Why is it so hard to find a live stream where it's just one or two guys enjoying a video game and talking shit?

Try watching the northern lion live super shows

I'm not even hating on the girls doing this. They are girls, they always want to make profit out of their bodies. The thing that makes me mad the most is that idiots with money (which is the majority on this planet) pays them, therefore more useless cunts do this. It's endless.

youtube.com/watch?v=JLmazUxJz4A
this guy is exactly what you're looking for, sadly he doesn't stream anymore for some reason

There's porn, and then there's some boring fag playing your game on twitch, but if you combine the two...

I wish I could make money just by being a stupid whore.

yes,falls under advertising

>girls playing games
It's not even entertaining or professional, it's like watching babies trying to fix a car.

Well fuck

nothing's stopping you

>some kind of gimmick
Thats what teens like. They like a baby-voice, yelling, or tits.
And streamers are doing what they can to get the most views.

You can't really blame them. They're just following the money.

>watching babies trying to fix a car

That sounds pretty damn funny. With that said I usually stream when I'm drunk and talk shit to the few RL friends that come to watch me be bad at street fighter or what ever retro trash I'm in the mood for.

Why don't you just make a friend and do it yourself instead of being a fucking loser fly on the wall and making someone else money off your loneliness?

>That sounds pretty damn funny
No, it's not
They just sit around.

Most of them are just rich Arabs.

Ha, no.

I don't have a set of DDs.

How about you watch me stream OP?

I'm pretty cute and good at the games I play.
;)

Vinesauce

They are. Do you really think a beta who's only income is through their minecraft videos can afford to give money away?

You mean most of them are thirsty betas, with a few rich Arabs

>streamers are shit
No shit einstein

>implying "gimmicks" aren't a requisite part of twitch streaming

i don't think you understand the target audience of streamers. if they're not meme-ing constantly and enforcing a "NO TRIGGERING LANGUAGE BECAUSE WE'RE SENSITIVE" policy in chat, they can't survive. the entire site is built around bearded manchildren shilling indieshit and playing F2P games. nobody that's "chill" is going to be streaming. everybody that tries that ends up being largely ignored so they stop bothering to stream.

that being said, i've had some luck with certain creative channels. people drawing/painting on photoshop are generally pretty chill. also just look for your favorite games and then just scroll to the bottom and check out the channels. odds are if the viewer count is too low then the streamer won't be interacting with chat, but once you get high enough you make your way back into the fedora-lord bullshit

red flags that make me close the stream window instantly

>doesn't use a microphone, instead types responses in chat
>donation incentives, bonus points if it's for something moronic like "help me pay my bills"
>obnoxious follower alert
>overly complex / ugly overlay
>donation link in one of the top three panels

Nobody nowadays streams just for the sake of streaming for fun and interacting with their viewers, all of them are just looking for an easy way to make a living, some are just more transparent about it than others, it's just a platform for attention starved losers that want to beg for money.

FitMC.

>Stream from time to time.
>Just gameplay; no face cam, no talking, no shit overlays. Just gameplay.
>People say it's boring watching the game, that I should talk, need funny chat commands, etc.

Those glasses and lipstick don't fit her.

Just link to your worthless stream you pathetic nigger

>hey look at me play like shit while I mumble into the mic haha am I the next Pewdiepie or what?

>group of 4 or 5 buddies and I started a channel back in 2011 on that one streaming site that I don't remember
>switch off and on streaming single player games and would come together for multiplayer sometimes
>would stream movies, games, shows, all kinds of shit
>just us shooting the shit and having fun
>donations weren't really a thing back then
>only really gave our link out to friends who gave it out to their friends
>had a group of about fifty or so people regularly watching
>all but one friend and me moved on from video games
>me and my bud still play together but stopped streaming

Those were the good days. It's sad to see streaming become the absolute worst cespool of retards on the internet. Twitch "culture" is worse than reddit

Im sure youre not trying hard enough OP

DarkSydePhil

I like stumbling into some 0-viewer stream that's covered in shitty overlays and donation bars. Do these people think they can actually make a living like that? Even the biggest sellouts didn't start out doing that shit.

The streaming audience is looking for virtual friends, not gameplay

I only watch DSP streams because he isn't popular. Fuck the dudebros and cowtitted whores who make a killing.

story behind this?

I've never enjoyed Youtubers/Streamers, but I do watch the NLSS, mostly because of the banter. The gameplay is secondary.
Just wish Northernlion would throw Kate off a bridge. What he sees in that obnoxious, anorexic cunt is a mystery to me. Her incompetence and terrible personality also forces NL to be on her channel to boost her viewership, which eats into his own content.

I know, it's just funny. Like, I'm here to show off the game, not myself. It's more of a hobby than it is a career.

Alright, I'll watch.

me

>interacts with chat
>isn't an attention whore
pick one faggots

sounds more like anons just want a friend
sad

>mfw she pause for a sec just so she can take a good look

>donation link in one of the top three panels

What if I only have three panels?

The first is the channel description, the second is the information on the MineCraft server. (I figured that was important.)

And the third is the tip jar.

I only have the tip jar because a viewer requested I get one and then he donated like $20.

Are Streamchildren the worst thing to happen to video games?

link?

Why would anyone watch a stream if the streamer doesn't respond to what's being said in chat? You might as well look up the game on youtube at that point.

Okay I play Dota, Battlefield and Overwatch.
You wanna see?

I admit though, I don't talk much. I'm not the kind that comments all the time.
I just play the game well and that's it.

Destiny

Me and a friend used to do this but it was never more than 10 people who watched so it just became awkward.

Pretty much, how pathetic do you have to be to enjoy watching some retarded faggot play like shit and make stupid noises

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Because they need some gimmick to "stick out" and thus attract more viewers which = more money

Try tw tv i0ki.

he's good, behaves like a human being, and is cute

>you will never be a big-titted whore making money of autistic manchildren and virgins on Twitch

I tried to stream recently but the delay of the streaming was so much the stream was 10 min behind what i was doing, so i gave up because it would make it impossible to interact with people that way.

it only works for female whores though.

...

streams can be pretty entertaining. you must not have given them a fair chance if thats what you think of them. i have one going on my second monitor usually

For now I steam on hitbox because I would get stutters whenever I used twitch.

Here's my link hitbox.tv/SuzukaSama

I'm not streaming right now but I will start to play in a bit.

Best channels are the ones with ~10 viewers anyway.
Enough to still hold a conversation, but not so much that they attract the cancerous children plaguing that site.
I only really watch art streams though.

