Post real life fighting game characters

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I hope one day I can look as good as Brother Sharp

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This is the thread theme

youtu.be/kzkkiWulRzU

youtube.com/watch?v=EdIXzI31Cgo

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I wonder how Uli's doing.

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A grappler-

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this image is everything I've ever wanted

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cravin dem mcnuggies

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Doomfist

Only the best

Player 2 alternate

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Didn't this guy get killed?

Why do white people do this?

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He drowned on when he was training his disciple.

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Brave faggit

We should make it more interesting and describe what type of character they would be. Just a thought though

Did this guy attempt to fist fight cops that had loaded guns pointed at him?

He'll be back as a secret playable character in the sequel.

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ah man the loop is AWFUL!

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Yes. Apparently he was a mentally ill dude that has been surviving on the streets alone for a while.
The meme got really big to the point where it helped his family find him and it even landed him some advertising roles.
Happy ending for the guy.

Top tier character right here

They were shooting bean bags at him.

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wtf did he die by?

His fists can deflect bullets, and his reflexes are faster.

You can't just post Law and act like he isn't already an existing character.

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Looks like a gay Etika...

Drowned. He was weighted by the world's sins.

half human, half machine

surprise, its Etika from his modeling days.

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He gave up programming and took up swimming in the great lakes.

He seems to be happy.

drowned while trying to retrieve his katana from a lake he was crossing to take a teenage girl to an island where he would train her in the way of the sword

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cause it is

What the fuck is a blockchain? I know the nigga isn't talking about Bitcoin.

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You do main Radical Larry, right Cred Forums?

wife pls

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excellent.

DHANALD!

R I S I N G U P P E R C U T

>in their tongue he is Dovakhiin : Dragonborn!

>Ekko

>Radical Larry
Isn't that an SCP?

>Anything but mother fucking snow bionicle

it's where you hold back on the stick to block a combo

Make Ass Great Again

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you have to pick the spiders just so they aren't trying to kill you. 250 dogs can take down some niggers, a redneck, a fag with a stick and some children.

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true enough, innit he in tekken?

s-shit

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>spamming block

>that guy in the third panel

>top right is the one with the hunched posture, non hitbox legs and weird moveset

The spiders just so I don't have to die by 25,000 spiders

>Dual wield

That's cute.

Golden Time

fuck yeah man

>literally zarya

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Sweet jesus

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KOPAKA

Does the Ice Bionicle have actual powers or do I get a literal lego set?

>holding down a stick direction is "spamming"
just wait until you find out how you move forward and backwards, you'll shit yourself

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They're daddy long legs, they couldn't kill you.

imagine, they probably paid millions of dollars in reconstructive surgery to look that terrible just to be memes.

>quick rushdown character

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Techno Viking was a fake viral video. They were trying to make a meme, and succeeded.

>sweeping related taunts

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D-did the old man die?

>they crawl all over you until they get into your mouth and nose and choke you to death

>Black Ferb is OP
Well color me shocked

>tfw when you combo a scottsdale rapes into a perfect storm

>comparing practically perfect thighs to blizzard's abhorrently bad character design
Fuck you cunt

Wow, I'm actually impressed, these monsters among eagles could actually easily kill a man.

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I can just run away they aren't fast enough

This is your main villain tonight.

indeed he did user, I'm sorry.

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I know people die and stuff, but man that's sad.

Final boss fight.

He can't keep getting away with being top tier!

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Gimme 5 Casey Jones and I'm fucking set. No need for anything else.

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Erioioire, old friend.

Este es el fin, Padre Francis.

Bitches please, bet combo is missing kid > scottsdale rapes > perfect storm > teachers arrested > suspect confession > perfect storm

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Dogs and robot thing. 25k daddy long legs can't do jack shit against anything, the only threat they pose is choking you do death by going in your mouth or something.

250 pugs could probably solo everything in the pic minus the robot.

>The combo that saved fighting games

>Final boss has 2 forms

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I want the 50k snails so they slime my body then the oil for slipper fun

>Final boss arena

>this many people choosing to fuck with the wu tang

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He's looking pretty swole.

