You ever buy a game to appease your dick?

You ever buy a game to appease your dick?

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who pays for porn

like you even know what porn is

lmao don't tell me that's what turns you on

I'm actually enjoying SR4.

But it's a little too wacky

Saints Row?

Yeah, I bought it for the waifubait

i-i know r-right?

>literally paying for friends.

OH NONONONO

>All these Saints Row threads recently
>Nothing but supermodels
I play an old British guy who wears big coats and I enjoy it.

I tried this.
It never worked, she looked uggo in most angles.

>Paying to play games with a woman when I can just pick up sad fucks like me from chans for free

Yea the Senran Kagura games and I don't regret it desu.

>crazy/drugged up eyes
You'd have to pay ME to associate with her.

>no female option for the MC in 1
>the rest of the series is the same character
You're fapping to a tranny, OP

brainlets

I've been playing sr4 lately but now I need to make a female !

>not buying a game with your dick then finding out it's actually more entertaining than you first thought

yeah, skyrim.
I bought quite a few games because I thought they looked fun, but ended up finding something about them to beat off to as well. mostly mods.

Yeah, I bought FFXIV for the male Miqo'te.
Now I just gotta get over the fact that it's an mmo and play it.

Me and Disgaea

The Void. But it became one of my all time favorite games.

I hope Icepick Lodge does for The Void what they are doing for Pathologic.

I tried that game once but it sp00ked me out.

>not ERPing in wow or ff15 and being able to get a new fap every night. It's basically sexting for neets.

Rabi-Ribi.

No,

No,what are you fucking gay?

I don't remember the last time I bought a game.

The Void or Pathologic? Or both?

No, but fanservice is always a plus

dead or alive xtreme 2

>kids these days

>Cheers Love The Cavalry is here - Overwatch

I can't get into saints row. I like cute girls but I'm just not compatible with open world games. I'd honestly rather play a jrpg. Even a bad one.

I keep buying Senran Kagura and Gust games so apparently.

you are the worst kind of faggot

I play nothing but dwarves or big muscular guys in other games because I can't ever make a good looking twink in them, so it's nice to have one that's easy to make.

fpbp

my point still stands

Welp time to play sr4 again and make some sexi girls

Yeah, Skyrim. Now I never have to buy another game again because it is honestly the finest sex simulator/waifu game ever.

Yep, I got Risen 3 because one of the followers in it had huge tits.

Porn is shit but a proper film or game with sexy elements is enhanced.

No, but I paid for Skyrim, and after playing it once turned it into porn.

No, but my dick has a right to say in the matter.

>Get into Automata for 2Butt
>Stay for the story, audio, gameplay and 2Butt

f-fuck

this. Fucking soyboys live to waste money on pussy, real or fake

Bought Material Girl on steam just to have one eroge on my account. Some pretty good fap seasons worth 3 bucks.

That's why you don't want to copy things. It's better to do your own thing, even if there ends up being some similarities in the end. I always make girls with blonde hime cuts in things, I even did it when SR3 first came out before that image was even circulating. I know the hair itself isn't a pure traditional hime cut but it's the closest thing to one in the game.

Also every time I see these threads it makes me a bit depressed, because when I came back to Saints Row 3 recently to actually play through it from start to finish for the first time I ended up really falling in love with the game. I didn't like it enough to finish it when it first came out, but now I did, and it makes me sad that there's little reason to touch it after you've completed the story.

You somehow managed to make her look worse, congratulations

>Stay for the story, audio, gameplay and 2Butt
Why would you stay for things that are all complete garbage?

Why would you post in Cred Forums if you don't play vidya?

That's just like, your opinion man. Besides, I made her from scratch and she's similar to the character I made when the game launched. The only thing I even took from that image was the skin color because when I first made her when the game was new I used the palest skin.

Hey m8 the butt and the music is great.
Shame about the rest though.

No. Why would I? I can hit tinder, find some roastie, and plow her. Buying a game for your dick is like buying an airbrush of a hot chick for your car because you can't get laid. Good scam though, because lots of cum backed-up retards buy this sort of shit as well as games they want to fuck.

Last time I did it I bought this

Pretty much never again

Yeah, SR is a given.
Any game with decent character creation, really.

>Make a sequel
>Completely change the artstyle

Yes. And I won't stop.

saints row 3 gave me so many good faps good lord

r2ck

Please PLEASE kill yourself. Youre a vagina card enabler fuck OFF you make it harder for everyone else

Skullgirls
Haydee
Arcana Heart 3 LOVE MAX
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

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It's more like a reboot.
Game is decent for most of the time.

>Buy

Those of us who have a very rare "specific" fetish. Spent over $1000 on it. Those of you who have a normalfag fetish like bondage, or rape, count yourselves lucky.

what's your fetish user

>$1000
You paid for images? Post them here with spoiler tag

I bought Saints Row IV because it looked silly and a good way to waste a couple of hours. I wasn't disappointed.

no because I'm not 12

Interesting. Tell us more.

Man I can't believe I'm actually missing the Saints Row -games. Gat out of Hell was shitty but SR3 and SR4 were fun and comfy at the end of the day.
I guess it's time to play SR2 soon, but I'm not sure how much I'll appreciate it without co-op.

