IRL videogame characters

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

Any tips on how to beat this guy? I can't get past the second bird.

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Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

lol he's just an old man just like idk spook him or smth and he'll prob have a heart attack lol

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

left birb is habin de seizure

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

Save and quit the game. Make the clock 8 hours forward and he will die of old age

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

potion of water walking to bypass him

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

Throw stones at them, they inflict double damage.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

Make sure to bring the Raw Meat Strip you got as part of the last quest to bait the birds away, and then go for the kill.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

Why do you type like you're on Facebook?

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

Post more characters.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

insult his wife

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

how the FUCK do I gain access?

Robert King
Robert King

Three point-blank Super Shotgun blasts are enough to kill these guys.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

mfw some fucker can just stop time and I can't do shit

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

I am overleveled, outgear this bitch to the moon and beyond + access to all the P2W shit. How the hell can I not beat her?

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Ask them if they are European and they'll start fighting each other.

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

user doesn't know how to get him to join the party

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

Underrated

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

i cant seem to be able to dodge her attacks. can anyone give me any tips on how to beat?

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

enemy joins your party after threating to kill you

William Rogers
William Rogers

WTF How do I keep all of these faggots from going aggro at the same time?!? I can barely handle one.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

her

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

You have to solve the riddle.

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

Ok, here's an irl videogame character

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

She out twinked you

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

Does anyone know how to beat this asshole?

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

her

it's his. He has a dick.

google search "identify genders for kids"
a whole bunch of "gender" fluidity books pop up

I don't like this time line, help me out! I WANT OUT!

Connor King
Connor King

ultimate casual filter

David Walker
David Walker

I can't even make it past regular Pope Benedict let alone Lord form.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

I fucking hate this pay-to-win faggot, he keeps spamming his premium emotes

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Grind up some estrogen pills and cover your dick in the stuff. She wont be able to resist the taste of an estrogen covered cock, and will suck you off until you cum in her mouth. Then. while she's savoring the sum and estrogen cocktail in her mouth, pin her down and assert your dominance to turn her into one of your followers.

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

You can just sit back and wait while the air force takes care of him.

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

She's imposble to parry, I get distracted all the time.

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

Modded Skyrim

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

aaah new ideas scare me!
They have some pretty stupid kids books out there, I used to read to my little brother growing up and some of them were just complete trash. You're life is literally irrelavant and you're upset about it, just like the generations of irrelevant old people that disparaged Power Rangers and shit.

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

*sizzles you whole*

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

finally have him beat
cutscene where he announces he "resigns" and leaves

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

I don't know man, the "traps aren't gay" thing really wore me down to the point where I don't even care anymore if it is.

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

Great water physics.

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

If you recruit any male party member under the age of 18, that entire class of enemy will agro only them.
So just give him your most defensive gear like chastity belts and have him tank all the hits.

Ian Price
Ian Price

I'm fine until the point where he rips the adds barehanded and consumes their power, and it's all downhill from there
how did you guys get over this phase?

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

how do I pass his skill check? No matter how high my trumpet mastery is, he keeps saying I'm a worthless no-talent
also he mentioned the "grateful dead", but I didn't see any undead or a lich anywhere around his area

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

You have to disable his Holy Shield before you can do any real damage to him.

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

There is an optional bossfight with him in chapter 2 which changes the ending

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

Samurais looked cool and everything, until you realize they were all around 150cm

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

What are it's stats, Cred Forums?

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

looks dangerous, someone could drown in there

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

Just keep practicing

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

manlet masterrace

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

Belfry Gargoyles

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

I really regret rolling a pacifist character, how do I pass his unnatural charisma check to proceed?

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

-1 perception, -7 charisma

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

detect invisibility ~20 yds

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

My guild and I are having trouble bypassing this guy. Any advice?

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

+5 confidence, -7 charisma with the Bright Vision perk.
Honestly the charisma debuff is too strong. Just go with normal sunglasses and a beer for a similar effect.

Colton Sanders
Colton Sanders

How do I beat this fucker? I keep popping his hat and he murders me when he enrages.

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

Stacking tanks in a dps mechanic fight

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

-blind
+immune to lighting

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

Ha you poor sap. Pacifists have to gold farm for hours - you can't beat him, you just have to pay to get past

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

If you don't think your CHA is high enough go grind some more stat points until you're sure you can pass it, if you fail the check you have to pay him 59.99 gold plus whatever DLC he has or else he starts an unwinnable boss fight.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

I remember that guy, he's hardcoded and there's an invisible wall there. Had a lot of fun crashing planes into him

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

Just hand over some money. At this point in the game you should have more than enough.

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Get an empty Skyrim box, it doesn't actually need to contain the actual game so it's cheaper to get. With high enough speech you can convince him to let you pass without checking inside the box.
Good luck.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Literally looks like your average girl next door, I don't get it.