Slavic Eddie Gordo

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>Not just air juggling with missing kid into perfect storm
Do I even have to say whether you're gonna make it or not?

I never understood what that meant, even in the context of the FB post.

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hancock?

>the missing link between normal people and Strong Mad

>Hotline Miami 3: Don't Call Here Again!

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That's a lot of synthol.

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sam would look pretty decent if he cut weight

you have to sleep sometime

That one american fighter with freestyle techniques and wrestling moves available mostly.

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His fanbase literally took a black guy picture and shopped him into it
They are desperate to make him look good

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>air juggling missing kid into a perfect storm
>not air juggling with the scottsdale rapes into a missing kid

>That kid who always picked the character with a style switch mechanic

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Unironically cool

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>"Sir! Sir you forgot your..."
>"Damn..I guess I'll have to use...that..."

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oh my god did he really do that??

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>All these male characters

Where the waifus at?

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I like you user.

Call him Bible Black

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>you will never walk the way of the blade as far as this man has

wut

>tfw can never link Teachers Arrested into Perfect Storm
I'm just glad Scottsdale Rapes has such high priority

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;3

>pierced nips
Fucking fix that shit, now

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>claymore dad
>claymore dad 2: puppers fate
>claymor3 dad: apocalypse

>claymore dad: origins
fucking prequels

Who took my qubeley without permission?

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All these posts and no battle priest. Wtf are you doing Cred Forums?

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sworn enemies

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Boss theme :

youtu.be/5q6skxRLnsI

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contents under seizure

It's like he's absorbing all the weight of the people around him

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Bless Papa Emeritus

kek, fuck, this got me

The Cock Clocker

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SLAMMED

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Badass desu

nice

>Stand back boys, I'm going to teach this m'loser some manners

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The Bogdanoffs? A pair of pretentious old men playing at running the world.
But the world left them behind long ago, WE are the future.

>Mad Max : Shepherd's Way

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I would play Dark Skin Homosexual Instagram Nigga Versus Small Town Virgin Weebs the fighting game

>Not Maining The Mayor

>mysterious jungle music theme

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Cred Forumstards wish they could be as heroic as this muslim girl :')

>Cred Forums Shadowrunners

>maining the boss character
Nigga fuck you.

>Have that soyboys legs broken

That's his job and his burden for he is a loving father but also the strict man with the plan.

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Victor Sullivan finds priceless ancient sword.jpeg

Planko Blanco vs Planko Negro

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>The Potion Seller and the Traveler act as a double unit
Holy shit, their super must be quite the powerful one

sauce?

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You are small time.

Only fights with kicks.

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That character is already in TF2.

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it's literally a picture of a black guy photoshopped to look like sam

Which SMT demon is this

>enemy is secretly being controlled by another enemy inside him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>this new

They all look good in their own way except the guy in the top right, he just looks plain retarded

And this is his theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=8FqpiP9gkSk

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Sometimes you really have to wonder what is going through models heads at events like this.

this thread is gold

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Eyes on the girl almost look purple

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He was pulled into the Water God's dimension, where he's trapped in an eternal test of his swordsmanship until his disciple frees him, before revealing that the entire thing was actually a test for the disciple to see if she's ready for the true final boss.

Some albinos have purple eyes.

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You’re a real dumbass you know that

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>the 1/3 reich

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Because it's totally not a joke, right?

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this is unironically cool

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Haha, yes, just a joke

Damn she hot

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Ultimate.

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Who the fuck asked for this character?

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Actually didn't know this

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you just know brother sharp is a kung fu master, the beggars sect always are

>pandering to waifufags

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THE EYE

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Asian girls are so fucking cute
>You will never be a Marine and fuck Japanese qts every day

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Me.

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best sex mod for quake

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Wu Tang clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit'

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he looks like kojima

well yeah he's white

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almost too cute

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After defeating all the attention whores, you must then face the final boss.

saved

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He feels like a No More Heroes boss.