The basic version is a girl on the toilet pooping, and gets walked in on while mid poop, and attacked in someway. What I actually want in a perfect scenario is the girl on the toilet pooping, or maybe in the woods, and gets attacked and killed while she was in the middle of pooping. Can be a monster/animal or murder.The first part is what I've been trying to pay for without much luck. The second one is impossible to really find in good quality.

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Nigga what

gross

Interesting, any specific girl or just a random oc character?

That's... oddly specific. But good for you i guess.

>co-op
get killed normo

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind - Halo 3

Random, but defiantly needs to have a good ass, and be cute/hot.

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how the fuck did you even get into this?
were you beaten as a child on the toilet?

You should look for the drawfag threads in /aco/, they draw any kind of stuff there. There are some scat threads too but not sure if they make OC.

Ya it's pretty weird I even wrote a short paragraph on it when I was a kid on a plot of what I would want to see.

i really have to wonder how you even discover that something so incredibly unusual and specific gets your rocks off

one time

That's also interesting as well. How did you get into this

Beats the tile guy I guess

Yes.

Include me in the screencap

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We'll make diamonds from they're assess
-Hideo Kamiya

tell me more, user

I have a non-supermodel character but she gets mixed reviews when posted.
That's part of why I love SR. You can make whatever kind of character you want and the game treats you just as equally.

Show us what your $1000 got you

If it makes you feel better user I find your scenario pretty interesting. I'd fap to it. But paying money? Nah.

Ah found my story I wrote

wish I could turn myself into a girl. I would then Have urge to poop go into the public bathroom. Sit down start to pee, all while getting ready to push. I hear some commotion outside, but think nothing of it due to having to poop real bad. I start to get half of it out when I hear a loud noise of the wall outside caving in. I look up, and see a Ceratosaurus looking over my stall. I freeze not knowing what to do, but knowing I'm fucked. The Ceratosaurus roars, and launches his jaw toward me. I scream, while he crunches down on me holding me right below my tits. He yanks me up swinging me back and forth. All while my I'm still shitting. At this point its landing everywhere, and I start to have diarrhea to. He then throws me to the other side of the room. I'm bleeding profusely at this point, and in alot of pain. I start to crawl toward the door, pants, and panties, still around my ankles. He catches me though, and steps on me as to not allow me to escape. I scream as he starts to eat my pussy and anus, as most predators to as it is the natural soft spot of the body. I then start to fade away as I finally die.

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I made something similar to this on some low quality modeling in Miku Miku Dance program, the only difference was that the person pooping instead was pushing eggs through the butthole. I learned how to model it pretty well and really got into it, then one day my wife found it while looking for videos of our anniversary, she understood my strange fetish and now I make models of her pooping eggs and getting bonk on the head with a bat.

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I honestly don't know completely. I do remember it started when my family and I went to the hospital, and I needed to poop. I think I was afraid of being walked in on, or embarrassed of pooping with other people. So I held it, and it felt good. My young self I think figured no more pooping urge, and it felt good? As well as no clean up? Win win. Usually I could tell due to it becoming impossible to hold longer. For example normally I could hold once, or twice a day. When my time was close the feeling came every 15-30 min. The process was simply be in the bathroom, hold on to the counter in a slight hunch position, and hold it in. As far as I can tell I'm the only person to do this willing on purpose. More so with the internet and Google, no one else seems to have done this. I also had no side effects during, and now after at 25 I'm normal. Back then only way you could tell was when I did it I had a slightly bigger intestine bulge then normal. As for the actual act after the 2 month or so period It hurt like hell. If men could give birth, I almost want to say it was close to the pain. A moment of intense pain, followed by great relief. Afterwards I felt light as a feather, and could run like hell. The load itself was usually about two foot long pieces, with the diameter of a baseball maybe about 2-5lbs extra.

Nigga what?

I made mine from scratch too.

>ceratosaurus
At least that confirms the autists like dinosaurs theory.

Put me in the screen cap.

Here you go user. I hope it helps.

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I could never play that game for long before needing to fap
No other game caused me that, and I dont really enjoy any waifu shit or play games for their girls or whatever

Wow, your wife is a keeper

haha

Cred Forums is so wacky

haha

Day one, full price.

your fetish is shit

holy shit user.

thats..... interesting

Thanks for trying user.

Wasn't there literally a vore level in this where you go inside the giant woman

You have got to be taking us for a ride.
I don't want to believe that you whack off to this kind of shit

needs to be a dinosaur head

>not fapping to a tranny voiced by Laura Bailey or by russian Mitsuru
weak

true love detected
never let her go user

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>>crazy/drugged up eyes
Lol what?

I think I'd rather pay someone to play with me than add someone from Cred Forums ever again.

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That is actually interesting. No idea why. Thanks for sharing tho. And uh... good luck on your future endeavors i guess.

I made Wario and drove around in a roofless golf cart in purple-gold the whole game.

user, if I could be serious for a minute here. My advice to you if you're really desperate to create material for this very specific scenario is to play Second Life. You can easily recreate a scene like this, take screenshots and fap to your heart's content. There are many toilet/scat based sims with pooping animations. You can get a gun and pose it like you're shooting the pooping girl. You can even get someone with a female avatar to help you and put on bullet hole/stab wound layers on their avatar. It's incredibly easy and pretty much idiot proof. As long as you have a little bit of imagination.

Relevant video.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

no regrets

Nigga I can't draw a dinosaur head.

