This is my wife Cred Forums. Say something nice about her

gou wife is a fucking slut

>implying being jelly of shit character from shit game

keep being delusional closet fag

I would very much like to commit navelingus on her. The amount of acts I would perform on her navel and stomach are countless.

Coo coo

Your wife is an asshole

She's pretty but i bet she smells like shit, not sure if i'm feeling that hobo vibe

I love my girlfriend and future wife!

but why

Smelly
NEET
Pussy

Fucking smile

Are you going to buy her nendroid that got shown yesterday, fellow Reisenbro?

Thank you for posting in these threads. They give me hope.

No, not really a fan of those!

Another Reisenbro here, definitely getting her

women with big appetites are cute

Too bad it's completely one sided.

Velvet and Laphicet(malak) are a cute couple!

She's a selfish, horrible girl.

literal trash compared to best girl

All the girls in Berseria are literal trash.

Fuck off she's mine
kys nig
kys pedo

She is a shotacon.

>tfw we could have had a cute loli instead of creepy altar boy laphagget

They had one fucking job, but it seems like they wanted to appeal to the pedopriest demographic instead.

Looks like a whore tbqh

>pedopriest demographic instead.
So Japan basically?

SAY THAT AGAIN

Seriously I can't see how anyone would like that boy other than degenerate priests who fantasize about sodomizing their altar boys in the sacristy.

No honest woman would ever wear something so indecent.

ss gets the bullet first

lol faglord

Fitting outfit for the lord of calamity.

Villager costume is objectively better.

The only thing those clothes are fitting for is a prostitute.

While it is indeed good, I disagree.
Why isn't your mum wearing them then fag

>choosing heretic over devout christian waifu

where is the daemon cock?

>implying she wanted to fuck anyone aside from her brother

Because dead people can't change clothes faggot

Wrong christian bro

S-sorry user

nice, huh?

>showing her thighs like the harlot that she is

her outfit is nice

Rude

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what a cute boy

Shame on you, you flat fuck!

Your wife is a chuuni hooker.

Magilou would be perfect with a penis.

She can't be your wife cuck, she's already making hot sex with a shota.

You guys can have she-Guts, incest, and smug witch. I'll take snake tits.

why did they give a side character such a huge rack

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There's nothing she should be ashamed of.

>only comes as a package

I love Velvet

I will feed her until i ruin her body figure!

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Yes, and?

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It was a bit of a running theme.

She can regenerate so her hymen should be good to go and ripe for the deflowering the next day

I don't mind taking the loli too as long as she doesn't cry too much. Normally talking her english VA made me diamonds but the crying was nails on a chalkboard

You should post proof of that.

I wanna breed her

Her game was better than Zesty.
Only slightly though.

>Normally talking her english VA made me diamonds
what is wrong with you

>Only slightly though.
end yourself

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>proof

>>Normally talking her english VA made me diamonds

BACK OFF BACK OFF BACK OFF

Calm down user

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Are you implying she is capable of bearing children after all that trauma?

CALMING DOWN IS NOT AN OPTION

about half of english VAs don't sound like believable kids. The fact that this one did got me full mast

She's not the worst Tales protagonist. That's all I got.

W-Well then. Alright.

Lloyd right?

I appreciate the fact that you post velvets but these unfixed .jpg.orig.jpg trigger me a lot

Can somebody explain this meme?There's so much stuff like this.

>Supposedly a vengeful prisoner who doesn't care about what she wears.
>Outfit has hundreds of little details and flourishes that had to be carefully arranged on purpose.

Bravo. 10/10 character design, Japan.

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Berseria has a good cast, and does a passable enough job trying to fix the horrendously broken world Zesty set up. That's it though. Combat's still fairly button-mashy and shallow, even when you play as people who aren't Velvet. It still has a similarly shit equipment system that drowns you in piles of garbage loot. Overworld design is still made of gigantic, empty areas. Dungeon design is still agonizingly boring.
It's still better than Zesty just by virtue of having any redeeming quality at all though.

I'm sorry user.

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Both are daemons
Both got black hair
Both got yellow eyes

hell they might as well be brother and sister in looks if you didnt knew the game story

Where did you get this one from?

Game and everything would be thousand times better if she started taking menstrual pills for her never ending period since it seems to hurt more then it usually should.

