The last video game character you played as now has to protect you from John Wick for 24 hours. How fucked are you?

>Cole Phelps
Yeah probably quite fucked. He could probably solve my murder though so that's something

>Gohan
ESTO ES EL FIN

>My mythic geared WOW mage

Wick btfo

Henry from KCD, but...

He was still just the blacksmith's son in my playthrough and he only ever fought with a wooden sword

Kiryu...I'll live

>F.E.A.R Pointman
if anyone's fucked, it'd be John...

dude rubber bullets lmao

>Faith
If Wick adapted the AI of Catalyst I wouldn't even need her.

That said I doubt I could do 10% of the parkour in the game. Would be cool to get better at that meme

>teleport to a magical realm where mere mortals like John Wick cannot tread
>play cards and drink tea or some shit to pass the time and then get a portal back home

>Max Payne protects you from John Wick

Odds are good.

the gmod player character

>Sam from Sam and max

Oh boy.

When has Max Payne ever managed to protect anyone?

that's a good question

>Trust no one, not even your bodyguard

A highly decorated Russian soldier with a Mosin Nagant 1891/30. Both him and John Wick will die when Ivan suicide nades for the Motherland and Stalin.

H-...

hmm, that's actually a pretty good question, user

>wildlands fallen ghosts operator
oh my

I'm fucked.

Can use drones, shock grenades, call in an airstrike and other heavy weaponry. Chances of success: 77%

I'm fucked.

I already have him at my side.

Isn't Wick a hired killer. If it is just a question of money surely Recette wins.

>Brad Armstrong
...Fuck, maybe if he has the Hintster alongside him?

Does he know my location? How far away is he from where I am? When does the 24 hours begin?

I think he managed to protect the pregnant chick in 3, but I might be remembering wrong.

>Fang from Fairy Fencer F
How long do I last?

>classic doomguy
I'm fine

If you were a girl, you would literally be fucked.
Rance ftw.

Didn't think about it like that!

Zero from drakengard, he'll get pegged before touching me

Destiny Gaurdian.
I'm good.

Honestly not sure. Trevor fucked quite some shit up.

>Zenyatta
I'm safe

>a lvl 99 veteran of the eastern front with a k/d of 8.00
Would he be able to do it?

>Laharl
Probably fine

>Death
But he has to go alone.

The civilians playing with guns from 2 may not count since, well, they're surprisingly competent civilians playing with guns
neither does Passos, since he knows his shit
his pregnant gf may count, but she cried a lot, vomited a lot, and got covered in sewage, grease, motor oil, and bits and pieces of a building.
Hope you had a light lunch, user.

A team comprises of A Gohan, Cell, and Goku. So I'm fine.

> Recette offers him money to drop the contract
> he agrees
> she yells "YAYIFACTIONS"
> Wick immediately kills her with a pencil for being an obnoxious lolsorandumb bitch and comes for you next

I'm gonna be fine.

You're good famalam, his horse doesn't do that much anyway

Doesn't Tear have invincibility bubble along that can carry two extra persons?

Pretty damn close, but I feel like John would still win. He’d be pretty tired at the end of it though.

The advanced future army of NATO

Doom guy... Bye bye Wick

>my MH world character
>light bowgun
They have an epic battle, but not sure if either is killable. If john gets creative I can easily be collateral damage

Wick will find a way

Sebastian Castellanos
Hard to tell... like medium fucked

Fuck.

welp.

Sounds like that one shitty neighbor I used to play with when I was kid. Never seen a sorer loser.

>john wick tries to sneak inside as always
>is immediately shredded by a hail of artillery, 7.62x54R, soviet hopes and dreams and a vague smell of vodka
>the veteran walks up to what seems to be a small remnant of his ear
>gently, "cyka" the veteran whispered
>then the veteran proceeds to buttfuck user as if he was a german whore

Are you kidding? Wick would mop the floor with Lincoln, no question

pretty sure it was ssgss vegeta, frieza or krillin..so..2/3 aint bad

Blanco o calvo?

he gonna get his guts ripped

generic disposable sandnigger from insurgency
I'm fucked.