Nope here is another story I wrote

Two office girls take a quick break from work to drink some juice. A little bit later they both feel sick, and both say they need a bathroom break. They then rush to the bathroom, and quickly enter the stalls, What they don't know is a disgruntled co-worker is walking with a gun around looking for kill targets, and when he can't find them he gets annoyed, and heads to the bathroom. We head back to the bathroom where the girls are having a hard time pooping, and are making small talk to each other. Along the lines of it must of been the juice The co-worker enters the bathroom and the girls think it's their boss so they jokingly ask if she drank the juice to.The co-worker doesn't respond, and suddenly kicks the first stall door open, and points the gun at her. The girl yells out "What the fuck!" in surprise. The second girl is scared shitless right now, and tries move, but realizes she's still shitting so she only asks what's happening. The first girl asks the the person what they want while holding her stomach,all the while she's still farting and shitting. The co-worker is disgusted and aims the gun at the girls stomach. The girl tells the co-worker "Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit." He then shoots her in the stomach. She cries out in pain as blood oozes out, and starts panicking as she starts farting again. He then ends her life by shooting her in the head, and she does one last fart, and dies. The other girl then quietly says sorry that she couldn't move. The man then goes to the other stall, and kicks the door open to find the second girl clutching her stomach in pain while farting and shitting. The girl then pleads that it won't stop coming out, and asks the man "That you wouldn't shoot a girl while she's pooping would you?" He then laughably says no, that's why I brought this knife, and stabs her in the stomach ending her life.

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A man of culture.

That's pretty cool, if you can bare SFM someone can definitely make this.
All you idiots are weak this is tame shit got damn.

Meant for you user

That's oddly specific

Shantae 1/2 genie hero

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What the fuck. Thats wierd and specific to the point of being interesting. I hope you realise how disturbing this would be for normies...
I hope you always keep it in fiction

Ah, at least it makes some sense. Defecating gives a small dopamine burst. Dopamine is a neurotransmitter which gives a good feeling, rewarding the brain for that act/behaviour.
You get the same dopamine reward in different volumes from intercourse/masturbation, eating, beating your opponent etc
Holding ur shit in to keep the feeling is like edging when masturbating

Nigga what?

>Please don't kill me I'm still pooping

And I have a new fetish now thanks asshole. Got a name for this? Disturbed shitting gore?

>nu Cred Forums never fapped to scat or guro
OH NO NO NO

>incubating a 2 foot long poopy parasite in your gut for months
I didn't think that was possible.

8 years.
8 years I've been on this hellhole of a website and it still manages to throw new shit (no pun intended) in my face.

I will turn that into a legitimate hand-drawn animation with high quality voice acting and sound design if you can gather a few more weirdos and pool together 10k.

I don't believe people that messed up really have that kind of money to blow on a fetish, I'd gladly spend the rest of my life making 5 minute animations of retarded fetishes for a living if I'm wrong.

Not really, but here is the boss scene

The man hides one of the girls bodies, and cleans up the stall. The girls boss did end up drinking the juice as well and heads into the bathroom. She enters and knocks on the still occupied by one of the dead girls stall. She states it's an emergency and needs to shit. After getting no response she stays forget and goes into the other stall, and quickly gets her ass on the toilet exploding as soon as she does. While she's shitting she tells the other girl that she better not talk about this later. The man re-enters and knocks on the bosses door,while grunting, and letting out a fart says occupied, he knocks again. She gets even angrier and say's "I'm shitting it's going to be a while ok!" He then says he can't wait, and kicks open the door and shoots her in the stomach. She then says "Oh my god not like this, I'm not dying while I'm still taking a shit!" She gets up not bothering to pull up her pants and walks slowing towards the door, while still shitting. When she tries to open the door he shoots her again she falls with panties still around her ankles.

>"Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit

gurofag here
scat is absolutely disgusting

Nugget's a great name.

story might have been shit, but god damn if the gameplay and the class system wasn't so incredible

You know furries exist right? You know furry artists make mad bank right? The power of fetishes is fucking terrifying.

dude I work in trauma and have seen some shit for years.

I have also come to Cred Forums since I was 14. But that takes the fucking cake holy shit what the fuck i think im having a stroke, I can smell toast...

Wasn't very good

Scatfag here. Guro is absolutely disgusting.

>The second girl is scared shitless
>but realizes she's still shitting

>The girl tells the co-worker "Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit."

If you can't appreciate the act of shitting after dying you're not really a gurofag, you just like strawberry jam.

>He then ends her life by shooting her in the head, and she does one last fart, and dies.

You'd be surprised. Look up animopron, he's not exactly at anons level but his stuff is weird and he gets paid heaploads even after releasing everything for free.

this is some postmodern shit

>not appreciating both like a true patrician

How fucking akward must that be though? I can't even imagine, that's only like 15 minutes too

Every time I think I've finally seen the weirdest thing I'd ever see, something like this happens

what country are you from? just out of curiosity

Have you tried dildoing or anal beading your ass and holding it in?

So do you actually get to talk to her?
Or are you just paying for the privilege of having a girl in your premade?

>She then says "Oh my god not like this, I'm not dying while I'm still taking a shit!" She gets up not bothering to pull up her pants and walks slowing towards the door, while still shitting.

the characters actually made this gears with bows game fun.