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*command grabs you*

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>that drool drip
He was out before he hit the ground

Fucking fantastic design, would main

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no he didn't. the picture on the right was taken 30 years ago

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>The most productive thread on Cred Forums isn't even discussing an actual game
Like pottery

Lenghty the Unforgiving.

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Pure

Jaffa reporting in

I LOVE GOOOOOLD

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White guy in the top row is literally a thin man from XCOm

Inferno Cop?

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ghost rider

S-tier coming through

twitter.com/stefania_model/status/960691362491281408/photo/1

Fifth Element

Are you sure about that

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do you think these fashion designers are intentionally trying to come up with the most retarded things they can possibly get other human beings to wear on stage, while the rest of the fashion world keeps thinking they're geniuses and visionaries?

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Why?

When Cred Forums finally attempts to leave the house, but the cops try to force him back in for the sake of society.

To unlock him, you have to perform a fatality that destroys the enemy's torso.

why

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He's obviously the Clock King you donut

SORA...

what am I looking at?

He took some underage girl on some weird island for "training", but drowned on the way there.

*blocks your path*

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It's beautiful, every time i hear it.

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>Mankind Divided Cut Boss.jpg

cheeki breeki

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>Tfw you get them RIGHT HERE and they cant avoid your Final Trip to Flavortown ultimate

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so battle priest does exist?

>I am... CYMBAL

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light and dark keeping the balance
if one of them dies this dimension will be thrown into chaos.

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OP as fuck, delete this

Is he from Street Fighter V by chance?

Sanretsuken

Fear the favela samurai

Recon Helmet

Not so fast, fucko

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What is the point of these fashion shows? Who in their right mind buys this insane shit, let alone actually wears it?

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>frig off Liquid

The Bulldozer of Fallujah

>tfw this guy

Already has a theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=2N2UPf7vYOo

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that beard doe

They're not really intended as actual clothing. It's meant to be just crazy contemporary art in the medium of clothes. It's basically the equivalent of the toilet sculpture.

>His DP animation ends with tons of jewelry flying everywhere
Put this guy in a game please

This looks pretty cool

They're art pieces models wear.

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here's the waifu character that is incredibly difficult to play but all the waifufags try anyways. when played perfectly she's the best character and ends up at every evo finals, where espn censors her

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>boss has obvious weakpoint

Fashion designers are at the point where everything has been done so now they're just saying fuck it and copying images into paint on top of a model and making an outfit of it.

They haven't tried live meal worms attached to clothing with rubber cement now have they?

Why do women on steroids develop a man jaw? I thought those bones in your face stopped growing once you reach adulthood.

>he refuses to fight anyone
>when he decides to fight, all you feel is a slight breeze and all opponents are dead, he doesnt even move an inch, its over in micro seconds
>apologizes deeply for killing and does a ritual to make sure the dead rest in peace after the fight

>anti-air, the character

To make clothing designers feel creative and important.

Did he die?

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't main stabo the crabo

>tfw no avant garde vidya

Which would you prefer: fighting game or hack n slash where the bosses are avant garde models with attacks themed around their outfits?

the same way men on estrogen get softer jaws, something something muscles, something something skin smoothness

God damn his life really was an anime. His prized disciple must carry on his spirit.

>you will never main Bazookachink

Bigger jaw muscles, not the bones.

>No, you mean...?!

Bog Blanco

sauce?

It's probably more muscle than bone. Men on roids get more pronounced brows and jaws as well.

Made me look over my shoulder.

These threads are always nice.

Multiple points.
The designer usually works at a large fashion house who makes everything from clothes to makeup to perfume, et cetera.
The wacky imaginative shit serves as a statement of theme for the brand that season and serves more to evoke the thing they're going for with, say, a particular smell of perfume or at least as inspiration for other more conventional clothing rather than as actual pieces that you buy.

The ridiculously rich people who actually buy the designer's clothes will almost always get their shit completely custom using bits and pieces they liked from various different outfits, and even then they will only wear it once or twice before selling it or putting it in a museum.
There's actually a discount if you order the exact piece off the runway.

