What is it about Link that attracts so many girls to him?

Like chinese cartoons, the beta male protagonist is inexplicably attractive to females. This provides virgins with a power fantasy.

Only because she told him to carry her and he knew there was no other way
talking to people != chatting them up
Though I'm sure you're not used to being social so I can see how you would make that mistake

Because he's a blonde tough shotacon.

Haha picks up haha ha ha picks hahaha up haaha

having your entire family bloodline and even your spirit cursed for eternity has to have some kind of benefits

How big is it?

Literally, he is the only attractive male in Hyrule.

You don't want to know. It will make you gay.

I hope I can marry the fish next time.

That drawing doesnt look like a boy

DOLPHIN
PUSSY

That's why Malon gives him a gift the first time they speak and opens up about her dead mother to Link the second time; because Link leaves people with neutral feelings.

Cia is attempting to posses any omen Link speaks to throughout all space and time in an attempt to get it on with him.

Like 6 maybe 7 inches.

Not like it matters, thanks to Skyward Gay Sword it's cemented that Link is property of Hylia and then after that eternally Zelda's property. God I hate that shitty game for making the franchise sterile. It doesn't matter what happens to Link or Zelda, they can just easily reincarnate no matter what.

In a weird way, Skyward Sword explains why Zelda/Hylia is the villain of the franchise. Hylia/Zelda is so strongly tied to the Triforce that she's a magnet for any and all villains of the franchise. But her selfish desire to continue to exist forever via reincarnation ensures the world is never safe and that Demise's curse remains forever......until the franchise no longer sells.

OoT Link didn't marry Ruto? Then why the fuck are the BOTW Zoras passing down legends of her being in love with Link if they didn't get together?

It's kinda sad really

Blonde hair blue eyes

He’s hyper-femme and all girls are lesbians

Because you can make a story about alleged star-crossed love sound good.

Link clearly had no

Eh you're just autistic for taking that shit more seriously than nintendo ever will or anyone ever should.

shota dick

someone get a drawfag to mix Mipha and Midna into one character

>"Good guy is actually the villain"

No they're not

He can't talk, looks cute, and has a dick.

this is why

>407292030
>implying you wouldn

>Link clearly had no
Ahem... no intention to marry Ruto, and that's just a misunderstanding on her part.

Cute shotaboi

>Hating on my boy Grog

Amen my brother of perverted tastes

He approaches anyone and everyone with ease.

He fixes everyones problems

He has Masterrace Aryan features.

>la creatura

The power of not trying to fuck them.

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5'

>Mipha but with snark and a giant butt
muh dick

Twink body and girlish looks with blonde hair.

Cremiea realizes the end is neigh and hopes to get into a threeway with Link and Romani

>le 56% hylian face

It's weird, when I was a kid and first got the hug from her it made me really happy, but then I wondered if I would ever get to experience that myself. I never did

Bad Zelda was great

Because even if he looks like soyboy, we cant negate fight he can fight like man.

Girls love men who can fight.

There's like 5 girls in the whole franchise that actually express interest in Link.

Everything else is sad projection by sad people.

Pure Aryan blood

KEK

the tights

What would Cremia's breast smell like.

Gamecode unironically

Nu male zoras.

>this is what hyrule will look like in 2050 and it is beautiful

Probably Cream. I mean she sells fermented milk to bars.

Skin?

this

>tfw you realize the warm feelings talked about in this scene aren't Link getting a boner, but actually feeling affection for the first time in his sad lonely life

What are you on about? The only people that dislike Link in OOT are clearly evil, or regret treating him poorly.

He's a little boy toy they can play with as they like.

Nobody ever hugged him though.
And everybody he ever really cared about left him in some way.

>Never going to get a game with young Link and Old Zelda
It hurts.

>Nobody ever hugged him though
Gorons hug Link after inducting him into their clan as a blood brother to their Chief, and their Chieftain names his son and heir after him.