Your first problem is watching streamers in the first place.
If you're watching ASSFAGGOTS play then you're beyond saving.

then become female

lmao those fucking lips

Jerma, ster, jamalbuttersworth.

These guys are proper streamers.

DarkSydePhil, baby, He only interacts with the chat by stealing their jokes and letting them hold his hand by telling him how to play the game properly.

...

People donate for her to watch youtube videos. This one had porn in it.

I dunno, have you tried not being millennial cancer? Playing games and talking shit with your own friends?

Of course not, you have no friends. That's why you're spending your time watching strangers on the internet play a game, while you type "haha great move" into the chat, desperate for a response.

Cryaotic ;p

Jefmajor is pretty good streamer, he interracts with his chat and isn't a gimmicky tryhard.

I even enjoy watching him play geoguesr.

>Do these people think they can actually make a living like that?
Yes. Every time you have something that gets successful you will inevitably end up with thousands of morons thinking they can replicate that success, not realizing the only reason it got so successful was because it filled a market gap rather than just copying what already existed.

whats her gimmick in op's pic?

>Best channels are the ones with ~10 viewers anyway.

True, problem is you really have to search far and wide to find :

>streams with less than 20 viewers
>that don't suck complete ass

Those that stream consistently eventually amass a rather large following, and then it's just a matter of time before the circle-jerk starts.

boobs and cat ears.

>hey Cred Forums, do you know a stream that emulates having friends better?

Good luck OP, and the 20 fucks who readily helpde because they are already emulating friends.

WHAT

morgana in 2016

Thanks, friend.

Yeah, Twitch sucks. I'll keep an eye out for when you start, no need to talk too much if you don't want to. A little bit is fine.

>Those that stream consistently eventually amass a rather large following

Wait, really? All you have to do is stream a lot?

>donate for her to watch youtube videos

holy shit you must be thick as fuck
actually responding to that...

+1

>I'm looking for streamers that interact with chat.
Get that disgusting web 2.0 shit of my Cred Forums

DansGaming

My friends did that, no senpai cam either, but they could never get anyone to watch besides me so they stopped.

Richard_Hammer fills this role for me pretty well.

...

People unironically watch lets plays? Literally why?

What's the secret for these kinds of streams to get a following, then? Just don't stop until it happens?

What would it take to make a stream you'd enjoy, Cred Forums?

I don't have tits and I don't have a facecam, but I do have a shitty foreign accent and a microphone

>Why would anyone watch a stream

you make a good point

I heard streaming your suicide is pretty trendy these days and definitely right up our alley

>two guys enjoying a video game and talking shit?
fuck off to youtube.

...

Couldn't agree more with this. But when you find those smaller streams that aren't ass, it can be comfy as hell.

Because I'm too busy playing games and talking shit with my mates to stream it

all Cred Forums cares about is retardy

I find stream shilling goes a lot better on /vg/

Sponsor me a cam that can stream wireless and I'll jump out my window with it

a fool and his money etc.
i would be lying if i said i wasn't a bit jelly of being able to show off cleavage and get a hundred dollaridoos though

To see if a game is good or not so I know if I wanna purchase it, or if a game I played is a tedious piece of shit to finish but I want to see the rest of the story.

...

Whoring works for males too.

Markiplier started his career by playing without shirt and flexed on camera when he got donations.

...

Because me playing games with my friends talking shit won't pay the bills.

And if I do it on youtube people will chalk it up as scripted and that we aren't actually playing to have fun but are playing to make monetary gains.

Literally all of this revolves around money.

Cred Forums is a Forsen board faggots

you could tell for a moment she was slightly interested in it.

Seriously vinesauce just stick with Vinny though the others are fans. Vinny has a lot of audience participation and he streams a lot. Rarely does gimmicks either

is there any girl streamer that doesn't make her tits the center of the stage with extremely revealing cleavagey shirts

...

Men can't become women, you can only masquerade as one.

>stuck playing a game you hate
>stuck listening to the same 10-20 'gachi' songs every single day for months on end

I know he's pulling in crazy amounts of money, but still...

Maximillian_Dood

I used to stream for Cred Forums exclusively. Had at most like 20 people in chat at once, but I would try to entertain them as much as possible.

This was like back in 2011-2012 though. Sometimes I'd just pick a game and play it just to prove a point too. Like I played through both Aladdin games on SNES and Mega Drive just to make a point that the Capcom game was the better designed of the two.

that doesn't matter on twitch

>watching streams
You have no friends or something? Fuck this generation, limp dicked wimps

Kungen used to be like that.
Just playing games and being good at it.
Than he played every fotm twitch game while still just playing it and being good at it.
I haven't followed him for a long time but last time I checked it was full of twitch memes and cancer.

Gachi stopped being fun after one song for me but i still find his stream entertaining for some weird reason

that cant be real

his heyday ended super quick, I do like him though

It's not about friends it's about wanting to chill out and watch someone play a game. Only retards use streamers as a friend surrogate

Here's an idea

How about you like

Play some games yourself
I don't fucking get it

Destiny was only entertaining back when SC2 was still a thing

Because sometimes I just want to watch a game instead of playing it

>warch someone play
Just play the goddamn game yourself, christ

Reminder that DSP is actually based and Cred Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

His RE6 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His 1886 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw

His Evolve review:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Cred Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

>Only retards use streamers as a friend surrogate

So everyone inthis thread.
Watching a stream like that is the equivalent of getting home from work plopping before the lowest tier TV show and sitting at it.
Sure you can justify it to yourself but we all know what kind of a person you are.

But I don't want to play a game when I'm trying to relax

Watch something that is meant to be watched.
You are just too lazy to even get your own experience.

Me and my nephew were considering doing this but he's got a toaster for a computer at the moment. Always chatting shit while playing games.

How about I just watch what I want cunt

I guess a lot of non big streamers? Also, depend on the game. MoonMoon, Cirno, Elajjaz, Santzo, Distortion, Ster and so on.
Usually the most viewed streamers are top players or hot girls half naked. So people watch streams cause they want to improve at a game or just watch a cute girl play videogame because they know that in real life that's impossible.

OuterHeaven

How about we just refer to you are the bottomfeeder fuckstain casual-pretender that you are?

