed testing for not one release, but two.

When you can run past enemies in a beat 'em up, it's a bad beat 'em up. When you want to avoid combat in a RPG, and it's not trying to do anything unique, like be Deus Ex, it's a bad RPG.

You're wrong, but okay.

How could someone this bad at making ads get a job? It looks like something you'd find in a fucking high school graphic design class.

So you should play it for the cinematic experience?

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I played it, it is 6/10 overral

>Or "LOL," as all the cool kids are saying.

Feels like something written in a snarky buzzfeed article.

No, the exploration is actually decent and the map design is interesting in how you go all over the place in different levels around the map instead of following each zone from start to finish in a linear fashion. It's alright as an adventure game, but the combat really hurts it.

> (Or NIGGERS as I like to call them)

I keep asking myself this. At some point did NoA fire all of its marketers? I think they have localizers making ads and cutting their trailers. Even their commercials are shit. Everything they are involved with is out-of-touch and embarrassing.

>great system
>great games

It's the truth.

Theres not even 10 good Wii U exclusives.
>inb4 ZombiU, Devil's Third, Mario Maker and Fast Racing Neo

>Splatoon
>mario 3d land
>mh3u
>wonderful 101
>bayonetta 2
>pikmin 3
>xenoblade chronicles X
>donkey kong tropical dong
>Mario kart 8
>Yoshi wooly world
>pokken tournament

Splatoon, Mario 3D World, Yoshi's Wooly World, Bayo 2, DK Tropical Freeze, Pikmin 3, Wonderful 101, Xenoblade X and Mario Kart 8.
There you go, I didn't even had to mention Mario Maker, and I still left out some other great games.

Wooly World isn't exclusive.
3D World is fucking trash.

>3u
>exclusive

>mario yoshi shit
>good

>3D World is fucking trash.

>monster hunter
>good
No.

You have shit taste, but ok, add Tokyo Mirage Sessions and Captain Toad.

Fuck off kid.

>Add Tokyo Censored Sessions and a $40 shovelware expansion pack
lol

Oh, I didn't know you were a fucking retard. My bad.

TMS is a good game as long as you pirate it and get the uncensor patch.

>Using a meme to declare a game's quality
>Screencapping someone using a meme to declare a game's quality

Well someone's fucking butthurt.

Oh, sure, those absolutely inconsequential changes they made sure were integral to the game.

I'm just disappointed I wasted my time with such a shitposting retard. Fuck off.

TRIGGERED

Anyone want to post a better list for ps4 or xbone?

Yes, actually. Chapter 2 becomes completely retarded with those changes, and they're unjustified in the first place.

Fuck off shill. No ones paying for your hack job of a """""localization"""""

>Memorable characters
>Talking paint can

What even was the name of the crown from sticker star?

Kristi, right?

>ugh omg how could someone possibly care about something I don't care about ugh
Go die in a hole you little fucking crybaby.

Did you play the game?

>neo nintoddlers can't even list a distinct top 10 wii U games list

that's how you know the console is terrible

>Color Splash does add a sort of experience to increase the paint capacity

It's also a lie, the amount of paint that you use is percentage based and is only there to give a false sense of progression for people that whined about no RPG mechanics.

Kersti.

Huey is a fun character though, don't know if it's just the localization but he's pretty high up as far as assistant characters go.

>Didn't compare it to Sunshine

And now we won't be getting any more JRPGs. Good job, you fucking asshole. You sure showed them.

>Anyone want to post a better list for ps4 or xbone

Yeah, 4 people bought it instead of 8. What a fucking travesty.
I wouldve imported it if region lock wasn't thing. Blame Nintendo for that.

who is we? do you mean neotendo fanboys who only buy their shitty games and consoles?

>accept hack jobs or else they'll take your games away
TMS was a weird spinoff, not an established franchise on the verge of death like F-Zero or Chibi Robo.

It was NoA's fault for butchering the game and still expecting people to buy it up.

>its a Cody thread
Yeah. Fuck those Pretendos for having standards.

Don't make excuses, you're just a fucking leech. Did you have fun playing the game you pirated? Knowing the people that put all that love and care into the game aren't getting paid? You disgust me.

>Business does dumb shit, gets no sales
Whatever will I do without another entry in a series no one wanted or asked for?

How long is the game?

No, people who like JRPGs.

If a new saga doesn't sell, then it dies.

No, it's your fault, because they changed nothing of value, you fucking idiot.

Standards? Don't make me laugh, you're just fucking retards jumping on the MUH CENSORSHIP bandwagon.

>no one wanted
Speak for yourself

This is how I know you're a fucking neckbeard. Normies pirate music, movies, and tv shows all the time. They aren't the one setting assmad over piracy.
Stay buttblasted you pathetic fucking neckbeard loser. Your tears taste delicious.

Yeah, how dare they to do something new with their properties? Are you fucking kidding me?

>CAST MEMORABLE CHARACTERS!
>from Squid Sisters to a talking paint can!

