When you thought about what video game industry will be like in the future I bet you didn't have this picture in mind

washed up sc2 player
twitter.com/kaitly_n

I have no problem with any of those people EXCEPT THE PINK HAIRED NU-MALE

FUCK HIM

I'm glad I don't live in America. You don't see that shit here in my country.

Whatever you say, kiddo

>pink hair
>huge nu-male glasses
>plate in ears
>scarf
>mustache
>black shorts with black pantyhose
>boots
>black nail polish

Who is he? I want him dead.

Everyone else looks normal, more or less.

Thank god I never made a "career" out of twitch streaming.

Obesity is not normal.

cohhcarnage is 100% a cuck, he won't even allow curse words in his chat. his stream is the ultimate hugbox

Jesse Cox is alright from what I've seen.

Don't recognize any of the others.

But Rollplay's hype though, ya'll niggas don't know what you're missing

>video game industry

Aren't they youtube and twitch people? They're on the fringe of the industry if they're in it at all.

Jesse Cox is alright

Try going outside sometime

Yes obesity is normal

You forgot
>faggot haircut

Is it just an optical illusion, or does Anne have a really huge ass?

Ah, you must be American.

>uhg, could you please not use that word around here?
yes, adam is great. he really improved the show.

Normal =/= "the norm"

You are right it is more than just normal, it is the standard.

It obviously depends where you live. You can try googling it though obesity is on the rise in many countries.

Why would anyone even watch twitch for chat

She's kinda cute

>on the rise = normal
fuck off

And its always fucking pink too
>how to identify a morally and intelectually bankrupt individual

Mirriam webster definition not limited to but including the following:
> according with, constituting, or not deviating from a norm, rule, or principle b : conforming to a type, standard, or regular pattern

he said he has 7400 subs like a month ago when i was watching his stream

he gets atleast 50% of that 5$ per su.b after twitch and taxes has taken it's toll.

he makes atleast 18 500$ a month in just sub-money, and he has an elaborate scheme to roll in donations and a "web-sub" angle that lets people sub twice on his website.

i dont like him, but he's darn good at putting up a front to make shitton of money.

well it's no wonder when everything they eat is animalfats and sugar

Don't visit

Overweightness is normal, obesity isn't yet.

does Cred Forums hate them because they get paid to play video games? you jealous?

i dont know, i hardly ever chat myself but that's not the point

i'm just saying he's a big radical SJW that censors the shit out of everything he has control over

>greentexting outside of this shithole

lmao

He probably also monetizes his YT channel
desu senpai considering the amount of money some streamers get I don't understand why their production values are so low.

is that Kappa?

Holy shit.
Everything about that douchebag in the middle I hate.

Most of the internet does it. Even those who de-facto allow it, still have rules to prohibit similar behaviour. Hell, Cred Forums has a rule against racism since forever.

he's putting up the SJW hugbox just to make money.

he makes so much money he actually pays his chat moderators and has some smuck do his youtube video editing and uploading.

his production quality is low because he has lots of drones doing shit for him.

>I'm here for the job interview

They all have twitch emojis, although I have no idea who the guy on the right is

minus the hot girls that's exactly what I expected. this is better than what I expected

>You wake you looking like that pink hair fruit What do you Cred Forums?

me in the middle

>sjw hugbox
I don't know if you've noticed but throwing around words like autist, cuck, retard, nigger and faggot is, outside of a handful communities, not acceptable. Especially when your livelihood depends on attracting as many viewers as possible.

If I were to maintain my same mentality, I would instantly kill myself.

only one thing to do

the most popular streamer on twitch has 12k+ subs and gets away with it.

he constantly swears on stream, calls people cucks, retards, and autists

kaitlyn, starcraft

And he's never on the front page while mister clean usually books a front page slot when he's streaming..

>DUDE BEARDS LMAO

no it doesn't moot continuously say nigger nigger in his sleep

I want to murder the faggot with the pink hair

>and he's never on the front page

if you mean the "featured" thing, probally not.

If you mean front-page as in got most views, he's usually allways on top.

except pink hair big woovy glasses and ear rings he actually look good though, maybe a little mustache trimming will make him better too

What is rule 3? Nobody gives a fuck about rules here though, they are just used to justify the ban of retards and rabid trolls

only the guy on the far left has a decent and well groomed beard

Im a skinny bitch in real life so id probably examine the grotesque body, feel all the new meat, see if fat guy cocks are really as small as say they are. Then I'd kill myself

Only CohhCarnage (the one with the beanie with a red strip) is a bro, rest are shit and literally whos.