Just keep on comforting yourself with your streamed-friends and telling yourself "sometimes I just wanna chill, like every day for 6 to 10 hours of watching this shit"

fuck off or we will capture you again

Get out of here DSP

I don't give a shit what you think we're all posting on a video game board on a site full of degenerates. I can relax to whatever I want and you can't stop me

>you can't stop me

We'll se

>relaxing to goatse
Why

Stop watching LoL streams?

rip minx tits

I always seem to miss his stream

Because that anus is gaping at a pretty relaxing angle

a dud!

ohnPrettyGood
it is the best stream ever made

>Watch their stream
>Always playing MGS2 and praising it like the second coming of christ

How to tell if you are beta faggot THE TEST:

Do you watch streams made by girls with huge clevage doing shit instead of playing game?

If YES than pls end yourself, you are waste of air anyway.

> Destiny is bad
dislike this meme

thats drk

watch threedog

threedog > drk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knight

carl sagan is pretty dope imo
he interacts a lot with his chat, has some interesting science discussions because he's a micro biologist and just seems like a nice guy

I think he only streams mario maker tho, and he doesn't stream very often, so if you don't like that game or you're not around when he streams, rip

I always thought we'd get some drunken pancake-fucking videos of her one day...

>be beta as fuck
>dont watch soft porn on twitch
user HELP

did she died?

does it count if they have huge cleavage but they don't have a cam?

>Find a small Comfy as fuck chat
>Bantz is had
>Someone makes a donation
>90% OF THE FUCKING SCREEN IS THE DONATION MESSAGE JESUS FUCK
I know you're hyped to get it, but Jesus Christ tone it down a bit.

or dont watch any of them since theyre babies

I love it. Women gamers trigger Cred Forums so hard.

>automated humility
Love all this online begging.

Looks like you couldn't "handle the banter", "lad".

She might as well be

Breast cancer?

The worst channels are the people have that shit set up for following. You don't need to cover up everything you're doing because someone decided to click a button.

disappeared from the internet

No, that is good. Also face can that is actualy showing face and not taking more than just little piece of screen is ok too.

I never seen a girl tuber/streamer replacing hero portrait in moba with her face cam. But planty of guys can do it.

Worthless whores.

If she was there to have watch people game, you think she'd be wearing a top that shows her tits that much, you stupid faggot? She knows exactly what she's doing, and it isn't video games, but it works.

drk is the best, i love how he is shitting on everything that is not mgs2

Fuck no dude. He has to stop whatever he's talking about every 2 seconds to read off the $1000 donations he gets all the time because his fans are the biggest kiss up dick riders out of any streamer/fgc personality. It also doesn't help he's the most obnoxious fucker ever.

So what streamers do you haveif I want watch cute boy/men play vidya?

ecchievement

rip tits

this is more along the lines of tranny-hooker tier

I want cute, not trannies and daddy sluts

>watchign a big streamer
>raids some literal nobody
>someone follows him
>huge obnoxious audio clip of the streamer saying something retarded
>he actually forgot he had that on
>sounds fucking hilarious so hundreds of people follow him
He was pretty fun to watch too, too bad he stopped streaming all of a sudden

Sounds like you're looking for small speedrunners try:
LiquidWifi
Werster
FlyingFoxTSC
SuccinctAndPunchy
Warm_ham
JTNoriMaki
or any other hobo you see at ESA/GDQ

he's cute af
i only found one free video tho
not paying for more

I occasionally watch a chick with huge cleavage because she chub but she barely ever face cams

his pretty, not cute

Do people give a fuck if you don't talk in streams? And just chilling playing vidya and minding your own business?

4sen

also within a 2 min google search I was watching him show off his cumlube, gag and I'd guess the dildos were on their way

tasteless

What do people use for capture/actual stream nowadays?

Not my type, also hearthstone, lol, couldn't watch it if I wanted to

OBS

>watching streamers ad participating in their chat

jesus fucking christ what the fuck are you doing with your life

it was a meme he looks like shit matey

You can has spoon back. Thanks user.

0-4sen*

THICK AS FUCK ;)

Tolomeor

Why I'm the first one asking for source? who is that semen demon?

Sephirothsword57 is a pretty good streamer desu

Means you are the thirstiest underage fuck amongst a lot of thirsty underage fucks.

But if they're doing it ironically, then it's totally okay to subscribe and donate to them

anyone else watch Preach and Ghost? I dont even play WoW but they are bro tier to watch, shame not many pairings like this to stream.

if i wanted just gameplay i'd play the game myself
im watching a stream because i want a live personality with games in the background while i fuck off alt-tabbed or cooking or whatever.

>watching other people play vidya games count as entertainment nowadays.

>a fairly large streamer
>most streams are chill and comfy
>jokes and bantz all around with chat
>little to no overlays
>no facecam

Wish there are more streamers like this.

Steven Bonnell the second aka Destiny lord of memes and mother of all autism awaits you, son.

>while i fuck off alt-tabbed or cooking or whatever.

you mean

>while I take a backseat to my own life

i like lethalfrag a lot but nobody ever mentions him

Face it, Cred Forums, that this man, streamer extraordinaire and handsome invidual, who has beaten so many Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Salt & Sanctuary challenge runs is the only true streamer, he is truly the god and saviour of this decade. He also holds the speedrun record for Salt & Sanctuary.

I actually stream like this. No one watches.

>He also holds the speedrun record for Salt & Sanctuary.
Thats because nobody actually plays it

HardFlaccid

Famalam pls. Pink_sparkles

Thanks user

cause those which stream raw gameplay usually have 1-2 viewers and located at bottom of the list

I think witwix is pretty cool.

ClintStevens, if watching speedruns is your thing

He was good until he fell for the speedrunning meme.

>On twitch, glimpsing through random channels
>Find a girl playing Dark Souls SL1 blind
>She's pretty cute
>I'm the only viewer, we start having conversations, mostly about games
>we talk on skype and play on steam, she never tell me her name or anything too personal, we have a lot of fun
>Can't think about anything but her
>Fast forward 2 months later
>50 to 100 people in her streams
>she talk less about the games and more about her personal life, she's also really smart, I'm definitely in love
>I start saving money to go see her, I trace down her IP and find where she lives, spend hours every night watching 5-10 hours long streams in hope to find more information about her family, her studies, her schedule
>Out of nowhere, in the middle of a stream, she drops that she prefer girls to boys
>Doesn't change the fact that I'm still in love
>Even thinking about starting a streaming channel to impress her

Only streamer I watch on a consistent basis is Lorerunner, DESU. Dude has a nice voice, interacts a lot with the chat and no gimmicks makes it comfy af.

