Right now, this very minute, you're living in an open world RPG

>right now, this very minute, you're living in an open world RPG

>nobody in your party
>no skills
>no weapons

Those are your friends/family, user.

Those are your actual real life skills, user.

Don't you own weapons for self defense?

Yeah, well, available classes suck dick.

it's the most pay2win game ever. fuck this shit

>its Pay 2 Win with tons of microtransactions

where can I get a refund

>pay 2 win
>can't reload saves
>no character creation, you get random stats, are likely to get fucked over and can't even reroll

Fuck your piece of shit game.

it's shit

>MMORPG
>P2W
>Microtransactions
>Death = Game Over, no creating new character nor reload save/checkpoint
>Can't even check the stats menu
>Will power is too low to do anything remotely useful

No, I'm "playing" Depression Quest. It's not an RPG. It's not even a game.

How do I lower the difficulty?

the only winning move, is not to play

you can improve your stats at any time

So that's why it sucks.

When do I get to re-roll my character?

its not p2w you fucking retard
everything can be purchased with ingame currency and only that

...

>open world rpg
no wonder it's so fucking shit.

>random stats
>he can't into gene expression by stretching / weightlifting from an early age
No better time than now.

Anyone know how to deal with a social anxiety debuff? I can barely get anything done.

Reroll into a straight white male :^)

>male
>not female

>He doesn't know about cash shop with boosters.

how can i mod this shitty life?

Whenever I get Social Anxiety, I just stop having Social Anxiety and be awesome again

True Story

>

How tho

AND I'M DOING HORRIBLY

death doesn't equal game over you certainly do get a new toon

>the playing the role of a NEET loser who Jacks off to anime
>tfw I'm so good at rp

My family is dead. I have a cat, but she's old and a bit weak in the hip. I have no idea what having a friend means. Is that like a co-worker?

I have no skills except having a face for radio and a voice for print.

I inherited an arsenal, but I have no idea how to clean/maintain them so I just keep them in the closet.

I can't afford the blood money Dharma Temple charges to change my class, and the leveling system sucks anyway. I think it's based on Final Fantasy II or Koudelka, which is pants-on-head retarded.

The constant micro-managing is EVERYTHING sucks ass. I mean God, I can't even keep myself interested in my own character I have to deal with so much random bullshit. What does he have, a negative luck and personality stat?

The voting system doesn't actually do anything but stick a different avatar into the leadership rolls...who all do the same thing anyway. Seriously, who's actually in charge?

And where the fuck is the documentation? The in-game Help Books are all contrarian. I can't even figure out if I'll be allowed to start over if I delete my character to try again?

Literally unconfirmed rumor.
Even if it DID happen, it would be randomly generated again.
Shit game.

randomly generated is good, but kinda hard to control though and its also fun it gives you a good amount of thrill like a game i found running around and talking with my party members called Dungeon crawl stone soup.

whats this vip board there was a thread on homepage about oldest image you saved and when i click it its not found but is there and in url it was showing /vip/

Very Important Posts

They aren't important, unless you like penis-shaped dogs.

And that's why life sucks. Sounds about right.

>mfw wizard questline is 60% done

only few days till we go full reddit boys

You're right, it's even worse than p2w

Everyone spawns in with a random amount of currency, it's fucking bullshit

Already there...

Crack dealer NPC here.
Ask me anything.

deep down when moot was gone i was kinda afraid about these kind of things but i tried to accept hiro but now its just gone, or maybe i am just a jealous poorfag

>Game so boring, I would rather play other games within the game.

I want a refund of life!

I spawned with a small penis

Why did everything get harder now ?

kinda wish the dev nerfed the depression debuff and made the effects less similar to the laziness quirk

The game is a piece of shit to be honest. I heard it even makes references to Cred Forums and you can even browse the website. Fuck disgusting.

what kind of buffs does your product provide

>you aren't the main character of the RPG
>some fuckface in goofy ass gold armor is going to just waltz into your home, kill you and loot your house

You can only find out when you purchase it and read the description through the inventory.

Do you also sell crack sealant? My neighbors tree roots are destroying my driveway and he won't do shit about it, the faggot.

Had a nurse tell me I had a small dick when I went in for gall bladder surgery and they had to shave some hair off in prep. Had to explain to her that dicks tend to expand when excited. She was shocked when my fat little one-inch peter that likes to hide inside its own skin (even though I'm circumcised) expanded to a little over six inches. Not huge, but I've never gotten any complaints.

But hey, at least I got to fondle her tits.

>best character customization ever to be conceived
>it's all randomized

your entire chance to succeed in life is purely based on luck. everyone who says otherwise is just lucky.