I'm glad we agree that the faggot is wrong

>guro is always snuff
distain for plebs

one is clean and the other one isn't
one has a reasonable origin of sexualisation (hunting instincts) the other doesn't
scat is literally fetishising literal waste, literal human garbage

Kago Shintaro, is that you?

USA

Not gonna lie I initially caved to SFV a couple weeks ago because of the thicc chiccs.

Try not to feel too weird about what you like user.

One of my major fetishes is giantess and I self-insert as / want to be the biggest giantess ever, and one of the things that turns me on a lot to think about doing when gigantic is pooping cities, planets, and even the universe itself. Hopefully you don't have to feel like the biggest degenerate here anymore.

>She then says "Oh my god not like this, I'm not dying while I'm still taking a shit!"

do you have a height complex

Nope, it's just a simple game with giantess fanservice, your typical japanese game. She crushes houses, buildings and attacks you (literally kamehameha). You just shoot her boobs and THICC ass. Worth it tho.

Hi there! Far be it from me to comment on what gets someone's rocks off - I certainly have my own fair share of fetishes. However, I just want to make mention that I have had a couple of people come into the emergency room for complications surrounding the fact that they would engage in similar practices to you, albeit for a wide assortment of reasons. It is very important to let your stool out when your body first signals that it has to defecate, if you hold it in for too long you can either end up with massive extension of the large bowel, ultimately triggering a heart attack, or a rupture in your large intestine. Both of which are fairly likely to kill you. I'd urge you to take caution in the future. Having watched someone die from an intestine rupture I can attest to the fact that it is a really miserable way to die, especially as the septicemia takes hold.


You also have a much higher risk of potentially prolapsing your anus.

Honestly I think it makes more sense to fetishize literal shit than gore and murder. The reason being is that in our more primitive times someone shitting well was likely a sign of good health and being well nourished.

God damn Cred Forums has great taste
Someone post that pic of Cred Forums discussing vidya vs porn

Everyone is weird here, and if they're not they're in the wrong place.
I myself am into getting kidnapped by overly loving spider women. The more terrifying or cute, the better.

>guro is always snuff
Never said that. You're clearly not as smart as you think. Keep looking at your strawberry jam and thinking you're superior if that's what keeps you going.

Maybe.

yeah good fun if you can look past the fact that the sexy female night elf your doing it with is almost certainly a dude

you're probably a gay furry though so don't have to worry about this. fap away!

Appreciate the concern user, but I only did it from age 6-21 and it's been years, so I'm back to a normal pooping cycle now.

I never thought of it that way
but I still think sexualising it is the wrong course of action since the average person finds the smells naturally disgusting

steamcommunity.com/id/KoonKillerKoche/
r8

My fetish has been explained in psychology books because it's a normal part of human development. You are a literal sociopath with a deviant fetish and should be locked up in a nuthouse.

>"Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit."
You glorious fucking bastard, you're the reason I still come to this place.

get a girlfriend loser

Also, it's not about the bondage. In fact, I love the ones where they stalk you in these dark, decrepit mansions.

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Dude, where the fuck didn’t you go to college (if you went)? My sophomore year a kid in the dorm below me took a shit so insanely massive, just like the one you out described, we had to call maintainence and they had to shovel that shit out. Are you the mysterious shitter?

Girlfriends are for losers

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>still mad about andromeda

Wow! I just woke up, didn't expect this thread to blow!
edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Sorry user joined the military at 22, and like I said in this I've stopped.

>this thread

Well that's not a reason to be attracted to feces. It's just as bad as gore fetish from a sexual stand point, just worse on a moral level.

What about people who are constipated?

you know doing that can kill you you fucking wierdo

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Early in puberty I'd fap to abstract mental images of tit and ass planets floating in space. Sometimes they were monstrosities with more human shapes as well but covered in sex parts. Don't get it at all now, it was very cosmic.

>Freud
but modern understanding of how the mind and the self works and forms completely undermines the basis of freud's work and his work has slowly been unraveling in recent decades

Sorry I worded it wrong, I meant the act of shitting. I don't think anyone is attracted to the shit itself but I could be wrong. If you think about it too, when someone has health stools they're almost phallic shaped so in a way it's an organic dildo and people obviously love anal so I can see a lot of connections as to why people can get turned on by it.

>pooping is worse than murder

BDO

its the same thing
people can die from it if it's bad enough
but unless you're fucked up enough to enjoy it you'll be in great discomfort before that point and know there's something wrong

Not doing too hot on that reading skill of yours, eh?

Its the only way to make Bethesda games somewhat tolerable.

Wait my nigga are you telling me I could die from being constipated? What the fuck am I supposed to do, drive to the hospital and tell them I can't take a shit?

Yes.

My reading skill is fine. How about yours?

>The girl tells the co-worker "Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit."

i dont have a face for this

>telling gf your fetish and risk being known as the poop-eating guy

Anyone actually played Agents of Mayhem?

All of the reviews seem to be from idiots expecting it to be another saints row game so I can't find a proper critique

I'm a vascular surgeon so this isn't exactly my specialization. Put broadly, constipation so far as natural bodily processes are concerned is not a huge worry so long as the stool passes within about 12 to 24 hours. If you are constipated for longer than a day then consider buying something to ease the stool, and if after two days you haven't passed then you should call a doctor.

yes
if your largest organ system doesn't work right something is wrong

>I don't think anyone is attracted to the shit itself but I could be wrong.

you are very wrong

That was by design. They added a bunch of Saints Row imagery to things to try and force a weak connection... it's not a good game.