Is there a streamer that discusses ind-depth in-game lore or interesting tidbits for the information-hog nerds out there?

Something like Soulsborne or metaphysics-tier Elder Scrolls

Opinion on this ?
Check zoie burgher. She's a bikini streamer and i can't stop watching.
I think this is future.

Why the fuck would you want that? Twitch chat is 99% spammed memes and blocks of emotes.

>My dick suddenly came to life

Didn't that guy fuck kids or some shit

I used to do that with Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. Mostly cause I can play that game blindfolded and I have some of the Clan books on hand to talk about the PnP.

Are you fucking mentally ill?

That was a different streamer. Unless there's multiple pedos in the twitch e-celeb circle, which wouldn't surprise me.

End yourself my man

what

Came in this thread to say this. Northernlion and his NLSS crew are the only group of people I follow. Give it a try if you want some silly banter about the most disparate subjects. NL's voice is also like syrup in your ears, so that's a plus.

>That streamer who forget to turn off his audio and then proceeded to rape his girlfriend

Its interesting to see some of the rabbit holes you managed to avoid, and the people in them.

You need help bro

I feel a lot less pathetic now, thanks

I'd be into that for sure.
I don't see anything worthwhile in watching someone interact with the same game I can at surface level, but true-fan-autismo tier stuff can be very interesting

i like how laid back he is with a nice dose of salt here and there to keep the balance

Why do you want to watch men son?

You a faggot or something?

>Find a great streamer who interacts with chat and stream interesting games
>Have fun watch their streams for months
>They start to get more popular
>Chat fills with shitty memes
>Streamer can't interact with chat because it's too fast and full of meme spam
>They streaming meme games and doing stupid shit like dancing for subs/donations.
YFW

>want to stream
>thick Scottish accent prevents anyone outside my country from understanding me

Check out Archengeia, then. I don't think he's done Dark Souls/Bloodborne specifically but he always gets deep into the lore of everything he plays.

DUDE TOP DECK FIREBALL
NEVER LUCKY

this guy's one of my favourite streamers but his choices of games are always so fucking boring especially lately

I would watch it

kripp has always been a whiny faggot, i can't stand it
also if i hear him say "krayken" one more time i'm going to personally murder him

>it's a "Dex wants belly rubs" episode

donation and sub notifications have ruined streaming forever

You literally just described Destiny.

Really? People fucking loved my accent, at some point it was all people were interested in.

Just try it anyway.

i met my girlfriend through twitch

besides, my community is pretty cancer-free. there's a handful that are best avoided but all the pro players streams get like 20-90 viewers or 300 on their best days, they answer questions and know about the game and are friendly and funny, while providing top-tier gameplay. you people are looking in the wrong places

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>projecting
lmao

For me it's never been about the games, but more about the interaction between him and those NLSS shitheads. Tricky Towers or Ultimate Sheep Horse are average games at best, but thanks to the commentary they become incredibly amusing to watch (for me, at least).
London 2012 and Geoguessr are also favourites of mine. A good NL video has that kind of cozy, sit-back-and-drink-some-tea vibe for me, not sure why.

>tfw trying out streaming for first time
I don't want to talk when there's no one watching because I'd feel like an even bigger idiot talking to myself on stream.
Though even I had someone watch my streams, I'd probably be very awkward and nervous. My mic is a shitty headset mic too.

>tfw I didn't start streaming for money
>had a youtube since 2006
>I just want people to notice muh plays
>stlll get a comfy 14 viewers average
>youtube has 11 million views from all the vids I posted

hes definitely about the banter but if he's playing some dead boring game it's hard to be interested
the new vegas playthrough was hilarious

>he will never PoE again ;_;

Do it wanka.

He's been playing PoE a bit in the last few weeks

post follows

russian detected

Agreed! His recent Rimworld series is also pretty dope. The best part is seeing him fuck up and not realize

Donnae make me chib ya ye wee bastard

OP, try out cambocombo twitch. It's where you get all the tech and real boyz go

what makes you say that?

youtube.com/watch?v=757VK6KfZ5o

cant stand this faggot, constantly complains, talks down to everyone, tries to act smug and 'tfw too smart for___' but cant pronounce basic fucking words

plus the time he LITERALLY GOT ROBBED on stream and carried on playing hearthstone with that stupid smug fucking look on his face while his girlfriend ran around looking for his bag and laptop for him

Brian Limond does this. What's stopping you from doing it?

>I'm looking for streamers that interact with chat.
OverBoredGaming are two bros that stream many different games every night and usually are pretty fun and interact a lot with the chat. I have no idea how they only have like 100 concurrent viewers each stream, they deserve more.

Steve is more obnoxius.

He's actually funny though, the guy knows how to trigger autists who don't understand what an act is.

He's also highly knowledgeable about gaming and gaming computers.

youtube.com/watch?v=50lUmlJoRBw

>15:00

follow me :&^)

prime beta male.

>tried to get into twitch streaming
>premise was discussion and wild conspiracy tier speculation on game lore: SpecuLore
>internet and microphone was so fucking shit it made the stream look like absolute crap
shame.jpg

Lirik is the best streamer on twitch.

Really makes you think

www.hitbox.tv/SuzukaSama
www.hitbox.tv/SuzukaSama
www.hitbox.tv/SuzukaSama

Come

>that comfy feel when no-one knows Coney and he's the best streamer as well as literally our guy

How do I get good at streaming?
I just want people to have fun watching it. I don't like mobas and HS and such though.

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if you had tits like that, wouldn't you try to make easy cash like that? be honest

fuck you spain

makes me hard tbqh lad

lirik is an obnoxious condescending faggot sellout that thinks he can treat people that support him like shit even when they're pointing out why he's a retard. not to mention he's a fat muslim.

i don't understand why people watch him, he's not good at anything he plays either. he's probably the most entitled manchild i've seen on twitch, and that's saying a lot considering the amount of them there are on that website. and leaving your chat in submode permanently is pure cancer. guy needs a reality check

>voice

Tranny or faggot?

>obnoxious follower alert
You should see Broteam's alerts

LyleMcDouchebag.

Generally has 1 or 2 guests on while he streams, and all they do is talk hypothetical, make bizarre jokes and general shit-talk. Watch his "A Videogame About 50 Cent Exists" video.

youtube.com/watch?v=XbN-JvEiAJI

>that voice
what are you

What you're looking for are the kinds of small streaming communities that were around before Twitch got really big. There's one that I've been hanging around on and off for like 6 years, and it's really diminished in viewership but the people there still do great streams without any facecam/donation/giveaway bullshit.

thick glaswegian?
if not then no excuse people love scots.