>Do you also sell crack sealant? My neighbors tree roots are destroying my driveway and he won't do shit about it, the faggot.
Try a different guild for that product.

Thank you for replying. That will be the only chuckle I'll have this week.

Anytime, my man.

i dont remember any of my party members contemplating suicide from the inside of a noose

>Take a nap
>Feel fully refreshed
>But I'm still hungry

Fucking Artificial Difficulty

Yeah user, this game sucks

Should've created a female character

It's nice to live in a world with a legal system were I can murder and/or rape someone and only spend a month in jail or have to pay a 1000 gold fine.

>playing korean f2p mmos

>tfw nobody to give you quests
>tfw have to find your own direction in life

how do I deal with the absolut disgust after reading your post

abandon all hope

>tfw

>Steam mass refund when?
Seriously. This shit is overrated as fuck and I want my money back.

And it's shit P2W garbage with no endgame.

the game is fun until you hit level 18 and everyone stops caring about you

Put those skills to use buddy. Look up weapon maintenance tutorials. Get out and meet people. Pray ever so often, because there's a God in this universe than can help you out when in need.

>certain quest lines have time restraints

was late for my REFERRED interview(now cancelled) and now I probably won't get the job and the person who referred me is gonna hate me. I'd hate me

suffering

LITERALLY Cred Forums GOLD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

It's a shitty fucking grindfest. Let me switch to something good already.

>you're just a brainless npc and so are the rest of us
>there are no main characters

...

but my stats are shit, user

Well at least I'll not be an employee anymore.

Few friends, only two suitable for combat.
Light swordfighting and shooting skills, tinkering and it maxed.,

Literally no weapons because of shitty gun laws in here.


Also game is fucking unbalanced, start is pure rng, rules are hidden and only few(with a good start) get access to guides.

>I want Cred Forums to die and get bought by a jew who uses his money to support Donald Trump

>stuck in a pay2win kusoge

kill me

Congratulations, you understood the reference. Enjoy your free week of Cred Forums gold.

>I want a moderated, log-in required and signature enabled forum instead of an anonymous imageboard

I hate this. I hate my life. I hate this website. I hate you. I hate Moot. I hate Hiro. I hate this website.

I agree with literally 0 of the things you said

Adachi pls

>Those are your friends/family, user.
Friends?
>Those are your actual real life skills, user.
Neat, photographic recollection of porn.
>Don't you own weapons for self defense?
>implying poorfags have the money to buy anything good or get training for them

The game world is too small and the devs show no interest in expanding it.

>randomly generated world filled with large empty space and literal "see that mountain over there.." quests
And people say Skyrim was bad.

>be straight white male
>get shouted at by WHITE females and """females"""

>your skills become less effective unless you constantly grind for them
>after level 30 you start to receive passive nerfs to your build
>the game is unbalanced, and if you rolled into a class with shit inherited skills, you'll have to stick with them for the rest of the game
>literal RNG in terms of how well you can do at the game
>the game economy is fucked up, and the devs are so useless that thousands of players can't get assigned into any rewarding job or guild

Shit game.

It's not very fun, I want a refund

>open world rpg
>it's shit
Par for the course, i guess.

>"skin colors" are races
What kind of bland ass game is this?

>after intense grinding and spending 2 in-game days, you finally get to the top of "that mountain"
>there's nothing but rock and grass, all the good loot was already taken away by the oldfag players or by the corporation guilds
>the only thing you get is a temporal happiness boost, and bragging benefits

Bet you never heard of reptilian GM that can summon shekel and items

>friends

M8, people don't give a shit about you. You're on your own.

>rng starting location, stats, an appearance
>some starting locations have 18 year minimum tutorial that gets you almost nothing
>in game economy is rigged
>most job quests require experience
>can't get experience without job quest
>mini games constantly declining in quality

shit game

>Friends and family
Only really close with my mom. Everyone else I could really care less

>real life skills
im slighty better than average at video games....
I used to think I was good with computers but I was quickly humbled
I'd like to think im smarter than the average joe and everyone else around me but then again I usually come off as an condensending asshole

>dont you own weapons

no


wheres the log out button again?
I think I've grown tired of this "game".

A friend just quit this game and gifted me his account, I dont use it so here it is.
ID: nodovacot
Pass: d3m6jnqa14

Nice try, but sharing someone else's account is against the rules.

Enjoy your ban ;)

ah yes, that moment when a golden glow of light shines down as I level up!

also
>restricting real life to shitty vidya rules and spaghetti code of devs

Especially if you play the faggot class.

>mods
>Cred Forums

A tip for begginers.
In early game use your character body to earn some money.

That's because you're a noob.

>there's no way to get the good ending

COMPUTER DISABLE THE SAUNA PROTOCOLS QUICK