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

Need to select the "proletariat warrior" passive in the communism tree, make sure to max it out, no amount of gear will help you against this boss.

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

Jazz Jennings

That faggot does not look anything like that picture.

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

pay for a server transfer, china is filled with shitters

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

when the boss fight is a horde

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

-5 to all saving throws for getting punched to face

David Green
David Green

Who's shitty idea was it to make the puppet master so OP?

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

How many fucking spells does this guy know? Every time I think I've got him in a pattern he throws something else at me.

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

is this a bug? Surprised vendors even sell grey items but I had to do a double take on that price

David Carter
David Carter

He hasn't even gotten to the sword phase

WOW

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

What an enchanted world you live in

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

look at that guy's neck glitching out, quality FROM coding

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

Ironic Cascade: Enrage(50%)/Confuse(50%) vs. humanoids with Knowledge: Internets xD (1) or greater

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Im having real trouble parrying the giraffes neck slicer. Any tips?

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

Name her and her genre

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

Phase 1 he has about 7 randomized spells that re-randomize every attempt. If you haven't figured this out you're doomed in P2

Cooper Ortiz
Cooper Ortiz

He's clearly a mobile poster, user.

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

You need to finish the India-Pakistan tribe conflict quest so you can bring Pajeet and Muhammed with you in your party.

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

Looks like blood magic to me.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

Check the name of crafter. That player is notorious for making the most of the Idiot Savant perk, he has no idea what's he doing but he keeps getting away with shit.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Use your gun to shoot his head for maximum damage.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

fucking credit card kiddies buying flashy cosmetic items

Grayson James
Grayson James

His combat is fucking bullshit tho, you have to one shot him before he pulls his martydom

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

post the dmc edit

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

two-handing a gladius
Fucking hobbits.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

cringe

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

He's weak to water based attacks

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

I'm so sick of these bullet sponge bosses

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Use Surf, 1HKO.

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

A+ edit

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

You can skip his boss fight by setting the date to 02/09/16

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

F. all he wanted was some loli time on an island

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

Delete this

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

He didn't do the side quest that gives you the cloak of magic resist+5

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

What part of her looks like a videogame character? It's just an average girl.

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

These enemies freak me out so much, always popping up in the strangest places. Never know what to expect.

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

I swear that dude's neck gets longer every time I see this picture...

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

So phase 1 is easy enough, but his phase two transition when he does the leap spin attack into me always catches my roll.

I know he telegraphs with the "treason" voiceline but the attack is so quick and jarring I can never avoid it.

any tips?

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

shes from a shitty virtual novel

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

I can't even get past his 2nd phase and I just found out he has a fucking third form? What the fuck?

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

fucking hate these guys, that little bastard always gets me

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

Mc Ride in fifteen years

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

offers you levitation and enhanced fireball
nowthisispodracing.exe
my alignment drops by 100 pts, can no longer cast healing spells
Guards attack on sight
What a bunch of bullshit

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

yes and it deals damage on contact. You have to hit that weak spot on his midriff

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Use melee attacks

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

Oh, wow, what a useful tactic if it weren't for the fact that the fuckers blow you backwards so you can never get close enough for the super shotgun to have any useful effect.

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

How am I supposed to hit him without blowing myself up?

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

The gas grenades kill me every time

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

Akordeon, cursed bard of the underground

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

This. Ask one of them which key the other one would claim opens the gate, then pick the other key.

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

they really phoned it in with the optional DLC bosses

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

If using an emulator just make a custom joypad profile to skip the inverted controls you have to fight him with

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Whose idea was it to make a boss that does nothing but run away from you and throw molotovs?

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

If you have high charisma you can shit-talk him into taking a step forward

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

I keep getting hip checked followed by constriction.
Should I just bite the bullet and invest points in Animal Handling?

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

Dylan Roof always gets me when I'm focused on fighting giraffe

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

ameritard can't beat a lvl 1 peasant armed with a peashooter
erry tiem

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

Then just use the rocket launcher, three blasts will do.

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

me on the far right

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

he drown or something?

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

Douchebags!

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

Can someone help? I can't get past this guy's dialogue, he and my character keep repeating each other's sentences in a questioning manner. It's been going on for 2 hours.

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

Bro'tein, God Of Gains

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

F

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

Its a risky strat, but if you manage to remove his mask the gas will get him too. I know hes a big guy and getting in that close can be very painful, but for you its probably the best tactic.

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

Hes invincible wtf?

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

God I wish that were me.

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

Copy that

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

How is her phone in the picture?

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

Squortol, half trainer-half pokémon

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

when you walk past the corner without noticing and start hearing a high pitched autistic scream out of nowhere

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

That guy? In real life?
Just shoot him.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Welcome to the light, brother.

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

role play threads

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Easy to defeat with a molotov and enough space to run.