>And everybody he ever really cared about left him in some way.
And is this list as big as "Navi" in your mind?

>And is this list as big as "Navi" in your mind?

It also includes Saria, and Zelda in a sense.

Saria was already stuck in the Forest Temple when Link came back to reality. Before that Link was the one that tried to leave her, but not before giving him a token and then literal magic to keep a connection between them.

Not sure where you're going with Zelda. Obviously fleeing for her life isn't a real choice, and she's still around when she sends you back in time except to actually make her perceived prophecy true. But going on with prophecy with Zelda was at best the strongest element in their relationship.

Like shit, that one guy with the going into games machine said so

He's manly yet pretty.

Sounds good.

his earnest hemmingway

>link
>manly
the last time Link was manly was when he put on the fierce deity mask

>Link left Termina instead of staying in the ranch

Wait does Cremia have ovaries pained on her waistcloth?

He has a fat cock

Link is for other boys only!

His hat is phallic and it causes them to associate him with the dick.

>giant wallet bulging with rupees
>quashes foes with little more than a hut hut hyaa
>so gifted at music he can transcend space/time with an instrument

ALPHA

TP Link was somewhat manly

Link is like the most brave person in the planet, he gets results. Also hes pretty.

He got the highest scores ever on the Hyrule penis inspection day charts.

they wrote the story about how he saved her life then she gave him the Zora's wedding ring. They left out the part of the story where he bailed on the engagement and fucked the farm girl.

gotta get some of that sweet boipucci

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Malon is pure wife material.

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>wearing his boots inside
Was he raised in a barn?

she is, but that art looks worse than the N64 graphics. Like her shitty 12 polygon model is more attractive than that drawing of her.

his entering games machine
link's (user's) boob fondling game

No, in a foorest by a tree.

no, he was raised in the woods. She was raised in a barn though.

El bokoblino...

please ignore his uncircumcised penis fingers

U r a faget

Nice farm boy

OoT Link and BotW Link are the canon best looking Links given they have the biggest harem.

I wish they made him have a beard someday

BotW since it had the only one that matters.

*guys

rude, it looks fine. but I have improved it.

he's twink

Big milky farm titties

this image would be infinitely better if there was a slightly visible cock bulge on her dress

>Being a homo

Get the fuck back in your containment board.

>mentally ill tranny containment board
yeah no thanks have no interest in going to the actual worst board on this site

dicks are cool

no bullying

Fuck off, tranny faggot.

You are gay and are no longer welcome here.

you’re braindead retarded

nice user

half of this thread was homo shotabait
anyways im jus into some

Link is
>courageous
>smart (who else could solve all those puzzles)
>strong
>handsome
Literally chad.

>smart (who else could solve all those puzzles)
link is a Smart Cookie

>everyone here thinking that Link would be the dom in the relationship, when we all know that Malon would be

Also, Link ignored this amazing women...

What is it about Saria?

>she was abandoned by her crush
>never got any
>is stuck alone as a sage

She got friendzoned hard so I sympathize with her

Why didn't link just tap that?

Same. She is literally the magical female version of a nice guy...

She is 4 feet tall
Good for some things, bad for others

>bad for others
I can't really think of a downside.

>This provides virgins with a power fantasy.
..who happen to be our target audience!
Holy shit, we cracked the case!

She's a beautiful, young, fertile virgin who loves you.

>ignored
>implying Link didn't bang every women he encountered
rule 34 is canon, people.

Most kinds of physical activity other than sex. Like housework.

He saves them from literally dying.

>Most kinds of physical activity other than sex. Like housework.
Then carry around a stepladder, or hold her up so she can do the dishes. Who would let a silly little thing like dwarfism get in the way of marriage?