Random ArmA soldier. I'm fucked.

>samurai goroh
we'll just speed away to another galaxy in the fire stingray

So what you are saying is Doomguy is going to kill us both.

>my hunter from MHW
She's done some impressive shit and has some pretty strong armor but I think with a bit of planning and reconnaissance he could take her out pretty easy.

I'm fucked.

>snake
I guess I'll be fine

Nicely written but do you really think a stinking Bolshevik would ever have a k/d of anything over 0.25? I was thinking more of a nice chokepoint with an MG42 holding it down.

>Frank West
I think I'll be okay

>Naked Snake
I think he'll do

>Isaac from Binding of Isaac

We can both cry together

>Red
I'm safe

My hunter armed with a bow on my new game of MH4U... Guy is still in jaggi and with a early game bow. His only hope is to stall with flashbombs and trap but I'm pretty much dead.

Maybe he is a commissar?

Pilot from EtG
considering his pistol's range is shorter than pissing with a 1 inch dick I'm pretty fucked.

fucking JOKER
a teenager who doesn't even has real powers.

Man, I fucking love Frank's brick face and goofy personality. DR4 was shit.

Just change John Wick's heart

>Emily from Dishonored 2
Oh that's cool. She can probably Dark V-
>No powers run
FUCK

Original Doomguy refused to kill civilians when ordered to and Nu-Doomguy wants to protect humanity. You're probably good either way unless you're an edgelord satanist.

>Styx: Master of Shadows
Assassin vs assassin fight. Should I feel safe?

if that was kerry it would've been a different story.

like to see him try,lvl 30 high magic.

Shit man, that's nothing if it means I have even a chance to survive.

Lincoln will likely leave you in Wick's hand then rob your lifeless corpse out of your 5 bucks.

This thread just got more interesting. What would his palace be? What would his boss fight be like? At the end of 2 Aurelio says he thinks John Wick is addicted to the cycle of revenge and killing so I think that would absolutely factor into it.

i was actually going to ask that, would be neat as fuck

Monster Hunter humans are way stronger than regular humans. I think it'd depend most on what weapon you use.

I'll be fine.

why did they have to make you play a literal retard?
could this guy look any more stupid

>A bio-mechanical golem from the future
All gucci.

Might be okay with bowgun.

50str/25skl korean gemmed Hunter from Bloodborne. Beasthunter Saif+10, Whirligig saw+10, Blunderbuss+10, Hunter's Pistol+9, Cannon+6, Gatling Gun+6. Anti-Clockwise +15% and 20% runes, Eye rune for higher discovery. Impurity to CRUSH VERMIN. Has consumed three umbilical cords. NG+.

John doesn't stand a chance, really.

>Raiden
I'm good

You couldve just said "guy with big sword and quick rolling lol"

Not fucked at all, its lulu's job to protect people

>My Psyker character from Underrail

So it basically comes to "who strikes first, wins". If John uses sniper rifle, we're dead.

At least it would be a fun fight to watch.

Isaac from Dead Space except I haven't gotten any advanced engineering armor yet so I'd be fucked probably.

>sora from KH1
I am royally fucked.

Why did you post a poorly executed photoshop of his eyes. He looks pretty normal in reality.

He's fucked. So am I. Repeatedly.

I played as John Wick in Payday 2 so I guess my odds are 50/50

>stocke from Radiant historia
I mean, I suppose he can just keep repeating over and over until he succeed?

so you noticed? damn

>using ludwig's
>rolling in bloodborne
Away away!

>Nidus Warframe, which can shrug off rocket launchers no problem and can kill people by tapdancing aggressively at them
I'm FIIIINE

Because he's a peasant. He ain't got them higher learnins

Shh... nothing personnel... kid...