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

take either Torah or the Quran as an off hand weapon, use it each time he starts doing the attack, it stuns him for a short time and interrupts the attack, the timing is tight but it worked for me
gl

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

How do you beat this guy?
His magic resistance is insanely high and trying to use melee attacks gets me killed.

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

He drowned in a lake cause apparently he rows to a tiny island in the middle of that to train. He also had a 16 year old girl for an apprentice.

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

I still can't defeat this using the Metal Gear.

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

snake dog is a scripted boss fight. You're suppose to lose. He then joins your party later.

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Melee only
mfw using the dart gun to cripple his legs

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

try poison, or ranged attacks

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

Theres is clearly a mod conflict there, you have to uninstall at least one of them, otherwise he is bugged into imortality.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

I hate 2 on 1 bosses

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

hurt his feelings

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

wait is he really dead or are you rusing me

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

Oh, what a fucking surprise, he betrayed me and is now the final boss, who saw that coming except everyone?

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

drowned
How do we know the apprentice didn't simply kill the master and make it look like an accident? 16 year old girls can be tricky.

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

The Virgin Soyboy vs. The Chad Wheyboi

Noah Price
Noah Price

anyone else managed to recruit them all? I admit I used a guide to find that shortest one, he was in a bullshit hidden area

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

i can beat phase 1 every time, but what in the actual fuck do i do in phase 2 when the fog spawns?

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

-5 agility because those fuckers would fall off your face the moment you looked even remotely down

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

I kited him towards a ledge and Fus-Ro-Dah'd him off.

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

How do I get past this monstrosity?

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

Nothing pisses me off more than a walkthrough divided in 113 parts

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

Ahh... the lolimasks. Hardest fight in persona 6. Can't get past them

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

uses charm laser to charm your DPS
uses freeze laser to ice block your tanks
uses burn laser on the healer EVERY TIME
Fuck this bitch

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

here's your support

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

Just use the aqua spell. I need help with this fella though, he keeps parying my attacks with his front wheel and he's resistant to magic.

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

He's dead.

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

guys im in the penguin death cavern and super spooked right now

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

time stop is the only thing that works on that guy

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

That's the fucking protagonist.

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

If your shitposting and banter skills aren't high enough, you can beat him by letting your wife give birth to the child of an Eritrean refugee

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

Yes he died for real they aren't memeing about the loli and island training.
He fell of the kayak and wasn't able to swim back due the currents or something.

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Here comes a new challenger

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

Nigga wat? They just airblast the rockets back your way

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

That lake has a high number of drowning deaths per year. But it’s dropped to zero since he died. Odds are he’s just at the bottom of the lake keeping the demon sealed away

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

You now got the "Demonic" attribute, which means that you can now heal yourself with magic damage spells. Also hell creatures will now be neutral to you, it's now much easier to scavenge hell for powerful artifacts.

James Wright
James Wright

fuckin hell, the thought of this old man boss swinging that staff at full velocity and straight-up launching the vultures at you has my sides in orbit.

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

Gabe stop fucking around and make Half Life 3

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

scatter cigarettes and a couple bottles of vodka on the ground. They'll be distracted and you can pass.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

NEVA SHOULDER CUM EAR

Justin White
Justin White

F

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

Gabe Newell has been OP since he respecced

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

Have your pyblo do a blast back

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

Next: Scottsdale Rapes

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

Darks slavs. Prepare to cheeky breeky.

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

It's Cred Forums m8, no one know who bendis, yes that bendis, the writer, bendis, is

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

From the first game yeah. But in the second he's a secret fight.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

How the fuck did you end up in that map? There's nothing for you there it's just a empty zone the devs probably used for testing.
Well, just get out of there penguins only spawn in groups. As dastardly as they are one penguin won't go after you solo at your size.

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

Have you tried buying his game?
I heard it's also really good and offer a lot of costumization thanks to the Steam Workshop.
Check out steam for the Special Edition.

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

Ever see something that is so goofy it makes you laugh, but its scary since its something goofy but dangerous, but then you see how goofy it is and laugh?

Like I keep going between spooked and laughing

also did anyone find the intro to this to be the most hype-producing thing ever? Too bad the rest of the game pales in comparison

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

I got to the end of the Barbell bastille but failed the strength check and this fucker one shot me

Logan Young
Logan Young

LOL

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

You have to get the infra-red scope and shoot the parasites inside his body.

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

To the 8 other guys who stayed with me on this, you are bros for life

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

Fighting him without a mount
It's like you want to lose.

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

Help me

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

This NPC tells me that he sells potions, but in fact they poison me.

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

you have to know the chant "le 56%" if your monk character doesn't know it, ur fucked

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

I fucking did everything to try and fight on even terms but no matter what, the AI is just too in tune with what they're doing. Did the Devs actually give them map cheats or something? I refuse to believe AI or even player characters could coordinate so well...