Fetishes are terrible. I like fat girls that stuff themselves with unhealthy food till they puke. The bbws and feedist community hate the vomit, and most vomiters are too skinny.

>Hi there! Far be it from me to comment on what gets someone's rocks off -

Stopped reading here, and I never stop reading. This sounds like a post written by my ex-girlfriend, who is basically one with the reddit hivemind.

Unironically yes. It happens much, much more than you'd think. Doctors are specifically trained to deal with uncomfortable or embarrassing situations, so don't be worried about it. If you're constipated for more than 1 1/2-2 weeks, go to the hospital immediately.

That's classy.

sounds like a bunch of guys having a fun time

2nd largest. Your largest is your skin

Thanks senpai. I know what pic you're talking about but I don't have it saved unfortunately.

I thought it was the start of that tripfag pasta and stopped reading there too

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>hahaha he said poop xDD
I presume Reddit is down for maintenance?

Anons, I don't even keep track of how often I poop. I don't think I would even realize if I was constipated and don't shit for like three days. And you're telling me now that this could literally kill me?

MGQ

seriously, what a fantastic fucking game. Who knew a game about "trying to avoid" getting raped could be so endearing?

He is right, though.

I'm a med guy, too, and not shitting is pretty miserable. It can fuck you up. I see a couple people a year who are vomitting up their own shit because of blockages, their intestines are ceasing to rhythmically push stuff out, etc. You can get colitis and die from forcibly not shitting.

One of my favorite impressions to do is to put on and indian accent (I do a really good one) and repeat word for word what some guy said to me as I was sliding him onto a table.

>BLEASE! BE CAREFUL! I TAKE NO BM TEN DAYS!

3 days is fine
1 week is concerning
2 weeks is seek medical help

You would be in major pain if it was on the brink of killing you, I can assure you that. I almost had my bladder burst because I was put on a new medication that I reacted poorly to. I couldn't piss or shit, and the pain eventually became unbearable. Nobody took me seriously either and when I got to the hospital they x-rayed me and said that I was really close to having my bladder burst. They had to put a catheter in me and that lasted for a couple weeks I want to say. Catheters really suck by the way, I hope none of you ever have to have one.

this

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Even the body of a 6'5" mountain of muscle is very delicate, user. Don't mistreat yours.

Has anyone here ever payed for this?

Professional here

People poop in all manner of ways. Everyone is different. So long as what you're doing is consistent is the important part. Some people don't poop for like 2 days. Some people do 3 poops a day. 3 days is kinda weird, but I've heard weirder shit.

This entire thread.

A-user?

This thread.

damn i wish that were me (the catheter)

It's not got the artistic turns of phrase but otherwise we're pretty close to Bataille/De Sade territory

>What the fuck am I supposed to do, drive to the hospital and tell them I can't take a shit?
yes
it's not like it's going to fucking creep up on you
you would be in extreme pain

>and don't shit for like three days.

same for me, probably means something with your metabolism and calorie intake. when i was working 18-hour shifts for a month i was shitting every day, felt weird as fuck.

i had a /fit/ friend that thought my pooping habits were weird. she would tell me all the time about the shits she took as a sort of "encouragement." all i can think about is someone out there could be turned on by this but i certainly wasnt so of course its happening to me.

>"Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit.

By the nine!

>she would tell me all the time about the shits she took as a sort of "encouragement."
lol.

>nu-faggas
Instant dumpster.

Bitch is overpowered as fuck at all difficulty.

Me and my dick have an agreement. If he wants a game, I pirate it.

Jesus Christ
Watch out Floor-tile-fag there's a new cool kid in the block

I wish I were a drawfag because I would unironically draw something for poopdeath user, because he deserves it. Fucked up as it is, you have to hand it to the guy for having the brass balls to open up about all that with a straight face.

genuinely reminds me a little of gaddis or something

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he has nothing on floor tiles when considering the obscurity of the fetish

You mean you'd draw it for mad bucks

Man, you need to play more RPGs, read more books and watch more films.
MGQ is just porn, both for the dick and the brain, it's mindless masturbation, nothing else.

Fibers, fibers man, fuckers eating only tendies and no veggie proned to have such problems. My dad and my siblings have such issue and lucky enough i know the good of oata take oats daily to help loosen em up for pushing.

yeh now that I think of it, fapping to floor tiles is beyond weird

dont try and impart taste on someone who likes monster girls, you're dealing with a lost cause

Bane?

Haha

>3 days is fine
Fuck no, 1.5 day is bad enough if you take three meals a day.

>this thread

>Paying for games

>female Boss

>"Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit."

I have to admit I saw good old arnie saying this in a cheese line and movie

Good thread.

I'm not 13 years old with no access to internet porn so no.

even her mother had something to say about my toilet habits. and my ex said she thought i was shy about using the toilet because i only took a piss 2/3 times a day.

not comp? she can't even boost me? weak

3 days is "fine" as in nothing is seriously wrong (yet)
it's easily caused by stress, a fibre heavy diet or insufficient hydration so nothing you cant fix yourself

That guy who jacked it to the state of Utah has them both beat.

>Not working in MNC where most bosses are women who succ and stomp their way up the ladder.
You'd be supprised of the real 21st century baby.

And are you poo poo shy?