>player character in Hand of Fate

Jokes on you, i have the Wrath of the Old Gods blessing. John will not even have the chance to get close enough.

>Henry from Kingdom Come

Well, shit. Second place was la creatura from Subnautica, at least he had the stasis rifle.

>Veigar
I'm fine.

Fine, but can John Wick stop A GOD?

>Chaos from UNIST
Can I also go into the Night? If so, then I should last a good few hours.

not to mention a mech with a drill that can tear through diamonds like tissue paper and shrug off blows from gigantic sea creatures

>Player character from Clustertruck
Well
I don't think he'd be able to survive getting near Wick if there were no trucks about, let alone being shot

This faggot here. I'm so dead

>17th century England
am i good bros?

> Stardew Valley
W-would Wick spare me if I invited him to my ranch for some wine and great food?

This guy, i trust him and his war machine.

ayy same.
nah, we're fucked.

...

Am I gonna be okay?

I'm beyond fucked. He'll probably shoot me himself.

I don't know really...

im good

Not sure how this would play out actually.

hahahahaahahahaha

good luck Johnny boy

I'm fine.

Protag from Persona 5. Well, if they take me into the Metaverse I should be all right. Whether or not we would have to fight John Wick's Shadow is ultimately the make or break point there.

Forza horizon 3.
Not sure how that's gonna work. I'll just have to outrun him in my hachi roku

I think I'm beyond fucked.

i'm safe
kek

>John Wick's Shadow
>implying John Wick wouldnt automatically have his persona upon entering the Metaverse

Sam Fisher

uhhhhh... no idea how this one works out. could go both ways.

Leader power ready

rip

It's quite possible he'll kill you AND Wick, just for fun

No worries here. I'm fine

OH FUCK

Man, they really fucked her face up

>Tons of people thinking their bitch characters will beat Wick and Wick's power level in 2 is pretty ridiculous with bulletproof suits, crazy good combat technnique, endless stamina and an endless arsenal, but on top of all that access to a huge network of information and contacts

Anyone like Kiryu, Wang, Gordon Freeman, Hitman etc would just die to a sniper rifle. I know people always say their character will protect them in these threads which is ridiculous but this one is even worse desu

doomguy'd beat Wick and the SCP, idk about the others

my character is Mikasa Ackerman so I too am dead

I would pay to see even a shitty cgi fight between those two

If we can go into the TV World we should be okay, otherwise we're fucked.

>my villager from animal crossing

I'm fucked before i can pay the rent

>Buzz Lightyear on a skateboard

>boss from saints row iv
hmm I guess they wouldn't have superpowers but they'd be good

>lvl 36 courier
gg ez

>Ice Bow with 4x freeze slowdown
>Assassin Blade with extra damage against frozen targets
>That complete bullshit "Melee hits drop arrows" mutation
>Nothin Personnel teleport move
>Hunter's Grenade
If he can get an Ice Bow shot off, and we're in a close quarters situation, might have a chance. Otherwise, likely not.

Well he is only human. Technology advantage can get me fucked though.

Wei shen. I don't know, that's tough.

>Venom Snake
Who wins?

I think my odds are pretty good OP.

The majority of RE characters are beyond his level so i'm good and i get to enjoy the company.

...

He's just a guy with guns and both movies amount to the average first level of most videogames featuring guys with guns.

My nigga.

>How fucked are you?
Ah yes, about that last video game I played...

>47
Skilled snipers are Wick's weakness, so I'm good,

Jimmy Hopkins is gonna let me down. There aren't enough fire crackers in the world.

no biggie

>Warframe
>Mesa

Yea, I'm okay.

I think we'll be able to dance through the danger pretty easily

Not at all, they use far more advanced tactics on both sides, and use information.

I should be good

>far more advanced tactics

Oh does he press the trigger with his pinky?

Conviction Sam would toast that fucker, Blacklist Sam would do a good job too.
But Pandora Tomorrow Sam?

