ITT: vidya characters that look exactly like you

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wow what a puffy vulva!

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I feel you user

I look a lot like Tim Heidecker, even our facial expressions are similar.

No video game characters come to mind, tho.

Did your wife leave you too?

I look almost exactly like her and I'm a scientist. I'm a Microbiologist though. I think Naomi was a Geneticist

I did not know that his wife left him.

And no, I was never married.

Do you know any video game characters that look like Tim, tho?

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Sure you are.

>I did not know that his wife left him.
She didn't, the MDE kiddies made that up to cope with the cancellation.

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Not that user but I think girls do come here these days.

Bee my gf!

>pic of (You)
it's not uncommon for women to think they're more attractive than they are lol

I have a boyfriend already. Sorry!

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What video game?

What about men? I'm a man and think I look unattractive but I've had girls tell me I look cute which i think is code for ugly

Literally me

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No pony tail though and it's my left eye that's fucked. In college a lab partner got an acid in my left eye and it blinded me for life in that eye

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probably because you have a baby face. at least thats why im sure women say it about me.

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>"Your a good friend. I wish I could find a guy like you"

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Hi majima

I'M A GUY LIKE ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When girls say that what they mean is a guy with your personality but not your looks. I'm a girl

Stop impersonating me

Who?

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This, to be perfectly god damn frank with ya

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Joke's on you, I've lost 10kg this year alone, started going to the gym and eating healthy. I'm gonna get a Chad body and start going out at night. Then I'll get depressed because I don't know where to find nerdy girls, I guess.

Open wide user

how does that change your face?

i dont think i look like anyone

I'm sorry. It probably came across as overly harsh but it's the truth. Don't let that stop you from working out. You'll find a girl for you some day.

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>10kg
Congrats on the weight loss user bro. I lost a load of weight last year but unfortunately gained it back this year. Keep at the weight loss dude.

Why do woman do that?
Just dont fucking say anything, no wonder we have guys doing an hero every day

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It's meant to be a compliment. Calling you a nice guy shouldn't make you want to die

you've never ever seen before-after pictures from losing weight? being fat makes EVERYONE uglier, unless they're skellie-level

can't really think of any character

sticks and stones, don't worry

I did that in like a week, everyone around me noticed it quickly because what I most lost was neck/face fat, then I started taking it slowly because I'm worried about having too much "leftover skin"

I still gotta lose ~20 more kgs if I was to go by BMI standards, but I'll be heavier than that because muscle weighs way more than fat

>haha hey you're nice but not attractive enough to date

>you've never ever seen before-after pictures from losing weight? being fat makes EVERYONE uglier, unless they're skellie-level
Sorry I'm from americalpistan where we don't use kg

Threads like these have a disproportionate number of femanons.

Really makes you think?

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>i want someone that is like you
>but that he isnt you

But it's a compliment on how good of a person you are. Would knowing that not make you feel good?

no beard

For me, it’s the McChicken. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

who cares about being a good person when you're lonely as fuck? id rather be a cunt if i get to slay qt ginger pussy all the time.

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Not me but my older chad brother looks identical to RE5 Chris. He's an electrician and spends every second he's not at work in the gym working out.

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and youre here on /vee/

Well I'm a nerd. I work in a lab. I wish I was a chad instead of a nerd. My brother actually makes more than me

how often does he punch rocks?

I've never seen him punch a rick but I did see him punch a concrete wall.

rock*

That looks exactly like me too OP.

Hey there pretty

This is me. This Is Who I Am As A Person Both Mentally and physically

PROOF?

top left

just double check'd in the mirror
except for having green eyes, slightly longer hair and slightly thiccer lips, i look pretty much like Noctis
even wear black most of the time

are you just as tight as noctis

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Sam, get back to work.

body type and clothes? yeah pretty much
i would never wear shorts or the dumb fingerless gloves tho

i don't think that's what he meant user

i was hoping it wasn't the creepy sex thing
no idea about noctis's butt tho
mine should be pretty tight if that's what you wanted to know

Not vidya but you look like that one guy in Captain America: Civil War

Don't have pic, but I'm like a 98% match with The Chin