Geez 'ma it's not like I WANTED to lose that battle or anything... b-baka

Geez 'ma it's not like I WANTED to lose that battle or anything... b-baka..

apologize!

That's fucking disgusting. Why isn't that removed for us English speakers.

>87.5% male

What

Because TPC knows it's audience

Hot

Pathetic

THIC

>Petting the orb burns your hand
What do they mean by this?

Mermaid Queen > EmoBow Owl >>>>>>>>>>> Luchadore Lion

I'm glad I stuck with the pop

>87.5% male (female (male))

>Mermaid Queen
>queen

The starters look like shite this time around. I'm gonna stuff mine into a box when I get the chance.

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The cat has the best mid-evolved form.

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>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE

holy shit i can already see the porn
it won't be braixen tier, but pretty fucking close

Trap Queens > Cis women

>that fucking ass

wew laddies

>Implying you won't soft reset to correct the mistake.

Well that mistake only has a 12.5% chance of happening, so I doubt I'll have to.

Naming mine Owliver.

You bet I will. Fuck the game if it gives me an actual female one!

i want to fuck her!

>her

What other gender would look like that?

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all 38 of them you shitlord

Why does this pokémon look like Leon impregnated a bird ?

>they fucked up the grass starter
>water starter is more painfully obvious furbait
>fire starter is okay

wew

oh man that owl is great

you mean edgeworth

>all starters are 87.5% male
Explain shitlords

lmao this is going too far

>tfw Luchalitten is all but confirmed now

The female is what determines the species when breeding. It's to make starter Pokémon less common.

GameFreak said that all the starters are 87.5% male to make it more difficulty to breed. It's a balancing thing.

Not like it helps considering the GTS will be flooded with starters day 1.

why the fuck is this shit being posted here when you faggots ALREADY have an ENTIRE board for your game, not even /vg/ has it as good as you faggots yet you insist on posting here instead of your own board

shut up nerd

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST PLEASE DON'T BE FIRE/FIGHTING

I'D EVEN BE OKAY WITH MONO FIRE

Beak looks like nose and leaf bowtie looks like a frowning face while the green is a beard

because it's a video game

this is the video game board, right?

>tfw a lifelong firefag but all fire starters (except charizard, typhlosian, and infernape) look retarded

They should stop bothering with mid evos.
You only spend like an hour with them before they evolve again. Shits pointless.

They also look stupid most of the time.

imo the mid evos usually look better than the final evos

That leak was legit.