>lirik is an obnoxious condescending faggot

I checked out his channel a while back because I was curious why this guy had thousands of viewers. It's just a boring guy who yells "fuck" a lot and constantly says "you fuck!" to everyone he's addressing in his subs only chat.

He wasn't good at the game he was playing, he had no critical thinking or problem solving skills, he just plain sucked and everything about his chat was about cats and kittens, which is a huge red flag.

Protip: having a pet cat or being obsessed with cats is a huge red flag to girls that you're a beta or omega male.

Coney pls go

omfg, I lost it @ the last part of the video.

Link you shit already, Coney.
I'm too lazy to search you up.

wtii

its mostly warcraft III

if you only watch for a stream or two you don't tend to see his condescending side. you start to see it here in there in the way he responds to his subscribers, people that pay him actual money to sit on his ass and do nothing. he has zero respect for his viewers, and people seem to ignore it because they're too busy sucking his dick. if someone says something he doesn't like, not even insulting him, he'll call them a retard and ban them and his sub-only chat will spam "rekt LOL!" instead of cringing at his manchildish tendencies.

and yes, he talks about his stupid ass cats 24/7. he spent hundreds of dollars on a scottish fold kitten and it's all he talks about if he's not being a fuck about some shitty game nobody cares about.

She got married and had a kid, and her old manager took control of her twitter + youtube shit and instead of fighting for it she's focusing on family stuff instead of trying to rebuild a channel + social media following.

brote ampill

Bro Team.

coneyGENIUS

Broteam is 100% gimmicks though

my ex. but i wont link her to give her the views. shes a cunt

SovietWomble, best guy ever, also check his Youtube

why the fuck would i want to watch someone play games when i could be playing games?

Because FUCK YOU

uh, the same reason people watch sports, and cooking shows, and travel shows, and and and. entertainment, retard.

I exclusively watch people play horror games, since I'm too scared to play them my self

I'm one of those that uses streams as friend simulators.
Not paying anyone anything of course.

I feel you friendo, I'm the same

obviously to fill the void in their souls that were left by their father, mother, gf or spouse.

Stop projecting user

>projecting this hard
okay user

I watch a stream chill enough to chat with the streamer and share ideas to make shit in the game, then wrap up everything and make my own version.

SHE

Would anyone watch a trap/trans streaming video games?

DansGaming, RichardHammer, CobaltStreak

fuck majority of everyone else really

That's fucking disgusting.

Imagine those tits crushing your nuts into a fine paste

Avoidingthepuddle

If you show dick.

bom-ber

it's about as entertaining as banging your mother; which is to say, not entirely disappointing, but i could be playing video games.

Dan is a condescending idiot, he is also legitimately one of the worst video game players I've ever seen. He's impressively bad at every single game I've watched him play. He also has an extremely punchable manbaby face

HAS

The only real "gimmick" is the usual Sunday night stream where he plays weird/garbage/occasional corruptions.
Yeah, he usually streams after 12 a.m. EST like 95% of the time. It's great for early-riser yuropoors.

because movie games are meant to be watched not played

translation;

would anybody watch me play videogames and buy me things so i can slowly transition to chaturbate as intended

Being a hot girl with big tits must be so fucking easy to live through life, especially if you know how to exploit complete fucking losers.

Because its fucking impossible to find friends to stream with constantly.
I'm planning on starting a channel in twitch where I play some old GC/PS2 games just for my own fun. I just hope to find some people to do it with.

/thread

the rest of you faggots need to go get real jobs or welfare like a normal person. fake ass e-celeb thread

Dude trust me, us burgers eat that shit up (much like everything else). We'll think you're fucking hilarious when you're saying a 5/10 joke, just because you've got an accent.

I'd love to do something like that with 2/3 friends if we all lived together.

>a live stream where it's just one or two guys enjoying a video game and talking shit
who is Lirik?

I've never watched him, but I see his cat emotes all over twitch. I always figured he was just a furry or something.

This is somehow more depressing

I own 476 steam games a ps4 and a wii u. I still watch streamers because playing vidya takes too much effort.

>talking about his stupid cats

This is annoying. Cats are a manlet-tier pet to begin with, but I can't stand listening to these MGTOW numales going on and on about their cats because they refuse to act like men and have children to carry on their names.

like seriously just look at the smaller streamers with

any good scottish streamers?

Because I play games at the same time. Makes farming sessions less boring

Edgy.

I only watch shit games that are popular and I'm not going to play

is Cred Forums full of retards thinking that if boobie streamers werent around that they would watch them/their favorite streamer?

you're saying those milkbags actually became milkbags and we won't get to see them?

Kripparian

Since she won't be "needing" them anymore she might even get rid of them.

Grow a pair and stop buying old woman pets.

Admittedly I might watch a Scottish female streamer for a bit since it's hot on females.

I have a thing for Irish and Scottish women.

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Depressing, it is isn't?

ResidentSleeper more like

We've gone from a society where men brag about their kids to a society where manchildren brag about their cats

oh shit its Kappo

>hate seeing girls get rich off their cleavage
>make thread only talking about tits

it begs the age old question of why even live?

I want to hear a stream in drunken Scots instead of english

She's not even that cute, just go fap to some chubby emo sluts and get it out of your system.

how

>3% off

That's not what begging the question means

They aren't making any money from this thread so it's okay

i could care less about youre diamond dozen phrases

Chowful is the most underrated streamer imo

Is there no male manslut streamer?
Preferably with muscles.

Novajam

twitch is sexist and you can't stream without shirt so no man pecs.

You just described 98% of all twitch channels, OP. Not sure how you're struggling with this.

Are you actually retarded or something?

But you don't even need to do that if you got enough muscles
It's going to show on a tight shirt, or on some fabrics or heck just wear a tanktop like most muscle bros do.
I want a fucking dumb muscle himbo streamer to ogle at like all the female sluts we currently have

>Tfw /fit/ as fuck and stream
>Don't use a cam

Maybe I should hop on this niche part of the market

Get the fuck outta here. Knight is based as fuck

I remember him telling some woman to fuck off out his chat for using the fact she was a mother as an argument.

3dogg is based too.

DRK is a proper faggot. Colossally shit taste in vidya

cuck sagan more like

Dude is literally a "white men privilege" tier SJW.

