Which actress would you cast as Samus in the eventual Metroid movie?

>Good thing all the normies are too busy wanking over Zelda instead.
yeah otherwise metroid might actually get good games

Don't forget being the "strong" partner in a forced romance

I accept romance being a powerful part of many stories, with a deep and rich history in the art of storytelling, but that doesn't mean it needs to be in EVERY tale

I miss Rhonda Rousey. It was funny at first when she lost but now i'm kinda worried about her

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Some dainty tiny 5'3'' blonde non-actress with a huge butt in a tight bright blindingly blue skin tight outfit. It's what all you want anyway so might as well. Just hope for a porn parody.

I don't understand how yall can post how much you hate Other M yet fawn over that ugly ass zero suit and Samus' squishy butt and tits in it.

But wheres the 30-35 year old total alpha male that will be present in all situations?

Except that one scene when he comes in to save Samus.

none

I would make it entirely on the computer
> what is Other M

Paige Vanzant

We don't need one. All we need is some no name VA.

Just dye her hair yellow

Get some no name actor, never show her outside the suit, only have her do voice work, do the suit exactly like Iron Man Suits in Marvel.

Having a proper high budget actor would mean;
>they'd want the face to be visible for a good portion of the movie
>they'd want them to talk more than necessary
>the story wouldn't be as focused on space pirates, space monsters and bounty hunting
It'd end up being Metroid in name only.
>mfw when we get another hollywood piece of crap

Charlize could pull it and and I'd fap to her

youtube.com/watch?v=3NAZ3zm3M2g

>DAT KICK AT 1:56

Oh man, she got fucking destroyed after talking mad shit and refusing to touch gloves.

I feel embarrassed for her; that's how humiliating that defeat was.

Nigga they're not casting for The Mummy.

what's next for her? after all the shit talking she did there's no coming back from the smackdown Holm put on her, another book perhaps?

>dat abs
>dat bicep
>dat armpit

I want to lick them all

>S-SHE'S FAST

>actress
it should be a guy actor or it's feminism

Emily Blunt

Only look good with her hair tied back, otherwise she looks average.

Rhonda Rousey's face is too round to be Samus

And Samus is tall. Pic related.

Same thing that happens to every fighter after they fall from the top. They get replaced.

>eventual Metroid movie

are you kidding me? you think a ded franchise like that is getting a movie adaptation?

and the correct answer will ALWAYS be Jessica Alba

Not that autistic potato faced womanlet, that's for damn sure

>people casting movie leads based on looks alone

this is why all vidya movies will always be shit

This this this this this.

Why are you even looking at anyone else.

>tfw no 7 foot tall gf

Tall girls are the only way to unfuck your genetic lineage.

>that intimidated manlet on the left

You're goddamn right

The newest Dredd movie was so much better due to Urban being humble and not taking his helmet off

She even has neo-Samus's beauty mark

Amber Heard

I think the world is ready for a black Samus.

This woman 20 years ago

...

Who is this handsome man?

moot

youtube.com/watch?v=hwp1PjTJUZc

On the plus side she's actually big enough to fight Cyborg now

A long time ago when I thought about this I thought of Kristanna Loken.

It wouldn't matter, because we shouldn't see her outside of the Varia.

I know we are well past this point, but Samus was better before the Zero Suit.

You cannot tell me she isn't hot as fuck, or at least fuckable by Cred Forums's standards.

Although I guess being manly would actually put her much more within Cred Forums's range

>excitedly go to check her height
>only 6' 2"
>when the girl under 6'3".jpg

Ew

...

Yeah.

Holly Holm would be a better Samus to be honest, but she'd never get the role because she isn't extremely attractive.

she'll probably go to WWE

And get the shit kicked out of her there too

good taste, but thats not even best Olympian-fu

This. She would fit in real well with WWE

It's already happening you fucktard.

Do you really think Hollywood is going to stay away from an industry as big as vidya, which is an industry reaching to the 100's of billions, all because they want to "preserve it's medium"? It's a literal goldmine faggot.

It's just a matter of time before Hollywood cooks up a movie series like Star Wars or Avengers for a video game where they milk the ever living dick out of it by continuously making movie sequel after movie sequel.

posted wrong pic

Would you be okay with this?

sweet holy jesus