I hope so, the longest i've went was 2 days an i'm feeling lethargic because lack of fiber meals (was at japan at the time, japs don't like veggie).

drugs and a new age shaman were involved though
-10 points of weird for fapping to utah but the whole thing was weird

I was expecting tilefucker

Not this

>no sudeki in here
geez this game was being wacked off to by all my friends

Never. Porn is free

No.

you dont need to worry about dying from constipation because you will be in extreme pain before it happens and you will go to the doctor

You're still one of the good kind.

Now I'm curious. And I'm afraid to ask but... What did you spend $1000 in?

>that ending with the knife
Oh my poor sides

What's the name for the male equivalent of fujoshitter?

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I do have a screenshot of a video I bought, but will I get banned if I post porn with a spoiler tag?

how do you think she feels about it?

>"Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit."

I bought Edge on steam just so I could fap to the soundtrack

and then I found it on YouTube

India obviously

>nier
>bad
whats wrong, got a joke ending and gave up?

Some close, but not quite what I want videos as I posted here but mainly clickbait titles from a Japanese Fetish website. They don't let you preview the while video so I'm really only going off of preview screenshots. Gets me every time, I've probably bought about 80 videos from that site.

yurifags/moefags
basically just a fraction of the regular otaku umbrella

what do you do for a living user?

I painstakingly recreated John Cena.

>"Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit."
Was it kino?

I would consider buying sexy VNs and h games on steam but it's not allowed

why does stupid fat gaben want to sabotoge this important genre

Is there any of these for SR2?

No, unless it's free then I'll give it try. I just find the characters name and look for porn.
I wonder how much she makes. Has to be an okay amount.
>scat
Nasty user

I must say I'm quite impressed. Disgusted, yes, but still impressed.

I take my hat off to you and your dedication to your fetish, fellow user.

To trigger niggers like (You)

Best.
Thread.
Ever.

This is Original Content kino. I haven't seen anything this funny since the tile guy or bird poop on butts

LMAO UPVOTE THIS EPIC POST AND PLEASE, SOMEBODY, GET THIS MAN GOLD!!! LMAOOO XD

>paying for games
>paying for porn

I'm sorry actually was about 510 clips so maybe 80 complete videos.

Air Force

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Now argue til bump limit

How EPIC was it? On a scale of 1 to NYAN CAT

>inb4 someone tries to list an even wackier fetish just to be edgy or get (You)s

Include me in the screencap

Don't worry user I'm posting it on r/Cred Forums RIGHT now

LiEat

Teaching Feelings for me

wow thats so weird I had a dream that big foot attacked a girl pooping. would you have wachked off to my dream?

underrated post

>buying teaching feeling
nigga

>hey Cred Forums, enjoyed a game
>You are wrong, you have to work to never enjoy anything

You know where it's from? What does it look like

>buy waifubait game called NieR Automata
>play for 30 minutes
>jerkoff
>lost all motivation to play because everything else about it is so mediocre
I need to keep my dick on a leash

30 minutes in paint

"Dont shoot me im still pooping"

"I dont give *puts on sunglasses* a shit"

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Pic of Cred Forums talking about video games is like a massive brawl with people beating the shit out of each other.

Pic of Cred Forums talking about porn is like a bunch of people at a giant round like you'd imagine at some sort of united nations meeting or something.

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Wasn't that ohio?

It's fucking perfect.

I am grateful a piece of gold still gets posted from time to time.

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Based! Gimme the link so I can upvote the FUCK outta it!

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Godsend thx for the art user

BASED

I'm probably going to need a urethral graft so I'll be on one again soon.

user, if I ever get to write and direct a horror movie I will include such a scene just for you. I like the idea of someone being attacked when they are the most vulnerable, but I don't jack off to it cause I think poop is gross.

oh you

The Japanese cover is better.

We did it boys. The amount of up votes this will get is going to be unreal.
Now I'll think of an epicly funny post. Oh how about this: a guy has a fetish for suitcases and he wants to be put in a suitcase and travel around an air port like a toy story type thing? Wouldn't that be HILARIOUS? XD

amazing

Street walking simulator when?

Why do you have to be so mad, take a (You) and die, old man.

What do you think I should name it? user has a fetish? Or? I really want gold so this has to be the FUNNIEST title

There's already a guy with a backpack-cucking fetish.

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Oh you were rusing me :c

Thanks user. Every horror that has scenes of someone killed while there pooping is always men. I would love more girl deaths this way.

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Lol what's your problem?

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>user has a fetish?
That's a good title user, you'll get a ton of upboats (lol) that way

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>>>/reddit/

Now THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD AHAHAHAHAHA

lmaonade u mad?

Bayonetta

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put this and me in the screencap

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Jesus Christ what the fuck is going on in this thread ?

What’s interesting is the snuff video I have where this happens the guy wears a similar getup. Unfortunately the girl isn’t as pretty ruins the video.

this reminds me of mario sunshine levels so much

god fucking dammit

There's not going to be a screencap faggot.

>trips
could this thread get any worse

>thread about games that make your dick diamonds
>user shares his scat fetish
>everyone flips their shit

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>I don't give a shit

This is beautiful. This is art.

>snuff
Is it real?

I'm happy I decided to lurk this thread.

put me in the screencap

Fucking amazing.