>Ruiner
fair game

Geralt can handle one guy.

shen. league of legends. i am safe senpai

If he can use unit-01 im fine, otherwise RIP.

John Lick my ass

>deflects

An invulnerable debug character in a game I was coding. He has no special abilities but can't die.

I should be fine as long as he can take all the hits.

I hope he can't swim.

I bet he is pissing himself right now.

Probably Venom Snake

well Edgeworths fucked

My Blood DK. He's functionally invincible so I think I'm good.

>Xing Tian
John's pretty fucked since Xing Tian literally can't die.

I have no fucking idea what is going to protect me if I played Banished.

If it's 506 citizens which all know each other, 60+ cattle, 75+ sheep, and 180+ chicken, then I might be sort of safe.

Probably, never watched the movies but from what I've seen he seems like a nice guy.

Wick is pretty dead, desu.

>Darksiders
War is a small deity, I'm fine as long as its not someone like Kirby or demifiend

2018 still playing wow.

>slutty skyrim character
is john enticed by a submissive mage girl?

Donkey Kong

What ability would Kirby gain if he ate John?

Generic Terrorist from CS:GO. I'm a dead man.

Crash

This but with unlimited uses

>my MHW character
To be fair, he can survive being slashed and mauled by fucking super dinosaurs and falling from impossible heights, so he might actually make it out okay.

Good luck

Tommy can definitely take him but I'm not feeling good about my chances of survival.

Easy.

Wrong image, kind of.

who is the protagonist of Medieval 2 Total War? Cause if it's a whole country protecting me from John Wick, i think i'm fine.

Get

>Anyone like Kiryu, Wang, Gordon Freeman, Hitman etc would just die to a sniper rifle
Gordon Freeman can canonically survive 6 hits from a sniper rifle at full health, one hit deals 16 damage.
Fuck yourself.

Maybe I'll be okay...

>mhw huntress

Race against time; he has to evade her being led directly to him by scoutflies long enough to both find and kill me because when she catches up to him he's beyond rekt even with guns as Hunters are ridiculously durable and possess retard strength.

>Flynn from SMT IV.
Im probably okay, he can summon some pretty OP demons and keep me safe.

The Combine pulse rifle that the Combine use does about 40 damage I believe.

Luck has sided with Yoshikage Kira

>Carl Johnson
r1 r2 l1 x left down right up left down right up
r1 r2 l1 r2 left down right up left down down left

Caleb from Blood. He'd probably just burn John to death in like a minute.

Darkest dungeon
Do i get the whole freaking town? If not my new Fallout 3 character in which case im utterly fucked

Ryuji Goda in Dead Souls

Yup. Alium guns is another reason why Gordon is a formidable opponent.

>The Ashen One larping as an Abyss Watcher
I'll probably be fine.

future Trunks hell yeah

>Volt Prime with Akbolto Prime and a few Forma

Wick doesn't stand a chance.

>Bayonetta
I'll be ok

Stronghold Crusader
>God is on my Side

John logs in with his smurf account and kills everyone.

>Doomguy
I'll be okay.

no you aren't. In shit sequel he fights against agents from entire world and all you have peasants and some knights with swords.
Goddamit, John Wick 2 was such a disappointment

after the movie he has nothing but skill though

FIGHTING'S REALLY NOT MY THING

Sareth from Dark Messiah

I'm fucking rescued

>Goku
>Blue Vegeta
>Hit
If it has to be the absolute last character, Hit.
I am in very good hands.

>Hello John
>Hi Max
>lets cry about our dead wives

>John Wick vs. Monster Hunter w/ Gunlance
Wew.

firearms would do jack shit to the basic Engi rig.

>My KOTOR character with HK-47 and Jolee
If the Persuade check fails, I hope Wick can handle a meatbag hating robot, a wisecracking old man, and Darth fucking Revan.

I think I'm good.