WAAOW

>not wanting to drown in fag cash
Only second to furry cash, although those also often overlap

source?

3dogg is the worst one, he always sounds pissed off and he fucks runs up pretty consistently

>Literally viewbots to gain popularity
>Gains a following because of her tits
>Game doesn't even take 25% of the screen
>Twitch doesn't ban her

Why is this allowed?

This

I like him because he's a NEET loser like me, not some rich kid

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One of the Priapus volumes from Mentaiko

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>open stream
>see facecam

Into the trash

>open stream
>see follow/donation/subscription trackers

Into the trash

>open stream
>clearly fake voice

Into the trash

>open stream
>see some sperg trying to complete a 20 year old Nintendo game as fast as possible

Into the trash

>open stream
>background music

Into the trash

>open the stream
>Relaxed, chilled voice. No donation begging. No notifications. Gameplay takes up literally 100% of the screen

Followed

>tfw the only streamer I watch is Inuitinua

Feels good man

Are you kidding me? that's a blessing if anything.

I'm from Sweden and actually wants to stream, but I have to most god awful accent you can imagine so streaming for me is out of the question even if I want.

>girl has 50-100 viewers most of the time
>has been streaming since justin.tv days
>no facecam
>no one whiteknighting in the chat
>tfw

She's the only one I've seen on twitch that isn't a total whore.

>open the stream
>Relaxed, chilled voice. No donation begging. No notifications. Gameplay takes up literally 100% of the screen
Why the hell would you not just watch a Youtube video if that's what you want? Streams like that offers nothing that you can't find at a youtube video.

>tfw thick accent but not one of the cool ones
I guess my streams will be silent forever.

>does not accept donations

Yeah, he rakes in the dosh for a promised complete playthrough of the game and if he doesn't like it he just drops it and keeps the money lmfao

All women are whores, though, she probably just has low self esteem.

she's probably ugly like hell.

it's not, it's a reference to a 24-hour race to the top of the ladder event he did in hearthstone against some other pros. pretty sure the cap is just him falling asleep

It mostly depends on how clearly you speak, if you speak in a way that amounts to mumbling with a scottish accent you'll have no luck being understood.

Good example of an LPing scotsman with a clear voice.
youtube.com/watch?v=gqXN9OA41uw

Live?
Chat interaction?

Thank you for being the cancer that has killed vidya streaming. Fucking sack of shit

Good thing I'm not watching her stream for her looks.

>I watch stream for some kind of illusion I actually socialize with people.
And you tell other people they're cancer....
If you want to chat with people go to any social community website there is.

>girl

>Get Twitch Prime for free with my Amazon Prime account
>Can give money to any streamer for nothing
>Literally can't find a single good streamer

The twitch userbase is cancer

>I watch streams to see a dancing clown on a facecam, and listen to beeps and boops from donation notifications because I'm a literal child who is stimulated by that

Fucking cancerous kids. You are also why Youtube has gone down the shitter

That's a good ass voice changer then. If it was, I'd use it to stream too.

> could care less
> youre

Its "couldn't care less"

'you're' is a contraction of you + are, not only was your usage wrong, you forgot the apostrophe.

fucking kill yourself.

Oh goodie, we have a linguistic retard in our presence.

Bet you're also one of those ignorant fuckfaces who thinks you can't use "literally" to mean "figuratively" because DURRRR ITS OPPOSITE DURRRR

Educate yourself, dipshit

nice bait

Easy. They bring money to the whole service.

its a doggy dog world out their my friend

being this retarded

If you are talking about league there's like 30 good streamers including women. It's your fault for being a faggot and getting triggered by tits instead of finding a good stream.

Kill yourself

>doggy dog world out

lol this bait.

but nice webm

Just play with your goddamn fucking friends.

follow me

Holy shit, how have I not seen this before. Is she really that dumb or is it a really good act? I can't believe she never laughed at any of the ridiculous shit he's saying.

Idk about shit talking, but i really enjoy resonance222 on youtube. He plays and does commentary for AOE2 streams and is nice to listen to. Very comfy streams and videos and he interacts with chat a lot.

I think you mean drk or knight. dogg is the chillest one i love him and his accent. Also his comfy bloodborne streams

>friends
wtf?

Does having some drinks count as a schtick? Drunkbox is just 2 guys getting drunk to games with live counters. Sometimes its doodlebox where they have a game feed and tablet feed where they draw requests of donators but the games still going and theyre still sitting by each other

You're prolly looking at popular streams, you gotta find ones with less than 100 viewers but more than 20

Destiny is too much of an ass that can't handle people who disagree with him.

He can be completely ignorant on a topic and get mad at you for disagreeing with what he perceives the consensus to be.

And I say "disagree" but this is what the situation really is: "I (anonymous viewer) KNOW this fact and you're denying it despite knowing nothing about the topic." He should just shut up if that's the case.

Weird as hell.

>semantics
sJˈmantJks/
noun
noun: semantics; noun: logical semantics; noun: lexical semantics

the branch of linguistics and logic concerned with meaning. The two main areas are logical semantics, concerned with matters such as sense and reference and presupposition and implication, and lexical semantics, concerned with the analysis of word meanings and relations between them.

I bet you're "real"ly asspained about this. I bet you're "true"ly going insane. I bet you're "actual"ly blowing your lid at the use of literally as a generic intensifier. "Absolute"ly makes you want to murder a kitten doesn't it

Bet you're too stupid to understand how I blew the fuck out of you just then

Yes, that's why male streamers make more money than females.

thanks senpai
i'm not into bara desu, but it's pretty good

Male streamers actually know how to play well

this bait

i was expecting more twitch titties in this thread

sad!

it's an act. watch her interview with richard lewis if you're curious

> triggered

Yes and? How does that have anything to do with the retarded notion that female streamers make tons of money for having tits and that is harder for men to make money on twitch?

>kys

Kill yourself you little fucking bitch

That's impressive, I definitely wouldn't have managed to keep it straight in that scenario.

Try Day 9, he doesn't interact with chat that much beyond reading out things he finds funny or interesting, but he doesn't give into any of the cancerous twitchisms.

I watch Russian streamers, I dunno what they're saying but it's comfy and the women generally dress conservatively and not like whores

cool streamer list
shenryyr
destiny
kripp
forsen
anzleon
trumpsc

Stop looking for casual shit like League and you won't find boobie streamers.

Look for people who are good at the games they play. They're usually speedrunners.

twitch slash team slash sda

If you don't like speedrunning, what the fuck do you want? These are the best people at the said game.

