YOU think you're cool enough to join the Tunnel Snakes?

YOU think you're cool enough to join the Tunnel Snakes?
Heh, alright, what's your most impressive vidya accomplishment?

wasting my life

I spent a full fucking year hunting for a full odds shiny fug on pokemon emerald

Well, one time this happened while I was playing poker in NV. I thought it was kinda cool.

>poker
I mean blackjack

I got to level 4 on Ikaruga on one credit. Died immediately, but still.

I accidentally won a game of pool in one shot in yakuza 0.
I should read the rules.

I fucked you're mom and then let radroaches kill her

then i killed you

can i get in the fucking tunnel snakes now?

I beat Call of Duty: World at War on Veteran while enduring the neverending grenade showers. I don't think I've played a game since that had that level of bullshit as the "hardest difficulty".

Fapped to all the monster girls in part 3

tunnel snakes rule
we're the tunnel snakes
thats us
and we RULE

I've 1cc'd Gradius 3 on Arcade mode.

SPLASO'd Halo:Reach in a single day

A had a world-record speed run that lasted mere hours before getting bested.
Haven't run since.

I beat silkworm od nes with one life

>9 luck
>two stealth boys
>run from doc mitchells to new vegas
>steal a little shit to sell to mick/ralph
>use that money to play slots
>get money to play blackjack
>have loadsaemon
I've done it four times and time to reinstall and do it again

Beat the hoverbike segment in battletoads without savestates nigga

I LOVE DO CYBERSEX

I made this bitch barber my personal stylist. Said he came from the west coast. I pay him with a bottle of water every two weeks. Nobody in my crew knows about him

1cc hard corps uprising on nightmare difficulty with the blonde girl, i think i even got an achievement for it

beat mirrors edge on hard and without guns

got in the top 100 in geometry wars 2 leaderboards

almost made it to the end of star ocean v

platinumed bloodoborne

oh fuck and beat Fantasia on genesis

I beat all zones with Coda in Crypt of the Necrodancer

I have 4 World records for a game series very few people care about.

>almost made it to the end of star ocean v
Does it really suck that much? I was interested in the game solely because of the tits mage wearing a fishnet bodysuit but if it's somehow worse than 4 then i'd rather spend my money in some other jrpg.

Ha i need to try this