NEW STARTER POKEMON

MEGA EVOLUTION IS STILL IN. HAHAHAHAAH. FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS WHO SAID IT WASNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>mega evolutions are back
fucking kill me

It's still in but they aren't making new ones anymore

>Banned in VGC
>Trailer says "relive" mega evos

That Alohan Raticate looks like it got tumors

87.5% chance of being male

ROBIN HOOT CONFIRMED.

I want to get fucked by that Tiger

They are still in, and it is better like that since they are pretty overpowered.

...

All except the water type look pretty good though desu

>ITS OVER! THE POKEMON FRANCHISE IS DEAD
What is every thread about Pokémon news ever after gen I

Just fuck off, I bet you don't even play Pokémon anymore so why do you care?

That just makes my dick harder.

>proud that garbage like mega aerodactyl and sharpedo is still in game

Those new secondary evos do not look good

i think they look perfect

Because their precious nostalgy-walgies are too fragile to handle change.

Popplio keeps getting worse, why!

I guess I'm going with the owl after all.

Grass is a bit strange, fire's pretty cool, water isn't anything special. They're not terrible, but not fantastic either.

ANIME IS CANON

Don't you mean purrfect?

the owl turns into a fugly robin hood with glasses

>tfw fags complaining about new pokemon all the time
>tfw I've played since gen 1
>pretty hype for alola and megabeasts

Feels good to be able to control my emotions

well i can agree with this guy actually . fire is the best, i was never too fond of the owl myself, and i actually like the girly seal. id fuck it

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pokemon gender % never make fucking sense

That's what I want.

I don't like fire types, and the water starter looks gay as fuck, so Robin Hoot it is.

Its getting boxed as soon as its fully evolved anyway.

Is that a wrestling cat? fucking pre-ordered

What are you talking about? The Pokemon "franchise" will never die. Too bad they haven't released anything after Crystal, though...

It's way better than original raticate though, especially with its gourmet Mafioso theme. Raticate is literally my mom's rat

The delusion must be fun to live in. I could never imagine it myself, as I actually like Pokemon.

Does that means that ash threw away greninja ? what a faggot

It's just a fat Raticate.

A Faticate if you would.

Ah yes, let's remember some of generation 2's best pokemon designs such as:

>Giraffe with a face on its ass
>purple monkey
>my aunt who never grew out of her goth phase's dog
>a pink sheep
>literally just a tree
>qwilfish

frog a shit

>that seal

he found Serena sucking it's cock in despair so he released him before trying a medication suicide that left him retarded and amnesiac

i fucking love the new poke box locations. that is one of the coolest things since mystery dungeon red and blue. what the fuck this generation is amazing they just keep going

It doesn't look like it contains any gameplay though and is essentially just WoW garrison missions.

That Owl second form is pretty good.
He looks like a teen drama cool Chad

>fanboys will defend this

This franchise needs to die so bad. Everything looks like shit now.

if this actually is going to be true then holy shit
>fire type actually is going the route of a male look and the water type more like a female

Thats like finding a female poster on this site.

>turtle and lizard standing on 2 legs
>noice
>bird actually standing on 2 legs
>oh no you dont

I'm swallowing your tears.

>ash-geninja
>greninja would probably look different if he would have a perfect bond to someone else
>not just making an original mega evolution for those starters

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=SW7QU72Eo2s

Nah, just make a lot of Pokémon extinct.

Too bad your shit taste will never become reality.

kek

My excellent taste would be better used on better game franchises or new ones, seeing as this POS will never move towards action and away from EV/IV/Natures.

>it's another Pokémon thread on /vp/
I hope Hiro either actually enforces the rules or just deletes /vp/. What's the point of paying for another board if the furfags just post here anyway?

Gen I's starters look really derpy. Sugimori improving as an illustrator was the best thing that could happen.

You want to know the truth that Cred Forums and /vp/ refuse to admit
The original art was garbage even if it was handmade with water colors as were gen one's awful sprites. The original pokemon was easily the weakest entry.

Will I finally be able to teach my starter beat up? Please say yes.

>My excellent taste
Still in denial I see. Fuck off to another "better" game franchise then, nothing is going to be changed for you just because you're a big baby.

>FUCKING ASH GRENINJA

It is true, anybody who denies is a straight up nostalgia faggot in every sense of the word.

There's a limit to how contrarian people can be to piss off genwunners. Two of the three evolutions here look like crap.

>pocket monster looks like a monster
>"IT BAD >:((((
?

Fuck these shit ass pokemon, I wanna see all the new pussy coming out of this game

Please tell me this is real. I need this to be real so very badly.

You mean two of the three evolutions here look great, and one looks alright.

You think cats, owls and seals are monsters?

Got an actual pic of Rowlet's final evo right here

LEAKFAGS BTFO
AHAHAHAHA

Not him, but yeah, they are pocket monsters. What kind of fucking retard are you?

Question is, will anything ever be worse than this?

Pokémon are gay anyways. Stop buying the same garbage over and over and grow up. I mean this shit entertained me when I was a preteen. You've got some growing to do

He said the evos look like
>actual monsters
as if it's what people are complaining about, while they're actually mostly harmless looking animals with hair, crosses and a tutu slapped on.

Who cares. I like these better.

Keep going.

heh

>Who cares if Pokémon look like shit now

Kids today, I swear. Worst generation and I'm not talking about pokemon.

>I know nothing of mythology
That particular trope, for lack of a better word is present in nearly every fucking game and anime.

>Who cares if Pokémon look like shit now
Who are you quoting?

i want to fuck that seal so bad

even better if its male

Newfags amirite?

Too bad the meta is permafucked. As in, even if they make a game for a system that's not cracked, you'll be able to move your cheatmons over there from day 1 to ruin shit for everyone else.

Without online there's no point in playing poor man's DQ.

kek ok

look at that fucking ass on that cat thing

why is there not porn yet wtf

Owl is much better than ivysaur
Cat is 'it just gets bigger', much like charizard
Seal is jesus fucking christ what did they do to you?!