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

He didn't speak to Sminem
LOL you fucking scrubs never learn

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

horses are an endgame boss, you should not be fighting them unless you are trying to sequence break

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

That's because you're not strong enough to use his potions properly.

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

Has anyone made it past the strandbeests on the beach? You can dodge the first few but after a while the wind picks up and all of these fuckers are on your ass.

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

Spoiler: third is a just a different fucking guy who kills the boss and then wrecks your shit

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

his potions were too strong for you

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

That's because you bought it from a 9gagger. Fucko.

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

That sounds like a master plan, thanks

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

Why is everyone who plays as the Italian faction so fucking stupid? I once tried to play as them and it's like whoever tries to join them drops 30 IQ points.

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

tfw you get past the fucking penguins but hear "Tekeli-li" in the distance

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

How I do get out of this situation?

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

Objective: Defeat God.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

The loot in that area isn't even good

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

This guy keeps throwing axes at me and the techno music gets louder every time he hits me. How the fuck do you beat him

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

The shortcut is worth it; just deal with Big Savings once and get it over with.

Gavin White
Gavin White

forget dodge...i would just like to suck her dick and lick her ass.

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

you have to mimic their actions

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

Have you not found the spike breaker armour?

William Davis
William Davis

It's made of wood, I'll just light it on fire
Now it's chasing me while on fire
It actually works, you just have to dodge them until the fire kills them, but it is terrifying.

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

Goddamn this guy is literally playing a game and kicking my ass at the same time, how tf did you get past?

John Robinson
John Robinson

Equip greatshield
Use shield bash

gg no re

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

Can never get go higher than a B rating for this boss, whats the trick to do it right?

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

How far down the "Virginity" tree are you? I know it looks extremely weak at the start but the endgame abilities are OP as shit and a great at repelling Thot class enemies.

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

lamenting joining the winning side
just embrace it user

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

The items this guy sells are absolutely horrible, but I heard the side quest he gives you has a legendary in it, can someone confirm?

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

optional bosses

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

FUCK this guy. I try fire magic, he keeps blowing it out.

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

actually playing the American class

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

mind blast bypasses all your resistances
has insanely high crit chance too for potential OHKO
fucking bullshit. Wasted all my potions

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

there is open door at the right

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

H E L P

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

he hasn't gotten to the 2nd door yet

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

That's some hurtcore shit

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

Is this what Tower of Latria looks like during the day?

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

The Legendary Ushanka is alright but the cap it places on the value of the player home is tough to deal with. Only bother for specialized builds.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

phase 3
he gets a fucking stand that has this attack that has a hitbox that takes up the entire room and one hits you

HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THIS GUY

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

How the fuck do you bypass the beer chug and avoid getting stunned?

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

How the fuck are you supposed to defeat the Bulldozer of Fallujah? The adds alone could be a bossfight of their own, and the dozer himself is just ridiculous.

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

how do I stop this gank squad

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

How do I beat Florida Man? Every time I think I got his Phase 1 down he brings out some random bullshit like bullets flying out of the oven or a vehicle hip checking me to death.
I swear he gets more nude with every respawn too.

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

yo what the fuck is this shit
fuck

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

lose everytim

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

it's a rhythm game boss

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

About to fight this thing, anything important i need to know before attempting him?

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

His fucking power attack is broken. Fuck this game.

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Lick the pantyhose

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

playing as La creatura

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

Scottsdale rapes missing kid
Why would Scottsdale do that?

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

Your weakness is fire.

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

You just have to Bee yourself.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Ok why does this guy always pulls out a fucking legendary dragon and when he beats my shit just spams "BUSTA", can you even avoid him?

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

Should have put some skill points into the cock skill tree.

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

The water slut was piss easy, but how do I get into fit bitch's panties

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

it's not working

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Dont panic.

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

Your problem is that you are trying to take on a raid boss alone

Noah Young
Noah Young

Motherfucking SHAPESHIFTERS.

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

blind areas, user

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

you have to spam the pray command until you win. it's total bullshit, i have no idea how they expected the player to figure that out

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

He has a really cool boss room.

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

He's easy enough, but kind of annoying. Just aim for his legs.

If you can get a grenade through the opening, it's a one-hit kill.

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

Guys i think i made it to the final boss room
What do i do?

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

Direct counter right here.

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

Just realized I can no longer use my sword of purification. Welp time to farm the hell zone

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

You don't win this one user. It's a scripted loss every time. Basically we have to fucking hope we're strong enough in the sequel to beat this pos

James Gomez
James Gomez

Really easy as Chaotic Satanist.

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

sauce pls

Cameron Kelly
Cameron Kelly

that unimpressed black kid in the background

lmao

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

Did you know he is dead now?

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

I keep running away to my room, it still works.