Breeding for example
4 foot Saria giving birth to Links son would be scary as hell
A human baby is 1 feet 7 on average so that would be nearly half as tall as her already
Imagine Saria bloated like a fucking pufferfish struggling for air whilst her lungs and entrails are being pushed and twisted around by the baby

Oh I wouldn't say that's a dealbreaker it just bares mentioning. It'd get kind of annoying after a while. No, the real reason you shouldn't marry her is that she doesn't age. Wouldn't want to break her heart after 60 years of marriage when you're on your death bed and she's the same age. She doesn't deserve to go through that.

Malon's either not bright, or a destined sub. She somehow works herself into exhaustion in the future by managing the ranch alone. That's all under an implicit threat Ingo would neglect the animals... even though she's able to talk them.

>Who would let a silly little thing like dwarfism get in the way of marriage?
This. Midna is even smaller than Saria.

>Wouldn't want to break her heart after 60 years of marriage when you're on your death bed and she's the same age. She doesn't deserve to go through that.
Oh.

>my sister and her stupid obsession with wolf-link

shei s too ugly

just once I want a gf with huge torpedo tiddies like that, JUST ONCE. I only ever got chestlets it's not fair!!

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She's pretty cool.

Wolf Link is cool though. I don't blame her.

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Buy her a dog

dumb aquaposter

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>tfw even if you got a gf, one of you would pass away before the other, leaving them alone for the rest of their life

Jesus, I really didn’t need to add this to my evening...

I hadn't thought about that but you might be right

faggot

>sweet picture
>getting called faggot
I’m not sure if this is supposed to be sweet and playful, or mean spirited. But I think the image of Joker and Makoto is cute, and that you have good taste. So I’ll give you points.

Is it normal to be this in love with a farm girl?

Yes, although most aren’t as cute or sweet sadly. A lot of them are just abusive red necks. But you can get lucky.

A fictional farm girl? No, it's not normal. But can you really say you love her if you've never learned to draw her?

>I’m not sure if this is supposed to be sweet and playful, or mean spirited
about half and half

also you have shit taste

>Haru with Aketchi
This is a surprisingly good paring... Both are fluffy adorable psychopaths who I want to do me in my butt

I like this pic.

But I can't draw anything.

No, in fact I've been in love with her for the past 20 years. I've also always thought that she was the best match for OoT Link and the fact that TP kept the pairing theorethically possible if not outright likely made me happy.

No doubt here

>wanting his sister to get YIFFED

Because he is an incredible warrior.

Don't forgot TP Link

He's a good boy.

Saria is a dumb cow.

What logical process would lead you to make art of Saria turning into a cow, and not Malon?

That's where the learning part comes in.

Tf degenerates don't have common sense

I wonder what what it’s like to be eaten and dibested by a like like...

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>last panel
And it was going so well up until it got ruined

Never stick your dick in crazy.

but i like crazy

Haru is a sadistic goddess of floof!... Don’t you try and do that to her!

Y-YOU just dont like the real haru

unf

Why...

Why didn't link get with Midna?

>already jerked off 4 times today Guess i have to make that 5...

Because she left and destroyed the passageway? Duh.

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Then why didn't he leave with her and become the King of the Twilight Realm?

you gave her a tumblr nose, good job

I want to treat her to a nice dinner after a long day on the farm, give her a foot message and back rub, and relax by the fire as we snuggle up and I play the Ocarina for her, while telling her stories

Chestlets are cute don't you dare complaining
just think about the one who can't even get a gf and still virgin to this day.

Why were Mario and Luigi horse owners in OoT?

>OoT Mirror Shield in MM
Reee

It's pure love.

>straight sex with hats on

If we're talking about teen/adult link:
attractive
strong (but uses his strength to protect)
multi-talented
kind
outdoors-y
good with animals
a little awkward

He doesn't have any real flaws, basically.

She is perfect. I would fap only to her douj, wish there were good ones.

>That
>Not the Bowser necklace

oh god YES

Not being able to form sentences is a flaw. Though I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't mind that in a boyfriend kek.

Stop posting on Cred Forums Dobson

The ones by that Frenchie are pretty okay.