Brote is love.
Brote is life.

I did what OP is referring to for years.

Never got me far, got bored eventually.

What happens is that either the stream never grows so streamer fucks off (me) or they realise that the way to grow stream is to use the gimmicks, then they either grow...or don't. There's no middle ground. Full blown fucking autism or even fuller blown autism.

Once watched a streamer who welcomed new followers by saying 'whale cum'. Never wanted to vomit thanks to non-medical reasons more in my life.

What if they could mon? There'd be no men on earth

Mentaiko is very palatable if you don't like bara
His guys are fit but not too big and their faces and stuff are still drawn in classic style instead of overly masculine

Yo who's that

My and a friend set one up, no one joined.

ask cosmo and his 127 followers

dota has a couple. singsing, pyrion, even slacks

>tfw watch all his stream VODs because he always streams when I'm sleeping
I was right starting to watch the revolution 60 one where he supposedly drank until he was near death when he deleted it.
I was very sad and upset I didn't see it.

I'd do this but I'm flat as a board, also I don't think many people are interested in watching a healer gameplay in raids.

You're underestimating the internet

Finestko is the best stream.

No twitch cancer spam very chill community.
Actually love anime and japanese culture but not the the point of being a complete insufferable neo-weeb.
No shitty facecam except when playing with the crew
Good to decent in any video games.

Stop watching your garbage 20k viewers stream you fucking redditors newfags kids and get some taste already.

Fuck you fag

So glad I don't do that shit. Well sometimes I do giveaways but that's more to support my awesome regulars.

There's always a fetish, sometimes having a sunken chest makes you a treasure.

yaaaaaaaaaaar

Depending on your personality you might pull it off.
Also depending on your faggot there's a huge following for slut healers.

Act disgustingly cutesy and call everyone onii-chan~ and you're golden.

post pic of chest, clothed.

>anime shit
no thanks

Do twitch whores ever end up actually doing porn or just keep it as close to the line as possible without ever crossing it?

Yeah stick to your cleavage sluts playing lol, overwatch and dota.

We don't need kids like you in good stream.

it's usually the other way around, whores that have used up their looks try to become streamers.

Because the only people who want to watch other people play video games instead of playing themselves are kissless neckbeard virgins, and they only watch women so they can fantasize about that which they can never have.

thats why i like game grumps. the reactions aren't too over the top and for the most part they're just chillin and playin games. Other LPers reek of tryhard.

Anyone watched his stream?

>Weebfag calling other people kids
>Thinking a cancerous weeaboo could ever be a good stream

Thanks for the laughs.

Usually it's the streams with no viewers, like mine.

I found a stream where dudes were playing this hilarious fighting game. Shit was a good time.

Also why the FUCK is her mini map so small?

>only watch huge stream
>probably just esport shit
>probably participate with his fellow twitch friends by spamming the chat with epic meme such as kappa,harambe,etc...

Like I said stick with your trash.

This thread is complete fucking gibberish to me. I'm convinced half of the names spouted in this thread are completely made up.

>nice dose of salt
should've seen him last night he was crying his ass out losing against priest multiple times

Feeling old?

> watching DSP since 2012 (his DS2 p/t)
> friendo from work think he's based redneck
> while DSP is actually fun to watch and other YT streamers are cancer
> twitch faggots like cohh and gothalion are even worse
Srsly, I don't wan't DSP to stop being strimmah.

cute voice

Yeah. Vinny from vinesauce is a good streamer. No facecam, no obnoxious messages on the screen, no donation whoring. The worst I can say about him is that the repeated injokes and meme noises can get annoying, but he's never been as annoying as Joel is.

This.

Really chill stream, interacts with chat even with 1000+ viewers and runs a relatively steady schedule. He has a very "shoot the shit" attitude, lots of goofs and gaffs and is pretty good at OoT which is his main game currently.

clips.twitch tv/clintstevens/BlushingOpossumGrammarKing

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Yes, this feels like a thread filled with actual children.

im yet to watch anything other than third party compilations of his gameplay, but his stories are ace as fuck and make people unbelievably mad for no reason

youtube.com/watch?v=BpEyjh839X8

id be friends with DSP

That's a lot of assumptions there. You realize there's millions of fucking channels, most of which aren't blatant spam and don't tolerate spam?

Just because I don't like your cancerous weebshit and faggy streamer doesn't mean I have to be an emote spamming fucktard in soda's channel either.

Here is the thing.

99% of people who stream don't have any natural talent for either comedy, or being able to communicate useful and helpful information in an interesting way.

If you watch a stream, it's going to be either:

>boring as hell
>someone trying to force a gimmick

The chances of finding someone without forcing a gimmick and without being boring as hell on Twitch is very very nearly 100% impossible. The chance of finding someone that is either informative while not being boring and/or having a natural talent for comedy is so small that you are simply a fool to expect to find it on twitch.

For every 100 different streams you click on and watch let's say 2 hours of it, for every 100, maybe 2 will be actually watchable and doesn't have a forced gimmick and isn't incredibly, mind numbingly boring.

You do not go to twitch or any video game related stream expecting good and enjoyable content.

It cannot and will not happen. There will almost always be a huge set of flaws.

The astronomical amount of flaws found on twitch that can ruin a stream are insane too.

dsp is just retarded enough to be entertaining.

been doing mario retardys and dokapon retardys everyday. Join in..

>wasting time watching play instead of experiencing the game yourself
this is a whole new level of cuck

>Joel
>Annoying
He's like a big retarded child how can you not enjoy his endless enthusiasm?

I'm more interested in making a youtube channel than streaming.

Streaming is like actively dealing with youtube comments, it's absolutely terrible.

No

Would this be good enough to stream from a 360 or other previous-gen console?

amazon.com/Generic-Easycap-Adapter-Capture-Support/dp/B00FILKNBM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472058440&sr=8-1&keywords=EasyCap DC60++

My PC is trash so I don't wanna stream stuff off it because it'll look terrible. But I think it'd be fun to get my boys together and stream some bargain bin 360 games and other kusoge.

>not having a bull to play your video games for you

ok.

Dumb weeb faggot, if I'm in the mood to watch some anime - i'll go to nyaa. Why the fuck would i want to see some faggot weeb like you cancering about it on stream? Gtfo

pls respond

Holy shit I've never seen someone sum up twitch so perfectly in my life.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT TWITCH IS HOLY FUCK

It IS exactly like just dealing with live action youtube comments.