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

kill the birds first

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

lmao watchu mean bruh

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

he doesn't cast manaclash to deal massive damage to him using his total mana pool
he doesn't then cast hatclash to to annihilate his /fa/ as fuck hat for humiliation infront of everyone

plebeian

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

beat big guy first
phase 2 begins
midget absorbs his dead friend's power and becomes giant
still has the same speed as when he is in midget form

what the fuck

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Pic related

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

When you are pinned between try to rub his pussy. Then dodge everything. When shes out os stamina you can inpregnate her and get the token.

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

you can beat him if you grind a lot of pocket protector accessories before they become unavailable in disk 2

but it's bullshit, you still lose in a cutscene. you get some unique armor as a reward but it's not endgame, just perfect save shit

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

This fight is bullshit
When you kill one of them the other gets 10x stronger and his HP bar goes up to 100%

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

Show him his ancestry.com results

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

Someone post that webm of two nigs chasing and hitting each other with tree trunks
that charge attack

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

EL KIRA BLANCO

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

I'm pretty sure they're some kind of DARPA funded AI test. Their coordination is just that good.

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

Welcome hero... Finally you have arrived at the Pumpking Gardens... Now, there's one thing I want you to do...

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Goddamit

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

The sonic damage type needs a rework, way too op

Eli Young
Eli Young

I know but he looks like Venom Snake in the pic so I had to post it.

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

I'm using the merchant build and I'm getting hard walled by Garg Anders Yikernes. Is there anything I can do to him without respecing my character?

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

kill the midget first, unless you need his soul for your build

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

He needs to reload after emptying a magazine, which takes quite some time. His shots can also harm the adds, so you'll want to try and place them between yourself and him as much as possible. There's cover all around the arena, but do not linger in one cover too long, as the dozers shots chew through it quite fast.

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

Just be yourself, it works for me everytime.

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

try to wait until he´s out of ammo
just vomit a new one
Holy fuck.

Owen King
Owen King

CTA
No one can defeat Chicago Kacper. No one.

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

You have to weaken them at an equal pace and then finish them both off at the same time with an AOE attack. Hopefully you're playing as a pyromancer, otherwise good luck.

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

I just reached the end of the fast-food sidequest and now I have to pick a side and fight the other.
Which one do I choose Cred Forums?

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Literally in the Touhou M1 Grand Prix
Fucking came out of nowhere.

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

Defeat metal man first, he drops an op weapon.

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

He´s slow when is raining.

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

ronald is a bullet hell boss so side with him unless you are good at touhou

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

How do you kill this cute little shit? She's too fast!

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

How the fuck do I beat this guy, he two-shots me even through a full suit of Magicbane armor.

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

Really needs a quarter to scale.

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

Choose your team Cred Forums

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

get Language skill high enough to speak english correctly
get Charisma skill just high enough to make friends with almost anyone
get Gun knowledge skill to 100 with Gunnut perk
get "Freedom is the future of mankind" perk
with all of that you can befriend him and he'll join your party, mine is mutt-Jewish so he has high merchant skill and always get best deals in shop when using "Jewish tricks" and i can even avoid most fight against high leveled character ( except negroids ) by using his Holocaust victim card against them

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

Guys this message suddenly appeared when i walked into my home base
Whats gona happen?

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

upgrade the "Chad" skilltree, min/max to get the "Incel", "Introspective" and "Thot Destroyer" perks if you don't want to get any of the "STD'' status ailments or take on any unwanted companions that drain your gold

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

she's weak to hugs, head pats, and hand holding. Good luck

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

good pun, here's a (You) out of appreciation

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

Hire a level 10 or greater mercenary to intimidate him.

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

he's a secret party member but the recruit conditions are pretty obscure. you need a tennis ball to start the quest

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

There's actually a third neutral siding where you fight both. It's hella hard, but the Burget Crown you get has insane stats

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

if you have max skill in lord of the rings lore you can talk him into killing himself

Juan White
Juan White

the woman president who got her computer taken over by a jpg file
youtube.com/watch?v=2uiQ3TtZiF0
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519035318774.webm

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

reflects all physical attacks and debuffs

How the fuck do I beat this guy with a melee only party?

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

Damn it I picked up the skill to talk to animals and this mouse keeps wanting more gold coins and says he is going to give me a "Worthwhile" item
I think I fucked up

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

never played DMC but why change the 'Light Rail Avenger" it already sounds like an anime title

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

Fuck this guy, the hitbox on his charge is ridiculously huge.

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

he doesn't have white sharpness

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

cast charm
what now Cred Forums?

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

One tells the truth and the other steals your shoes

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

You need to report him to the Cat user, but beware the cat is gona make you do some bullshit quest where you have to gather 6 million catnip plants and burn em inside the dogs house

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

Fuck, I got stuck. Any know a guide for how to get out of here?

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

How the FUCK do you resist her Khazar Charm?!