Amazing, I didn't bother coming into this thread because I didn't care. Then I see it's still up with 300+ posts hours later and find this is what I've been missing.

mr bones stop i dont need trips

On the other hand I have a giantess fetish, and its hard to find good quality stuff. Eskoz on patreon is pretty good though. Still releases lower quality versions for free though.

how much would you pay for a seamless photoshop of that guy that gets eaten in jurassic park while in a portapotty

of course not

hiromoot needs to re-enable dubs

now THAT is a funny ass picture! do you mind if I save it?

If it was legit maybe $100-200 depending on quality

thanks user
I could not let slip such oportunity

Save it, it's all yours friend. :-)

If you ever find a way to leave pls let us all know

Ok, this is actually pretty easy to explain.

From an evolutionary standpoint taking a shit is when mammals (and other creatures) are most vulnerable. The smell attracts predators, you are generally squatting / sitting and not prepared to defend yourself or run.

The reason this is potentially arousing:
short answer is the vulnerability. The fact that she gets attacked is part of the "shock" factor of the expected outcome happening. You instinctively know she is vulnerable and the fact that she is suddenly in danger sparks excitement. Its true for so many fetishes that what could just be seen as stressful or scary somehow gets warped into being erotic. The brain is very flexible when it comes to similar sensations.

Really all you need to break strange fetishes down is 1. an understanding that all sexuality is concerned with power (or the lack thereof). Dominance and submission are the foundation of all sex. 2. an understanding of how the brain is actually very bad at what it does. It lumps stimuli together and with alittle conditioning can make something scary or shocking into something hot as fuck.

you know it, I still remember 16yo old me going to walmart and buying it with my mom, because the old bitch behind the counter said I had to be 18
>user what is this game about?
>uhhh volleyball
>are you sure you'd enjoy a game like this
>y-yeah mom, I know what I'm buying
>alright user if you're sure...
I played the shit of it, but still regretted it, not as much ad two worlds though, oblivion killer my fat ass.

free meme boyo, have at it

wait what

explain

What mods?

user, I think I have something you might like...

youtu.be/VMzfrod7hcE

Im fuckin 30 years old. My dick does all of my purchasing now. Only think i do is check the bank and give him the go.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
- Josh Sawyer

I can feel the call of Slaanesh.

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I thought the same
kek

>I don't give a shit

its all yours my friend... [spoilers] as long as you have enough rupees hmmm [/spoilers]

Excellent explanation user, makes me wonder why my fetish isn’t more popular.

>scared shitless
This is my favorite thread in months

are you poop death user or have you got a "My Strange Fetish" to share?

Holding a shit feels so good

same

No it hurts and makes you pass out.

try years fucker. The only thing that even comes close was the mighty number 9 thread awhile back.

same!!! lmao!!!!!! Im STILL LAUGHING HAHHAAHA

I ordered Yakuza 6 from Japan only because of Anri. I don't even know any Japanese.

nier automata

Poop death user

DECADES!!!! ITS THE *BEST* STORY EVER!!!!!!! *screams to the heavens* *farts* *flicks booger at screen* *gintama comes up and shoots me for a bad reference* XD XD XD

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Where is this man from?

>Holding your shit
Man, I remember doing something similar when young. Had this urge to go to the bathroom but I would just be on my knee on the floor, keeping the top half of my body on the bed and it would just gives me all sorts of tickling feelings. Is that what this man is talking about?

Samefagging for more knowledge.

This is also the reason dogs are so insistent about being around you when you shit. They, as pack animals, have the instinct to try and protect you when they know you are vulnerable.

>Sengoku Rance
>Kamidori Alchemist Meister

Honestly, it probably is. Most people are probably just too ashamed to share. The small portion of the population taking art commissions may not have it though.

>Sees all the replies
It's tiles again, isn't it?
>Checks the spoiler...
Oh god, it's actually much worse.

El Chavo

Huh, That's actually really interesting and explains why our dogs always sit outside the toilet door whenever someones taking a shit there, Now explain to me why our cat rubs up against my legs while I'm pissing

>He then ends her life by shooting her in the head, and she does one last fart, and dies

SR4 was fun.

that seems very little for something "specific".
normal people spend way over 1000$ on porn, or porn related products and services.

Probably just wants your attention. Cats do that in the wild to mark territory but domestic cats seem to have attributed it to "marking" people as well. Basically because their scent is on you they know you're safe. It's like a badge of acknowledgement that they need to reapply every few days or weeks.

you're the reason i taught my kids to lock the bathroom door.

Nigger what? I'm Vegetarian due to meat allergies and when I'm in Japan, I get vegetables all the time in the ramen, sushi and stir-fr and more.

Are you saying you went multiple days and couldn't find a place that sells kappa maki or ganmo? Or even oden or edamame?

Keys

Fa duck

Should I replay SR3 or play SR4? Haven't played 3 since it came out so I don't mind replaying it if it's the better game.

>Entire mission which is a giant MGS parody where you have to sneak around in a cardboard box and the main villain is an evil clone of yourself, plus Splinter Cell's shooting out the lights
>references Matrix, Mass Effect and more

how can you possibly have meat allergies? your body is made of meat, retard.

gimme source user, gyaru are my fetish

I wasn't gonna reply because it would be a pointless post but I'm going to because checked trips, thanks for the info I'm going to go cuddle the cat now

You're not playing this game right if you're not taking advantage of the Russian accent and making a tzarina dominatrix.

