ITT: cancer you wish could fuck off from Cred Forums

ITT: cancer you wish could fuck off from Cred Forums

Super Metroid

(You)

weebs, nintoddlers, console fags, retards, people who praise shitty business practices, witcherfags, aka 99% of Cred Forums.

Is there something wrong with battlefield 2142?
What are you underage?

This has to be bait.

Reminder that we're not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with us.

So would you kindly fuck off back to r/masterrace or wherever else it is that people split their own asshairs for fun.

did some bf4 babbyman get btfo whilst trying it out?

my condolences, you should trying gitting gud

Old shitty games don't belong here you fucking shill.

Seriously I hope you die
I bet you dont know what a good game is when you see one
Why even bother coming to V with your underage ass

fuck off newfag

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One day you'll be the old shitty games and you won't belong here.

>what's wrong with battlefield 2142
I want your shitty shills to fuck off and kill themselves. 2142 was always a shitty game that is only liked now because it's a forced meme.

>old shitty games don't belong here
>posts picture of some dumb fucking (probably his favorite) e-celeb

I'm afraid it's past bedtime, user.

Fantastic game, I feel sorry who people who don't understand that.

> air-burst grenade launchers that let you adjust explosion distance with mouse wheel
> hover tanks with strafing ability
> titan mode is unique and fun due to boarding strats, escape pods, turrets vs. jets, etc.

They could release a remaster of this game in the new engine without changing the gameplay at all and it would be a massive hit.

You disgust me.

>forced meme

How long have you been here son?

>shilling old games not even being run by the original IP owners anymore
back to the youtube comments section kiddo

Woah you almost got me there with your hotly baited opinions

Oh my god. It's happened. A completely new generation of kids that are younger than me have grown up with their own memes, experiences, and internet celebrities that I have almost no interest in or identify with. Their Club Penguin to my Neopets. My AVGN to their Angry Joe. The same experiences they're using to call my own experiences old or outdated with, and truthfully given the generation it's only logical they'd feel this way.

This is it, fellas. This is what age feels like.