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

That's a boy you gay retard, not even in the >she way, it legit has XY chromosomes.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Post kino-tier bosses
First phase you can't even get him out of his chair or fully draw his sword
"Yare yare, toshi ga toru ja na"
OST kicks in and he fucking stands up
And it just gets better from there.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

How do you sneak past these things?

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

nice

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

What the fuck is this shit guys, every time I try to hit him he just disappears and slaps me. His walk animation is the silliest shit though.

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

I stopped watching Homeland two seasons ago, it was decent entertainment but kept getting dumber and more contrived. Lost all incentive to keep up with the show.

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

enjoy your ban

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

Bait her with money.

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

SOURCE

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

That just changed her form!

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

this

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

You need to read the Catcher in the Rye skill book to defeat him.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

Source? All the google links say girl.

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

throw some food away from the path
a dead rabbit also works

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

it's a gimmick, you can't start the actual boss fight until you find the sky diamond

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

you need to disguise yourself as a fan before you start his fight, he takes bonus damage when he's in his autograph mode

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

tfw maxed out barp skills

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

Wow, is that actuall Bendis? it's been a while since i left /co/ but i remember being basically real life penguin. Did he get aids or just finally turned things around?

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Show him who the goodest boy really is

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

I was stuck at this boss for a while but then tried something crazy.
Just have to cast blindness on your DPS and tank (not as squishy as they look) before they're charmed. Didn't worked at first but Spirit Sight did the trick.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

Oh boy, just you wait until the second version of that fight

John Cruz
John Cruz

.........................................................................is this pic legit?

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

I'm a bit embarassed to ask, since it's apparently a pretty easy fight, but how did you beat these guys?

Juan Price
Juan Price

Fuck this guy, seriously, phase 1 is manageable but phase 2 when he starts with the 2 revolvers, they coouldn't even design flavortown correctly

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Use Paizuri attack

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Anyone beat these assholes yet? They're impossible to predict and I can't pick up on any tells.

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

fell off
he dove in after his sword

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

Don't lead her as much.

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

Is it worth it? Or it's just some shitty randomized loot in there

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

mommy

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

tfw max stre and cha

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Thinks Lennon is hard
Just wait until Trainmaster Ringo, you have no fucking idea.

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

These are scary, they start screaming "whiter than you, Mohammed" as soon as they see you

Adam Long
Adam Long

Just dress as a Hammerite Novice and sneak past if you can't beat them.

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

I thought this guy was just a trash mob wtf

John Gray
John Gray

gank squad

More like skank squad wooo

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

Dude wait till the ganesha phase and all the fucking swords + fire breath

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

They like to sneak up on you so you should lay down some traps.

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

Yes

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Why'd you post a picture of one of the developers, user?

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

he almost died of infection

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

Bait the melee guy with alcohol, he'll commit suicide. Unfortunately that gets Balaclava Pasi to go into ragemode, but he spends all of his bullets in seconds after that, so he'll be easy to get.

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

ringo was the best boss of the console generation, holy shit what a good fight

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

HE REFUTES EVERYTHING I SAY HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT HIM

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

just nuke mexico, it's not worth it

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

When he jumps at you and does Perfect Storm in the air, then cancels into Missing Kid if you block and juggles you with Scottsdale Rapes until you die

Fucking unfair piece of shit

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

HAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHHAAHAHA

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

welp, time to cancel my Sydney vacation plans

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

smough won't use the firearm if you stay close, and you can keep him in the middle so that he blocks his teammate bullets

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

Roll male with high beauty and strength stats then strip naked.

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

that ability is region locked, developer also said that a unlock is highliy unlikely.

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

Wtf bros whenever I try to fight her I fail the Charm resist check.

Is there something I can do to get a better saving throw?

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

5>1>2>4>3
fite me

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Trying to fight Little Mac
You deserved it desu

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

I have arachnophobia now. Thanks user.

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

Anti-Guy.gif

Liam James
Liam James

I’m gonna need a sauce on this little slut

Mason Price
Mason Price

This guy just kills me instantly when I land a hit on him, wtf?

Brody James
Brody James

Whenever I go for him he just turns on a fucking dime and hits me from the side.

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

that neck shoestring
always make me think they are trap

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

spankbang com /14evz/video/ai+uehara+stuck+in+the+wall

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

You need the paralyze sword to neutralize his crazy movements, he's even harder on phase 2 because he gains a stomp attack witn an AOE effect

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

that neck shoestring always make me think my pants are tight

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

how do i break his armor?

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

Roll a character with the "Gay" trait in order to bypass them all

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

Dude, he never helps, in fact he doesn't do anything, he occasionally shows up and I think he's finally going to do something but he just stalls and spouts random lines about nothing.
I think the AI doesn't work it's bugged, which sucks because he was great in early game, is anybody else experiencing this issue? Maybe I should ask for a refund?