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>The second girl is scared shitless right now

By the way poop death user here. Here are the websites I spent money on jade-net-home.com/ and pkfstudios.com

Mainly the first one.

Stuff like chicken gives me vomiting and fevers, nothing I can really do about it. Eh, I don't really care much, I'm just happy I'm not lactose intolerant, I need my milk and cheese.

Do you even know what an allergy is, you retard?

Some people can die from eating nuts.

i have a ton of jade and other jav videos too. but you're still beyond my comprehension snuff shitter.

Yeah deez nuts!

I don't get it guys. I usually don't laugh at much but reading the most fucked up fetishes and thoughts that I couldn't imagine in a hundred years has me howling.

That isn't how things work.

I paid for 1 month of blacked. Not even joking. It was on sale for 10bucks for a month. Fapped a handful of times and then forgot about it. I expected more from paid porn.

>I also had no side effects during, and now after at 25 I'm normal

you wish

>how can you possibly have meat allergies? your body is made of meat, retard

So are the lactose intolerant people made of milk and the peanut allergic people made of peanuts?

>tfw lots of vidya vore but little to none of females voring other people
I suppose that Android 21 in the new DBZ game's a great start, though.

(Me)
(Me)
(Me)
(Me)
All me

never pay for porn. you can find everything you could ever want for free.

I stopped at "as he starts to eat my pussy and anus"

Your anus is covered in shit after pooping, disgusting.

Sengoku Rance
Although I guess I didn't buy it

lactose intolerance isn't an allergy.

i play a fat bald guy who looks kind of like louie ck rip

>people are made of nuts
retard
yes, it is.
oh, today is president's day, so school is out.

It's comedy gold my dude ;^)

acaai.org/allergies/types/food-allergies/types-food-allergy/meat-allergy

Dude just use google video and change settings to long videos, you can find 99% of full vids.

That being said I paid for a month of GirlsDoPorn once just to have it kind of hedonistically available as a catalog to go through with no effort. I don't really regret it.

Bruh wait till you see his fucking oH NONONON HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jurassic Park fucked your brain senpai

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I almost used that voice but I decided against it.

You know as bdsm man myself I understand where you're coming from at least with the being caught in a really vulnerable/private situation with a bit of snuff/ryona/gore mixed in. Scat is a shit tier messy fetish though, I'd have gone for pissing.

I love you weird fuckers.

Yeah i know that now. It really wasn't worth it but i didn't regret it either. It's like paying for anime once after having watched fro free for 20 years.

>buy
no
>just to appease your dick
yes

I don't see how that's not something to regret.

I'm dying. Thanks, user.

Yes

Very rarely is the game actually good though. I just want to fap while playing, I don't see why this is so hard for devs to deliver

Oh dude come on, it's like buying a game after you played it for 100 hours (pirated). You do it to support the dev, yes, but most of all , you do it for yourself to feel better.

I don't do that ever and I feel just fine.

Excellent.

>Don't visit Cred Forums for a few years
>Come back, this thread is at the top of the page
>Click it
>The poop monster is here

What the fuck guys

put me in le screencap xD

This here

2b was so perfect that I literally had to purchase her game

I 100%'d DoAX3. Not proud of it.

you do you man but jesus christ

outstanding

Wait shit
you could do this?

When you say "mid pooping" do you mean she is mid act in the sense that any moment during the begging and the end of the whole pooping process, or do you mean literally "mid pooping" as if she gets killed while having half a poop log coming out of her butthole?

I'm confused and interested.

OK I CALL THE POLICE!

Literally the poop still half way out, that way she’s still straining when she’s killed.

Can you imagine being so narcissistic about yourself that you consider it a privilege that other people get to play with you to the point where you literally charge them money to do so?

These women live in a completely different dimension then me.

>Im proud that im a retarded animal on par with Africans

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If we're sharing fetiahes then I have had a real craving for some irl sexual ryona for a long time now. I don't mean like belly punching videos, ironically that turns me the fuck off, I mean like a woman getting beat the fuck up, getting her shit kicked in, little to no mercy, but sexually though.
Specifically a scene where she's huddled on the ground in a fetal position but the assailant just keeps stomping and kicking her. Mostly I want kicking type stuff, kicking and trampling. Of course whenever I search this is get stupid fucking ballbusting videos.

This is kinda close but its tame, and short, and the woman is fat and I think she's passed out or too fucking high on something for her to even register it which is boring.
heavy-r.com/video/222677/Wife_Receives_Rough_Beating_And_Kicking/


I make do with asstr stories but it's just not the same...

Unforgiven.
Zombieland.
That one movie by Stephen Sommers where a giant sea monster attacks a cruiser.

>women unironically claim they're disadvantaged while this shit goes on en masse

I wonder if I can still become a priest.

>Paying for the privilege of weakening my team
what

>One Quick Play or Arcade game
Can't make this up

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Whatever floats your boat, man. Whatever you do, just don't end up killing a real woman while she is taking a dump.

whats wrong, got bad taste and gave up?

Zombieland is a guy that dies while pooping. The sea monster one the girl isn't really shitting she's just locked in the bathroom. I don't know about unforgiven, but I imagine it's a guy to. So in point we still need the girl scenes.

Game?

cute

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im in love with you user

To think that there are hundreds of people right now, knowing user’s scat fetish

I hope this shit makes it onto a revised fetish iceberg.