Also while at it, she needs to get laid....with someone who has hit and finished their puberty that is.

>Velvet getting roasted

Oh no no no no

twitter.com/expuella/media

Thanks bru

wait is this from zestria the anime?

It's from berseria

Is Zestiria anime watchable or is it as bad as the game?

It's worst except for the eizen part.

It was definitely better than the game but it was boring as hell.

Birds fly according to instinct, no one thought them how or why

I kek'ed

shes rad

Her game wasn't the worst Tales to come out in the last decade

That honor goes to Xillia 2

Nope, that honor goes to Zestiria

Nope, that honor goes to Graces

The strongest!

In-game cutscene.

In the anime she just fights Oscar, I think.

I'd jack off to her.

Baiting this hard.

it...it hasn't been a good decade for Tales

>he likes the game with the most idiotic obnoxious dipshit asshole cast of any Tales game, a series known for being pretty weak and cliched in the story department regardless
End it all.

I paid for the pirate dlc just for that outfit and also gave her the horns for the extra edge la edge factor.

but Xillia 2 was good. Out of Tales games released in the last 10 years

Hearts R>Xillia 2>Xillia>Berseria>Zestiria>Graces

Liking it and it being the worst Tales game, is something pretty different dont you think?

>Xillia 2 was good
>Xillia under Xillia 2
Xillia 2 was fucking painful. They re-used a billion assets, threw the story and characterization from one in the garbage can, gated off the game to artificially increase the runtime (and didn't think to tie the gating to total debt paid instead of requiring you to earn X amount after a random story flag), and made the battle system so braindead and one-note that the only way to play is to chain together ultra easy year long combos that take no investment and are basically required to succeed later on.

Xillia 2 isn't just one of the worst Tales games, it's probably one of the worst jRPG's ever made. It's an abomination that deserves to burn.

What was he trying to say there? That teaching her how to murder was a good thing because it was instinctual?

>Xillia
>good

It's okay

>really enjoy the cast
>apparently game play took a hit compared to other tales games (this was my first)
Such a shame. I'll finish it later but man, at some point you'd think that 15 hours of game time and progress would mean that tutorials would stop and the fighting would be more than spam and move.

Amazing

It doesn't get any better.

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i find it funny she looks like shit in her human form

absolutely

Yes.

Yes they can faggot just change their clothes for them. How else would they dress your mum for her funeral.

Is this game actually worth playing?
Never played a Tales game in my life.
Is Tales of Symphonia really the best one?

Symphonia is only looked on highly because of nostalgia

It's got a metric ton of different mechanics but somehow still ends up as a buttonmasher.

sauce?

So which is the best? Vesperia?

Its an okay game with a great cast. Symphonia is also okay but its not some incredible masterpiece.

>magilou tells laphi that he can touch velvet anywhere he wants
How can there be this much /ss/ bait in a single game?

Fuck I love this character god bless these artworks.

Based Magilou knows whats good.

I wonder.

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People say it's Vesperia or Destiny PS2 as total packages but I never played those because I don't have the hardware for Vesperia and Destiny PS2 has no English release.

Anyway Tales as a series is designed around character interactions more than anything else. Gameplay is usually serviceable and the characters for the most part carry a basic story. If you want to get into Tales I recommend Eternia or if you want something newer, Vesperia

FUCKING SAUCE

Wait no I meant Phantasia, not Eternia

Vesperia's plot is pure shit and it gets a while to get going gameplay-wise, the dungeon design is the usual Tales shit too.
But it has a lot of content and the cast is cool

Currently playing through Berseria as my first Tales game. I'm in love with the combo system. Do the older games allow a similar level of customization? This type of "make your own combo list" combined with Bayonetta levels of depth would be the best game of all time.

plz

This is my wife, what do you think Cred Forums?

your wife is an old hag

Flat.

Nice.

Good God just go to rule34. It's not exactly a super secrit club.

worst disgaea

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stop posting thumbnails that look like futa but aren't

It's terrible don't bother with it unless you like boring shit.

Did you fall for the "Graces F has good combat" meme? I sure did.

All characters are fun except for Cheria

POST HER FEET

Stupidest character in the game

Symphonia was great. Berseria and Vesperia are also pretty good.

That's because Eizen is best boy