You're at Rodin's bar when this lady witch times behind you and smacks your huckleberry friend on the ass...

You're at Rodin's bar when this lady witch times behind you and smacks your huckleberry friend on the ass, what do you do?

Become incredibly jealous of my friend

i also would be jealous of friend with berry for ass

I take it as a challenge and smack my huckleberry friend harder.

Call her sexy

The only appeal glasses have is to marvel at how much better the girl in question looks without them on.

Kill myself

>Bayo will never give you a rim job and stick one or two finger up your ass

Why even live?

i want to be bayonetta and have a cute lesbian relationship with jeanne

Bayo without glasses looks like shit.

And it really depends on the fashion sense of the girl. If she chooses a pair of glasses that compliments her face, they look very good.

>Bayo without glasses looks like shit.
lies

prove it fagot

spoilered for virgin eyes

delet this

Shit.

Now here's a proper picture of the lady.

Tie her up whether she likes it or not.

Mourn him the best I can. This "lady" smacks hard.

Smack her ass

Nah, glasses are amazing

t. glasses fetish user. It kind of gets out of control to the point that every person that puts on a pair of glasses becomes incredibly hot in my eyes

Blue board you fucking faggot

I hope your fetish doesn't include cumming on glasses. I always get horrified when men do it in porn.

Would you user?

Why is she so perfect Bros
>she will never be your mommy gf

Choke my friend to death for being uglier than I am but gets all the ladies, cry as I get detained and sent to jail and try to kill myself while in captivity.

y-you too

Angrily demand that she smack me on the ass too.

Summon Temperantia.

Just end it.

i try to attack her but i get 0 to death'd

>bayonetta 2 never on ps4/xbone

Oh well

You dodged a bullet to be honest.

You're better off wishing for a Bayo 3.

But i drink alone.
I have no friends.

It's time to dust off the wiiu. I never got to finish Bayo 1 & 2.

for the NX

Be jealous as fuck.

I avoid the cringey, pathetic personification of extreme penis envy and continue to enjoy my drink.

Kiss her on the mouth and ask her if I can suck her pussy while she sucks my cock.

When Rodin says "abandon all hope" during an attack, it's referring to Dante's Inferno. The gate you enter to hell says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here". Also, Rodin is the name of a French artist who made "the Gates of Hell".

She looks at you weird and asks what a cock is.

Ask her to smack my ass next.

Call her mummy and beg her to spank me.

Cum and start farting

Start humping her leg.

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