Huh, didn't realize that jaw muscles were so strongly effected by testosterone. Makes the roid face all the more disgusting.

left+right+punch lights yourself on fire, which drains your health but hurts enemies that try to attack you

death in june fighter
where you see who can be more depressed
first to write 3 albums about suicidal thoughts wins

>selecting a character

>Ranking 51
>whispery "Doggone-it Dad" guitar riff
>"I'm gonna beat your ass just like in your Japanese animes"
>*bark*

Bite it you scum

1,2,3,4,and 6 i can see in a king of fighters game

holy shit

>jaw muscles were so strongly effected by testosterone.
It's interesting. The measurable differences between feminine and masculine faces are actually very small, it doesn't take much. The thing is, a huge part of how our species communicates is through reading facial expressions, so we're VERY good at detecting subtle changes in a person's face.

It's the same reason why the "uncanny valley" effect is a thing, we're just really good at detecting when something is subtly 'off' with someone's face even if we can't quite pinpoint what it is.

>you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money

Boku No Hero finally getting that fighting game?

Does Sminem know he's a meme?

>Mister Ekko

Canonically, he died

But why?

he's been dead for a while now

smashed is a stout face
slammed is short legs

fucking inbreeding enthusiasts

nice fit

haha holy shit dude

grace jones is aesthetic-kino

Good old dapper Indian and techno Viking... Takes me back to the old days.

ahh you got me

Never mind the costum, what the fuck are those shoes?

nobody told this guy that you can only do cool shit like that in movies

underrated

the zany fashion shows are simply trying to capture an aesthetic, it's not meant to be practical

His Twerkshake could level San Francisco again.

>this is an actual fashion style for death metal fans
>wearing head to toe black leather
>in one of the hottest parts in the world

No one is more metal than Botswana's death metal fans

>BANE?

Kitaro's dad is a tranny too!?

Bent plexiglass with some clear straps. Google invisible shoes or ILANIO or whatever

The Fall is unironically one of the most beautiful films ever made and it blows my mind why everyone doesn't love it.

SHUT UP

would fuck SmoothJazz tbqh

>Well I'll be...Ex-goddamn-calibur.

I know right. Saw it in theaters 5 times

The background is the best part

The Seiko Kid.

What is this I'm intrigued

So how many of these guys are named? Here's my attempt at a roster list (left to right):

>Brother Sharp
>Professor Badass
>Gentle Chapman
>John Coffee
>Morgenstern
>Huwambe
Pretty sure the other two have names but I don't know them

There's like a dozen movies by that name and the one you're talking about is probably some obscure indie bullshit no one's ever seen

If I ever made a video game now I know who to look for monsters desings.

would main

Techno Viking and Citizen Riot, although for the latter I always preferred Jude LAW

youtube.com/watch?v=ETe1et-Vqsg
jacksonville ninja

Actually there's two, and the one I'm talking about is pretty popular amongst film enthusiasts. Hell, I've ever seen normie Youtube channels talk about it.

Is that fucking Varg?

>Doctor told me to put some ice on it

>saw ya coppin' a look at me sheila mate

>haven't seen that image in a decade
goddammit i feel old

>calls himself low tier
>way stronger than everyone else

can i get a quick rundown?

Kristian still had nine more years of prison ahead of him when Techno Viking tore up the Fuckparade.

Good lord, she's too cute

Gohan blanco and video blanco.

>special move: sweet candy yellow slam

too badass for this world

is that a dude cosplaying as Mikasa?

Absolute unit.

she held his hand too low during the twirl. she had to be punished

this is just Jago

Gooteks sure is looking uncomfortable there

Wtf those are huge. A single daddy long leg I see in the house already gives me the fear.

At first I was like lol wtf is that shit, but when you think about it looks kinda badass and it actually protects you from swinging weapons while being light weight.

honestly it's just super gay how many air juggles he has

Even better, an Airman with Korean girls

oblivion_character_creation.jpg

Pop Team Epic Russian Edition

I would insult them but people this ugly usually go on to rule the world

>I ONCE THOUGHT I COULD SAVE THE WORLD

THIS one must be from bayonetta is he a cosplayer?