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

Pls help with this guy ;_;

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

Should have kept Perfect Storm on the right hand graphics

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

If you do a sidequest, you can get a bowl of borscht from their babushka which will distract them for a bit.

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

why does she always pull that retarded face

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

Cut content. I hear they're going to add the missing one with a patch.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

"somebody post the pic of the disgusting sex doll some user made w/ the one fake titty"

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

Dumb slut elfcore isn't a thing yet

How hard do I have to GRIND

David Morales
David Morales

You can't kill him until super late game. The only thing you can do is push him out of the window.

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

6 sides
You obviously need to hit him with 6 different elements.

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

fuck I hate bed of chaos

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

Just make a new save, he can't be beaten he was added to the game as a mistake and he hasn't been patched out yet.

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

Stay out of the attitude era. Modern era Stone Cold only gives you the stunner if you're a heel.

Christian Long
Christian Long

this is how trannies think

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

Spike resistance

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

too soon

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

It's easy, all you need is this 5.

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

Fucking OP bards

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

STOP

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

just show him this 5

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

You need to learn the leopard seal summon, but I think it trivializes the fight too much.

William Baker
William Baker

Finally beat this guy. Never want to see explosives ever again.

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

iron maiden only reflects physical damage use magic or lifetap to offset the return

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

Can we get some appreciation for the classics?

I mean really, has he ever been topped? Brother Sharp and LRA came close, but still.

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

LAUGH AND GROW FAT

James Moore
James Moore

And now he's writing Action Comics 1000.
Kill me.

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

WATCH OUT user, HE'S GOT A GUN

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

The rollerblade buff is too strong, please nerf.

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

obscure jewish armor
throw money at him, when he's distracted from picking them up, deliver the killing blow

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

Is it gay if i think he's cute?

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

fuck this dude's grab attack, can't dodge or block it

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

Sauce pls based user

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

new ideas are inherently good

I have some new ideas for you, faggot. They all involve having all of your orifices stuffed with white hot iron rods.

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

only a bit of it

he's writing all of Superman soon after, though

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

Who was in the wrong here?

William Evans
William Evans

You got me user

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

He keeps killing me in 1 hit and i can't dodge aside because of the tight spot, i can't dodge backwards because his attacks have super long range too, whats should i do?

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

This guy has no weakspots and his minions are far too many and powerful. How do I get past

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

Wait, what am I supposed to do again in his quest?

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

I'm always blown away by this fight

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

HE has no style. So, just challenge him to a dance off.

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

You have to take on his tutelage and complete the starting strength quest which only ends when you can squat 405 ass to grass.
I recommend doing gomad.

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

common enemy suddenly gets boss form
is the best bossfight ever made
What the fuck

Robert White
Robert White

can this guy even be beaten?
after phase 1 he eats an entire thing of Super Male Vitality™ and is basically unstoppable

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

ironic sadness on an emoji "aesthetic tshirt"
bull piercing
green hair
elf ears
whatever the fuck is happening with the eyelashes
is this THE bad taste image?

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

These dubs should distract him.

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

recruit The Human Holocaust for this fight, he gets bonus damage and evasion against this type of mob

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

never knew this guy was korean LOL

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

Give him a glass of unfiltered water

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

Nice Cammy skin

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

Because that's where the dick goes user...

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

You have to attack from range, if you get too close the "Puff-Puff" debuf ticks up and you get charmed

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

Just blow him when he tries to blow you.

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

because virgins thinks it's the face of a woman having sex

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

that hair
those ears

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

"Damn kid, couldn't you name yourself after a real event?"

Holy shit, Raimi, what an absolute madman

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

Any tips for this guy?

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

how do i recruit him?

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

KEK

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

what do?

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

Looking at this image physically hurts me.

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

He only attacks when you look at his face. Just walk past him while looking up, you'll know you've past him when the crying fades away.

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

It was a different time.

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

Image search just keeps giving me Russian websites, pls sauce

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

don't drop the soap

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

How do you avoid his Crystal Prison spell?

John Bell
John Bell

dude why do you think you have a penny in your inventory

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

Quit horsing around and get good

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

Cormorants need to dry their wings after they swim. If you can knock them into the water it will take out their aerial attacks. They'll switch to underwater surprise attacks; but you should be fine if you can make it to shore.

Now does anyone know how to beat Tookie?

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

did she get dragged into the street and beat to death by roaches yet?

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

Can't be blinded
Immune to sound based attacks
Coat gives resistance to fire and ice damage
High FTH
Pretty much HAVE to be a magical class because he's just too powerful in close quarters
Early game miniboss
The fuck?????

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

It's bugged, you have to get out of the tank and fight on foot

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

Switch to Roman Greco stance style.
Watch out, he's pretty fast later on

John Rogers
John Rogers

did you do the billy herrington quest line? if yes then you can summon him to this fight, he's a tremendous help

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

His moveset was too based for this world.
;_;7

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

BEST BOSS FIGHT EVER

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

It's timed. Either wait for it to stop or jump on top and run faster than their speed.