Cause there is more women pedos than you'd believe there are.

>comparing fatshit to big milkies
fuck off faggot

nothing that she didnt do herself

Keep your inflation fetish out

this image's asymmetrical bra always bothered me

I thought Link only attracts monster dicc

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need bigger boobs

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post more malon/cremia with big tits

Isn't that little Malon? No purple skirt.

I agree!

I'm glad link finally learned how to ZA WALUDO in in botw

13 years of progress to 3D and she still had blocky 64 hands.

Tell Nintendo to do a remake on a non-handheld next time.

>Nintendo
>Ever making good remakes
Don't count on it

i guess she likes big cocks

I don't keep up with inflation artists Dobson

ZA WALUDO?

Hahaha

LOL

stop projecting beta faggot

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She actually has the Bowser necklace in the game and it's super obvious.

This

>the end
holy shit. is that comic finally done?

sounds like she is into knots...

>attracts every girl
>ends up with him
Pottery

That pic is quite true I can confirm just fake being gay and you can get a lot of cute fujoshi.

I'm gonna fuckin' die laughing

the thumbnail makes it look like she's spreading her legs, what a ruse.

Nah midna but taller and personality

If there was a new one based on BotW, would it be called Bad Breath?

You fuckers don't know shit.

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Yes im going to bully you nerd. Put your dicks somewhere else.

See the BL stuff. See the host club.
It's full of them.
Now imagine who is buying this shit.
There are a lot of people who likes "fake-betas" or whatever is called this beta-body with alpha-attitude.

Self-insertion, similar to Kirito.

the baby would be kokiri then, or at least half hyrulian and half kokiri enough so that the baby would be larger than the average kokiri baby, but small enough to very likely survive child birth

source

>I'm a straight guy
LOL

peodphiles

>Shadman

>implying he didn't
How else would they evolve to look like this?
He probably fucked the shit out of Ruto until the Zora kingdom exploded with their offspring.

Well EXCUUSSEEE ME

>Link could make Malon lactate at will with Epona's song

>not knowing the difference between shadman and tumblr art
Fuck off retard this is not the kings work

Why didn't she just ask? Who'd say no?

Pure and beautiful

tfw those futaxshota webms

I know you guys know the ones

Gay.

Someone who is in love with someone else

They're not even good, man. That young link model is nightmarish. They're like gmod tier.

they are pedos like most other normal human beings

youtube.com/watch?v=9UO_KIjxyN0

It's mostly the lack of actual good lighting/shaders desu. most models look like that without lighting.

Whats the point then?
Having the future heroes of Hyrule have beta midget genes would be unacceptable

He literally has the best genes on their planet, he's blessed to reincarnate over and over because he's that based.

I don't know if that model can every look sexy though even under optimal conditions and with a fitting companion, the head is just so stupid big.

Would it? Kid Link is more than strong enough to beat Ganondorf even if he had to two-hand the master sword.

Lots of women AND men wanted BOTW Link

BOTW is so cute he makes people gay

The Legend of Zelda: El despertar de la creatura
Due to disgenics, adult Link is now a 3 feet tall obese midget who cant wield swords and can only use deku nuts and boomerangs
Epona has also been replaced by a raccoon since Link wouldnt be able to mount a horse

This is what Hyrule will look like in the future and its beautiful

speaking about appearances in hyrule. even though link is somewhat more handsome in some regard, he still possesed odd features that made him belong and not entirely stick out from the rest especially if we were to talk about his in game model for OoT. I kind of like that instead of being a bland pretty boy.

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On the plus side he inherits forest magic and imp powers.
Seriously though, he can carry 30 bombs the size of watermelons. He can get a gauntlet that lets him pick up solid slabs of rock the size of buses. Holding a sword is a very simple feat.

KING

>tfw no toon link bf

He's cute and reliable.

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women like cute traps

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Kill yourself.

Saria is best girl