Actually over 1000 years old and counting

>actually over 1000 years old and counting

Does Nintendo think this excuse will hold up?

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apparently she's learned nothing in all those years

Where did the 1,000 year old loli trend originate from?

>Draw a Loli
>Call it a 1000 year old Dragon so it's totally ok to marry and have children with her
It's the perfect crime.

From restrictions on portraying minors in lewd situations?

In eroge it's usually done by not mentioning the characters' ages at all.

Dragons age very slowly. Everybody knows this duh.

If 1000 year old little girls are taboo, does that make sexually mature 3 year olds okay?

>Where did the 1,000 year old loli trend originate from?
this girl was most likely the inspiration for all Japanese loli vampires

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I mean look at that semen demon

>actually 9 years old

There is something off about these 9-year olds from Japan, but I just can't but my finger on what it is.

I could put my finger on it, but I don't want to go to jail

Should more video games feature chic JCs?

1 0 0 0 y e a r v i r g i n

Which one would you take for a train ride?

How much of a shitshow will the EOP release be?

the pink haired slut

Just learn jap, seriously. They'll probably chicken out and release the game all-ages version only since the original format makes it easy to do so. Marrying the loli is a major plot point in one of the routes though, dunno how they'll even handle that.

I did years ago, I just wonder how fucked will the unfortunately EOP'd get this time.

Lol if you need an excuse don't play this game. Embrace your inner gamer pedo and STOP caring about others judging you.

The orange one or the one with the star. I'm a bit of a downer so I don't think the others would be much fun, those two look like they'd at least have fun regardless. I-it's just a train ride, r-right?

Don't talk shit about mai waifu

>A manakete from no land in particular. While she looks like a child and acts like one, she is actually over 10 years old and counting.

I think it includes a different kind of ride too.

>FE Warriors never
It hurts. I'd even take her as a costume for Tiki

its ok when zelda does it

>over 1000 years old
>acts like a 10-year-old
I hate this meme.

That's actually very bigoted of you to say she shouldn't be treated like an adult just because you think she doesn't look like a "real woman"

Thats actually the most annoying part of this trend. 90% of them just act like kids so why even bother with the half assed excuses.

>Physically mature, mentally mature 3 year old who gets impregnated
>Physically mature, half mentally childlike couple year old clone gets shipped with sol
>Physically childlike, mentally childlike 22 year old that will stay in the cuck zone with jam and venom for eternity.

>You will never fuck this 3 year old.
It hurts.

>so why even bother with the half assed excuses.
Because of doujins and people would complain about sexualization if she was 'actually' 7 years old.

>loli outside, old man inside
Cag is far superior since she can be your bro and hoe.
Nowi is just too annoying.

Ooyari Ashito does Idolmaster doujins where the girls' ages are listed.

>Akagi Miria (11)

I thought Nowi made it a point to keep her genki act up because she knew all too well the things she lost by having lived for a thousand years.

Ooyari is a fucking god.

what exactly are these card things?

I see them all the time for stuff like Senran Kagura and this

Are they for some sort of game

>Ooyari is a fucking god.
Ourest of our guys.

Shouji Ayumu too. Lolis in his original doujins always profess their age.

gatcha games. it's baiscally like buying packs of digital cards

Yes, but it's not as if Idolmaster is as large as Nintendo, nor also targeted at a Western audience.

Can't wait until best hag makes it to NA.

black obviously
it's hachiroku's game after all

She's learned a lot.
>Implying

She's the game's mascot for sure (like how Natsuha is the poster child for Monobeno), but the content focus is relatively equal between Hachiroku, Hibiki and Paulette.

I kinda wish they made a Happy End version sometime in the future, gotta find out if she even grows up/can have children.

Nintendo has some delicious lolis.

Will all those extra character designs they're releasing on Enty, I bet they have more Maitetsu in mind.

Personally I'd prefer more Monobeno or a new fantasy game though.

>monobeno is on steam
wait what

Chick version based on the cucked Vita release.

nobody cares about rewritten garbage canon is japanese original now show me the original japanese then translate it

Lolis sell.

I don't know shit about Enty, but I do know they're still releasing appends for Maitetsu (those come with dakis IIRC) until early this year. Do you have examples of the new designs?

I agree that it'd be great to see Lose trying their hands on high fantasy. They love their suburban/rural settings.

Even porn aside Monobeno has a really good plot and world building. The H is still like half the game though, mainly because they kept releasing more.

Lillie aint a loli

how is she not?

Without pledging you can only see thumbnails.

>I agree that it'd be great to see Lose trying their hands on high fantasy. They love their suburban/rural settings.

I specifically have low fantasy like Eustia in mind. Doesn't feel like something Shinkouhyou would write though.

Fuck, they're going all in on the tetsumusu craze, hopefully Cura isn't bored out of his mind drawing those uniforms.

His Prillya doujin getting scanned never.

The last fantasy eroge that left its mark on me was BiMan 3, that one was insanely wild with a great story to boot.

How is she?

I jacked off to BiMan gifs. Didn't play it though.

She's 11 years old and flat

They have delicious girls of all ages, really. That's what they mean by all ages.

If you can read nip the first and third ones are definitely worth reading; each game is nearly entirely self-contained anyway, with Renge giving you a peek into different worlds through the titular kaleidoscope.

The 2nd one is kinda shit plotwise (but has really hot scenes) and I can't get into the fourth one because of the reverse trap.

Of course I can. How else would I play Mnbn, Mtts, Eust etc.? I have literally endless eroge backlog, so I dunno when I can get to anything.

I know plenty of girls who look like 13-14/young as fuck who are 18+.
Maybe its just an exaggeration of that.

My aunt was carded for cigarettes into her 40s. Some people just look young.

>FGO just keeps adding more loli SR/SSR
Of all companies to realize the power of lolis, it had to be the most jewish one.

I want a 1000 year old loli to bite my penis off.

Like who?

She's mature enough to have children. She's no different than a fully grown woman who happens to look young and judging by Nah, Manaketes age and sexually mature like humans do in the same amount of time. They only just happen to look young for a very long time.

old enough for kisses

deep adult kisses with tongue?

>10/11 years old
>no tits

She's a loli

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