The guy on the far left and the girl on the far right are the only normal looking people in this picture.

I definitely thought there would be a lot more Will Wright games.

>Then I'd kill myself
Can't you do that first?

Did Spore kill his career?

holy fuck i thought his hair was a gloved hand placed on his head by the guy behind him

If all the rumours about EA destroying Spore are true, I think it was more about him just quitting after they destroyed his masterpiece.

Considering he's trying to be a channel kids can watch, are you really surprised?

What's next, are you going to complain about Nickelodeon not showing hardcore pornography?

He shouldn't have sold his soul to EA

Why the fuck does every single person on the west coast/pacific north west have the same fucking fashion, facial hair and hairstyle?

Get a haircut, groom/shave the facial hair, get regular glasses and contacts, fix my ears, change my wardrobe, laser off the tramp stamp, sign up for a gym.

Shit, I completely forgot about him

I always thought we would more interesting games but today is seems all the mechanics seem stuck in 2006

you can make an rts or fps or rpgs but don't deviate from the formula or suffer the consequences "whooo gjost noises"

To be fair, he started working with EA way before the turned into a super villain.

Sometimes I wish I could be a popular video game personality just so I could be the opposite of these goofballs.
I'd refuse donations, I'd exercise, and I'd conflict with anything they tried to make me a part of.
I'd push ideas I didn't even agree with just to make them think "this guy is problematic."
It'd probably be really embarrassing.

His girlfriend is really beautiful but he's 10 years older than her. I follow her twitter and she's always saying things like "Uhh I need to buy more lingerie. GUYS, I bought some lingerie! Lingerie. Uh these guys need to leave me alone" you know, the attention whoring.

That's fair, his studio was bought out by them in the 90's right?

Video game industry today has nothing to do with this at the moment, so I guess I was right.

What ever happened to the Will Wrights are the peter molyneux who were at least trying to dream big games that were different and didn't to tread the same old ground

>tfw Houston
How can these blobs withstand the fucking heat?

I just want to see cute girls in skirts/shorts because it's hot out, where the fuck are they getting all the weight at?

Yes, what fucking kid is watching at 1 am?

I used to watch late-night Spongebob all the time if i couldn't sleep.

When it comes to YouTube personality shit, I can only stand very few since the others just become cringey and more entangled in their own ego.
>Danny sexbang
>Ross Accursed Farms
>and super low tier but goldentotproductions and kilplixism.

american 'food' is packed with sugar and our main food is processed meat

Based Mountain time zone

"Main Food"

Must be pretty easy getting laid in San Francisco these days.

If you have money and are a smelly YouTuber that can give the girl you're sleeping with Internet exposure, then yes. It's easy.

>Being 180lbs is the same as someone who is 250+lbs
>averaging people at the height of 5'4"

Fat in America is a problem, but warping these statistics like this is fucking retarded.

I was referring to the submissive men wandering around. They don't like to admit it, but women like drama and the asshole type guys.

Who the fuck is that queer in the middle ?

>a bunch of bearded nerds from compsci

actually it is exactly what i imagined

Yeeep.

why do streamers always get the hot chicks now?

>twitter.com/kaitly_n
Is she dating the young Greyjoy there?

Women have traditionally been attracted to status, a popular streamer will get a shit tonne of attention and "internet publicity" which they can leach off.

Or she genuinely finds him attractive or something.

Sometimes I think these kind of people are worse than the Jews.

>buzz cut
>shave
>get some metal gold frame glasses
>remove piercings and tattoos
>Get a suit and a tie
>look for a real job
>get a nice girlfriend and wife material
>pray to god
>get married
>rise kids
>pay taxes
>play games at free time

it's not so hard really.

5% of chance she actually find him attractive and good enough for her, and she will stay with him until they both die

95% she's with him just for the fame

The thing that scares me is that they took the bara look and made it real. I'm frightened, now you look more of a hetero while looking metrosexual than when you look like a lumberjack.

do you guys only date women because they're hot looking or their personaltiies?

Post a picture of yourself OP, let's see how fat and gay you look too

Personality

>WAHH WHY DONT I HAVE A SEXY GF!!!
>0/10 I WOULDN'T BANG THAT SLUT BECAUSE SHE'S A WHORE

>hot chicks