Which games allow me to be the greatest country?

Which games allow me to be the greatest country?

being born in switzerland is like winning the lottery of life

>A FUCKING MEDKIT

Reminder that Amerimutts and Eutards will never own guns and have no mass shootings, mass truckings, or mass bombings.

There's a AoE2 total conversion that has Helvetia as a civ and they're pretty good

A Muslim-infested country is the greatest?

There are few things cooler than a medkit, user.

Fucking cat eaters

>muslim infested
There are more Muslims in Germany and France.

At least it's not Kermit's asshole or some virgin on her period.

>because there is this ocean of piss over here, this lake of piss is actually water

>hey man sorry you lost your leg
>dude its awesome my retarded brother lost both of his legs im doing great!

Over 5% in 2013. We're in 2018 now. Goodbye, Suisse.

>t. amerimutt
56 percent and droppinf

>Pic unrelated
Anyway in RS6 You can play as Buck and Frost who are Canadian. Surprisingly not many games take place here despite how many are made here. I guess its like Vancouver and film.

Is this image supposed to sell someone on Switzerland?
Its like someone tried disguising commieblocks as best they could by making it only 6 stories high and colorful
Its still a commieblock

Hearts of Iron

Frost is a Chink. Buck is the only actual Canadian.

>thinks those buildings are commieblocks
you are retarded

T. American

> A frog is more Canadian than an Anglo
Nice try Tabernak.

A bank is not a country.

>Tfw no secluded mountain life raising horses and keeping to yourself

WRONG

Mercy in Overwatch is the best girl. I'm jelly if your doctors look like her.

we are one of the oldest countries in europe. stay upset

a shooting club?

>implying Buck isn't the only Canadian in the game

Brünig, /k/ meetup. We had Germans and Americans come over to shoot.

cossacks 3

Why do you need games when you live in the greatest country?

>greatest country
That doesn't look like a picture of America.

how can I become a citizen of switzerland

the problem is that cunts like the sp will use shootings in muttland and france as an excuse to comply with the eu directive even though our last mass shooting was in 2001 and our homicide rates the lowest in europe after iceland. fuck everthing

Sadly, we are full. Which country are you from? We don't want Muttlandians or Bongistanis.

don't cut yourself

Switzerland is literally the Tyrol with more freedom and even shittier german.

Maybe I'll move there someday.

>smuggle guns from east european shitholes outside the eu
>we need to fuck over legal owners some more

The EU needs to fucking hang

DEUS EX: Human Revolution
Mario and Sonic at the olympics (2010)
AC IV
Until Dawn.