25-30 hours. Some parts are fun, but others feel like a drag because of how long it is

>Normies pirate
Nigger normies don't even know what piracy is

>UGH SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING PRETENDOS

This is how I know you're a fucking piece of shit. Keep wasting your time in a board of something you don't give a fuck about.

>posts meme le stronk and lesbian fish

I'll pay for it when they deliver a quality product, not a gimped one.

>These people wanted Persona lite with shoehorned FE cameos

Look at them, look at them and laugh.

I honest to God feel like Nintendo's marketing department is just a series of people applying the shit in this book to their company

Tell us what you wanted user, I'm dying to hear it

So TMS? Good, go buy it then.

No he's not, what are you talking about?
Do you think
>tin cans always be like
is funny?
He's just Kertsi given more screen time.

Not until the bikinis, wedding dress, gravure dungeon etc are fixed.

>No, it's your fault, because they changed nothing of value, you fucking idiot.
But they did. Chapter 2 and Maiko's third sidequest (more like Maiko's entire character) were killed by censoring the gravure modeling. It was the whole point.

All that is completely inconsequential. And there's nothing changed in the gravure dungeon, other than they adapting the gravure term so people in the west can fucking understand what it is.

Eh, I like his sass. Maybe I'm too easy to please now that the series has sworn off original characters almost completely.

>people in the West would've been unable to understand bikini modeling
>that's why it needed to be changed to street fashion
Maybe people like you, yeah.

>All that is completely inconsequentia
Thanks for your opinion.

Maiko's book was the same thing, and in the end she went and did the third one, so nothing changed at all, really.

>be a drawfag
>draw porn of the Shadow Queen
>one day receive a takedown notice

>“We are contacting you because Nintendo’s Characters on the profile are being used in a way harmful to the brand and without Nintendo’s consent. The use of Nintendo’s trademark and Characters may confuse consumers into thinking the content is sponsored or endorsed by Nintendo. The profiles offensive content may further lead consumers to have a negative or weak opinion of Nintendo and the Mark and Characters.”

this is the last straw

People in the West would've been unable to understand bikini modeling in the middle of a fucking town, yes. It was a fucking stupid thing to do anyway.

Was it by that fake NoA employee?

>What are falseflaggers

Splatoon is a mediocre game. The single player is not only short but also extremely boring. The multiplayer is average. Chances are that if you played the game for more than a week, you are mentally challenged.

>The single player is not only short but also extremely boring.
There's shit taste, and then there's you.

This shit just happens in dumblr.
It's just a false flagger because dumblr mods don't check for DMCA.

I got once and re uploaded my shit and told then to fuck off.

The strike they give you after such bullshit won't go away, though. 3 of those and you're permabanned. The only way to even counteract this nonsense is by exposing your actual information (name, address, phone number, etc.) and making yourself liable for an actual trial. That shit's NOT worth the risk.

Yeah but this only happens on tumblr. And I didn't even tagged my shit to boot.

Also they just go after one image not the entire blog, I swear I saw people with pages and pages with porn of nintendo characters but they just got DMCA for one image.

quads don't lie

Do you think people just do it for shits and giggles, or are just Sonyggers/Xfags trying to damage Nintendo's reputation (Which they don't need any help doing anyway)

>Do some kind of shit in Nintendo name.
>Guise Nintendo is evil, they don't care about their fans etc etc etc.

Guess what?

>Xenobalde Chronicles 3DS

Fuck NoA and Reggie for making the Wii one limited Gamestop edition and once again benefiting scalpers instead of their own fans , at least it got cheap much later thanks to the arab edition imports

Xenoblade was the most common of the 3 Operation Rainfall games, try looking for The Last Story or Pandora's Tower

>Pandora's Tower
30 bucks on amazon brand new

>The Last Story
Kinda expensive 70 bucks brand new on amazon but affordable

Is the Rocky Wrench enemy card missable? I already got it but they disappear from both levels they appear in once you beat the respective levels, is there a way to get the card after that?

I think the blue snifit that sells cards might give you it

They're still on the Sunset Express level. Talk to one of the Toads & it'll bring you to the moving part of the train. Afterwards go to the area where you used the Cut Out ability on the outer side of the train & the top-part should have them.

Rosalina has to be the sexiest character they ever came up with, goddamn. What a fetishbomb.

I want a fully uncensored product.

Nintendo is not offering to sell me the product that I want.

Since they obviously don't want my money, I go to the source that offers me the product I'm requesting.

The simple fact is, Nintendo can definitely do whatever they want with the games they produce, develop, and localize, but at the end of the day, if their choices backfire, they simply have to suck it up.

For instance, they stuck to their guns with Federation Force. Said it would be a Wind Waker-like situation. Tanabe compared trying to court fans to 'love' and 'romance'.

It ended up being one of the worst selling games Nintendo's put out in recent memory.

Just gotta take the lumps.

just shut the fuck up and buy it

Huh, you're right. I would have expected the enemies to be completely gone from that level, even the enemy NPCs in the train car are still there (except the Shy Guy)

>defeat Kamek for real
>a few battles later he shows up again to fuck with my cards in a normal battle
Brave, IS.