The people who spend all day trolling "Nintenfags" get a literal Barbie

> The people who spend all day trolling "Nintenfags" get a literal Barbie

You can't make this up

oohhoohhoho now they play with fucking dolls?
Truly the most emasculated fanbase.

they got the STICC aesthetics right

no tits
no ass
please have a vagina please have a vagina

so(n)yboys

>Lara is supposed to be strong and independent now and not some object
>make a fucking Barbie of her

wew

yes but does it have a vagina?

It's a fucking barbie doll, so no. Also no nips, either.

Nu-Raider is Squeenix/Microsoft

What does a multiplatform game series getting a barbie have to do with people trolling nintendo users? I'm sure tomb raider would be on nintendo consoles if it could run it.

>Hey Frank what kind of Merchandise should we have for our video game movie?
>Why, a plastic doll made for little girls of course

works for any capeshit film featuring a female protagonist, why not this one?

At least the nu-raider Barbie doll has moveable appendages unlike those shitty funko pop tier quality shitmiibos

Lara Croft isn't a Playstation exclusive character anymore, Super Soytendo Boy. Go back to buying Amiibos

This, you don't even buy the good figmas of your favorite smash character. You'll settle for shit.

Rise of the Tomb Raider was a timed exclusive on the Xbox One though?

don't be jealous, maybe you can make yourself a doll out of the Nintendo® cardboard®

> The people who spend all day trolling "Nintenfags"
Wait, what? You sound paranoid schizophrenic, my laddy-o.

>produce expensive plastic figurines of video game characters
>no problem, will buy
>do the same thing but call it a barbie
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Plastic > cardboard

No matter how hard you try laddie, you'll always be the Labotomised sods who are stuck with that trash

>unaware of the xbot flaseflag conspiracy to make sony look bad

>anymore
She was never enslaved by so(n)y.

>Playstation exclusive character
because they dont have any

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Fucking rekt

Kratos

Objectively superior figure

Pop Cap is enemy of the people.

It's actually a shame that there's basically no decent Lara figurines.

Don't worry, you're getting one too.

user, I...

>tries to start a thread making proclamations of a group of people buying barbie dolls based on a character who started out in the ps1 days just for some shitty attempt at a "gotcha!"
>gets told Lara has been multiplat since SE's acquisition of Eidos
>"lol you have no exclusive character! b-btfo!"
>*bids 4 digits on shitty amiibo toy*

A Barbie is better than cardboard. Also, if this is part of the collector line, is almost as good as a SHFiguarts.