Holy fuck.

Not who you are quoting, but endless enthusiasm gets super old the same way someone who is always way too positive and cheerful gets old.

It's grating to anyone with a soul. It's as if they are stuck in one gear the entire time.

The same way someone is always a constant downer and a cynical asshole. It's funny for a while but then it wears thin and gets old and annoying until you no longer want to be in that persons life.

Too much positive energy nonstop gets annoying after a while, whether it is real or forced.

>dealing with
Wow now I can ignore most of the shit fans in REAL TIME

>he can't deal with YouTube comments

>everyone got older except kappa

Truly the best emote.

Problem with Vinny is that he is an annoying nintendo fanboy cocksucker and doesn't he ignore twitch chat entirely in favor of their special snowflake chatango or some shit?

Also, Vinny fucks around way too much in the actual games he plays that aren't like shitty joke games. He has the attention span of a donut.

>watching other people play games
Do you also let other guys fuck your wives? You are the definition of cucks.

I didn't say you couldn't ignore youtube comments.

I agreed that twitch is like live action youtube comments.

The quality of youtube comments is what that guy meant.

You are both retarded.

So i can check out how a game is without watching biased af "gameplay trailers" or reviews.

How can I get more than 0 viewers?

>post link here
>get viewers
>get banned

any cute female(male) streamers to watch?

>getting triggered by Twitch chat and YouTube comments
I think you are the retarded one here, user.

Here is a huge tip.

Don't ever look at followers or viewers.

If you are playing a video game that is even remotely known, someone will eventually find your stream if you stream often enough.

If you stream for 20 minutes of some unknown obscure action platformer indie title, and only stream once every month, no one is ever going to find you or know about you, or care.

Seconding this, he even plays comfy games like simulators and such.

>there's a webcam

Shill yourself.

Dont mean to shill, but I really enjoy Bahroo streams. Admiral_Bahroo he goes by.

Stream regularly, don't stream something super saturated with tons of streamers, and stream as if someone's always watching.

Me and my buddy do it alot but he is gone for few weeks. Nobody watches it anyway except for a random stray soul once in few streams.

Is Stalker well known enough?
I've been streaming Pathologic but I think people don't know or care about that.

streaming lego legends, everyone asks me why i dont have a webcam

DDRjake is for comfy times in strategy games, he interacts with chat pretty often and never do retarded things like screaming or being shit, he also doesn't show his mug in cam

Because I work a part time job and am a full time student. I can't play video games and do my goddamn 10 hours of homework/studying, but I can stream someone else playing, see bits of a game, and see first time reactions of people playing to see if a game is worth playing through myself when I do have free time.

not hating, but Pathologic is pretty boring to play senpai, must be even worse watching it
check that hitbox link posted earlier
he has cute voice, no homo tho

Have you considered suicide?

I watch him sometimes when im really bored. He is allright but his OPINIONS are absolutely shit on some topics.

Nigga, thats a positive. Half the viewers are going to watch just to try and decipher what you are saying.

>Tfw want to stream but upload speed is 2.5mbps

The shit he says is just unbelievable, its like he sees the world through fat covered glasses
>says that he always tells the truth
>calls out games when others just do it for the dosh and views
>called himself the "Edward Snowden of gaming"

Don't listen to these white knights user, you go and make her yours! Use force if necessary!

u sound like a tranny 2bh

Northernlion or vinesauce vinny

Laser Time is great! youtube.com/user/LaserTimeNetwork/videos

2.5 is still plenty for non partners. Trust me, I tried going quality route because I had tons of upload. All it did though was stifle new viewers because many would get buffering, but never would say in chat. If it buffers, they will simply leave.

I wouldn't ever go above 2300kbps non partner.

>diamond dozen
you fucking madman.

The only people you will get if you stream stalker are the stupid assholes who never shut up about mods and will backseat game you to death completely if you make one little mistake they will shit on you.

It's the same shit with obnoxious ass dogs, the only the worse about their shit encrusted asses is that they have a tendency to incessantly bark in the background.

Literally the worst indoor pet.

Get a life you losers
You live in an age where you can google any movie or tv show you want and watch it
And you choose to watch boring nobodies playing boring videogames and throwing money at them for some retarded reason....
Fucking cancer

They all do, """"""""traps""""""""" and trapfags are both equally delusional.

>tfw im trans and with a feminine voice

>tfw i want to stream but up speed is 0.5mbps

What sort of games are good for streaming then? Other than LoL and HS and such, I don't enjoy those games.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Start with a game you love to play and don't care if anyone is or isn't watching.

Stop worrying about "will be like and watch this?"

As long as it isn't so literally unheard of pile of garbage, someone will eventually find you, one day.

You just have to stream a lot if you care about viewers/followers.

It has to be a game you love and want to play though.

Man I dunno what happened to my post, I totally fucked up like two sentences right there.

Play what you love, don't give a shit about viewers and followers, never obsess over this shit.

If you end up playing shit people wanna watch and you aren't a boring or annoying asshole, someone will eventually care.

Also, don't play shit like pokemon or fucking mario and don't speedrun anything unless you are pro as fuck at it.

Otherwise you are wasting your time honestly.

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Forsen for infinite cancer, weebspam and gachi but the weekly aidsfest is as enjoyable as cringy.

>don't speedrun anything unless you are pro as fuck at it
Personality > skill

If you can entertain viewers with your personality it doesn't matter how good or bad you are.
CirnoTV is pretty much average at every game he runs and still attracts at least several hundreds of viewers every day.

You can argue that skill > personality, but people usually stay for the personality.

>there are people on Cred Forums RIGHT NOW that actually watch youtubers and twitch retards play video games

>stream one day for some random dude on Cred Forums who wanted to watch a game that was mentionedf in a thread
>do this couple of times
>eventually build up a team of like 10 dudes from Cred Forums who stream for others dudes on Cred Forums
>this goes on for 3 or 4 years
>average out at 10 viewers, maximum was 150 or 200 once or twice

;_;

have you tried narcissa stream? what are you a misogynist?

They're funny as fuck sometimes but sometimes they seem so awful at playing the actual games like they're horrible Mario 64 race. Then again they did a good run on Castlevania NES.

ahhh forsen, the guy that left startcraft2 doing a LIVE WHINE AND CRINGE FEST after getting raped by MMA.

Forsen was right in jumping ship tho

He ignores twitch chat because it's fucking garbage worse than YouTube comments.

>not ffmpeg
enjoy your bloat faggot.