>Gohan
I'm good

You could disguise yourself as a villager
He would never find you in a day
Way too much space between things fuck you for triggering my autism

>Resident Evil Revelaitons
>Post-steroids Chris Redfield
I'd pay to see that

Injustice 2 Red Hood. It would be a pretty cool showdown, even if there'd be bullet holes all over my house when it ended.

The John Wick movies are massively overrated and are only popular because the overwhelming majority of action films this century have been dreadful.

I mean is this good or bad....cause I don't even know how the fuck it would work?

>Anjin dono

Sir William-kun has fought tough and deadly Onis and has spirit animals an shiet, i'm sure I'll be fine, so long as he's wearing bullet proof vests.

As an alternative, Monster Hunter World hunter can also blow it out John's ass.

>Nikolai Tesla from fgo

I think I'm okay?

I really don't know.

First one is fun as fuck. That elegant style, rules and lack of some dumb scheme just simple fucking revenge is satisfying af
Second one is trash, don't know what were they thinking

It was Nemesis i think
Would have to watch it to see how it goes

shit

>CS:GO Operator
Fucked

>Level 1 Baldurs Gate Inquisitor
Fucked

>Doom Guy
Safe

>Spartan IV
Safe

>Forza Driver
Fucked

>Apollo Justice

Maybe if i take wick in court i'll be okay

Yeah...but that's exactly why I like them, they are like action movies I like, as well as being current, with some new techniques thrown in.

Dude was pretty fucking calm with his hand chopped off. You might have a bit of a chance.

Maybe he can soy Wick to death.

>BOTW Link

I'm safe as fuck

I'm good

>converts u

I'm good

The second's plot was more contrived but it had a ton of style and played some more with the rules of the world established in the first, as well as giving a greater sense of the scope of Wick's notoriety. Scenes like his preparation for the assassination and his interaction with other assassins/bodyguards are amazing.
>John? You working tonight?
>Yeah.
>Have a good night?
>Afraid so.
>[cue fantastic 15-minute action sequence that ends with them breaking through the window of a hotel where the rules dictate they must stop]
>[they drink together awkwardly]
Then there were side characters that were just a ton of fun, like the mute girl and the sumo assassin.

The third one is going to go balls to the wall and I for one welcome it. The 2nd seemed like a means to an end to get from the first to the "John Wick vs The World" story in Chapter 3, but 2 was good enough on its own.

Gordon freeman
I’m not sure who this john wik fella is but I’ll be ok

The last video game character I played was a ct in csgo and I'm only silver 2

>Various Street Fighter characters
Dead
>Various Modern Warfare 3 characters
Probably dead unless they worked together
>Chell
Probably dead but if she makes proper use of the portal gun she could theoretically open a portal to the moon and get rid of him

>Marcus from Watch Dogs 2
ded

youtube.com/watch?v=_dOxcpM-d24&t=4s
The Hunter Slugcat from Rain World.
Surprisingly not too worried.

I'm fine

Vanguard Shepard. Wick is good but Shepard with shields, Charge, and a shotgun is in a higher weight class.

>not being a retarded peasant.
>not being covered in filth at all times.
>not being drunk at all times.

Idiot.

Unless he rigs that gas valve to blow Wick up as he walks by. Or hack his car to drive straight into a bus.

The Nerevarine. He's fucked.

>D-CLASS

I have nothing to be worried about.

My survival is not assured, but I'm pretty sure my city is fucked either way.

>Agent 47
I'd say I got good chances.

>D-9341

>Oblivion came out 12 years ago

>Sora

Depends on how much HP damage bullets do. Some magic or drive form would put John down alright.

>Puts me to sleep
>magazines all over the floor
>spends 10 minutes rolling around my house, rolling through furniture breaking glass while fighting John Wick as a boss fight
>spends another 5 minutes calling someone via codec
>every time i wake up he puts me back to sleep or CQCs me
>cutscene que

You forgot the really fackin' good fight theme.