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

He can be beaten normally but it's extremely difficult.
If you complete his sidequest before fighting him you can get a bottle of Super Male Vitality which makes the fight much easier.

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

you need magical weapons to hit ghosts

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

I'm pretty sure this is just the Odin fight from Final Fantasy Legend 2

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

This can only end poorly.

If you don't have the Gym Boss perk and haven't allied with Billy you're going to have a rough time. Just don't pick the jabroni dialogue choice and come back later.

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

This is a Light Cleric

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Who should I main? What's the current meta?

Lucas White
Lucas White

this fucker just keeps mocking me from his perch
whAT DO I DO how do I get him down so I can use melee attacks

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

Perfect Storm super was brutal.

Josiah James
Josiah James

Belle Kirschner
enjoy

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

I wonder if his kouhai ever continued his legacy.
I swear if I make a video game I'm gonna put this guy in there somewhere.

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

Choose that slut with the uggs if you're a fan of Charisma builds.

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

Blue girl for max speed

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

TrackLad. Speed stat also affects crit rate

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

No matter what I do my character always remains under 200kg so I can't beat him...

How do I grind enough TV diners?

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

How the hell do I defeat this guy?
He kills me in 1 hit and the area you have to fight is fucking tiny. I don't survive a second if I step on the lava

David Myers
David Myers

Use guns and kite him off the train, or make the train stop so he gets off and then you can pass.

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

Aerosol can + zippo

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

He's a supposed-to-lose fight at that point, he doesn't even fight you if you're Law aligned.
Just survive until the third stop and get off, he'll bless your passage and let you go.

Jason White
Jason White

Skipping leg day
Not even once

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

Cheers

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

blue girl taunts
"you are too slow!"

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

need to cut him off from the fountain of saedwalk, the source of all his power

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

STOP POSTING THIS GIF IT HURTS EVERY TIME.

Liam Green
Liam Green

Has anyone even come close to beating this guy? What the fuck are you supposed to do? Every time you get close to beating him he just uses food items to heal and he never fucking runs out.

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

NINJA PRODUCTIONS

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

dios mio...

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

he'll bless your passage
so what the fuck are infernal classes supposed to do mr. smartypants?

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

They used to be better, but the devs nerfed them hard after everyone complained they were too op.

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

This is the best tank in the game. If you do not have him in your party you are suffering for no reason.

John Cook
John Cook

if you give him the Strange Watch he morphs into hero mode and joins your party

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

That squash has sultry eyes, avoid its charm attacks, don't take the quest

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

Toad Sentinels
Yeah, fuck that shit. I've never beaten them without a summon.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Read the box, get the man some beer of the same type and he won't kill you

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

oh shit why didn't I think of using guns
shoot him
coat is so thick he's practically a bullet sponge
fuck. looks like is the best bet

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

Lel let's make a joke character harder than the final boss!!!
Fuck developers who do this, holy shit.

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

never wrestled Billy
lost to a fucking Italian midget
his slaves succesfully rebelled without much of effort
Why do people like him again?

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

boss is a pair of melee fighters
incredibly fast
impossible to predict thanks to their weird moves
head is only weak point
wtf how is this fair

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

It's a battle of attrition.
Once he eats enough food items he'll have a heart attack and die.

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

just bring a consumable thread needle

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

Dumb faggots don't know about the secret boss
wahhhh these normal mobs r 2spooky4me
Christ almighty you guys are pussies, literally git gud.
Seriously though somebody else please find the goddamn entrance to the next floor, I keep respawning in the back and my faith build can't do shit.

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

what do I do with this guy?
he calls me out as soon as I try to use CASIE

James Barnes
James Barnes

Fuck this OP as shit spammed attack, I can't defeat it not even in mirror match.

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

How do i stop him from sneaking up on me?

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

I aggro'd that world boss by mistake once...broke all my fucking armor...

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

Guys I rolled as a Redguard this playthrough and this guy keeps attacking me on sight. I mean he's the damn tutorial guide so I can't fight him at this level.
What made this playthough different, is my game glitched?

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

that RNG bullshit where he summons a fuckheug sandwich on top of you and takes a bite of it
I can dodge the brisket but fuck that pastrami, I swear it has a fullscreen hitbox

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

I've been in this fight for days, he just keeps eating MORE and MORE.
I'm pretty sure he's not fucking human.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

You'll have to use Resist Purify to get through. Or use a Brimstone if you didn't learn it yet.
Otherwise just keep yourself protected with 9th Circle or closest equivalent and tank the holy damage whilst using restoration items, there's not much else you can do.
I think Belphegor shows up to clear the path if you cleared his quest earlier, but you'll probably want to cash his favour later on anyway.

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